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Zhang Xiaoshan shrugged and said, "Then why did you ask me to take off my clothes?"

"Didn't you say it's hot? I'm kind enough to remind you that it's wrong?" The woman folded her arms and looked like she had seen through Zhang Xiaoshan.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at her, and suddenly said in a bad mood: "Then you can't turn on the air conditioner, anyway, I will help you, big sister..."

Hearing what Zhang Xiaoshan said, especially the big sister!

The woman immediately pinched her waist and said in displeasure, "Oh, who am I to call you big sister? I'm only twenty-five, okay?"

"Twenty-five?" Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the other party up and down, in disbelief.

"Twenty-six, right?" the little woman said with a guilty conscience.

"Twenty-six?"

Seeing that the other party still didn't believe it, the little girl suddenly became a little annoyed and said: "You don't care how old I am, anyway, I'm not as good as you."

Women are naturally sensitive to age, looking at the other party's appearance in his twenties, he is also too lazy to care about it...

"Hehe, as long as you're happy!" Zhang Xiaoshan teased, pursing his lips.

Seeing the other party's disbelief at all, the woman still felt a little guilty, after all, her real age was already thirty-two.

However, she couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoshan's lip-smacking posture, who did she look down on, even if she was thirty-two, but with this kind of maintenance, such a figure, it would be a long line for suitors to pull it out.

The woman was thinking about how to use words to crush this face-seeking guy to death, at this moment, suddenly a **** mouse under the sofa in front of her seemed to be frightened, and rushed out with a 'whoosh' .

"Mom~"

Seeing that disgusting mouse running towards her, the woman's pretty face turned pale with fright, she jumped towards Zhang Xiaoshan without even thinking about it.

Almost subconsciously, Zhang Xiaoshan supported the woman's buttocks.

Well, much better than expected, nice...

Holding the woman, Zhang Xiaoshan looked at her with her arms around his shoulders, and immediately found a chance to fight back, hehe sneered and said, "I said sister Yang Wei, you still said that you are not interested in me, it's not a big deal, just yourself Jump up."

Especially that Yang Wei and sister, Zhang Xiaoshan's articulate words are so heavy, I'm afraid the other party won't understand!

However, although it was extremely teasing, taking advantage of the other party, it was not in vain, Zhang Xiaoshan was not willing to let go!

"You fart..."

The woman's face turned red when Zhang Xiaoshan counterattacked.

But now I am indeed hanging on someone else's body, and I... I can't explain it clearly no matter how I think about it.

However, as soon as she heard that the other party had seized another opportunity and called her Yang Wei and sister, the little girl immediately exploded with anger.

"First, I was frightened by the mouse and panicked, so I chose to jump on you. Who made you stick here, you are like a log."

The woman hastily defended herself.

"Hehe, don't be the first, tell me the truth, if you tell the truth, I can think about it and accept you as a junior." After finally taking the initiative, Zhang Xiaoshan never let go of running on this little woman!

Hearing the other party's shameless words, the woman almost died of anger.

Still young, why don't you go to heaven!

"Let me be small, you think it's beautiful, who do you think you are, you can't even dream."

"Also, secondly, I'll correct it again. My name is not Yang Wei. I named it on purpose just to guard against bad people. My aunt has a name. My name is Yang Tao. Also, I am not allowed to call my aunt or sister in the future. You know, I Not that old."

Zhang Xiaoshan originally wanted to open his mouth to run on the other party, but he was stunned when he heard the other party's name.

Carambola!

This name is so familiar!

Unable to bear it, Zhang Xiaoshan remembered something.

"Isn't this the heroine in Let's Get Married?"

She is still an older married woman!

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Yang Tao, met the eyes of the little girl, and asked, "Your name is Yang Tao?"

"Why, don't tell me, you are my long-lost son?"

The little woman looked at the other party like this, her big eyes lit up, she seized the opportunity, and said while taking advantage.

Hearing that this little woman seized the opportunity to take advantage of him, Zhang Xiaoshan was so angry that he was half dead, but he didn't have time to argue with this woman right now.

The most important thing now is to figure out whether your guess is right or not.

"Hehe, your name is Yang Tao, a lobby manager of a four-star hotel, and your mother's name is Xue Sumei, right?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked seriously.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words, Yang Tao was startled.

How did he know his identity?

"You, how do you know?" The little woman asked nervously.

After all, if he was targeted by this bastard, wouldn't he be in the jaws of a tiger with his current posture.

Thinking of the state of the two of them at this time, and that he was still in his arms, his little face turned red.

"Hey, old lady... put me down quickly..." Yang Tao was very generous, even though her face was flushed, but she didn't give up, she pushed Zhang Xiaoshan's shoulder and said unhappily.

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored her, but couldn't help laughing.

Sweet and salty, beautiful Royal Sister Big Taozi!

"Then do you know it really?" Zhang Xiaoshan wanted to further confirm the timing of the plot.

"really?"

Hearing the name, Yang Tao was stunned, and blurted out:

"It seems to be the blind date that my brother-in-law wants to introduce to me!"

Haha, the timing was just right, and Zhang Xiaoshan was overjoyed.

Carambola, female, 32 years old, the lobby manager of a four-star hotel, due to being hurt in a relationship, she is still single at the age of 32, longing for love, and Xiang Wang to get married, hehe!

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Seeing the little woman struggling, Zhang Xiaoshan said with a smirk: "Hey, that's really a coincidence, you should be my blind date, I saw your picture on the dating website, and you are with your mother..."

