Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Thank you very much to the leader of the [White Fox] reward!

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Hearing the sound, Jiang Qiao turned to look over.

Bai Yueling stepped on the floor barefoot, and those crystal clear toes looked especially cute. She was wearing a white ruffled skirt that was used for rental, and her jet-black lead hair was casually tied into a bun. With her holy and dusty temperament, she didn't look weird at all, like an immortal in the world.

Jiang Qiao stared at her delicate and indifferent face for two seconds, then quickly turned her head away. As expected of a fairy, her tightly tied Hanfu looks like a sea of ​​rivers.

Then, he took out a hairdryer and a pair of clean plush slippers from his room and handed them to her.

Here are my spare slippers, but I assure you they are absolutely clean.

Bai Yueling's eyes stayed on the slippers for a few seconds, and then said lightly: No need.

In the days when Qiu Xian asked, she once walked barefoot through the exotic mountains and rivers without being stained with fine dust. What is the smooth ground now?

What is this thing?

Compared with slippers, she was more curious about another technological creation held by this mortal.

Hair dryers, generally used to dry hair, and sometimes socks.

Jiang Qiao plugged in the hair dryer and subconsciously reminded: The sound may be a little loud after starting it, but you don't need to be nervous, it's normal, it's not a harmful weapon.

I don't feel any threat from this object, you can demonstrate it. Bai Yueling was quite curious. This is not a feather fan. How can a strangely shaped dead object generate wind?

Jiang Qiao nodded, pushed the switch, and the hair dryer immediately made a woo woo woo sound. He continued: There are two gears, hot and cold, and each gear has strengths and weaknesses. Use this button to adjust.

Bai Yueling took the hair dryer from his hand, slowly stretched out his palm to feel the strength of the wind, and gradually revealed a smile on his face.

The wind is not strong. Compared with the astral wind that can blow away the soul above the nine heavens, it can even be said to be pitifully weak, but if it is only used to dry the hair, the wind and temperature are just right.

It is true that monks can evaporate water with mana, but ordinary mortals cannot.

You and other mortals know how to enjoy.

Jiang Qiao said with a smile: It's all the power of science, and science changes life.

Bai Yueling was noncommittal. Although this mortal bragged about science, at the moment it was just lights, running water and a hair dryer. Any little cultivator who set foot on the path of immortality could do it, or even better.

Let this seat experience it, blow... blow...

hair dryer.

Um.

Bai Yueling sat in front of the mirror, unbuttoned her hair, and her waist-length black hair fell like a waterfall. She used the air outlet of the hair dryer to face herself, and along the light and white jade fingers, the hot air swept through her hair over and over again. A breathtaking beauty.

It's a good wonder, but the efficiency is too low to instantly evaporate the water like mana. Bai Yueling touched her still slightly damp hair, turned off the hairdryer, and expressed her opinion.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but complain, do you think everyone is an omnipotent immortal cultivator like you?

I thought about it for a long time when I was taking a bath just now. Since this place is a world of its own, this place is new to me, and I don't know much about it. Let you be the guardian of this place.

Seeing Jiang Qiao put away the hairdryer and slippers, Bai Yueling suddenly said.

Daoist? What's the benefit?

You mortals have an old saying that if one person gains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to the sky. When this seat's cultivation base is restored, I can send you a fairy tale. But during this time, you must do your best to do things for me.

how long it takes?

Jiang Qiao directly grasped the key point of the problem. If it took thousands of years to restore his cultivation base, he would have already become a handful of loess by then. This promise is equivalent to nothing.

I don't know.

Bai Yueling sighed: The laws of this world are not obvious, there is no spiritual power, and a state of the end of the law. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that there are humans in such a barren world.

Jiang Qiao pouted, what he said was just nonsense.

I don't want to do things that are not good for me. Why don't you teach me a trick and a half trick or ask the gods? In this way, I can live longer and do things better for you, right?

Bai Yueling shook his head slowly: No one can walk on the path of immortality in the end of the law, even teaching you is useless.

So I can only be driven by you in vain?

You can choose to accept it or reject it.

If you refuse, will you leave here and find the next guardian?

Before that, there will be cause and effect.

Um?

Send you to live.

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched fiercely, is there a choice?

He took a deep breath: It's not impossible to help you, but I hope we can treat each other as equals, instead of being your slave. You can't force me to do things that I don't want to do in violation of law and discipline. .

After thinking for two seconds, Bai Yueling nodded, Yes.

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief. It was alright, things were far from being as bad as he had imagined. At least there was a beautiful fairy living in the house, which felt very good.

From the heart, he also does not want this fairy to leave, it has nothing to do with morality, it is purely selfish.

Do I need three chapters of the contract, or something like an oath? I mean, what if you force me?

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: This seat is full of promises. If you restore your cultivation, your words will follow the law, and naturally you will not deceive you.

Jiang Qiao let out a haha. It seemed that he was still a conscientious and moral fairy, so good, so good.

It was raining outside the window, and the sky was getting darker, so it should be the next night.

His stomach suddenly growled. He had already eaten dinner at this time on weekdays, but it seemed a little too late to do it now.

I'm going to eat, are you hungry? Jiang Qiao looked at her delicate profile.

A person who cultivates immortals, first and foremost is fasting, not eating grains and miscellaneous grains, only eating and drinking dew can see longevity. Bai Yueling said faintly looking at the rain outside the window.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, but for a while he didn't know how to refute. After all, satisfying one's appetite is one of life's great pleasures.

Come on, you can do whatever you want, I'll go get some food.

He ran downstairs, and went to the shelf to get a package of snail noodles, a marinated egg, two hams, and a bottle of happy water.

Live!

Bai Yueling looked curiously at this mortal cooking. He didn't need to add firewood, but something called a gas stove. It was amazing to be able to cook for a long time by igniting it.

Jiang Qiao put all the ingredients into the pot and boiled it. After a long time, an indescribable stench floated out and filled the whole house.

Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose subconsciously, looking at his strange face.

Why is this mortal cooking shit?

Or do mortals in this world grow up eating shit?

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Thanks to the leader of [White Fox] for the reward, thanks to the helmsman of [Xiao Dou Shen], thanks to the 200 starting point coins of [Gone with the Eyes], and thanks to the 100 starting point coins of [Words will be returned] [Lin Beifeng has already started] , thank you all~