Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

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Gorgeous crystal lamps cast dim light, making the whole restaurant look elegant and quiet. Soft saxophones filled the restaurant like an invisible smoke. At the dining table, a man and two women were chatting and laughing from time to time while tasting delicious food.

"Gu Gu, thank you, without your advice, I really wouldn't dare to let Xiaoshan go out." Zhong Xiaoqin looked at Gu Jia who was opposite and said.

"Why are you being polite to me, aren't you treating me to a big meal!" Gu Jia said after taking a sip of her drink.

"Hehe, just a big meal is not enough to express Xiaoqin and I's gratitude to you, how about this, pick a time, and invite your husband, and the four of us sit together." Zhang Xiaoshan said gratefully.

The problem that Zhang Xiaoshan's skin was too beautiful was easily solved by Gu Jia. Biotherm’s Sunshine Vitality Self-Tanning Spray, 360 yuan, can maintain a bronzed complexion for one to two days, and it also has the effect of preventing ultraviolet rays and maintaining the skin.

With this, Zhang Xiaoshan can finally throw away the mask and sunglasses, and Zhong Xiaoqin doesn't have to worry about sleeping and eating.

An hour ago, after Zhang Xiaoshan sent away Jiang Nansun's family who had lost their hopes, um, the principal and interest were all paid off at once, and Zhong Xiaoqin came back bouncing around.

It took more than half an hour. Zhong Xiaoqin and Gu Jia endured the hunger in their stomachs and gave Zhang Xiaoshan a skin improvement treatment. In order to thank Gu Jia for his idea, Zhang Xiaoshan and Zhong Xiaoqin invited Gu Jia to a western restaurant near their residence. Rub it.

Alas, it's a pity that two bowls of instant noodles with poached eggs have long been lumpy.

Gu Jia thought for a while and said, "Well, okay, let's do it tomorrow night, but you don't need to eat outside. Come to my house together and try my handicrafts."

"Okay, Gu Gu, you provide the cooking skills, and the two of us will provide the ingredients." Zhong Xiaoqin cheered, looked at Zhang Xiaoshan, and said with a look of aftertaste: "Xiaoshan, you are lucky, Gu Gu's cooking skills, that is Absolutely."

"Hehe, I don't think I have good food, but you, a snack foodie, are greedy." Zhang Xiaoshan said with a smile.

"I don't care about you, I'm not a foodie, but I just can't resist the delicious food made by Gu Gu." Zhong Xiaoqin pinched the soft flesh in Zhang Xiaoshan's waist.

"Hey, it hurts. By the way, Xiaoqin, you also said this to your mother-in-law last night. It seems that as long as it is delicious food, you have no resistance." Zhang Xiaoshan gently grabbed Zhong Xiaoqin's little hand. It's so ruthless, every time it is pinched, a black and purple patch will be left on the skin.

"Hmm, why do you dislike me now?" Zhong Xiaoqin stared at Zhang Xiaoshan with wide eyes.

"How can you dislike me? I just like you who are chubby."

Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes were very sincere, and he continued: "By the way, a woman who weighs ninety catties is skinny, one hundred catties is sexy, one hundred and twenty catties is sensual, one hundred and thirty catties is a sense of humor, and one hundred catties is a sense of humor. If it weighs more than 50 catties, it is definitely brave, so I would like to ask Xiaoqin, which one is yours?"

"I'm...hehe, I won't tell you, you guess for yourself." Zhong Xiaoqin blinked mischievously.

"That's not easy to guess. It's better to measure it on the spot. The data is more accurate." Zhang Xiaoshan stretched out his **** dragon claw hand with a smile, and was about to measure Zhong Xiaoqin's weight.

cough~ cough~

Seeing the laughing and flirting two people, Gu Jia coughed heavily, and said with a smile: "Be careful, you two, this is a public place, it's better to go home and spread dog food."

At this time, Zhong Xiaoqin thought of Gu Jia who was sitting opposite, stuck out her tongue cutely, lowered her little head and concentrated on dealing with the steak on the dinner plate.

And Zhang Xiaoshan was absolutely thick-skinned, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, and was about to say something, suddenly someone patted him on the shoulder, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Zhu Suosuo, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, of course she was indispensable by his side Good girlfriend Jiang Nansun.

"Ah, why is it you?" Zhang Xiaoshan said.