After Zhang Xiaoshan's nonsense, Yang Tao's eyes widened, thinking that her mother could really do such a thing, her small face suddenly felt hot, and she didn't know what to do!

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored the carambola whose brain was down, but directly reached out and touched the other party's feet.

"What are you doing?" After being attacked by Zhang Xiaoshan, Yang Tao immediately panicked.

No way, this **** is really a pervert, so take precautions, or was he deceived?

However, Zhang Xiaoshan just took off the slipper from her little foot, and then supported her with one hand, put her on the sofa behind him, and did not forget to tease her:

"You think I want to, my hands hurt so badly."

When Zhang Xiaoshan told Yang Tao that he immediately became unhappy, the s-shaped curve of my aunt, how dare you say that it hurts?

Sitting on the top of the sofa pillow, Yang Tao blushed and replied angrily:

"Come on, auntie, I don't know how many men dream of my body. Just now...even if auntie pities you, you still don't know how to be grateful..."

After speaking, he straightened his chest, which made Zhang Xiaoshan swallow his saliva unconsciously.

Seeing the green light in Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes, Yang Tao smiled triumphantly, and suddenly remembered the consequence of the lonely man and widow living together in the same room, and said quickly: "Well, even if what you said is true, then we haven't officially known each other yet. , you can’t think badly about me. Oh, you’re wrong, even if you know each other, you can’t.”

Aunt?

Hearing that the other party was still taking advantage of him, Zhang Xiaoshan did not show any weakness.

"Okay, future wife, let's see how my future husband will help you catch the mouse..." Zhang Xiaoshan said with a mouthful, really never afraid of anyone, shaking the slippers belonging to star fruit, Zhang Xiaoshan took advantage of it .

"you…"

Yang Tao glared at Zhang Xiaoshan bitterly, holding her small chest with both hands, sitting there waiting for him to make a fool of himself, and then slap him to death!

"Did the mouse get into it just now?" Zhang Xiaoshan pointed to the sofa next to him.

"Yes, this is the sofa!"

After receiving a confirmation reply, Zhang Xiaoshan lifted the sofa with a sudden force with one hand.

As soon as the mouse under the sofa saw the light, it immediately ran for its life in a panic.

How did Zhang Xiaoshan give it this chance, without even thinking about it, almost subconsciously, the slipper in his hand flew out like a sharp sword.

Snapped!

Be quick and ruthless, the mouse didn't even struggle for a moment, it fell to the floor all at once, its four legs twitched non-stop, and there was no sound in an instant.

As soon as this hand came out, Yang Tao, who was sitting on the sofa and was about to watch a joke, suddenly had eyes lit up. This guy is so powerful!

Zhang Xiaoshan seemed to have seen the surprise in Yang Tao's eyes, and said with a smile: "How about it, is your future husband serious?"

"Go to hell, if you keep talking, Auntie, I'll tear your stinky mouth to pieces!" Even though she admitted in her heart that Zhang Xiaoshan was really powerful, Yang Tao couldn't admit cowardice in front of him at all.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoshan approached Yang Tao with his mouth pouted, a masculine breath rushed towards his face, Yang Tao was shocked, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Tear up your mouth!" Zhang Xiaoshan pointed to his mouth, and winked at Yang Tao with a smirk.

Yang Tao blushed, seeing Zhang Xiaoshan's expression, she knew that she had been tricked, pushed away Zhang Xiaoshan who was about to lean on her, and said in disgust:

"Your mouth is too stinky, my aunt is afraid of getting her hands dirty, so I will forgive you once."

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaoshan found a tissue, rolled up the mouse's body, and said to Yang Tao: "Okay, the matter is done, please give me the labor fee."

"I don't want money, I don't want my life... Besides, don't you want to go on a blind date with me, you, you have the nerve to ask for money?" Yang Tao pinched her waist with both hands, with a confident posture.

"Well, I'm unlucky, my future wife~www.readwn.com~ is fine and my husband will go back." Zhang Xiaoshan really didn't feel very comfortable in this sweltering room, and he didn't bother to bicker with Yang Tao, so he shrugged.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshan was about to leave, Carambola over there jumped off the sofa, "Well, dear son, when you go out, don't forget to close the door for me."

"??!"

Hearing Yang Tao's impoliteness, Zhang Xiaoshan rolled his eyes at the other party, turned around and opened the door.

After going out, Zhang Xiaoshan threw the disgusting rat corpse into the trash can at the door, and then returned to his home.

As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Xiaoshan stripped himself clean. Just now at Yangtao's house, the dreary air made him really uncomfortable.

After taking a cold shower, I immediately lifted my spirits, and simply put on a pair of big pants, so bare back, really comfortable.

For food, Zhang Xiaoshan has never been able to make do with it. Once he was busy, one stewed chicken and two stir-fried pork with vegetables were on the table.

Taste the taste, it is really so-so. Zhang Xiaoshan misses He Yushui, Qiu Yingying, and Ah Di, the three excellent cooks.

When I came to this world, I had to find a little cook to be my wife no matter what.

Oh, let’s forget about the carambola at the opposite door. I checked it with the red line just now, and the life skill is only 28. I think the important task of the little cook can’t be entrusted to her.

While eating, he began to sort out the memory of the original owner.

When thinking of the original owner's good classmates and friends, Cheng Feng, Wu Di, Yang Zixi, Lin Xia, and the boss Hu Rongqiang,

There is also his girlfriend Shen Binghou who is far away in the south of Caiyun, Zhang Xiaoshan is not well, and he no longer has the appetite to eat...Click to download the APP of this site, Massive novels, free to read!