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Zhang Xiaoshan’s big truth made the sky chatter to death. Seeing the two women looking like they wanted to eat him, Zhang Xiaoshan felt that there was no need to stay any longer, so he said, “Okay, I still have to take a step ahead. .”

"Don't go." Apple suddenly said without knowing what to think.

"Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Apple suspiciously, and asked: "Is there anything else? "

Apple showed a look of pain, and asked quietly: "I just want to ask you a question, are scumbags very good at deceiving women?"

Ha, this is also a woman with a story.

Zhang Xiaoshan took a sip of coffee, and bragged casually: "It should be, after all, only the routine of a scumbag can satisfy all the fantasies of a silly woman. Although I am not a scumbag, I can make a silly woman and a foolish man with half an hour." I go on a date, and even if a good man pours his heart and soul into a stupid woman, he may not make a stupid woman like him."

"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be quite good at bragging."

Apple smiled coldly, stared into Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes with burning eyes, and said, "Then let's make a bet, as long as you can make me agree to a date with you within half an hour, I will..."

Speaking of this, Apple didn't know what the bet should be, so he hesitated all of a sudden.

Anyway, I have nothing to do today, so it’s good to play with Ms. Yu, Zhang Xiaoshan said with a smile: “Hehe, the coffee money hasn’t been settled yet, whoever loses will pay, how about it?”

After hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's proposal, Apple couldn't help but feel that this man is still very gentlemanly, but he didn't know that she had already fallen into the scumbag's thirty-six tricks to get him, so he nodded to Zhang Xiaoshan and said, "Okay, it's a deal."

"Start the timer." Ruth interrupted suddenly.

Hahahaha, Zhang Xiaoshan and Apple were both amused. They looked at each other and felt that this Ruth was still funny.

Since it was a bet, of course it had to be taken seriously, Zhang Xiaoshan asked the two women to wait for a while, and walked into the restroom of the cafe.

"Sister Apple, what the **** is this guy doing?" Ruth asked.

"Who knows?" Apple said.

"Hey, no matter what he said for a while, don't promise him. I don't believe it today. How could someone seduce Leng Yanyu from the sales department in half an hour?"

"That's for sure, he has bought the order."

At this time, a handsome young man in a suit and leather shoes walked up to the two women, looked at Apple tenderly, "Miss, I want to ask you the way."

I saw the young man with bright eyes and picturesque brows, and his skin was surprisingly fair and moist, which made the two women feel ashamed.

With just one glance, Apple was deeply trapped in it and couldn't extricate himself, his heart was pounding wildly, and he forgot everything for a while, his eyes were full of the man in front of him. Ruth on the side was even more stunned, never expecting that the handsome guy in front of her was the gray-haired middle-aged uncle just now.

Looking at the two nympho-looking women, Zhang Xiaoshan thought to himself: Did I use too much force, no, I agreed to rely on the skills of a scumbag to date a girl, but relying on my face is no match for me, I smiled Said: "Forget it, if I knew it, I wouldn't go to the bathroom, and I've finished my coffee, so I'll go to pay the bill."

"No." The two women shouted in unison.

Apple came back to his senses, cursing to himself that he had never seen a handsome guy before, and he was too embarrassed just now, but with this guy's face, it is estimated that 90% of women would not refuse his invitation. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Apple took out a pair of handkerchiefs and handed them to Zhang Xiaoshan, saying quietly: "Use this to cover your face, to be honest, looking at your face, I guess I won't reject you."

Ruth also kept nodding her head, approving what Miss Apple said, and said in her heart: It's a shame, I just heard that the waiter called him Captain Zhang after seeing his ID, and the status of a civil servant is full marks. The car key has four rings, and the economic ability is 60 points. Although it is a little low, but with that awesome handsome face, it is not impossible for Miss Ben to lower her standards.

Zhang Xiaoshan took the handkerchief, feeling a little surprised, how could someone still carry this stuff with him in what age. Zhang Xiaoshan hangs on his face with a little hesitation, um, with a faint fragrance, the taste is not bad.

"Don't worry, the handkerchief is very clean."

Apple glanced at Zhang Xiaoshan, smiled and said, "I'm ready, let's get started, let's see how to deal with scumbags."

cough cough ~ ~

Zhang Xiaoshan cleared his throat, looked at Apple and said, "Hi Miss, Uncle wants to ask you the way."

Apple blinked, didn't understand what the **** it was, but said cooperatively, "Where are you going?"

"Go to your heart." Zhang Xiaoshan said solemnly.

Apple flicked his head, "Sorry, no way."

"It doesn't matter. Uncle, I have been a professional lockpicker for 20 years. By the way, does Lu Chenzhuang Long know?"

