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Vol 4 Chapter 38: The Power of the Crow's Mouth

Two days ago, in a small church in Las Vegas, under the auspices of the priest and witnessed by Lu Xia, Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia got married. Although it is unlikely to be officially certified, it means a lot!

In order not to leave any regrets, Lu Xia proposed to go to Hawaii for a few days, as Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia's wedding trip, and this proposal was unanimously agreed by the two.

Today was the end of the trip, and thinking that there was nothing important to do back to the Imperial Capital, the three of them decided to take a cruise ship to Sakura, and then transfer back to the Imperial Capital.

This is how the current scene came to be, the two little women on the other side of the top of the cruise ship, one is Shen Bing and the other is Yang Tao.

As for how the two little girls got together and came to this cruise ship, it was of course the masterpiece of Cheng Feng, a good classmate. Although he had a lot of troubles with Cheng Shengen's warning, Cheng Feng still found someone to keep an eye on Shi Xiaomeng's movements.

This time, Cheng Feng suddenly received the news that Shi Xiaomeng was going to Meilijiao, and sent someone to follow him. As a result, he really discovered a big secret. Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia got married in Las Vegas up. Cheng Feng directly found Yang Tao and Shen Bing with the information he had secretly photographed, and after persuading them, he thoughtfully went through the formalities for the two of them to travel abroad, and finally caught up with Shi Xiaomeng when they boarded the cruise ship .

At this time, Cheng Feng also came to the cruise ship, waiting to see Shi Xiaomeng's shipwreck scene, so that he could sneak in when Shen Bing was sad and desperate.

Looking at the three laughing and laughing in the distance, Yang Tao felt betrayed by the whole world. The man she loved the most married her best friend abroad, and Lu Xia also betrayed her.

She couldn't bear it anymore, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, pulled Shen Bing who was crying into tears, and said bitterly: "Xiao Bing, let's go over now, and ask Shi Xiaomeng, a bastard, why is he so angry? We are here crying sadly, but he proudly embraces left and right."

"Hmm!" Shen Bing's heart was in a mess, and she couldn't believe what was happening before her eyes. At this moment, she was in a state of disorientation, and said with a choked voice, "Sister Taozi, I'll listen to you."

The two little girls started to get to know each other after they sat next to each other on the plane, and they all learned from each other that Shi Xiaomeng, a bastard's scumbag, behaved like a pity, but became a good friend who talked about everything. friend.

The three of Shi Xiaomeng were drinking wine and admiring the beautiful sea view. Lu Manjia was very happy. Now she felt that everything she had paid was worthwhile. She smiled at Shi Xiaomeng and said, "Xiaomeng, The scenery here is so beautiful, when the child grows up, shall we bring the child to come again?"

"Hehe, of course it's okay, don't say it once, as long as my wife is happy, it's okay for us to travel around the world, ah..."

Shi Xiaomeng took a sip of the red wine, and said with a smile, but the two women who suddenly appeared made him completely stunned, a cold air rose from behind, and his old face suddenly turned pale.

Lu Manjia and Lu Xia were sitting facing Shi Xiaomeng. Seeing Shi Xiaomeng's expression, they didn't know what happened. They followed his gaze and turned their heads to look. When they saw Shen Bing and Yangtao with cold eyes, they shouted in unison. Opening his mouth wide, he shouted, "Ah, Shen Bing, Tao Zi, you... why are you here?"

"Hehe, why can't we come? It seems that both Jiajia and Xiaoxia know about Xiaobing's existence. Only the two of us are kept in the dark like fools. You two are really my good sisters."

Yang Tao first glared at Lu Manjia and Lu Xia, then looked at Shi Xiaomeng who was dumbfounded, and scolded: "Scumbag, this is what you said about a business trip. Only now do I understand, why do you talk twice every day? It turned out that there were three women, oh, or four women, who had to go on a business trip, so they found an excuse because they had no skills at all.”

Hearing this, Lu Manjia and Shi Xiaomeng were speechless for a while, only Lu Xia hurriedly said to Yang Tao: "Taozi, it's none of my business, I have nothing to do with Shi Xiaomeng, um, I also hate his scumbag behavior!"

Yang Tao cast a cold glance at Lu Xia, she didn't believe what she said at all, and turned to Shi Xiaomeng again, "Shi Xiaomeng, aren't you usually good at talking for nothing, why don't you talk?"

"That's right, you talk, Chen Shimei, scumbag, bastard..." Shen Bing, the little transparent, also popped up to find a sense of existence, and said angrily.

"Uh! You listen to my sophistry on this matter, ah, it's an explanation! This...that..." Shi Xiaomeng said in a panic, but he opened his mouth for a long time, and he didn't know how to quibble.

Snapped! Yang Tao hated the **** in front of her to death, she stretched out her hand with a big mouth, "I can't say it, we broke up from now on."

The bewildered Shi Xiaomeng was caught off guard, and was about to say something to persuade him to stay.

