Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Jiang Qiao took a lot of saliva to explain clearly that this is an article about love, which is why there are many ambiguous sentences. After refreshing five or six times, I finally saw different content, which saved the painful electric shock. punishment.

Hmph, even if I misunderstood you, you must not be at ease! Don't even think about those messy thoughts.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, with a bitter expression on his face.

Bai Yueling entered the subtitles according to the instructions on the screen. There were not many keys on the keyboard, and the positions were easy to remember. Compared with complicated sword moves, boxing was much easier.

Back then, when she was first learning swordsmanship, her master asked her to practice swordsmanship 10,000 times a day, and every move and style had to be precise to the millimeter.

What's more, she is now in the realm of the unity of nature and man, and can perfectly control every inch of her flesh and blood, and her body and mind are one. It didn't take long for Jiang Qiao to hear the crackling of the keyboard. for some professional typists.

Jiang Qiao held Fu Lu as if he had seen a ghost. This woman's learning ability is a little too strong, right? Ordinary people want this kind of speed, so how many years of ups and downs in the game?

Two hours later, Bai Yueling took a deep breath and slowly retracted her hands. Jiang Qiao's posture seemed to be a fortune, and there was an inexplicable sense of sight.

Master, now my typing speed is faster than yours, is it considered a teacher? she asked.

Jiang Qiao looked at the 100% correct rate displayed by Jinshan typing software and was speechless, thinking that no matter how talented she was, she would have to study for a while at least. Who would have thought that it would be so fast, and it would be less than an afternoon.

Fast typing speed doesn't mean you can type. What's more important is whether you can type out what you want quickly. He wanted to delay for a while.

Bai Yueling smiled mysteriously, put her hands on the keyboard, and her fingers flew up and down to make people dazzled.

Okay. When I was studying just now, I firmly memorized the pinyin of each Chinese character. I calculated it and learned about 4,396 different Chinese characters in total. It should be enough for daily use.

Jiang Qiao was completely numb. With his unforgettable memory and super learning ability, he wanted to ask, are you a humanoid light brain?

Master?

Jiang Qiao was helpless: You showed me the actual operation and asked me what I was doing.

So, I'm out of school?

Um.

Can you use the computer casually?

Um.

Jiang Qiao nodded absentmindedly. She had learned the greatest invention of modern times. He suddenly felt that his advantage was instantly gone.

Doesn't this mean that Bai Yueling can ask the computer if he doesn't understand something, and he doesn't need him anymore?

Jiang Qiao suddenly shuddered, which also meant that his lies would be exposed soon, if she Baidu searched.

It should, probably, maybe, maybe be badly electrocuted, I hope people are okay.

Jiang Qiao glanced at him subconsciously. Bai Yueling didn't have any other movements, and was still practicing typing at a leisurely pace, as if he was still consolidating his realm.

That, my...

Before Yueling Tu'er could say a few words, she suddenly turned her head and glared back.

What are you?

Uh... Modern society pays attention to the combination of work and rest. After you have studied for so long, I think you can relax by playing games appropriately.

Well, I see.

Still answering lightly, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt a sense of loss, this woman really doesn't need him anymore?

He ran to the corner and continued to rub the heads of the two kittens, muttering softly.

Xiao Hei Xiaobai, your mother is so heartless. She picked up the two of you and didn't raise them. Now that you have learned the skills, you don't care about people. It seems that the ancients did not bully me. The disciples of the church starved to death. of.

Bai Yueling glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Don't you have a computer under you? Would you like to play together?

You mean open black?

Gang up?

It just means playing online together.

Okay. Fairy Bai nodded lightly.

Jiang Qiao threw the cat away and ran to the first floor happily.

Bai Yueling watched his back disappear, moved the mouse slowly to the upper right corner of the screen, clicked the red ×, then opened the browser, and typed in the search box like Jiang Qiao did:

If a man is nice to you for no reason

After pressing search, a lot of content appeared on the screen.

She clicked on the first one.

[Most men will not be nice to you for no reason, either greedy for your body or have no intentions. 】

Fairy Bai looked at the answer returned by the mysterious and unpredictable Du Niang, and fell into contemplation for a while.

That guy is really not pure.

...

Jiang Qiao used his trumpet to log in to the game and successfully added a big friend, but the trumpet is not yet level 30, so he can't play in the rankings for the time being.

Caigou: My Yueling disciple.

Bai Yueling looked at the pop-up window and typed in the input box after thinking for a while.

Daoist Jiang: Jiangqiao?

Caigou: It's a teacher.

Daoist Jiang: Don't yell, believe it or not, I'll call you?

Cai Gou: Aren't you cultivators the most particular about being a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of your life? In that case, you will have to call me father in the future.

Jiang Qiao typed quickly. As long as it wasn't face-to-face, after the words that he didn't dare to say in his stomach were turned into words, he wouldn't feel embarrassed at all.

Bai Yueling frowned, this guy is full of bad water. He wanted to be her master at first, but now he wants to be her father?

Just why does it sound weird?

After she closed the previous page, she quickly checked it with Du Niang, Jiang Qiao felt a chill down his spine for some reason.

Jiang Daoren: You are dead!

Caigou: You...Did you misunderstand something?

Daoist Jiang: Rogue!

Caigou: Cough, you must have misunderstood. I'll explain to you in a moment. I'll pull you into the game first, and click √.

At the beginning of the match, Bai Yueling chose Yasuo in seconds, Jiang Qiao felt a little regret, and planned to assist her in the bot lane, so she had to choose a Juggernaut jungler, ready to stay in the middle lane, and let her feel what a master is. of care.

Three minutes into the game, after Jiang Qiao took the red and blue buffs, he hid in the grass in the river. As a result, he met the blind man on the opposite side and squatted back. He sent a blood very smoothly, and the double buff was also taken away by the opposite middle road demon.

The moment the screen turned gray, Jiang Qiao saw text appearing in the chat box.

Daoist Jiang: Cook dog.

His body stiffened.

...

(Sorry, Carvin is gone, and I can’t write it out even if my head is smashed out. I’ll update it for the time being today. I have to sort out the thinking behind it. I will set up a plot building in the comment area, and everyone can speak freely. I have a good plot. I can use it, Yanzu is a mature reader, he must learn to write books for himself)