Fairy Tail: I Don’t Want to Be the President

Chapter 1 Don’t play with your phone while walking

My head felt dizzy, and my arms and thighs felt a little painful, as if they had been hit by a dump truck.

He still remembered that he was attacked by wild beasts, but it seemed that he was not eaten yet?

Rhodes opened his eyes and didn't see the unfamiliar ceiling.

The sun was a bit dazzling, and his eyes narrowed unconsciously, and he subconsciously wanted to raise his hands to block his eyes.

Bang... Someone carefully closed the curtains, which made Rhodes' eyes feel better.

"Counting the time, it's almost time to wake up."

Rhodes heard someone talking, an old female voice.

But he didn't understand what was said at all. It was not the Chinese he was familiar with, at least not Mandarin.

Nor does it sound like English or any other familiar language.

Rhodes tilted his head slightly and saw an old lady with pink hair and a strange red cloak standing in front of the window.

She should have been the one who spoke just now.

"How do you feel?" A kind male voice came from the other side. Rhodes saw an old man wearing a clown hat sitting cross-legged on a chair next to the bed.

Of course, Rhodes didn't understand what he said either.

Rhodes' throat was a little dry and he struggled to ask: "Where is this?"

The two old men on both sides of the hospital bed looked at each other with doubts on their faces, and they didn't understand what Rhodes was talking about.

Rhodes thought for a while and said tentatively: "Where is this? Who are you? Um... Is this a good idea?"

Looking at the increasingly confused eyes of the two old men, Rhodes felt something bad.

I can’t speak Mandarin, I can’t speak English, and I can’t speak plastic Cantonese. How can I fix this?

The old man in the clown hat jumped off the chair gently, and Rhodes noticed that he was still standing before he could sit up.

It was too impolite to think like this. Rhodes criticized himself and then noticed that this old man was incredibly agile and did not look like an elderly person at all.

"It seems like there is a language barrier? It's troublesome." The old man was a little distressed.

"A language I have never heard before." The pink-haired lady asked, "Where did you pick up this child?"

"It's in the forest, didn't I say it?"

At this time, there was a knock on the wooden door, and a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old walked in:

"President, it's almost time. If we don't leave, we may miss the regular meeting."

"Ah, I almost forgot. Porlyusica, can this child be taken care of by you?" the old man asked the pink-haired lady.

"I refuse, I hate humans, Makarov, and it's very noisy here."

The pink-haired old lady said something disgusting about humans while helping Rhodes sit up, pouring a glass of water and handing it to him.

"Thank you." Rhodes thanked him subconsciously.

Porlyusica couldn't understand, but she could probably guess what Rhodes was talking about.

But she didn't respond. Instead, she turned around and left: "His injury is no longer serious. I'm going back."

"Ah, thank you." Makarov knew the character of his old friend and knew that trying to persuade him would be useless.

Rhodes took a sip of water to moisten his dry throat and watched the pink-haired lady leave in confusion.

The short old man was talking to the girl who had just come in.

The two of them still spoke in a language that Rhodes couldn't understand. Just from the looks they occasionally looked at him, he guessed that it had something to do with him.

At this time, there was a slight pain in his left leg, which made Rhodes frown. He noticed that his left arm and waist were wrapped with bandages. He raised his hand to touch his head. His forehead was also well bandaged.

The wounds all over his body reminded him of the attack.

Things are a bit weird.

Rod remembers that he didn't want to move when he woke up in the morning because he and his roommate stayed up late and turned on the dark.

Two roommates who went to buy food lost contact one after another and never came back.

Rhodes was so hungry that he had no choice but to take his remaining roommate and go out to look for someone.

One of them went to the new canteen and the other to the old canteen.

As a result, Rhodes accidentally tripped and fell to the ground because he was playing with his mobile phone while going up the steps.

When he got up, he found that there was a big forest in front of him.

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in a strange place while walking?

Don't panic, turn on your phone first and check the location. If necessary, you can make an emergency call...

But he didn't touch his phone.

When I tripped, my phone seemed to fly out.

Rod realized that something wasn't going right, and that he might have encountered a phenomenon that science couldn't explain.

CCTV once had a program called "Paoyuan Science", which talked about a person sleeping at home normally, and when he woke up, he suddenly appeared in a city thousands of miles away.

Rhodes suspected that he had encountered the real thing. Of course, there was a worse guess, that he had not arrived in another city, but in another world.

Think carefully about whether your two roommates also encountered the same thing, so they didn't come back for a long time?

No matter what, you still have to go to a place where there are people and ask.

Rhodes tried hard to determine the direction, and after struggling for a while, he decided to go west - the weeds over there seemed to have been stepped on.

But he regretted it a few minutes later when he woke up a beast as big as an elephant.

He had never seen a beast like this - a spotted bear with a pig's head and pig's hooves.

