Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Ah ah ah ah... Jiang Qiao collapsed on the sofa with a twitch.

After a while, he recovered from paralysis and said angrily, Why are you calling me again!

Tell you to talk nonsense!

There was a hint of shame in Fairy Bai's eyes, she was almost ten thousand years old, this guy actually said she was cute, she was sick!

I'm right, aren't you cute? Although I'm a little older, I can't be against my conscience, right?

Jiang Qiao covered his heart and made a heartache: I definitely owe you in my last life, otherwise why would I always be electrocuted by you in this life.

According to the lifespan of mortals in this world, you owe me about a hundred lifetimes. Bai Yueling looked serious.

Jiang Qiao: ...

Bai Yueling continued to browse the V blog, and when he saw an interesting title, he clicked on it and discussed the same thing with countless people. It was a wonderful feeling.

Once again, she was amazed at the ingenuity of mortals in this world, and even wanted to take apart the phone to see how it worked. Such a small thing could fit anything.

Jiang Qiao, I want to eat apples.

Jiang Qiao looked at her suspiciously: Why do you suddenly want to eat this?

It said on the phone that today is Christmas Eve, and I want to eat apples, which means a year of peace.

He had a serious look: Comrade Yueling, I will tell you solemnly now that long-eared rabbits are not part of the Western Festival.

Oh.

But apples can be eaten anytime.

Jiang Qiao went to the refrigerator to get one, then peeled it with a fruit knife and handed it to her: Here, here it is for you.

Fairy Bai glanced at the screen and took a small bite: Although there is no spiritual power, it is very sweet.

And what about Christmas? The feast of the birth of a saint? she asked again.

Jiang Qiao thought about it carefully, it seemed that it was indeed the day to commemorate the birth of Jesus.

It's almost like saying that, but it's the magic stick of foreign devils, and what they say is also fooling people. Now it's domestic businesses who use Christmas as a gimmick to guide customers to consume.

Bai Yueling nodded vaguely, no wonder she just saw the titles of discounts on many products.

This can be fooled. It seems that many of you mortals have no brains.

...

Jiang Qiao clicked on a topic of Christmas outfits, and when he saw the beautifully dressed ladies and sisters who showed their arms and legs, he raised his wrist indistinctly to prevent her from seeing his mobile phone screen.

Actually, not all.

He glanced at Fairy Bai's graceful figure and blinked.

Many men give gifts to their female friends who have a better relationship to celebrate the longevity of their friendship, such as clothes, red clothes are festive, can I buy you a set?

Bai Yueling glanced at him suspiciously, inexplicably feeling that he was suspicious now.

I have clothes to wear.

Who doesn't change two sets of clothes throughout the year? Jiang Qiao's heart was pounding, and he suddenly wanted to see her look shy in Christmas clothes.

You can buy it for someone else.

Who asked me to be your girlfriend? Well, I mean female friends.

Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense, and carefully searched for [Christmas clothes] in the V blog. Looking at the enchanting and charming women in those pictures, she held up her mobile phone to show him expressionlessly.

You just want me to wear something like this?

Jiangqiao was instantly petrified.

No, no, I'm talking about that kind of seriousness, which is not serious at first glance. He tried to explain.

Bai Yueling didn't believe what this guy said. He stretched out his hand and grabbed his wrist and flipped it over. The astringent young ladies and sisters on Jiang Qiao's mobile phone screen came into view, and the two seemed to be entering the same topic.

Dirty!

She pointed out angrily, Jiang Qiao was lying on the sofa again and kept twitching.

He was electrocuted three times in the morning, and his whole body was numb, so his anti-electricity attribute was now full, otherwise ordinary people would not be able to bear such abuse.

Fairy Bai snorted coldly, ignoring him at all, and continued to turn her head to play her own game, this guy was rude, and all he was thinking about was some kind of mess.

In such a state of mind, how to cultivate immortals? Wouldn't that encourage demons?

I'm sorry, I'm guilty, so I decided to really give you a gift.

Jiang Qiao rubbed his already numb face, grabbed Fu Lu from the side and held him in his arms. If he said something wrong next time, this woman shouldn't flash him for Fu Lu's sake.

Seeing that she didn't say a word with a cold face, Jiang Qiao said to himself.

We're still talking about Christmas...

You still want to buy me that...that kind of shameful clothes?

Cough, it's not the same thing at all.

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips: This day there was an old man with a hat and red clothes called Santa Claus, who specially stuffed gifts into people's socks.

Bai Yueling was stunned: Socks are so stinky, you must not ask for gifts.

Jiang Qiao felt a toothache, why is this woman's brain circuit so abnormal.

It's not about whether the socks smell bad, you can choose clean socks. I mean, the old man can't get into the vegetable garden of our flower garden, so let me help you send gifts. If you want anything, just tell me, Didn't I buy you a lot of long socks yesterday, you put them on first, and I'll help you stuff the gifts into them at night.

Bai Yueling chose Yasuo and pressed OK. He looked back at Jiang Qiao with a sincere look, and after a moment of silence, he spoke slowly, with a bad tone.

Are you still going to drill into my house at night?

Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweats, how dare he enter the house, there is such a big demon waiting for him, it is too late to hide, at best, he just wants to see her lovely appearance in shorts and stockings.

Comrade Yueling, your thoughts are very dangerous. If you open the barrier without authorization, if you release your inner demons and disrupt the earth, I will be a sinner through the ages.

Well, it makes sense, you continue to say.

I mean you can hang your worn socks on the handle on the door, I'll put them in at night, and you'll see them when you wake up tomorrow. That's a surprise.

worn socks...

She wore the stockings from yesterday, and they were silky and very comfortable, but as long as she put them on, the guy's eyes were very wrong, as if his eyes were shining.

I said this again today, and I even specifically asked to hang it on the door and put things in it, the ghost knows what he will do with it! ?

She glanced carefully at Jiang Qiao who was rubbing his hands, very similar to the unscrupulous businessman who gave Silvi away, very treacherous.

She thought that the socks she was wearing were held in Jiang Qiao's hands, as if her legs were touched by him, and she couldn't help but shrink her legs together.

I don't want to wear socks anymore, I don't want gifts anymore, and I don't know why, I just want to slap you right now!

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