Zhu Suosuo looked at Zhang Xiaoshan affectionately, and said affectionately: "Xiaoshan, I haven't seen you for a long time, where did you go? I didn't answer your calls or texts, you know how worried I am about you ?"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Suosuo gave Gu Jia a hostile look.

Gu Jia was a little confused by this unreasonable hostility, while Zhong Xiaoqin's eyes turned red in an instant, and small tears were about to flow down.

Damn, although I suggested that you should pursue me, my lord, you haven't called me or sent me a message since that day, but now you say that you miss me plausibly. This is giving yourself eye drops.

Zhang Xiaoshan stood up suddenly, and sprayed Zhu Suosuo: "When did I get so close to you? Have you ever called or sent me a message? Why didn't I know?

Isn't it the little thing that you went to the toilet without toilet paper and squatted for more than half an hour, and I gave you toilet paper? Why are you targeting me like this? "

At times like this, you need to be confident and speak out everything clearly. Many misunderstandings arise because of ambiguity.

Sure enough, after hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words, Zhong Xiaoqin's complexion suddenly cleared up. She had heard Zhang Xiaoshan said that when delivering food, she helped women into the toilet to deliver toilet paper. She didn't expect it to be this beautiful woman in front of her, so she didn't think about it .

Zhong Xiaoqin hugged Zhang Xiaoshan's arm intimately to declare her sovereignty, and then smiled at Zhu Suosuo, "Hehe, it's really funny to ask men to give toilet paper to the women's toilet without bringing toilet paper."

"Hehe, I heard that if you squat for a long time, you will take off that!" Gu Jia cooperated very tacitly, but this mouth is really damaged.

Zhang Xiaoshan was quite surprised by Zhong Xiaoqin's actions. Is this still that kind old man with a weak personality?

"Ah, ah, ah, I'm so mad. I tore your mouths apart!"

Zhang Xiaoshan broke the news of his scandal in full view, and was ridiculed by two women in public. Zhu Suosuo's pretty face instantly turned black as if it was about to drop oil, and he was so angry that he wanted to go up and make gestures.

"Suosuo, don't be impulsive. This is a restaurant, and many people are watching." Although Jiang Nansun was also angry, he still maintained his rationality. Seeing that a waiter had already walked towards him, he grabbed Zhu Suosuo desperately.

"You...you wait for me, this matter is endless!" Zhu Suosuo couldn't get away from Jiang Nansun's obstruction, so he could only point at Zhang Xiaoshan and the three of them and say harsh words.

Ordinarily, when encountering such a situation, ordinary people would either run away or stay away from the culprit, but the stubborn Zhu Suosuo insisted on sitting on the table next to Zhang Xiaoshan and the others.

Half an hour ago, Zhu Suosuo received a call from Jiang Nansun. Jiang Nansun said that he was in a bad mood and wanted to have a big meal to turn his grief and anger into appetite. Of course, Zhu Suosuo readily accepted the invitation.

As soon as the two girls entered the restaurant, they saw Zhang Xiaoshan, who was beaming with joy, chatting and laughing with a beautiful woman opposite. Oh, the seats in the restaurant were too high, and Zhong Xiaoqin was a little dainty, so Zhu Suosuo and Jiang Nansun didn't notice.

Thinking of Jiang Nansun who felt ashamed at Zhang Xiaoshan's house in the morning, he was going to provoke the relationship between Zhang Xiaoshan and Gu Jia, and Zhu Suosuo himself had a little idea about Zhang Xiaoshan that he couldn't explain clearly. scene.

Now stealing the chicken is unsuccessful, and the rice is lost. Looking at the triumphant Zhang Xiaoshan and the three, talking and laughing, Jiang Nansun and Zhu Suosuo are going crazy.

Resisting the urge to beat Zhang Xiaoshan and the three of them violently, after they finished ordering their meals, they would have a small PK with Gu Jia and Zhong Xiaoqin from time to time. It's fun.

"Oh, as long as you don't fight, maybe you can become good sisters if you don't get acquainted with each other! Oh, this idea is not bad!" Zhang Xiaoshan sat on the mountain and watched the tigers fight, while dreaming little dreams.

After a while, Jiang Nansun and Zhu Suosuo had all the meals ordered. Each had a steak and pasta, and opened a bottle of red wine. Are they going to turn grief into appetite?

Jiang Nansun drank a glass of red wine and said to Zhu Suosuo: "Suosuo, I won't come to this place to eat next time. It's all dirty men. Why don't we set up a dining area for women?" He glared at Zhang Xiaoshan provocatively.