A branch that Rhodes broke in order to defend himself had no deterrent effect in front of it.

The moment the giant beast pounced, the branches broke and Rhodes was knocked out, his eyes blackened. Before he fainted, he heard the chirping of birds, the howling of wolves, the croaking of frogs, and the roar of unknown beasts.

This is definitely not a normal world. It's just that Rhodes couldn't think about it at that time.

He just felt that death seemed to come too suddenly, and there were still many things that had not been done in time.

If there is a next life, he will definitely not play with his mobile phone while walking, especially when going up the stairs.

But now it seems that he is not dead yet. Was he saved by the owner here?

"Hi there!"

Rhodes' thoughts were interrupted by a gentle voice, it was the girl who had just entered the door.

The girl is wearing a dark red dress, with long white hair hanging down to her waist. The bangs on her forehead are tied into a bunch and combed to the top of her head. She has delicate facial features and a gentle smile.

This is a girl whose appearance and temperament will be very attractive no matter where she goes.

Rhodes couldn't understand what she was saying, but judging from the way she waved, she was probably saying hello, right?

"Hello." Rhodes said this, and the other person's bright smile slightly dispelled his uneasiness.

Just as the president said, the girl showed an expression that said, "Sure enough,":

"Unfortunately, I don't understand what you are talking about. I think you are probably very distressed and uneasy."

"Ah, you don't understand this sentence... Anyway, the president has to go out for something, please let me take care of you for the time being."

The girl tried hard to communicate with gestures, but with little success.

"By the way! I haven't introduced you yet, my name is Mirajane."

She pointed her finger at herself and said slowly, word by word: "I, Mirajane."

"Mira...Jane?" Rhodes hesitantly learned a few syllables he didn't understand.

A bright smile reappeared on Mirajane's face: "That's right, Mi, La, Jane."

Rhodes was infected by such a smile and repeated it twice after her, his pronunciation gradually becoming more standard.

"Mirajan." He learned the first word in the world.

"What about you?" Mirajane pointed to herself, "I, Mirajane."

Then he pointed at Rhodes, "What about you?"

Rhode understood what she meant and pointed to himself: "Rhode."

"Lord?" Mirajane repeated.

"Rhode." Rhode slightly corrected his pronunciation like she did just now.

The first step of communication, although a little reluctant, finally started.

"Please give me more advice, Rhodes." The girl said, extending her right hand towards Rhodes.

Rhodes gently held the other person's fingertips: "Please... please..., Mirajane."

He failed to learn the phrase which probably meant something like 'Nicetomeetyou'.

Grrrr...Rhode's stomach made an inappropriate noise.

Rhodes held his stomach and opened his mouth not knowing what to say.

Mirajane smiled knowingly: "Ah, I understand this, just wait a moment."

She made a downward movement with her hands, turned around and left the room.

Rhodes watched her leave the infirmary, picked up the cup, sipped the water, and began to sort out the few memories he had after the trip.

First, there was the sudden appearance of the forest, with strange-looking beasts, and then there were the few people he saw when he woke up, and the unique language they used.

This is by no means a world that I am familiar with, nor is it an ordinary world.

Rhodes wanted to know how long it had been since he fainted, what happened during that period, where he was, how to get back, and many more things...

But even basic communication is a problem, and there is nowhere to ask these questions, which is very troublesome.

He lifted the quilt, his leg still hurt a little, but he could move, so the injury shouldn't be serious.

"It's better not to move...even though you don't understand." Mirajane came in with a dinner plate, put it on the bedside table, and made a sign of invitation, indicating that Rhodes should eat first.

On the plate was a glass of milk and two delicate-looking sandwiches.

The triangular bread slices are cut neatly, with lettuce, tomato slices and ham slices sandwiched in the middle. The bright colors make it very appetizing.

Rhodes picked one up and gave her an uncertain and questioning look.

With her approval and the urging of the Five Zang Temple, Rhodes bit off an acute angle of the 'isosceles triangle'.

The entrance is filled with the soft, glutinous and sweet taste of the bread and the smooth and delicious taste of the ham.

Then the tomatoes were slightly sour and watery, coupled with the overly sweet sauce, which made Rhodes a little uncomfortable.

But the refreshing fragrance of lettuce alleviates this problem very well.

After swallowing this mouthful, Rhodes felt that he was really alive.

But then he no longer cared about tasting the delicious food, and just swallowed it like a cow chewing peonies.

After eating a sandwich, Rhodes' hunger eased a lot. He picked up the milk glass and felt the temperature on the wall of the glass. It was obviously heated on purpose.

This must be a gentle girl who is very good at taking care of others, right?

Rhodes cast a grateful look at her.

Mirajane smiled and watched him eat and drink quietly.

This is my first time writing a novel (no)

First time writing about Fairy Tail (not entirely)

Anyway, please collect and invest.

(End of chapter)