Apple shook his head, but Ruth next to her whispered a few words in her ear, Apple's little face turned red instantly, and he spat softly, "Rogue."

"Hey, can you give Uncle a smile?"

"What do you want?"

Zhang Xiaoshan took a sip of the coffee, frowned and said, "This coffee has no sugar added, so it's a bit bitter. If you smile sweetly, it won't be bitter anymore."

"You think beautifully, you deserve it." Apple said with a stern face.

"Garlic will turn into mashed garlic, Miss, what do you think I will turn into?"

"I don't know, what will it turn into?" Both women had doubts on their faces.

"I love mud." Zhang Xiaoshan typed three words on the phone screen.

Apple immediately gave him a series of supercilious looks.

"May I ask, do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to find one?" Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Apple with a series of ambiguous eyes, "If you have one, do you want to change it? If you don't want to change it. Do you mind having one more?"

Hahahaha, the two women were defeated by this guy's shamelessness, and they burst out laughing.

"Beautiful lady, you may not know that you have no wine in your dimples, but I am as drunk as a dog."

"Hey, isn't your name Zhang Dagou?" Ruth spoke first again.

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored her. This kind of woman whose face value is below 80 and has no self-knowledge, Zhang Xiaoshan has always ignored it, and continued to flirt with Apple: "Do you want to know the difference between me and Tang Seng?"

Apple blinked suspiciously, indicating that he didn't understand.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the apple and said affectionately: "Tang Seng's lifelong wish is to learn Buddhist scriptures, and my wish is to marry you."

Apple covered her mouth and smiled happily. Yu Jiefeng, with her cuteness, finally gave Zhang Xiaoshan a warm look for the first time, "Haha, you are so funny, if you are sincere, I...I, Ha ha."

Seeing Apple's smiling face, Zhang Xiaoshan's little heart suddenly jumped, and he said: Don't make a bet, fold yourself in, or just stop here?

"Go on, why did you stop?" Apple urged.

have to!

Zhang Xiaoshan hurriedly recited a few words of Amitabha, and continued to flirt with his sister: "Miss, do you have fifty cents?"

Apple blinked suspiciously, and asked, "There must be, what's wrong?"

"That's great, I also have 50 cents, we just get together." Zhang Xiaoshan said happily.

Ah, Apple blushed a little, looking at this thick-skinned guy in surprise, how dare he say such words.

Zhang Xiaoshan moved closer to Apple, "Can I kiss you?"

Apple suddenly almost agreed to this guy for a moment, but fortunately he reacted and waved his hands again and again, "Yes... no."

"What did I say, you have such a big reaction?" Zhang Xiaoshan showed a puzzled look on his face.

Apple blurted out: "Can I kiss you?"

Zhang Xiaoshan pointed to his cheek, and said with a smile: "Hey, of course I agree to the beauty's request, come on."

"You are too mean." Apple blushed and pushed Zhang Xiaoshan away in disgust.

"What time is it?" Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly put away his smile and asked seriously.

"Ah? Do you have something to go?"

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan asking the time, with such a serious expression on his face, Apple felt a twinge in his heart for a moment, and reluctantly said, "It's ten o'clock in the morning."

Zhang Xiaoshan stretched out a finger, shook it in front of Apple's eyes, and said solemnly: "No, no, this is the starting point of our happiness. No matter how loud the cannons are on New Year's Eve, it's still not as good as I think you are."

Haha, Apple just lay on the table and laughed happily.

"Beautiful little apple, shall we have a date?" Zhang Xiaoshan launched a final blow to the apple, and stretched out his right hand to the woman.

Apple finally waited for this sentence, happily took the man's right hand, looked at Zhang Xiaoshan with blurred eyes, "Okay, I will listen to your arrangement."

At this moment, the woman seems to have returned to ten years ago, holding hands for the first time, falling in love for the first time, and having someone she likes for the first time.

When the two were looking at each other affectionately, an untimely voice interrupted the sweet moment.

Ruth's mouth was full of sour taste, and she said nonchalantly: "You two are almost done, Officer Zhang, your performance is very good, we admit defeat."

At this time, Apple remembered that this was just a bet, and felt a little desolate for no reason in his heart, how wonderful it would be if it was true...

The three of them left the cafe together. Zhang Xiaoshan came to the side of the Audi Q5, looked at the charming Apple, and asked with a smile, "Where are you going? Don't I need to give you a ride?"

Apple was about to agree, but Ruth replied with a look of disdain: "We still have to go shopping, don't bother you."

"I wish you all a good time, goodbye." Zhang Xiaoshan waved to the two girls and got into the car.

"Bye-Bye."

Until the Audi Q5 went away, the corners of Apple's mouth rose slightly, still immersed in the interesting encounter just now.

