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Section 268

After returning to the human world, Izanagi became more and more unlucky, so he went to the river to take a bath.

As a result, the dirt on his body sank and turned into a god of eighty disasters.

A god formed from dirt…

It is conceivable that the God of Misfortune has many talents.

That is to say, the Cherry Blossom Kingdom has eight million gods, and cats and dogs can be called gods. If they are placed in the Dragon Kingdom, those capable dishes like Fujin God are ugly, and they have already entered the alchemy room to contribute the remaining value.

“Wuuu… two adults, please forgive me. I will definitely tell you the whole story of how I got Izanami’s godhead.”

After losing Izanami’s godhead, Futsu’s divine aura quickly fell, and he became a wild god who could be bullied by both cats and dogs.

In this situation.

How dare he be arrogant.

Plop!

Wojin knelt down on the ground sincerely, his blue-faced, fangsed grimace forcefully squeezed out two drops of liquid of unknown composition.

“You’re quite sensible.”

Li Xu raised his eyebrows.

“It should be, it should be!”

Fu Jinshen nodded hurriedly.

In the spiritual world of Sakura Country, the involution is too serious, if he is so wild and ignorant, how can he live until now.

“Then let’s talk.”

Li Xu pulled out the Longinus gun.

“Thank you, my lord.”

Futsu God breathed a sigh of relief, and respectfully told the story of how he picked up the Izanami Godhead.

Things are not complicated.

Probably during the Second World War, this guy wanted to take advantage of the chaos of the war to harvest a few souls, but he got lucky and accidentally found the entrance of Huangquan Hirazaka in Izumo City, and after entering, he accidentally found Izha The broken godhead left behind after Nami’s death.

“What kind of shit luck are you?!”

Anubis was quite upset after hearing this.

Many gods died in their Egyptian pantheon, why didn’t such a good thing happen to him.

“My lord is right… the little god just got lucky.”

Without strength, there is no confidence.

The God of Misfortune dared to point at Anubis’s nose and scold just now, but now he doesn’t dare. As soon as Anubis said it, he immediately showed a humble expression of “the leader taught me a lesson”, which is more humble than Anubis. Like licking a dog.

Li Xu’s anger is not as great as that of Anubis.

After listening, he thought about it thoughtfully, and then asked another question, “Have you met other gods, from the Sakura Country, America, or Europe?”

“My lord, no…no.”

The God of Fujin sneered.

If he met other gods, he would not dare to act so arrogantly. He would have been a god from the heart.

“Then what’s the use of keeping you?”

Li Xu curled his lips and raised the Longinus gun again.

“My lord, please forgive me… I am useful, I am very useful.”

The God of Misfortune hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy, “I am in charge of calamities, so I can pray for you.”

“Ah.”

“Don’t…don’t do it. I have a treasure trove, which is the heritage of the gods that I found by accident over the years. I can dedicate them all to you.”

“hehe.”

“My lord, please forgive me. In fact, I lied just now. I have been very lucky since I was born. If you take me with you, you will definitely find the treasure you want.”

“Oh?”

Li Xu put away the Longinus gun, smiled and said: “I’m so sorry, you are a god anyway, and you are willing to act as a running dog.”

“…”

Wojin’s expression collapsed.

He originally wanted to say that he could act as Li Xu’s God.

But Li Xu said so.

He could only swallow what he wanted to say before, and said with a bitter face: “Yes… yes, the lord has great power, and the little god admires him very much. He is willing to be a lackey of the lord.”

“Reluctantly, with such an ugly expression? How about forgetting it?”

Li Xu played with the Longinus gun in his hand.

“No… not forcefully, not at all.”

Wo Jinshen was startled, and quickly grinned, forcing an ugly smile on the blue-faced, fangsed ghost face.

“Since you don’t force it, then don’t let go of your mind and reveal your true spirit.”

Li Xu condensed a mark of holy light, and smiled kindly.

“I…I understand.”

Fu Jinshen’s face was gloomy, with a black light flickering between his brows, and a little light man similar to him appeared.

“go!”

With a wave of his hand, Li Xu struck the imprint of the holy light into Xiaoguang’s body.

Knowing that she sensed a faint connection.

Li Xu nodded in satisfaction, and pulled the God of Misfortune from the ground in a friendly manner, patted him on the shoulder and said, “Xiaojin, I will rely on you when I go out to hunt for treasure in the future, so you have to work harder.”

“Yes…Master.”

The God of Misfortune was dejected.

“Ahem… Lee.”

Anubis spoke at this time, he had recovered his real body at this time, with a doggy face smiling cheaply, “We agreed before, should I share the treasure house of disasters?” .”

“I only said half or seven of the divinity.”

Li Xu used his dark divine power to condense a suitable container, and threw the God of Fujin into it, “As for Fujin, it’s my private property, it’s none of your business.”

“Uh……”

Anubis’s face darkened, and he said dissatisfiedly: “No, you are too unkind. Without me, would you be able to find a fat sheep like Fujin?”

“Then do you still want to tell?”

Li Xu grabbed Izanami’s broken godhead and squinted at him.

“Part, of course, I deserve it.” Anubis said confidently.

…

After half an hour.

Izanami’s godhead shattered and turned into countless light spots.

The two of them who had finished dividing up the loot had stern faces, not very satisfied.

“Poor ghost!”

Anubis took a sip, “I’ve been busy for so long, but there’s only so much in it.”

“It would be nice to have it.”

Li Xu quickly regained his composure, shook his head and said, “Instead of complaining, you might as well work hard and find a few more people to take advantage of.”

“It’s not so easy to find.”

Anubis complained softly, “This is how it is in this age, the existing gods can be counted on two hands…uh.”

Speaking of this, Anubis froze for a moment, his eyes flickered and said: “Li, you seem to have the magic weapon to travel through time and space, why don’t we travel to the age of mythology together?”

“There are more gods in the age of mythology than dogs. You can have as many as you want.”

“Do you think I haven’t tried it?”

Li Xu rolled his eyes, “The earlier the era of travel, the more divine power is needed. If you want to travel to the age of mythology, it’s not enough to suck me dry.”

“Oh, it’s a pity, I stillI thought I could see my beautiful and lovely wife again, she is the most charming goddess in the Egyptian pantheon. ”

Anubis shook his head and sighed.

“No picture, no truth, get a picture and see.”

Li Xu’s curiosity was aroused.

The most beautiful goddess in the Egyptian pantheon?

real or fake?

“Looking good.”

Speaking of his wife, Anubis was elated. He stretched out his hand and used his divine power to draw an exquisite picture in the air. He pointed at the goddess with a dog’s head and a human body and said triumphantly, “Well, it’s beautiful, you don’t know, I How many young Egyptian gods were captivated by the smooth and smooth hair of the wife at that time.”

(⊙x⊙;)

Li Xu nodded with a strange expression, “Nothing to say, she is very beautiful, and she looks like a husband and wife with you.”