Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

After eating noodles, Jiang Qiao said casually, Today we are going down the mountain.

Isn't it two days until New Year's Day?

Bai Yueling asked while eating noodles, she remembered the date of New Year's Day, and it was the end of the year.

Yeah, but today I was discharged from the hospital, and I said that I would pick up the wind and wash the dust for him, so I just didn't come back and went home for the festival.

Oh.

Jiang Qiao drank all the noodle soup and sighed comfortably: New Year's Day is a legal holiday, and the whole country is on holiday for three days. I have to buy you a few sets of clothes by the way. We will go shopping in a while.

Well, according to your arrangement.

Bai Yueling nodded. She was more concerned about statutory holidays than this. After all, only a government that loves the people is a good government.

She has read a lot of articles related to social system on the Internet recently. Compared with Ziweixing, human rights in this world are undoubtedly much better.

So, we're going to stay home for five days? What about Fortune and Shouxi?

Jiang Qiao's expression stiffened. He almost forgot the two kittens. If he didn't eat or drink for five days, he would probably starve to death.

He pondered a little: Then take it back, I'll drive later, you put the cat in your arms, I'll use empty bottles for milk powder, and I'll buy the rest in the city.

it is good.

After tidying up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao was forced to sit still for ten minutes at Fairy Bai's compulsion, and her bones were almost split. I really don't know how she was able to maintain this posture for hundreds of thousands of years.

I feel that my recent addiction to smoking is about to break again. Your previous method was quite effective. Help me with it again? I feel that after a few more courses of treatment, I will almost be able to quit completely.

He hadn't touched a cigarette in a while, and occasionally when he wanted to smoke, he would take out a Huazi and smell the smoke to satisfy his cravings.

Having said that, everyone knows that smoking is harmful to health. If there is a way to ensure smoking cessation, who is willing to continue to damage the body.

Well, you continue to sit still, calm down, and keep the spiritual platform empty.

Fairy Bai tapped his chest, heart, lungs, and half of his body with his fingertips, feeling numb, feeling flustered, short of breath, chest tightness, and his heart seemed to stop beating for half a beat, but it seemed to be beating violently all the time.

Immediately after that, the tail vertebrae extended to the spine of the neck. Every segment was hot, and the waste gas toxins accumulated in the chest were gradually being guided out, but there was no feeling of suffocation last time.

Is this the end? Jiang Qiao twisted his neck, feeling a little strange.

It's not over yet.

She blushed slightly: Take off your shirt first.

What do you want to do? Although you are beautiful, I'm not the kind of casual person. If you really want it, it's not that I can't cooperate with you.

Bai Yueling: ???

I'm thinking of quitting smoking for you, what kind of mess are you thinking about in your mind?

She slapped Jiang Qiao on the back with a heavy force that seemed to break his keel, but it was just right. The toxins in his lungs and body spewed out of his mouth in a gray haze.

Ah, it hurts, you remind me when you hit me. Jiang Qiao let out a scream.

Shut up, now you have bad breath.

She wrinkled her nose: If you don't want to be beaten, take it off quickly.

Jiang Qiao nodded obediently. He shivered coldly as soon as he took off his coat. He said bitterly, It's cold outside and the sofa is too narrow. Can you go into my room? It's more convenient for you to operate.

Fairy Bai turned her head to look at his room, and after a moment of hesitation, she nodded lightly.

it is good.

The two walked into the house one after the other, Jiang Qiao felt emotional, which was completely different from the feeling of dealing with demons.

The first step in kidnapping the fairy to be a wife, the task of bringing the fairy back to the house is completed.

Bai Yueling is also inexplicable. After all, this is a man's room. It would be inappropriate for her to go in and out at will.

Silently glanced at his room, the interior layout was similar, but the area was slightly larger, with a bed, a wardrobe, the ashtray on the table was clean, and there was an additional bay window, where his clothes were dried. There, the quilt was neatly folded, and there was not much odor in the house.

be considered passable.

Jiang Qiao endured the cold and took off his shirt, but Fairy Bai's face was not unusual, but he was shy and folded his arms around his chest.

What are you doing twirling Nini? Why don't you lie down on the bed, look at your sagging belly, flat abdominal muscles, thin body with little flesh, no masculinity at all, no wonder your physique is so weak. Bai Yue Ling looked disgusted.

Jiang Qiao's self-confidence suffered a heavy blow. It turned out that he really had nothing but handsome.

He was ashamed and indignant: I'll start exercising from tomorrow! Annoy me, my chest muscles are bigger than you!

Jiang Qiao realized that something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking, but it was too late. After being stunned for a few seconds, Fairy Bai recovered and slapped him onto the bed with a slap.

Dirty! Go to hell!

Ah, my life is over.

There was a chill in Fairy Bai's eyes, this guy is really getting more and more courageous, and he dares to flirt with her so openly.

Before giving him smoking cessation therapy, beat him first.

Electric shocks, fists, slaps, fell on his back one after another, whatever came to his mind.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

To shut up!

She pinched her fingers together, and a wisp of flame emerged from her fingertips.

From now on, take every deep breath and let it out.

The flame touched Jiang Qiao's back, and he immediately felt a burning burning sensation. He was about to cry out when he felt the fairy's jade hand gently falling on his back, rubbing it lightly with a unique rhythm. caress.

He felt that the muscles in his back were relieved, the joints were opened, the meridians were smooth, and the blood vessels were unblocked.

He was so comfortable that he felt a little fluffy. Why didn't he feel this way when he went to a massage parlor before?

Indeed, those little sisters are all rouge fans, how can they compare with fairies, and the massage skills are also in the sky and the ground.

Can I call? he asked, holding back his composure.

If you feel pain, call out.

Um~ah~

He continued to reminisce about the dream from last night, whispering softly in his ears, really happy.

Bai Yueling blushed, didn't this person cry in pain? What the hell is this called. If they are heard, they still don't know what shameful things they are doing.

Shut up, don't scream!

Well, don't cry, don't cry, he continues to speak in his voice.

Hehehe, it's still a fairy, she's really not pure at all, and when she hears a sound, she thinks about it.

The light snow was flying outside the window, I heard two meows occasionally, Fairy Jade hand caressed her back, Jiang Qiao ah ah ah.