"That's right, men stink to death, especially a stinky man with two legs." Zhu Suosuo confided in Gu Jia, and now she also knew that Zhong Xiaoqin was Zhang Xiaoshan's real girlfriend.

As a good girlfriend for more than ten years, Jiang Nansun and Zhu Suosuo certainly have a good understanding, and said with a smile: "Hehe, you didn't see that smelly man and a tigress eating instant noodles in the morning. That scene But it's too sweet, I just don't know if the man's girlfriend knows that he was robbed by his best friend."

"Well, I can't complain that I often hear people say that fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriend protection!" Zhu Suosuo continued.

Listening to the two talking to each other as if they were talking about cross talk, and the taste of sowing discord in the words was still so obvious, Zhong Xiaoqin and Gu Jia immediately stood up, ready to have a tearful battle.

Well, in order to prevent the four women from having a live PK, Zhang Xiaoshan could only stop Zhong Xiaoqin and Gu Jia, and walked towards the enemy battlefield by himself.

I saw Zhang Xiaoshan sitting next to Zhu Suosuo with a big horse, and inadvertently his leg touched Zhu Suosuo's beautiful legs in stockings. Unexpectedly, Zhu Suosuo didn't back down a little bit, but after losing contact with Zhang Xiaoshan, not only his beautiful legs were stuck After touching Zhang Xiaoshan, even the little hand secretly grabbed Zhang Xiaoshan's right hand.

Zhu Suosuo was also stunned by his strange behavior. Could it be that he really likes him? Hehe, it seems to be young, even Nansun said that Zhang Xiaoshan always hangs on his mouth, it seems not, why didn't I take the initiative to find him since three months ago?

Zhu Suosuo fell into an emotional conflict, but Zhang Xiaoshan was at ease, adhering to the idea of ​​not taking advantage of the bastard, and kept playing with Zhu Suosuo's slender hands.

Amitabha, female benefactor, you are trying to seduce the old monk to violate the austere precept, but the touch is really good, Zhang Xiaoshan thought to himself, as if he glanced at Gu Jia and Zhong Xiaoqin inadvertently, oh yeah, neither of the two women noticed that they were blocked by the tablecloth interactive.

Forget it, if you want to contact me secretly, I agree, sir, anyway, I will not take the initiative, refuse, or take responsibility.

Zhang Xiaoshan smiled and looked at Jiang Nansun opposite, "Hehe, I only heard that Miss Jiang is always helpful and likes to worry about the neighbor's real estate. I didn't expect Miss Jiang to be a female boxer."

"You...you are talking nonsense, since when did I miss your property, then...that's all me..."

Jiang Nansun also knew what her grandma and parents thought, but she really didn't think about Zhang Xiaoshan's real estate, but she couldn't deny that she was involved in it, and she stammered and couldn't continue.

Boxer? Jiang Nansun had an idea, and was ready to spit on Zhang Xiaoshan from the perspective of women, "Hehe, female boxer? Don't dare to be, I'm just speaking for us women.

I don't know what it was like before I got married, I haven't been in love. But after I got married, looking at my parents, I knew that we women have to have children and take care of the family, work is not easier than men, and we are also subject to gender discrimination everywhere. Just look at the number of senior leaders in big companies. Is it fair for a woman to eat under the same roof as a dirty and dirty man like you? Women should speak out for women and fight for women's equal rights. "

Halo, Zhang Xiaoshan was shocked by Jiang Nansun's words, what kind of ghost Jiang Nansun's mother looks like, doesn't she have long eyes and can't see it? Mother Jiang is a veritable aristocratic lady. Every day she buys all kinds of jewelry, high-end clothes, or at the mahjong table. When did Mother Zhong take care of the family? Isn't this just talking nonsense?

"Uh, your boxing skills are really exquisite and the angles are tricky, but can you bring some brains when you think about the problem? What age is this? It's your freedom to marry or not, and it's your right to have children. Is it a woman's duty to listen to what you mean?"

Zhang Xiaoshan was completely speechless about this white lotus's surprising thinking, and retorted: "What is gender discrimination in the workplace? Your working hours, attitudes, abilities, and results are all the same as or even better than men's. If everyone appreciates and raises your salary, it's you." No, that's called discrimination. By the way, you're still in school, and you've only had internships in a few companies, which is understandable."

