Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose and quickly backed away, Jiang Qiao's mind was a little dazed, no, what did you call me when the cat pooped?

Make your own cat! He was still brooding about the name he just named.

You go.

I dont go.

Are you going? Bai Yueling stared at him, and sparks burst from her fingertips.

Jiang Qiao was indignant: Apart from threatening me, what else would you do!

Don't you like to eat feces? You can eat such stinky things, so it's up to you to deal with the cat's excretion.

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a while before realizing that she was talking about snail noodles.

That's not shit.

He looked at Bai Yueling's eyes like a fool, and suddenly felt that his explanation was very pale.

It's like shit-flavored chocolate, and chocolate-flavored shit, you can't tell which one you eat.

It's over, completely misunderstood.

Jiang Qiao was close to the cat's den, and the clean towel was stained with a half-dry, half-thin filth.

Hey, that's disgusting.

He held his breath and took off the towel on top with a look of disgust. Fortunately, the kittens were not contaminated, otherwise, they would have to bathe them.

He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, washed the towel, washed his hands, and then wiped the white cat with half a dozen wet tissues, oh, now it's Jubilee's ass.

I'll just say you can. Fairy Bai cast an appreciative look.

Jiang Qiao looked at her resentfully: You have a cat, I'll do the dirty work, right?

Ruzi can be taught.

I can teach you how!

Jiang Qiao didn't want to talk to her. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't beat her now, he would have to give her a good butt spanking.

He walked to the sofa, and Bai Yueling looked at him vigilantly: Don't come here.

It was like looking at a lump of Ollie.

I've washed it! If you don't believe me, you smell it. Your hands smell like soap!

He stretched out his hand, and was greeted by a crackling electric current.

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched for a while, and mussels flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Three times, you've called me three times today!

You brought it on yourself, she said naturally.

Are you obsessed with cleanliness?

???

Pooping and peeing is part of the rhythm of life and should be viewed with a normal mind.

I have long been transparent and immortal, not stained with dust.

Jiang Qiao: ...

Beat and beat, talk and talk, forget it.

Tell you a bad thing. Those two kittens may be sick. Normal feces should be dry. The name you took doesn't seem to work.

Bai Yueling frowned slightly, she checked, although she was young and frail, she was not sick.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: However, you don't have to worry. Maybe you just left the cat mother and changed the living environment, so there is a stress reaction. Let's observe it first.

Look, I said that you will definitely keep cats, and give it to you, that's right.

Jiang Qiao was speechless.

He could know all this because he had just found it on Baidu on his mobile phone in the bathroom. It also wrote that after every time the kitten eats, it can stimulate its chrysanthemum with a cotton swab to regularly promote excretion and avoid pollution.

Bai Yueling ignored him and started fiddling with the herbs he picked.

After sorting it out, she took the bathroom to clean the sand with water, and then sorted it into plates one by one.

What are you doing? Jiang Qiao had just opened the alliance and planned to slap him before finishing the meal.

Open the furnace and make pills. Fairy Bai's face was very serious.

Alchemy?

Jiang Qiao immediately became interested, and observed the immortals' alchemy at close range with the body of a mortal. Is he the first person?

When I got closer, I saw Houttuynia cordata on several plates, some kind of bamboo shoots, brightly colored mushrooms, two black stones, and the ones with roots that looked a bit like ginseng. Several other flowers and plants he did not know at all.

Can these things make alchemy? Jiang Qiao was a little unconvinced.

As we all know, the brighter the mushroom, the more poisonous it is.

It's the first time I've seen many herbal medicines, but the years are too short, and I can only feel the weak medicinal properties. As for whether they can become elixir, I can't say, I have to try them first. Bai Yueling hesitated and slowly road.

I have wolfberry and red dates, do you want it?

Jiang Qiao tried to say that he suspected that Bai Yueling was simmering in a mess, and there was no so-called pill recipe at all.

want.

Fairy Bai looked up at her with a puzzled look on her face: However, why do you have such a thing?

Young people today start holding thermos cups at a young age. Of course, you can't let go of wolfberry and red dates.

She nodded with admiration on her face: Yes, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts. You have a deficiency of yin and kidneys. Drinking wolfberry water often can indeed replenish qi and nourish the kidneys.

Jiang Qiao opened the drawer of the coffee table, took out two packets of wolfberry and red dates and handed them to her: How much do you want to take, but are you really going to take that poisonous mushroom for alchemy?

That's Yang Lingzhi.

Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated for a while, but after all, he still suffered from the loss of lack of culture.

Bai Yueling sighed faintly: It's just a pity, the flesh crown is only the size of a palm, and it has grown for less than ten years, otherwise the medicinal properties will be stronger.

I want you to help me. She looked at Jiang Qiao.

Several question marks floated on Jiang Qiao's forehead: I don't know how to make alchemy, how can I help you?

I don't know how to use your kitchen, so I say you do!

No, you are concocting alchemy in the kitchen?

Jiang Qiao seemed to be frightened, how is this different from the description in the novel? Shouldn't we use the true fire of samadhi, the alchemy furnace, and then supplemented by spiritual power? What about the Immortal Emperor?

if not?

There used to be Emperor Yan's one-handed alchemy technique, which is unparalleled in the world. Any medicinal material can be tempered into the original medicinal liquid in his hands, and then condensed into pills. There are many people who desire it. He said solemnly.

But I don't have a different fire, I don't have a pill stove, I only have a kitchen. Bai Yueling was expressionless.

Cough, okay.

Jiang Qiao failed to pretend and forgot that she had seen a part of Breaking the Sky in the bookstore before.

Tell me what you're going to do first?

Yanglingzhi takes one or two meat crowns, half a tael of volcanic stone is ground into powder, four or four taels of wolfberry fruit, one or two or five taels of red dates, only half a tael of the root of wild ginseng, three taels of sliced ​​green bamboo shoots, and five taels of houttuynia cordata Money, a penny for a little Taisui...

Jiang Qiao listened to her in a daze while looking for the corresponding medicinal materials on the plate. Some names that he had never heard of were barely able to match.

For other medicinal materials, you can just let me slice, grind, and weigh them.

He picked up a dark stone and stared at her.

But how did you make me get half a tael of powder for this thing?