Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Failed again...

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the pressure cooker that was constantly emitting black smoke. She couldn't understand why it was so difficult to refine the Qi Condensation Pill, which was just not flowing.

Jiang Qiao saw that she was making a mess in the kitchen, and the corners of his eyes twitched, thinking that dinner would definitely be impossible tonight, so he ran downstairs and made a bucket of instant noodles for himself.

Anyway, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

As for the kitchen, she just doesn't blow up.

Bang!

Suddenly there was a huge roar from upstairs, and the windows, door, and the entire second-story building were shaking.

Jiang Qiao was instantly numb, what was he thinking about?

Hope people are okay.

He quickly put down the instant noodles, ran upstairs, and saw a messy kitchen, with blackened medicinal materials flying everywhere, the lid of the pot was severely deformed and fell to the ground, and the gas stove was also distorted by the huge force.

Bai Yueling stood beside her at a loss, with a few black fingerprints on her fair face.

The pot is fried. She looked at Jiang Qiao and said seriously.

Jiang Qiao almost spit out a mouthful of blood, even a fool can see it without her saying it.

But being able to fry a pressure cooker is really a talent, you know, that thing is usually impossible to blow up.

How are you? Are you injured? he asked subconsciously.

Fairy Bai shook her head, her eyes flickering: You... don't you scold me?

Jiang Qiao's face twitched fiercely, but he wanted to scold him, but he couldn't beat him.

In case she gets annoyed, the loss is probably not a matter of a pot or a stove, but a hemiplegia.

He didn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.

If you don't have a lot of money, you'll be fine. Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back his scolding.

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment: Although the material of the pot is not good, since I screwed up, I will compensate you for your losses in the future.

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. The pot was fried. First of all, he blamed the poor material of the pot, as expected of you.

He took this as fart for the time being, oh, forget it, fairies don't fart.

You come out first. I'll clean up the kitchen. If you want to take a shower, go quickly.

Oh……

She carried her clothes into the bathroom again, but fortunately Jiang Qiao bought her enough clothes.

He looked at a messy kitchen, all raw materials turned into coke.

Jiang Qiao sighed deeply. She was able to fry the pan the first time she entered the kitchen. No ordinary kitchen killer could compare to her.

I picked up a fairy, but I haven't gotten any benefits so far, but I have caused a lot of trouble.

After a while, Bai Yueling came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. She looked at Jiang Qiao with a solemn expression.

I thought about it for a long time just now, and every aspect of alchemy has been scrutinized. The reason for the failure may be that the age of the medicinal materials is not enough, so the medicinal liquid cannot be quenched.

She thought about it and continued: Next time, I'll see if I can dig up herbs that are more than a hundred years old.

You still want to make alchemy?

Jiang Qiao manipulated Yasuo to go back and forth among the soldiers, and looked up at her while taking advantage of the gap. Did this woman ever think that the reason for the failure might be a problem with the pressure cooker?

Well! No matter what, I have to suppress my inner demon.

I suggest you try another alchemy furnace.

do you have?

Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated, and when he regained his senses, seeing the defensive tower on the opposite side got a blood, there were countless question marks in the middle.

He took out his mobile phone and searched on Taobao, and the results were all incense burners or hand stoves, and there were no stoves specializing in alchemy even on Taobao.

I think the essence of alchemy is a chemical reaction. Perhaps, you can change your mind.

What's the reaction?

You can simply understand it as modern alchemy.

Jiang Qiao didn't lift his head: Wait for my game to end, and I'll explain it to you in detail.

Bai Yueling slowly sat beside him, and the two were separated by a distance of almost a punch.

what are you doing?

Playing games, uh, is a leisure way for people in this era to pass the time and entertain their spirits. You see, this samurai with a knife is controlled by me.

Jiang Qiao pointed at the screen, and suddenly a blind man came out from the grass in the river. R flashed QQ, and his screen instantly turned gray.

The warrior with the knife fell. Bai Yueling suddenly said.

Well, I'm dead.

Jiang Qiao was a serious canyon pianist, sent a few question marks to the jungler who was still playing F6, and then quickly typed.

Where did the jungler collect Lingzhi for your mother?

Bai Yueling glanced at it twice: What do you mean?

His mother may be seriously ill.

In this case, pick a few more Lingzhi, fry it slowly over low heat, and take it orally.

Jiang Qiao: ...

He looked at his 0-7-0 record and fell into contemplation, and he was about to be a ghost.

Do you want to play?

Bai Yueling shook his head slowly: But I can't.

I teach you, there are only 4 skills in total. It's very simple. This is Q. The effect is to slash once with the sword, and hit the target in a row. The next attack can send a tornado, which can knock the enemy up, Hazard!

This is W. Summons a wall of wind in front of you, which can resist the opponent's long-range attack. This is E, Yasuo's happiest skill. As long as my E is fast enough, the question mark of my teammates can't catch up with me.

The last skill is R, the gust of wind and breathless slash, as long as it is on, press it, yan yan yan!

Right click on the floor to walk, click on the target to kill someone, the gameplay is to kill someone before they kill you, it's very simple, right?

Jiang Qiao gave a serious demonstration, and Bai Yueling nodded. Compared with the more complicated puppet mechanism, the operation is indeed not difficult.

He moved away and handed the mouse to her. Fairy Bai tried to click the mouse, Yasuo moved with it, she clicked again, and there were several question marks in the spring.

Have a good time and leave them alone.

Fairy Bai is new to all of this. She can make the warriors in the painting do what she wants without using spiritual power. Is this also the power of technology?

Go, play casually, chop when you see someone, and at the same time be careful to avoid others' attacks.

Yasuo walked towards the middle road silently like a lonely warrior. Bai Yueling remembered not to let other people's attacks hit her. Jiang Qiao then saw what script-level positioning was, and she even had teammates' skills. all hide.

After a dazzling E come and go, the opposite Lux, except for the basic attack, put all her skills crooked.

Hasa!

RRRRRR!

You have slain an enemy!

Yasuo retracted his sword into the sheath, and Bai Yueling controlled Yasuo to step over Lux's corpse with a solemn expression.

I have avoided all attacks as much as possible. Why is her light chasing me? Fortunately, my sword is faster, otherwise she will hit me.

Jiang Qiao: ???

If it wasn't for her knowledge of immortality and Taoism, Jiang Qiao wondered if he had picked up a professional player.

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(Yanzu, don’t you want to water the seedlings of Nanfeng by any means?)