Jiang Nansun opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but he couldn't find a good reason, so he rolled his eyes at Zhang Xiaoshan.

Seeing that Jiang Nansun was speechless, Zhang Xiaoshan continued his efforts, "The matter of eating is even more outrageous. Wherever Ms. Jiang appears, men have to avoid it, right?

If you are afraid of being seen, you should block it, and if you are afraid of smell, you should hold it back. You can’t hold back and turn your head out. No one is dragging you, so why do you have to join us men? You are a typical pastoral female boxer. It has never been about equality, but about privilege. "

This was such a good meal, Zhang Xiaoshan's throat was a little dry, he glanced at the wine glass in front of Zhu Suosuo, stretched out his hand, but immediately reacted, and retracted.

At this time, Zhu Suosuo made a move that Jiang Nansun, Zhong Xiaoqin, and Gu Jia did not expect. He actually raised a glass and fed Zhang Xiaoshan a sip of red wine to moisten his throat.

The three women were all stunned, with confused expressions on their faces. What's the situation with these two?

Uh, Zhang Xiaoshan actually drank it, but he reacted immediately, his eyes turned brightly, and he said with a smile: "See, this is another trick to sow discord, but my Xiaoqin You are the smartest, you will definitely not fall for Miss Suosuo's tricks, Xiaoqin, right?"

"Well, well, I'm the smartest, and I won't fall for it." Zhong Xiaoqin was quite happy in a foolish way, nodding repeatedly to show that she was very smart, and did not forget to take the time to give Zhang Xiaoshan a little wink.

Zhong Xiaoqin was simple-minded, and she was ecstatic to be slapped by Zhang Xiaoshan's little flattery, but the shrewd and capable Gu Jia was not easy to get along with. Gu Jia looked at Zhang Xiaoshan and Zhu Suosuo with scrutiny. Zhang Xiaoshan belonged to the old driver. After telling a lie, his face was not red and his heart beat, but the expression on Zhu Suosuo's face was wonderful, shy, disappointed, and a little happy. And feet.

Gu Jia's heart skipped a beat. There might really be something between Zhang Xiaoshan and Zhu Suosuo. If Zhu Suosuo's expression is fake, then her acting skills are definitely top-notch.

Jiang Nansun, the second pole, glanced at Zhu Suosuo gratefully, and felt that this sister was really awesome. Although she was seen through by a stinky man, she was very energetic, so she encouraged herself and said to Zhang Xiaoshan: "Women are born to be favored." , what if I want some privileges?"

"Hey, you are hopeless, do you know the difference between pastoral female boxing and real women's rights?

Real feminism is to remove the gender factor and think about what you can do as a human being, while pastoral female boxing magnifies female characteristics~www.readwn.com~ Thinking about what female characteristics can bring to oneself is perfected by true feminism The most important thing is "people", but only "female" is prominent in pastoral female boxing.

This kind of self-interest has been stewed into poisonous chicken soup, which caters to the tastes of a large group of selfish people, and there is also a trend of passing on from woman to woman. Miss Jiang, you have poured this soup a lot! "Zhang Xiaoshan squirted, and unexpectedly got the attention of other diners and service staff in the restaurant.

Oh, Zhang Xiaoshan, who has always been crazy, suddenly seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, waiting for Jiang Nansun's rebuttal, so that he could continue to spray.

Jiang Nansun didn't know whether he was anxious or angry. His face was flushed and his head was sweating profusely. He retorted loudly: "The current society is full of malice towards women. Men are unreliable. We women must be independent."

Zhang Xiaoshan waited for Jiang Nansun to speak, hehe said with a smile: "Hehe, those who are capable of relying on themselves and doing well are called independence, those who are not capable and want to be independent are called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, female boxers like you, It's just that I'm used to being pampered, and I haven't been constantly rubbed on the ground by reality.

But think about your family style, alas, forget it, let's save some face for you, I won't talk about it. "

clap clap...

"well said!"

Most of the male diners and waiters in the restaurant gave Zhang Xiaoshan heartfelt applause.

In this situation, Jiang Nansun felt ashamed, picked up his bag, and rushed to the restaurant door without looking back.

"Look, everyone, this is a typical pastoral female boxer who has learned to eat a king's meal. Alas, poisonous chicken soup is harmful!" Zhang Xiaoshan shouted at Jiang Nansun with a smile.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words and the applause of the nearby crowd, Jiang Nansun's eyes darkened, and he fell softly on the ground...