Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

In a civilized society now, we pay attention to garbage classification and cannot litter at will. What kind of garbage are you?

Are you slandering this seat? Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently, and electric sparks appeared from his fingertips.

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment, and quickly changed his words: Well, what do you want to throw away? It's not that you are garbage.

Fairy Bai pursed her lips and moved her lips twice, embarrassed to talk about her clothes.

Something like cloth.

Cloth, it's recyclable garbage. There is a trash can outside. The sign is a circular triangle composed of arrows. What kind of waste paper, glass, plastic, metal, and textiles should be thrown there.

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, but felt that the mortals in this world are really troublesome, and even throwing a piece of garbage is so complicated.

Do you want me to throw it away for you? Jiang Qiao asked tentatively, what the fairy thought was useless, in case it was a treasure to mortals.

No, I'm just asking casually. Bai Yueling said lightly.

In that case, let's talk about your problem now. Jiang Qiao took a soft cushion and sat face to face with her across the table with a serious face.

What's wrong with this seat?

First of all, you should already understand that our place called Earth is no longer the world you know well. Human civilization is only five thousand years old. Immortals and gods only exist in myths and stories, and even there are no immortals in the real world, so you The existence of , in the eyes of everyone, is alien, and once it is exposed, the problem will become very complicated.

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, she can understand these words, and things beyond cognition can either be controlled or destroyed.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: Therefore, I want to know your attitude, and then we can talk about other things on this basis.

Huh? Bai Yueling frowned slightly, expressing she didn't understand.

It's your current thinking and your plans for the future.

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment, and then said slowly: Being integrated into the mortal world, comprehending the various forms of life, and becoming an immortal in the mortal world can only achieve the perfection of the Dao.

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief: I thought you would think about conquering the world, standing on the opposite side of all human beings, or showing your magic, founding a sect, and developing your own followers.

This is the little Daoer. Our generation of immortals should have no desires and no desires. They should focus on the Tao and ask their fingers for longevity. The trivial things in the mortal world can only add trouble to themselves, and they have no benefit to their practice. Bai Yueling shook his head. Shaking his head.

Jiang Qiao stared at her cold face for a few seconds before grinning. She was really a quiet and inaction fairy.

Very good very good!

Don't worry about becoming a rapist now.

In that case, my task is to help you integrate into modern human society?

Of course.

Jiang Qiao lowered his head and thought for a while. Adapting to modern society is not difficult, and of course it is not as easy as he imagined.

There is a joke on the Internet. In the 1990s, someone was imprisoned in prison for more than ten years after committing a crime.

I will do my best to make you a modern person as soon as possible, at least in the eyes of outsiders you are no different from a modern person, but during this time, no matter what happens, you must listen to me.

Jiang Qiao thought very simply, otherwise, a completely free immortal might cause some bizarre things to happen in modern times.

Bai Yueling looked at him lightly: No one can use this seat. As a Taoist guardian, this seat should have the final say.

Hearing the unquestionable tone, Jiang Qiao felt a bit of a toothache. Why didn't this woman play cards according to the routine.

It's not for use. As a good citizen, I won't let you do some illegal things. What I'm talking about is only how to say and do in the process of interpersonal communication in modern life.

Jiang Qiao patiently used an analogy: For example, if you plan to go out to a place dozens of miles away, what should you do?

Naturally, it is to use immortal methods such as shrinking the earth into an inch or the horizon so close.

What if it was a little further away?

Yujian can fly thousands of miles in a day.

Jiang Qiao was speechless, and couldn't help but envy.

Can you do it now? he asked curiously.

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, no emotion could be seen on her indifferent face.

This seat has failed to transcend the calamity, and the world is suppressed by this world. There is not much left of Taoism, and it is no different from ordinary mortals.

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched slightly, I believe in you.

He will not forget the flying knife hanging in his throat just now, and the electric flower that jumps with his fingertips. Even a mortal can easily hit him a hundred times. He is a human standing at the top of the pyramid.

Jiang Qiao wondered, she meant that those great supernatural powers could not be used, and he did not dare to think about the abilities of an intact immortal body, and he did not know if he could bombard a mountain with his bare hands as described in the novel. ?

He shivered subconsciously, and he was really lucky that he was not wiped out yet.

We usually go out by car. Jiang Qiao returned to the topic just now.

car?

Bai Yueling is puzzled, what is there to ride on a two-wheeled carriage, the speed is too slow, if you want to cross the domain, it is estimated that it will take several years.

Jiang Qiao smiled: It's not the car you understand, I'll see it later.

Fairy Bai nodded silently, everything in this world was so weird, and what she saw was only a mere corner.

You just need to know that this world has many things that are very strange to you, but there is no malice towards you, and you don't need to be surprised. In modern society, any violence is prohibited. This is a Relatively peaceful society, at least in the country we live in.

Jiang Qiao remembered that she was on the edge of the cliff before, because the flash of light made her mistakenly think she was threatened, and she slapped it with a palm, almost being electrocuted and incontinent.

Are you afraid that this seat will casually hurt people?

Jiang Qiao nodded with a serious look on his face: This is a very dangerous thing. There is a saying on our side. If you lose, you will be hospitalized, and if you win, you will go to jail. Well, a cell is a prison.

Even if this seat is completely lost, this seat is invincible in the world!

Bai Yueling has a proud face, she is an Immortal Emperor, not a mortal who has no power, no one can turn her into a prisoner!

What's more, the mortals in this world are very weak, and I am afraid that any wolf, tiger and leopard can easily kill them.

If you resist arrest, things will become more serious. At that time, you are an enemy of the entire country. Although I don't know how powerful you are after you fall into the world, if you destroy the world, the current human weapons can also do it.

Bai Yueling was stunned. Humans in this world can have such a strong destructive power without cultivation?

So, for your own good and for my own good, you must not take any action casually, do you know?

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