Farm Gate Escape: There is Room For Full-level Bosses
Chapter 484: I am your father!
Chapter 484 I am your father!
Bai Wutong said in his heart that he was a good guy.
Lausanne stepped on the minefield where Chu Tianbao exploded again and again.
Chu Tianbao clenched his fists, blue veins were popping up on his forehead, it was estimated that the thought of killing people had already spewed out.
Bai Wutong quickly appeased: "My lady, a gentleman is a good man. It's normal for a mother to have a suitor, but Lausanne is too unreliable, let's move it with affection first, and understand it with reason, huh?"
Chu Tianbao heard what Bai Wutong meant. If this guy listened to the warning and thought about something else, he would give him an unforgettable lesson.
Luosang was thrown into the dungeon by the dark guard. The dark dungeon had no heating and was chilly, like it was reserved for ghosts.
He hugged the iron pillar of the prison and shouted loudly, "Someone! Let me out! Let me out!"
"Is there still a king's law! You people from the Central Plains are more unreasonable than Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu has done nothing, so why arrest Lao Tzu! Ah ah ah ah!! Lao Tzu is going to **** and pee in your cell, Lao Tzu will kill you!"
I don't know if the threat had any effect, the door of the dungeon suddenly opened, and a light came in.
Luosang hurriedly shouted: "Gui Sun, come to Lao Tzu!"
"I'm your father!"
Familiar voice, the figure gradually walked in, Luosang fixed his eyes and saw that he was really his father!
Luosang said excitedly: "Dad, why did you come in?"
Father Lausanne looked at him without words.
I thought he had grown!
As a result, in the blink of an eye, he was thinking of Chu Tianbao's mother.
In the middle of the night, the Empress asked him to pick up someone, and he almost didn't get mad at him for a heart attack.
Father Lausanne looked at him with hair all over his body.
Luosang hurriedly said again: "Father, what are you doing, you let me out!"
Father Lausanne sighed deeply, "Why let you go out, you will come in sooner or later!"
Lausanne was puzzled, "Why did you go in?"
He still feels so wronged to this day. He didn't do anything, and was locked in for no reason.
Father Lausanne was still grinding and hesitating.
"Father, you're a man, just let me out first, and I'll have to go to the Empress to judge and judge later. Where does that woman have the right to lock me up casually."
Father Lausanne frowned even more, his chest rising and falling, which shows how much anger he has accumulated.
"Father, do you know who that woman is, by the way, I will ask the Empress to marry her to me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the unbearable Father Lausanne knocked down with a hammer, "Idiot! Idiot!"
Luosang was caught off guard, and cried out in pain, "Dad, you are sick, why are you beating me!"
Father Luosang said tremblingly: "You can't control the things in your lower body, you know who she is, you just rush up!"
Luosang was scolded inexplicably, "Dad looks like you are really sick. If I knew, I would ask the Empress why!"
Father Lausanne suddenly slapped him on the forehead a few times, "Idiot! That's the mother-in-law of the Empress! If you dare to move your mind again, you will not be far away from becoming a neutered dog in the Central Plains!"
The mother-in-law of the Empress. That is. Chu Tianbao's mother!
Recalling Chu Tianbao's cold eyes, Luosang couldn't help shuddering and asked incredulously, "Are you sure it's not his sister?"
Father Lausanne glared at him again, "I can talk nonsense about this kind of thing!"
Luosang's heart is not dead: "Isn't Gu Chilie locked up in the prison! If Chu Tianbao is a little filial, shouldn't he find a wife for his mother!" His face is very suitable for Chu Tianbao's father Punch expression.
Father Lausanne could not wait to use a stick to pry open his head to see if it was filled with feces.
If Chu Tianbao and the Empress can agree, can Luosang be locked in the cell at this time?
Is it my own kind, if I die, the others are even more stupid.
Father Lausanne sighed and warned, "The Empress has come to inform, harassing women, and the maximum sentence is fifty years. You, you should experience the taste of prison here in advance. When will you understand, be honest, Dad will come and pick you up. go out."
Luosang stared, "I really love you, how can you say it's harassment."
"Your son is so good, in case, she will fall in love with me!"
Father Lausanne was about to laugh at him, "You look like a toad, and I want people to look at you."
". I am a toad, aren't you an old toad."
Father Lausanne smiled slightly, and gave the uncivilized stupid son a few more hammers. When he was relieved, he turned around coldly, put on the domineering glasses he just bought, "Reform well, and strive to be a man."
Luosang didn't expect that he would really abandon himself, so he hurriedly shouted: "Dad, come back, the tribe can't do without me!!"
Father Lausanne waved his hand without knowing, "Fortunately, I still have a few well-behaved grandsons. If you don't come back, there are people in the tribe who can take care of me."
Luosang is in a hurry, there are so many fun and delicious food in Xiaoyao City, how can he waste his time here, "Dad, I know, I regret it, let me go out, there are women everywhere in the southern border, I will definitely not be with her. That tree hangs!!"
How could Father Lausanne not know his urine sex, and he wouldn't give up if he didn't hit the south wall!
It takes hardships to know what is good or bad.
"This environment is not bad, it's good, next time Dad will come in with crispy duck to see you."
"Ahhhh!! Dad, can't we go out to eat!!"
The dungeon door was closed again.
Into winter, the weather plummets.
There was heavy fog in the mountains for several days, and visibility plummeted.
Going into the mountains to collect herbs and hunt is too dangerous, and even the locals are prone to accidents.
Bai Wutong issued a ban on mountains and an order to go to sea.
Unexpectedly, this foggy weather lasted quite a long time.
A week has passed, and the fog still lingers, and the whole Happy City seems like a heaven on earth.
You can't go to the sea or go into the mountains. The prices of seafood, wild game and medicinal materials in the mountains will naturally rise.
Achyranthes is a commonly used medicinal material, which has the effect of expelling bruises, treating dysmenorrhea, lack of liver and kidney, waist and knee pain, headache, water, toothache and other effects.
It can only be harvested in winter when the stems and leaves are withered.
There is a huge demand from the pharmaceutical factory. Xia Sanshui was an apprentice in the medical hall. The last time he entered the mountain, he accidentally found a piece of Achyranthes.
If you get all of them, you can make a windfall.
In this way, the burden on the parents to support the three brothers is less.
He originally planned to enter the mountain quietly, but he was discovered by his two younger brothers.
When he saw the backpack and tools he was holding, he knew that he was going into the mountains to dig for herbs again.
Xia Lin immediately said: "Brother, the court said that you can't enter the mountain!"
Xia Qing also agreed: "Yes, what a big fog, you will get lost when you enter the mountain!"
Xia Shui motioned them to speak in a low voice, "The medicinal herbs are on the edge of the mountain, I won't go inside, I'll be back soon."
Xia Maomao frowned: "But, there are beasts that eat people in the mountains!"
Xia Sanshui immediately said: "If I don't go into the deep mountains, the beasts will not come here, not to mention, Xiaobai is still a wolf, and the empress is still a dog."
(end of this chapter)
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