Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Wu Youcai looked at his hair and looked like he was hesitant to say anything.

What's the matter? Tell me.

Remember the drama Love Through Time and Space that we watched when we were young? I was bored and flipped through it recently. You said that Xiao Wanzi brought Zhu Yunwen to the modern age. How can he live in modern society without an ID card? ?

Why do you ask the police station for this question? I thought you were going to say, you were kicked out of your house, and now you have nowhere to go, let me give you a place to live, that's all?

Jiang Qiao took a cotton swab and moistened his mouth with water: If it was you, how would you solve it?

Find a relationship and send money. If this can't be done, it must be that the money is not sent enough. Mr. Qian said carelessly.

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes, yes, this is a question in vain.

He will think of a way to deal with the ID card, at least he will not do anything illegal.

Okay, I'll see you here today. When you leave the hospital, the brothers will arrange a table for you.

Jiang Qiao originally wanted to say hello to the white coat, but there was still some distance between the outpatient department and the inpatient department. At this time, he should be very busy, so after thinking about it, let it go.

Riding a small electric donkey to the vegetable market to buy a lot of seasonal fruits and vegetables, Fairy Bai doesn't eat much meat, he just bought a crucian carp symbolically, and he can cook a bowl of snow-white fish soup tonight.

After that, I went to a pet store and bought a bag of tofu cat litter, cat litter box and goat milk powder, as well as ointment to supplement nutrition for kittens.

When we got back to the mountain, it was already noon.

I am back.

So fast? Bai Yueling didn't look back, still playing games.

Jiang Qiao kept putting fruits and vegetables in the refrigerator. Fu Lu Shouxi saw the closed cat litter box on the floor, jumped in and climbed out again, and had a lot of fun.

The archers in your world are really weak, and they don't have the ability to melee melee at all. I clearly shot so many arrows at the opponent, but he just shot twice and died.

After the screen turned gray again, Bai Yueling turned her head and spit out.

what?

Jiang Qiao walked over to take a look. Fairy Bai guessed that this game was not very lucky. Yasuo was banned. She randomly chose a woman with a bow and arrow, and was beaten 0-7 by the opposite Jie Zai in the middle.

He nodded in agreement: Yes, even if it is a support, it can bully ADC casually in the early stage.

You come to play.

I can't play. If you want to have the ability to play in a group, Hanbing needs at least three sets. When you develop, the game will be over long ago, and you are still in the middle lane. Without auxiliary protection, you can only be killed indefinitely. If you want to scrape, you will not be given a chance. .

Jiang Qiao decided to surrender, and to fight again, not only tortured his teammates, but also tortured himself.

Go wash your hands and get ready to eat.

Bai Yueling looked puzzled: Didn't you start doing it yet?

It's too late to make lunch, and I'm back in town with a quick snack.

While she was washing her hands, Jiang Qiao made the cat litter box and placed it in the corner of the balcony. In the future, she would no longer have to worry about Fu Lu Shou Xi pulling all over the place. She would get up every morning to shovel a piece of shit.

Cat litter is definitely one of the most convenient inventions in the world.

The so-called fast food is KFC, hamburgers, chicken legs, as well as chicken rolls, chicken popcorn, and French fries. Considering that the white fairy may not like to eat, so many things are enough for two people.

Although this thing is advertised as junk food, but I haven't eaten it for a while, and my mouth is greedy.

Bai Yueling lightly sniffed the hamburger in front of her, with vegetables and meat sandwiched between two pieces of dough, she frowned slightly.

Why, don't you like it? Jiang Qiao took a big bite of the hamburger with a satisfied face.

It smells a little weird, like... the oil used has been fried a hundred times over and over.

Jiang Qiao's body froze, and suddenly stopped chewing.

The hamburger in my hand suddenly tasted bad.

The problem of reusing low-quality rapeseed oil in the fast-food industry is no secret to the toiling masses.

It’s just that sometimes you know what you know, but usually you don’t think about the production process when you eat it. That’s just unpleasant for yourself and affects your appetite.

Fairy Bai couldn't open her mouth as wide as Jiang Qiao did, so she took a small bite of the dough and looked up at him: Why don't you eat it?

Jiang Qiao twitched his lips, but this man didn't feel disgusting at all.

I suddenly lost my appetite because of what you said.

Bai Yueling is still chewing in small sips: It doesn't taste very good, and there are a lot of impurities. Long-term consumption by mortals will affect their health, but eating it once in a while is fine.

Hearing what Immortal Emperor said, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that the hamburger in his hand was fragrant again.

Bai Yueling only ate slices of bread and fries. After dipping it in tomato sauce, the sweet and sour taste was not bad.

If you feel too tired, just drink this, you should like it. Jiang Qiao put the milk tea into a straw and handed it to her.

What's this? She looked at some black beads in the cup.

Bubble tea, a national drink.

Bai Yueling looked surprised, is this guy too rich, or is this world's pearls too cheap? Black pearls are actually eaten directly? By the way, is this thing edible?

It's not real pearls, it can be understood as a special kind of food that girls like to drink. Jiang Qiao explained.

Fairy Bai nodded, and took a few mouthfuls with the straw in her hand. The taste was sweet, and the round beads were chewy and chewy, and the taste was not bad.

How is it? Jiang Qiao showed expectant eyes.

Eat.

...

This review is not very good.

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: Just say what you want to say, don't always stop talking.

Does the food in our world contain a lot of impurities in your opinion?

She nodded lightly.

Aren't you afraid that too many impurities will block your meridians, sea of ​​qi, dantian or something?

Why do you think so?

Jiang Qiao asked embarrassingly: Look, what you eat has to be absorbed, but you... don't go to the toilet, over time, more and more impurities in the body, won't it affect your cultivation?

The way of immortality, there is a saying that the body is like an oven, even ore, I can decompose into the purest substance, after a pause, she continued: As long as I want.

Jiang Qiao gave a light tsk, meaning, decomposed all the impurities?

If you like it, I'll get you something else to try next time.

Jiang Qiao took a sip of the Coke presented by KFC.

Our little fairies drink milk tea with taro balls, almonds, red beans, coconut, sago, red rice, jelly, grass pudding, and taro paste.

Eight-treasure porridge?

Almost, but not the same thing.

Bai Yueling nodded and continued to bury her head in chewing pearls. After a while, she suddenly looked at Jiang Qiao.

Master, should you teach me how to type today?