Seeing Apple's happy face, Ruth couldn't help but feel a little sour in her heart, "Sister Apple, you won't be really tempted, will you? Look at what kind of broken car he drives. It's only four to five hundred thousand at the top. Now Who among the successful men drives such a broken car?"

"The car is very good. He is only 29 years old. It is very good to be able to drive such a car. Ruth, we women must recognize ourselves and give ourselves an accurate position. To put it bluntly, the two of us are sales ladies. We are not handsome, those successful men will not fall in love with us, if they fall in love with us, then he is also the kind of scumbag you met on a blind date today." Apple said very seriously.

After listening to Apple's words, Ruth agreed on the surface, but the disdain that flashed in her eyes was deeply watched by Apple.

At this time, Apple suddenly thought of something, and exclaimed: "It's broken, I forgot to leave his contact information."

Ruth said with a smile: "What's the big deal, isn't it just a policeman? A month's salary is not enough for me to buy a bag, so why keep it? You don't really want to develop a relationship with him, do you?"

Looking at the schadenfreude on Ruth's face, Apple didn't say anything else, thinking, this is also a poisonous girlfriend who doesn't look down on other people's good friends, let's be colleagues in the future, this kind of person is not worth dealing with...

Time flies by, and the Tomb-sweeping Day arrives in a blink of an eye. Zhang Xiaoshan came to the cemetery alone to sweep the grave of his grandfather, who had passed away for many years, with his grandmother's entrustment.

It's not that I don't want to bring two little girls here, but it's a little inconvenient for them. Hehe, I wonder if God has opened his eyes. The two little girls are pregnant one after the other, so they naturally need to be protected in all directions.

Grandpa's tomb is in the Jiutian Cemetery in QP District, not to mention the distance, even if there is a traffic jam of at least six or seven hours every Tomb-sweeping Day, Zhang Xiaoshan is not willing to bear the suffering of two little girls. Pregnant women mostly suffer from frequent urination. If there is a big traffic jam, do you need to prepare a few convenient pockets?

As for coming by subway, don’t be kidding. During the Ching Ming Festival, people can be squeezed into meatloaf in the carriages of Shanghai Metro Line 11. It’s better to drive.

The breeze brought a faint sadness, and the drizzle was continuous. Walking in the tree-lined path, Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help being a little sad. He thought of his former relatives, former lover, and everything in the past.

Just when Zhang Xiaoshan was lost in this grief, he was interrupted by a shout, "Xiaoshan, this way."

Zhang Xiaoshan followed the voice and found that it was Liu Datou. He was also very happy to meet his old boss whom he hadn't seen for a long time, so he walked over immediately.

"Captain Liu, are you here to sweep the graves of your relatives too?" Zhang Xiaoshan felt very cordial.

Since two years ago, Liu Datou was promoted to the Huangpu New District as the captain of the Public Security Bureau. Because of their busy work, they usually only make phone calls, and only have the opportunity to get together during the New Year and holidays. But Zhu Suosuo often gets together with the family members of his former colleagues, which can be regarded as a kind of wife diplomacy.

"No~www.readwn.com~ My relatives are all in Jiangsu Province, and I don't have time to go back. I'm here for something."

Liu Datou patted Zhang Xiaoshan's shoulder and said with a smile: "A few days ago your sister-in-law told me that Suo Suo is pregnant, congratulations."

"Liu Dui, you are also a cook and a cadre now, why do you still only talk about it and don't talk about it?" Zhang Xiaoshan teased.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words, Liu Datou was not at all embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Haha, you also know that your sister-in-law manages the money in my family. I usually only have a hundred and eighty yuan in my pocket. How can I compare with you, a rich man?" What? Don't worry, your sister-in-law has already prepared a gift for your confidante."

Zhang Xiaoshan gave Liu Datou a thumbs up in contempt, um, pointing downward.

"By the way, I'm still looking for you, so I can do my brother a favor."

Zhang Xiaoshan shrugged, and directly refused: "Oh, if you borrow money, you don't have to talk about it. I am also being controlled by them now. I only have 2,000 yuan of pocket money per month. Well, this is all those good ones. My sister-in-law taught them that when a man has money, he becomes bad."

Are you kidding, Zhang Xiaoshan and his small group consist of dozens of people, none of whom are worth more than 100 million. When they really need money, it is the family members who come forward. If Liu Datou wants to borrow money, it must be a bad thing.

"Hehe, you still know me. Isn't it a good thing that I want to bring you together? It doesn't cost much, and 200,000 yuan per person is about the same. Don't tell me that you didn't hide a small coffer, I still understand your skills Yes, it’s a good thing for me, I don’t tell ordinary people.” Liu Datou said.

good thing?

Looking at the smiling Liu Datou, Zhang Xiaoshan told himself intuitively that this guy is weird...