Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

"Yifei, what are you doing?"

"I don't do anything, I just want to hit people to vent my anger."

"Okay! I support you. I have a good recommendation for you. Ziqiao and Guan Gu are both behind. Fighting two is more enjoyable than fighting one..."

crackling... ah... ah...

"Why are you still beating me?"

"Didn't you say that I am the Great Demon King? There is no need for a reason. I am much more comfortable. Next time I am in a bad mood, I will come to you again. Bye!"

"Help me... Alas, I'm so irresponsible, I ran away after beating."

Zhang Xiaoshan lit a cigarette and took out a small mirror to take a picture. Fortunately, there was only one dark circle under his eye, so he was merciful.

"I can't live this life. I'm always beaten. It's not easy to hang out with the big devil! Why don't you hang out in another place?"

With such thoughts in mind, Zhang Xiaoshan limped back to his bedroom, applied some ointment with difficulty, and fell asleep on his stomach.

My buttocks are swollen and I can only sleep on my stomach.

...

On the next Saturday, colleagues expressed sympathy and concern for Zhang Xiaoshan and asked him what happened.

"My buddy is quite brave. There are three gangsters, and I am one. We can't embarrass the northern man. Although they were beaten, all three of them are lying in the hospital now."

Surrounded by a group of colleagues, Zhang Xiaoshan was bragging.

"Why did the hooligan only hit your eyes and butt?" Xiao Zheng asked weakly.

"Ah... oh... ah. I'm going to do a return visit."

Unable to continue blowing, Zhang Xiaoshan ran away with a dark face.

"Xiao Zhang is really good at blowing!" Electrician Xiao Wu said.

"That's right, I really believed his nonsense at the beginning." Xiao Li, the security guard.

"It should be his girlfriend. The last time Xiao Zhang was injured, his girlfriend talked to me, and the voice and tone were very tough."

The property manager Lao Li guessed the truth, and said with deep emotion:

"I only said one sentence to show the majesty of the leadership. Xiao Zhang's girlfriend Kira has a lot of troubles. I thought I was back in my school days, and I was trained like my third grandson."

"Oh, Xiao Zhang is so miserable. If he chose me, he would definitely not be like this." The fat little Hu said shyly.

Wow, the crowd dispersed...

Feeling so ashamed, Zhang Xiaoshan took the return visit form all the way to the 11th building, planning to develop Liu Yanyan from yesterday into a customer of the purchasing company.

Entering the elevator, just about to close the door, Andy, Guan Guan and Qiu Yingying came in, suddenly there were 4 people in the elevator.

Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but turned his face to the wall, it was too embarrassing.

The eccentric Qiu Yingying wanted to take revenge on Zhang Xiaoshan a long time ago. Seeing his strange stance and movements, she moved to the side and looked sideways at Zhang Xiaoshan.

"Pfft, haha, Xiao Zhang, have you done too many immoral things and been beaten?" Qiu Yingying was very happy.

Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't pretend anymore, so he turned around.

The corners of Andy's and Guan Guan's mouths were also slightly raised.

"I did it bravely...that's why I got hurt like this." Zhang Xiaoshan called out his trick again for nothing.

Guan Guan and Qiu Yingying are relatively innocent, and the look in his eyes has become a little worshipful.

Andy looked at him carefully, and said seriously:

"The gangster should have hit you on the head or chest. Why did you only have injuries to your right eye and rear hip?"

Ding, just as the elevator reached the 21st floor, Zhang Xiaoshan, whose face turned green, stomped out of the elevator.

"Haha, so he was bragging. I almost believed in his ghost, but sister Andy is more observant." Qiu Yingying clapped her hands.

Guan Guan raised his glasses and said nothing, feeling that the good impression of Zhang Xiaoshan in his heart was shattered.

Andy is very happy. She came to live here to experience the life of ordinary people and get involved. This time, I gained knowledge again, knowing how a person can talk nonsense with his eyes open, and pretend to be a good person without shame...

Although she lost face, the result was good. After Liu Yanyan filled out the return visit form, Zhang Xiaoshan used his face in an advertisement again. She succeeded in fooling her, and the daigou company gained a new customer.

...

The busy Saturday is about to pass, Guan Guan and Qiu Yingying went to study and recharge their batteries, Fan Shengmei's blind date ended, and she went back to the 22nd floor alone, and met Andy who was locked outside.

While the two women were bending over to study how to open the combination lock, Zhang Xiaoshan brought Mr. Xiao Lin from the elevator company to the 22nd floor.