Snapped! Another big mouth blew into Shi Xiaomeng's face, this time it was Shen Bing's hand, and she said in the same way: "We broke up, scumbag!"

After Shen Bing took Yang Tao's hand and was about to leave, Lu Manjia, who just realized it at this moment, stood up quickly and held Yang Tao, wanting to say something, but was blocked by Yang Tao's words, "Lu Man Jia, it’s useless to talk too much, we’re done with friends, and Xiaobing and I will help you and Shi Xiaomeng.”

Yang Tao shook off Lu Manjia's hand while talking, and left with Shen Bing without looking back. The moment she turned her head, the tears of the two little girls couldn't stop flowing down again.

The tourists on the side watched this scene and were stunned, not knowing what happened. At this moment, two men stood up, one of them laughed and clapped their hands, and the other began to explain the work in English, right? La Ba La said, let Shi Xiaomeng, a scumbag, be exposed to the public.

It was Cheng Feng and his new assistant who came. Because Cheng Feng stuttered, the assistant could only explain.

Wow, listening to the explanation, all the tourists looked at Shi Xiaomeng in unison, wondering what magic power this guy has to win the hearts of four beautiful girls.

The beauty and generosity of carambola, Shen Bing's exotic style, Lu Xia's charm is still there, Lu Manjia's cold temperament, and then look at Shi Xiaomeng who is not good-looking.

Most of the men's eyes were envious and jealous, while the women's eyes were mostly resentful. Of course, there were also a few aunts or unrestrained ones who looked at Shi Xiaomeng with naked eyes, and all guessed that this guy was not rich. There are endless flowers, or the ability in that aspect is so strong that it makes people hmm!

Lu Manjia, whose face was flushed red as she watched the people pointing at her, went crazy for some reason, and slapped Shi Xiaomeng hard.

Crack, the sound was loud and crisp, although Lu Manjia with a model figure looked thin, the force was quite strong, and Shi Xiaomeng's cheeks were swollen visible to the naked eye.

After finishing work, Lu Manjia hurriedly chased in the direction Yang Tao left.

Oh, this, should I also join in the fun? Lu Xia, who looked confused, thought for a while, and stretched out his hand to reward Shi Xiaomeng, but his raised right hand was stopped by Shi Xiaomeng's gaze.

"What? Sister Lu, are you planning to come and have a good time too?" Shi Xiaomeng said with a wry smile.

This "big sister" made Lu Xia angry. The most annoying thing about a woman is that she is old. She didn't hesitate, and gave Shi Xiaomeng a resounding big slap. Empress Shi Xiaomeng, who was like a monkey butt, drifted away.

Hahahaha, the tourists all around burst into laughter, and Cheng Feng even danced with laughter.

"Ah, let's destroy it, why don't there be a tsunami or a Titanic shipwreck, let it all be destroyed..." the red-faced Shi Xiaomeng roared towards the sea.

After venting the anger in his heart, Shi Xiaomeng turned to look at the culprit, Cheng Feng, cut his throat at him, and walked quickly in the direction where the four little girls left. A solid tongue and super thick skin can save one or two.

As for Cheng Feng, there will be opportunities to deal with him in the future. From the beginning of his family's ruin, now the word "death" has been added.

Turning on Scent to Know Women, Shi Xiaomeng followed the breath of the four little women.

At this time, the system panel that usually pretends to be dead suddenly appeared in Shi Xiaomeng's mind:

Panel: Level 1 Crow's Mouth Speaks Follow-the-Dharma function has been activated successfully.

Say what you say: the cruise ship will capsize after the countdown ends, and the tsunami will come after the countdown ends. Please take good personal protection and good luck!

Countdown: 600 seconds...590 seconds...

Ah~ah~ah~

Shi Xiaomeng was stunned, and glanced at the endless sea. Could this world be ending early again?

After regaining his composure, Shi Xiaomeng decided to save himself. Although some daily necessities and first-aid supplies were prepared in the system warehouse, half of the space was empty.

Food, medical kits, lifeboats, etc. must be supplemented at present. By the way, a satellite phone is also needed and the crew must be informed in advance. As for whether they believe it or not, it is none of Shi Xiaomeng's business. Anyway, this On the cruise ship, except for Shi Xiaomeng and the four little girls, they were either small books or European and American big noses.

Oh, Cheng Feng and his assistant, Shi Xiaomeng, didn't treat them as living people from that moment on.

From the tracking panel, it was confirmed that the four little girls were all chatting in the same room, Shi Xiaomeng secretly heaved a sigh of relief, it was more important to collect the supplies first.

At this time, Shi Xiaomeng was not ready to hide his clumsiness anymore, he put on a pigskin mask and a wig, activated the first-level scud, and rushed towards the galley of the cruise ship as if turning into a bolt of lightning.

