Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

The two looked at each other in the air, the air suddenly became quiet, Bai Yueling quickly looked away, his eyes flickered.

Could it be what? Jiang Qiao's eyes were inexplicable, and his heart was pounding.

Could it be a masochist? Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids, her voice flat,

Jiang Qiao: ...

I just can't beat you now, otherwise... He muttered softly.

She raised her eyebrows: otherwise what?

Otherwise I'll beat your ass into eight pieces! He gritted his teeth, and his eyes stopped for two seconds on her ass.

Dirty!

Bai Yueling's eyebrows were crossed and her face was frosty. This guy actually molested her again.

In the next second, the flickering arc continued to flow through Jiang Qiao.

I, I, I was wrong, ah ah ah...

Jiang Qiao was lying on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth. This woman's attack is so cruel, everyone is about to be electrocuted. This time, the current intensity has at least increased by one level.

Why can't you joke? He got up from the ground and complained.

Humph! Rogue, scoundrel, lecher! Deserving it! You can't remember being electrocuted so many times. It seems that you are indeed a masochist.

Jiang Qiao suddenly disappeared. He asked for it by himself.

Ask you a question.

Say.

How could I have beaten you? Someone Jiang had a serious look on his face.

Fairy Bai thought for a while: Unless you can get that kind of mushroom egg, you will have a chance to destroy my immortal body.

Forget it, when I didn't ask.

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, not to mention if he could get that thing, once the whole Zhongzhou exploded, it would probably be gone.

Are you going to be held down by this woman for the rest of your life?

Bai Yueling looked at his dissatisfied face, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: Or, you can start cultivating from now on. If everything goes well, you can reach my current state in about 50,000 years.

fifty thousand years...

Ghosts know that humans were still around at that time.

Then I'm still being held down by you.

What did you say? Bai Yueling narrowed her eyes.

Cough... I mean lie flat, stop struggling, love electricity, and use it a few more times, maybe I'll get used to it.

She hesitated slightly: Actually, as long as you listen to me and are not satisfied with your nonsense, how can I call you.

Jiang Qiao didn't answer, patted his butt and stood up and walked into the kitchen: I'm going to get some food, I'll give you something to eat tonight.

Plain noodles.

He became serious: Of course it's plain noodles. If you eat meat, you will have an accident.

Fairy Bai didn't understand what it meant, Jiang Qiao was so happy to take advantage of it verbally, and he was in a good mood while humming and cooking noodles.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Qiao brought out two bowls of hot noodles with a fried egg lying on them.

At the bottom of his bowl was the shredded green pepper and pork leftover from yesterday, while Bai Yueling's bowl seemed to be a little soupy and watery, but it was just right for her taste.

Tomorrow I have to go down the mountain to buy some vegetables, fruits and meat products. You are staying at home. I will be back soon.

Bai Yueling nodded lightly: Bring me a few books by the way. If you have money...you help me pay it in advance, and I will pay you back in the future.

She still knows too little about this world, and desperately craves all kinds of knowledge. If she can still use the magic of immortality, she can directly search her soul to obtain knowledge.

However, according to the laws of this world, soul searching seems to be illegal.

It doesn't have to be so troublesome.

Jiang Qiao took a bite of the fried egg and continued: Actually, if you can use the Internet proficiently, you can find answers to everything you want to ask.

Is that the kind of mother-in-law you usually ask about?

Yes. But you can't type yet, so it's a little troublesome to use.

Bai Yueling said seriously: I can learn.

She has always been very curious about computers, as if it contains all the mysteries of the world, and she will answer any questions. Even if he recovers his cultivation base, he may not be able to forcibly analyze it with spiritual power.

If such a fetish is placed on Ziweixing, it must be the Immortal Dao Emperor Artifact that everyone is fighting for, but here, it seems that everyone can have it.

There are at least two in Jiangqiao, one is portable and thin like a notebook, and the other is downstairs and cannot be moved casually.

Then you have to start with Pinyin first, so that you can type. Jiang Qiao said.

Is it those weird-looking symbols?

Bai Yueling asked, she was very curious, Jiang Qiao usually tapped on the keyboard, and one after another coherent words appeared on the screen. Without spiritual power as a bridge conversion, she did not understand how this was done.

Yes. Including initials, finals and overall syllables, as well as some pronunciation changes, your accent is very different from ours.

Sounds complicated.

Bai Yueling sighed inwardly that although the human civilization in this world is short-lived, all kinds of strange creations are really mysterious.

Can you teach me?

Jiang Qiao sighed: I learned something more than ten years ago. At that time, I was only 6 years old. I was still a primary school student, and I usually suffered from my mother's board.

More than ten years is not a short time in the lifespan of a mortal.

She suddenly became nervous: You won't forget it again, will you?

That's not true. This is a skill that every rabbit must master when entering school. The first lesson for elementary school students is to know pinyin.

Jiang Qiao looked at her with a stern face: I can teach you if you want to learn, but you must call me master, and I will teach you all.

Bai Yueling's eyes widened, this guy really didn't have a good heart, thinking of a way to take her into the pit and take advantage of her.

She was silent, and she felt ashamed no matter what the dignified Immortal Emperor called this fellow Master.

If you don't want to, you can also go to my mother. She is a Chinese teacher, and she is professional in this regard.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: If you can call her mom a few times, she must be happy with everything.

Isn't it called Auntie? What is it called Mom? What the hell are you doing!? Bai Yueling sneered.

Ahem, our Jiang family's lineage is all male, and my mother just wants a girl... Jiang Qiao shut up abruptly when she saw that she wanted to kill.

Another request, as long as you don't call your master. She thought about it and said.

That's called old...

Think about it before answering!

Yes, then you should call me Master. Jiang Qiao pursed his lips.

no!

Isn't it just the word Master, is it so hard to say? Three people must have my teacher, and ancient scholars must have a teacher. A teacher, so preaching and receiving karma and dispelling confusion. Therefore, the disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be worthy of the disciple. There is precedence in hearing Taoism, and there are specializations in the arts.”

Jiang Qiao kept talking like a machine gun.

Although you are more than nine thousand years older than me, you don't understand this aspect, I understand, why can't you be your master? Besides, you are begging me, not me, you don't want to call me I don't want to teach anymore.

Listening to his tirade, Bai Yueling wriggled her lips and hesitated several times.

After a few breaths of silence, Nini knelt down in front of him and spoke slowly.

Teacher... Master, please... please teach your disciple... disciples the way of Pinyin.