"Hey, these two girls are really attractive with their butts pouting, especially Fan Shengmei's. They are comparable to Kim Kardashian." Zhang Xiaoshan thought to himself.

Glancing at the little old man with cherry blossoms beside him, Xiao Lin's eyes also had a green light, Zhang Xiaoshan calmly used his tall body to block the eyes of the old rascal with cherry blossoms.

Zhang Xiaoshan greeted with a smile:

"Hello, two beauties."

Fan Shengmei walked up to Andy with proud steps.

"What's up?"

"This is Mr. Xiaolin from the elevator company. He came here to apologize for the elevator accident last time." Zhang Xiaoshan introduced.

After Kobayashi apologized through Sakura Grasshopper, Zhang Xiaoshan was about to leave with Mr. Kobayashi.

Andy said kindly: "Xiao Zhang, my door lock can't be opened, can you come and check it?"

After Zhang Xiaoshan apologized to Mr. Xiaolin, he came to the door of 2201 with Andy and Fan Shengmei.

"Isn't this the plot where Fan Shengmei helped to open the door when the door lock ran out of battery?" Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the electronic door lock of Andy's house and thought.

"Miss Andy, your door lock should be out of battery. Find a power bank and connect it to the USB cable, and plug it into the u port, and the door lock will be unlocked." Zhang Xiaoshan said gently.

Fan Shengmei hurried home to get the power bank, and two minutes later, the door was unlocked.

"Thank you! Xiao Zhang, just wait a moment." Andy happily opened the door and stepped into the room.

Zhang Xiaoshan didn't understand what she meant, but he didn't want to just walk away.

Fan Shengmei stood outside the door of 2202 with a dejected expression on her face. The door was locked, and she couldn't enter the house.

Ten seconds later, Andy came out, handed Zhang Xiaoshan a hundred-yuan bill, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Donotit."

Listening to the first half of the sentence in Chinese and the second half in foreign language, Zhang Xiaoshan shivered. This is a tip, which is too insulting.

Adhering to the idea of ​​having money but not making a bastard, and the original intention of playing a prank, Zhang Xiaoshan took off his gloves, stretched out his right hand to accept 100 yuan, and gently passed his finger across Andy's palm.

At this moment, Andy seemed to be electrocuted, trembling all over, blushing, looking at him with blurred eyes, and whispering in his mouth.

Zhang Xiaoshan found that Andy's reaction was a little too big, so he quickly supported her.

A princess hugged her, quickly sent her into her bedroom, threw her on the bed, turned around and walked out the door.

As for what happened behind him, he wasn't that nasty, he just educated this self-righteous woman.

Fan Shengmei stared blankly at all this, saw that Zhang Xiaoshan came out soon~www.readwn.com~ and closed the door of Andy's house casually, so she breathed a sigh of relief, winked at him and said:

"Handsome Zhang, can you help me? I've been locked too."

"Oh, I can't open your door lock. Find a locksmith. Goodbye!"

Zhang Xiaoshan made a perfunctory sentence and left quickly.

Fan Sheng stomped his feet in admiration, this incomprehensible little property. The mobile phone and bag were left at home, and Zhang Xiaoshan was scolded in his heart. After thinking about it, she could only knock on the door of Andy's house to beg for shelter. Who knows when Qiu Yingying and Guan Guan will come back?

At this time, Andy was lying on the bed, his whole brain was blank, only the figure of the panda-eyed little property kept flashing in his mind.

She didn't know what happened just now, but felt that the feeling of her fingertips brushing the palm of her hand just now was very strange, and an electric current spread from the palm of her hand to her whole body.

When he hugged himself, it seemed that he had returned to his mother's arms many years ago, warm, comfortable and moving.

A desire that she had never had before sprouted in her heart, and she understood that it was a love between a man and a woman...

Ding dong! The doorbell rang, awakening Andy from a beautiful dream, and she regained her sanity and grace.

After a long time, the door opened, Fan Shengmei looked at Andy's pretty face, and had a strange guess in her heart.

"Is something wrong?" Andy asked with a smile.

"Your door is open, but mine is locked." Fan Shengmei replied helplessly.

"Aha, I can treat you to dinner before they come back."

Andy didn't know why he was very happy. A thought rose in his heart, and he said with a smile:

"Call the property owner Xiao Zhang just now, I just happened to thank you together."

Fan Shengmei was stunned...~