When he came to the kitchen, a few powerful repulsors and deterrents dispersed, kicked away the cruise staff who seemed to be trying to stop him, and Shi Xiaomeng began to collect melons wantonly. Bread, ham sausage, wine, fruit, vegetables, etc. were all his targets. After two minutes, Shi Xiaomeng disappeared at the door of the kitchen, leaving a dozen kitchen staff lying on the ground staring at each other. Did you meet The Flash?

Then, Shi Xiaomeng brazenly robbed the infirmary and the cruise ship's security office, and even destroyed the cruise ship's monitoring room. Well, I collected a lot of all kinds of firearms and armors. I don’t know if I will encounter pirates. Somalia is not the only specialty in the world?

Putting away a life raft, a small enclosed lifeboat at the stern, and some miscellaneous things, finally the system warehouse is almost filled, Shi Xiaomeng clapped his hands in satisfaction, the countdown is still three minutes away, and he turned on the Scud mode again, Smoky rushed to the room where the four little women were.

With 50 seconds left, it was too late to knock on the door, so Shi Xiaomeng unlocked it violently and rushed into the room.

"Oh, who are you? What are you going to do?"

Seeing a stranger barging in and trying to pull Shen Bing who was closest to the door, the four little girls shouted in unison, and Lu Manjia, who was tall and leggy, reacted the fastest, and directly kicked Shen Bing viciously The little brother who was too hard to guard against.

"what!"

Shi Xiaomeng suddenly arched his body like a prawn, the indescribable pain made him jump up and down non-stop, it's too ruthless, don't become a eunuch!

Seeing that Lu Xia lifted up an ornament and was about to smash it on his head, Shi Xiaomeng endured the severe pain, took two steps back quickly, wiped his face, the pigskin mask and wig disappeared out of thin air, and quickly pointed at the little women He said, "Stop, it's me! Murder your own husband!"

Looking at the scene in front of them, the four little girls were stunned, and shouted in unison: "Scumbag, get out! You..."

At the same time, Shi Xiaomeng heard the prompt sound from the system panel for the first time, with the sound and light effect of fireworks:

Panel: The countdown is over, and the host successfully used the Magic Immortal World's Spell Follow function for the first time, congratulations!

Depend on!

Shi Xiaomeng only greeted the system, and felt the hull shake violently. The four little women suddenly lost their color, their bodies couldn't stand still, and they sat unsteadily on the floor or on the bed.

Rumble! Rumble! A loud sound rushed into the eardrums of everyone in the cruise ship. The sound of the couples playing and laughing disappeared. People stood on the cruise ship in amazement and stiffened. The sea water was no longer as gentle as before, but beat against the hull violently and hurriedly. After a while, a huge air current blew past, and a white line appeared at the place where the water and the sky met. It gradually elongates and thickens across the sea. The white line is rapidly approaching the cruise ship.

"Tsunami!" These voices sounded like thunder, and the fear was like a gust of bleak wind, blowing the tourists and crew on the cruise ship. People screamed miserably and sharply. Wall, running towards the cruise ship at the fastest speed.

Squeak~~

Squeak...

The harsh sirens also spread throughout the entire cruise ship.

He couldn't take care of other things anymore, and Shi Xiaomeng didn't have the time and energy to take care of them one by one. The four little girls whose faces were ashen were frightened could only rush to them, touch their bodies one by one, and take them into the house. Can be system warehouse.

Oh, in the system warehouse, Shi Xiaomeng left some space in the lifeboat, just enough to safely place four little girls.

As for how to explain it when they are released, Shi Xiaomeng can only pretend to be deaf and dumb. Sliced ​​up.

At this moment, the tsunami finally came! What was calm in the last second was changed beyond recognition in the next second! Huge waves roared, sweeping away everything it passed by with a forceful force, and the huge cruise ship was played with by it wantonly like a toy...

More than ten minutes later, Shi Xiaomeng jumped off the cruise ship, got into the lifeboat, and took a last look at the capsized cruise ship.

Uh, he seems to have seen Cheng Feng floating in the sea with a swimming ring in his arms. This buddy is too miserable. It’s just that he didn’t get on the large lifeboat at the bow, and he didn’t even get on a life raft. It can be said that his evil will be rewarded with evil.

"Good luck!" Shi Xiaomeng blessed silently.

...

The sea water was full, and under the setting sun, the surface of the water was covered with golden light. Waves kept coming, slapping on the beach, roaring and splashing white foam.

Released the drone and observed it, Shi Xiaomeng found that it was a small uninhabited island, behind the beach was a lush forest, with mountains and water, and a beautiful small lake in the island.

Walking on the beach by the sea, savoring the breath of the sea, I found a leeward place, and put the four little women who were still in a coma on the laid mats.

He took out his satellite phone and was about to make a rescue call. Looking at the four little girls in front of him, each with their own merits, Shi Xiaomeng suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He remembered a movie about survival on a deserted island that he had seen. Zhang Xiaoshan in his previous life yearned for the happy life of the two daughters.

Hahahaha, let's not go back to the imperial capital, isn't this the opportunity I dream of? Click to download the APP of this site, massive novels, free to read!

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