Fairy Tail: I want to summon Baron Nash
Chapter 26: Sex is a knife above your head
"Not bad, but..."
Erza took two steps forward, jumped up, put one foot on the head of the river crab, and flew directly over the river crab towards Rhodes.
"The best way to deal with this type of magician is to attack the magician himself!"
"Huh?" As a person who had hardly ever fought, Rhodes watched Erza rushing toward him, at a loss.
He only saw the sword in Erza's hand disappear, her right hand clenching into a fist, then her forehead hurt, her vision went dark, and she fell on her back.
Erza landed lightly and faced Rhodes: "Come on, attack with all your strength!"
"No, no..." Mira held the medicine box and walked aside with a smile and waved her hands, "I can't stand up anymore."
"It's true!" The onlookers were a little surprised by the speed of He Xie's sudden advance, but they were not surprised by the result.
Because even if they were replaced, they wouldn't necessarily be better than Rhodes.
It's just that it's hard to judge Rhodes' strength. Erza, that guy should be considered screwed up.
"For a newcomer who has just learned magic, his magic level is quite good and he is very proficient in magic, but his actual combat experience... is almost zero."
Makarov could see clearly that Rhodes had the potential to become the backbone of the guild. As for actual combat experience...
As long as you stay in the guild, this is the only thing you will never lack.
…
"Gray, help me." Mira opened a small bag in front of Gray.
"Huh? Okay." Gray made a fist with his right hand and put it on the palm of his left hand, "Ice shape·ice bag."
The ice-blue magical light lit up, and the bag in Mira's hand was quickly filled with ice cubes.
"It's over, I'm embarrassed..." Rhodes was sitting on the round stool in front of the counter, doubting life.
"Rhode, raise your head."
Rhodes subconsciously followed the instructions and something cold fell on his forehead.
"Hiss~~" Rhode's eyes looked upward, as if they were ice packs, and he carefully wrapped them in a towel.
Mira lowered her head behind him and met Rhode's eyes, and said with a smile: "Don't move around. A little cold compress will reduce the swelling faster."
"Thank you." Rhodes stretched out his hand to hold the ice pack.
Mira saw his disappointment and said, "There is no shame in losing to Erza. After all, she is one of the strongest people in the guild."
"But I shouted such a long chant and summoned such a cool crab, but she knocked me down with just one move. She used her fists and didn't even use her sword!"
Mira tilted her head: "Do you want her to use a sword? Erza is the kind of person who hardly knows how to show mercy in battle."
Rhodes thought of the bloody scene: "Then...it's not necessary."
Bang! Someone dropped something heavy on the counter.
Rhodes held the ice pack and turned to look over, then sat up involuntarily: "Miss Erza...?"
"Just call Erza. Then I want to apologize to you." Erza clenched her left fist and put it on her chest with a look of remorse.
"I'm sorry, I was too harsh. I was so cruel to my companion who asked for a discussion. I was so mean. I was simply bullying the new members of the guild!"
Rhodes was startled by her serious attitude and waved his hands hurriedly: "No, not really, not to that extent."
"No, your tolerance will only highlight my evil deeds." Erza opened the large box she placed on the counter, and the mountains of things inside rolled out scatteredly.
At a glance, there are bandages, band-aids, iodine, painkillers, anti-inflammatories and other medical supplies inside.
"I have bought all the trauma medicine in the pharmacy, please feel free to use it!"
"No, I just have a bump on my head, it just hurts a little bit."
"Really? What I did caused you such a headache. Please let me find a way to make up for it."
Did I say the wrong common language again? Rhodes looked at Mira for help.
Mira was enjoying watching the excitement and explained:
"Erza's character is like this, she is a bit serious. If you don't accept the medicine, she will bandage it for you herself~"
Before Rhodes could speak, Erza suddenly realized: "So that's it. I can only express my apology by helping bandage it myself!"
"Really not..."
"Change your clothes!"
The light flashed, and Erza had finished changing her clothes. The nurse uniform perfectly modified her figure.
"Oh~oh~oh~" A wolf howl sounded in the tavern, and many men's eyes turned into heart shapes.
Erza was used to seeing Erza in armor, but when she suddenly saw her nurse uniform, she realized that aside from her frighteningly high martial arts value, Erza's appearance was also first-rate.
If it weren't for the fear of being beaten, old perverts like Wakaba and Makao might have come close to him.
"Okay, let's start bandaging!" Erza picked up a roll of bandages.
"I really don't...that, uh, no need..."
Rhodes' heart was beating unsatisfactorily, and it didn't take even a second to change from objecting to giving in.
Seeing Erza taking off the bandage, Rhodes began to blame himself for not being firm, but soon turned into regret...
"Ahhhh!!!"
No matter how professional Erza's dress was, her technique was unprofessional. She just used a roll of bandages to have the effect of a rope.
Normally, for a minor injury like Rhodes's, just apply some anti-swelling medicine to the area where the swelling occurred. If it's an exaggeration, just wrap it around a few times.
But Erza's bandage somehow wrapped around Rhodes' neck, tied his arms, and then wrapped around his legs...
He was just rushing to tie up prisoners!
"Conspiracy...cough cough cough..."
Rhodes was choked and breathless, but some people in the tavern seemed to be more excited, looking at Rhodes with envious eyes.
"Stop it, Erza. Rhodes is going to die!"
This was actually the first time Mira saw Erza treating others, but she didn't expect her to be so cruel.
Fortunately, she helped stop Rhodes before he rolled his eyes.
Erza solemnly apologized: "Sorry, my healing skills are a bit rusty."
But you are very skilled at killing people.
Rhodes was so moved that he burst into tears: "No, you are excellent. Thanks to your treatment, my forehead doesn't hurt much anymore."
"Really?" Erza's eyes sparkled.
Rhodes nodded seriously: "It's absolutely true, thank you for your treatment! Leave the rest to my recovery!"
He was sure that his forehead really didn't hurt much anymore compared to his arm.
Rhodes felt like he was about to break a bone. Is the bandage so strong that it can almost break a person's bones?
"That's great." Erza may have believed it, and she changed back into her armor with satisfaction, leaving the large box of trauma medicine and leaving.
Rhodes rubbed his arms and looked at the ceiling to reflect on himself: "The word sex has a knife on its head."
After this difficulty, his soul will grow.
Mira covered her mouth and snickered.
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