Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

It's not that bad yet, don't talk nonsense.

Jiang Qiao lowered his head, picked up a dumpling and dipped it in the flavor plate, and suddenly felt that it was not as fragrant as before.

Bai Yueling took the phone and continued to slide down.

Jiang Qiao, what is your boyfriend?

Jiang Qiao suddenly choked out, and hurried to get his cell phone: Cough, it's a male friend.

Fairy Bai flipped her wrist, and he took a breath of air.

Really? She looked suspicious.

Is it still fake?

Jiang Qiao pulled the topic away with a serious face: You haven't told me yet, what are you jumping off the cliff for?

Pick medicine.

Hearing this reason, he almost vomited blood with anger: If you don't go on a good road, do you have to jump on a mountain?

Because it's so fast. Fairy Bai was full of anger.

Don't do that next time.

understood.

Fairy Bai continued to watch for a while with the phone in her hand, and then she asked, Jiang Qiao, why do people here say you abused me?

Jiang Qiao swallowed the dumplings and looked at her blankly.

What?

According to what you just said, isn't my boyfriend you? So, I'm your girlfriend?

Hearing this sentence, he immediately coughed dryly. It was over. This time the misunderstanding was big. If she knew the real meaning, he probably wouldn't have to run away.

Actually, there is no need to deliberately increase the gender between friends.

Really? I think it's good. It's easy to distinguish between men and women.

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded.

You haven't answered my question just now. Fairy Bai reminded.

He thought for a while and then asked, Have I abused you?

No. You buy me daily necessities and help me integrate into this world. After I break something, you still don't let me compensate immediately. It can be said that it is very good to me.

Then I have domestic violence against you?

No, I'm all calling you. She looked serious.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help shaking his body and wanted to cry without tears. Do you still know that it was domestic violence? !

So, these people don't know the real intention of your jumping off the cliff and start to over-interpret it. Such news is fake news, don't pay attention to it.

Bai Yueling was thoughtful.

Well. I understand the truth. Why did I have an accident when I jumped off a cliff, and I ended up talking about you?

On the surface, it is me, but in fact it is all men. These people have nothing to do when they are full. We call this kind of topic of deliberately provoking opposition between men and women. This kind of shit, you You must not learn. Jiang Qiao's face was very serious.

Yeah! It's really bad. Bai Yueling nodded heavily.

After breakfast, Jiang Qiao cleaned up the kitchen, and Bai Yueling also put in the coat that was hanging outside.

Jiang Qiao said that she still doesn't know the follow-up of her cliff jumping incident.

Sure enough, after a while, Jiangqiao answered several calls continuously.

Son, I heard someone say today that someone jumped off a cliff in your place?

Ah? Is there such a thing? Why didn't I know.

Old man, I heard that you were killed there? Is it true or false?

Who did you hear?

You haven't watched V-Bo? The internet is going crazy now. It is said that it happened yesterday. You are so tall, that woman really dares to jump.

The sand sculpture who was still in the hospital immediately sent a video, which happened to be what Jiang Qiao had just seen.

Look, this is where you are, right? It's scary.

Jiang Qiao looked at Bai Yueling speechlessly, and then typed: It's really scary.

She blushed slightly, and it seemed that the movement she made was indeed a bit big.

Not long after the voice was cut off, the white coat called him again.

Boss Jiang, something big happened on your mountain.

You want to talk about the person who jumped off the cliff, right? I already know. You're the third person to ask me that. Well, now you can kneel.

Hey, I'm just a little curious, want to ask if you know any inside information?

My shop is still a long way from where I jumped off the cliff. Then again, as an angel in white, you don't know what to do?

Nothing. I heard people in the hospital say that the public security and firefighting have long since passed, but it seems that no corpses have been found so far. But this is a big trouble, and many leaders are alarmed. You recently Be careful yourself.

I'm just afraid of the owner of a small shop. What should be paid attention to is the scenic spot. Okay, I'm hanging up, and I'm having breakfast.

Jiang Qiao tapped the table with his fingers, and Bai Yueling recovered from his thoughts, with shame on his face.

You see, in this modern society, the speed of information dissemination is unbelievable. Don't do some amazing things. Maybe there is a camera facing you in an unexpected place.

Bai Yueling blushed: Sorry for causing you so much trouble, I won't be able to do it in the future.

Maybe you will feel a little nagging, but I still have to say it. You are a black household now. As long as you have anything to do with you, your true identity will be exposed. You can't stand the investigation. Do you know?

Oh, I see.

Fairy Bai nodded heavily, for her, this was a very profound lesson.

She secretly made up her mind that she would only be an ordinary mortal outside in the future. If Jiang Qiao offended her, she would call after returning home.

By the way, the police may come to ask today, you just stay upstairs and don't go anywhere, and leave the rest to me.

Believe me.

Well, do the cameras in your store need to be dealt with?

Jiang Qiao suddenly said, Yes!

...

On a new day, the store opened, and because it was still early, the Fairy Peak seemed deserted.

It wasn't long before he saw two police officers approaching him.

He sighed in his heart, he couldn't escape what should come.

Hello, two police comrades. A smile appeared on Jiang Qiao's face.

Boss, have you seen this woman? The young comrade cut to the chase and pulled out a photo of his mobile phone to show him.

Jiang Qiao took a deep look. After special technical processing, the blurry picture on the Internet became much clearer, and the outline of the facial features could be vaguely seen.

He has no doubt that if Bai Yueling is standing here, with the intuition of police comrades who have been handling cases for many years, he can guess at first glance that it is her.

Jiang Qiao returned the phone: Comrade police, are you here for the girl who jumped off the cliff?

you know?

There is a lot of uproar on V blog, and I have eaten melons all morning. He scratched his head.

Then have you seen her?

Let's be honest, I opened a shop here. I saw too many people every day, many handsome men and beautiful women. I really don't have an impression.

For these remarks, the comrades are noncommittal.

An old colleague looked up at the monitor in the store and suddenly laughed.

Boss, please turn on the surveillance and show us.

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(Sorry sorry for the late update)

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