Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Xiaoyu, Xiaotong, where is your grandfather?

A pair of twins who were catching grasshoppers in the crops outside the yard looked up and clapped the dirt on their hands to stand up.

Wu Tong said crisply: Grandpa Jiang, my grandpa is carving wood at home.

Little Tong, I'll chat with your grandpa for a while. Jiang Qiao touched the little girl's head with a smile, and took out two fruits plucked from the tree and handed them over.

Watching him walk into his house, Wu Yu scratched his head and muttered, Grandpa Jiang looks younger than his father, he is obviously an uncle.

It's grandpa, that's what we've been called since we were young.

But he's young!

Young is also a grandfather!

My grandpa has white hair and a white beard, he doesn't.

Then why don't you call him Uncle Jiang?

Last time I called, but I was beaten by my grandfather and father together.

...

Jiang Qiao walked into the small courtyard with his hands behind his back, and Wu Youcai was stabbing the saw with a saw.

I said that you can't stop the old arms and legs for a while? You hurt yourself in a while, don't blame me for not reminding you.

Go, go, I'm not old yet. Wu Youcai glanced at him as if in disgust, and then started stabbing the saw again.

The teapot is inside, I want to drink water and pour it myself.

Jiang Qiao was not polite at all. He went into the room and poured two glasses of water and put it on the stone table. He glanced casually: What are you tinkering with?

Xiaoyu wants an excavator, and Xiaotong likes a music box.

So you want to make one for the two of them? Why don't you buy it when it's so troublesome.

The little old man snorted: I can't buy anything better than I do it myself.

Jiang Qiao took a sip of tea leisurely. This little old man was used to playing around when he was young. Unexpectedly, he became a carpenter when he became a grandfather when he was old. The furniture in the courtyard is now all by himself. Sawed out of wood.

Kill a plate?

Not empty.

You just created a new folder, don't be empty, hurry up, don't say I don't respect the old for a while.

Boiled!

Wu Youcai put down the saw cursingly, kicked the wood aside with one foot, then sat across from the Jiangqiao and began to play chess pieces, babbling as he played.

So I can't see you, his grandmother's, obviously the same age as me and the white coat, we are both old, why don't you look old?

That's why you want to see me more often. Do you know what it means to be old and not old? I'm reminding you.

Fuck off!

Jiang Qiao laughed, looking very helpless: Actually, I practiced a magic art, Tianshan Tongmao knows it? That's why I look youthful forever.

Damn old man, I believe you are a ghost. Wu Youcai snorted, and the red cannon swung in the middle, Be the first cannon!

You can't use any other tricks with just these three axes over and over again? Jiang Qiao responded calmly to Feixiang.

Hmph, three axes are enough to deal with you.

So you lose every time?

Wu Youcai blushed, and changed the topic: Xiaoyuer is still abroad and hasn't come back?

Yeah, doing research with a bunch of scientists.

It's amazing, it's amazing.

Wu Youcai sighed with emotion, looked up at Jiang Qiao's face that couldn't be younger, and said fiercely: I don't know what good things you did in your last life, you can marry the most beautiful wife in the world in this life, and The smartest daughter in the world.

Probably saved the Milky Way. Jiang Qiao laughed.

Before the game of chess was over, the twins born by Wu Chengan rushed in shouting: Grandpa, grandpa, look I caught a crab!

Xiaoyu, oh, such a big crab, be careful, don't get caught. Wu Youcai quickly stood up, went into the room and took silk thread to tie the crab's two pincers tightly.

Okay, I won't stop today. You accompany the children first, and I will go home to accompany my wife.

Wu Youcai glared at him angrily: Get out, get out.

You still have to be careful in front of children.

Bah, I'm angry when I see you.

Jiang Qiao smiled and didn't get angry, and touched the heads of the two children: Xiaotong and Xiaoyu, who want to eat fruit, come over and pick it by themselves, do you know?

Mmmm! Goodbye Uncle Jiang.

Wu Youcai patted his grandson's head lightly: Damn it, call it Grandpa Jiang.

Goodbye, Grandpa Jiang.

Jiang Qiao waved his hand and walked out of the courtyard with a smile on his face.

Grandpa, why did you scold Grandpa Jiang just now? Wu Tong raised his face and asked in confusion.

Wu Youcai looked at the figure slowly disappearing at the door, his face trembled slightly, and murmured, Why is grandpa scolding him, grandpa has been envious of him all his life...

...

Fu Lu Shouxi was so old that he even started to shake when walking, and his hair was dull. He often lay in his own nest all day, only when the shit shovel officer called their name would he weakly agree.

The two old guys had bad teeth and couldn't eat everything, so Jiang Qiao would usually feed them the rotten fish meat.

Their deadline is approaching. Fairy Bai brushed them gently, with a hint of sadness in her tone.

I know.

If it's on Violet MSI, I have a lot of ways to extend their lifespans.

Yueling, it's not your fault.

Jiang Qiao looked at the two cats who had accompanied him for most of his life, and said softly: Birth, old age, sickness and death are the laws of all things in the world, and no one can avoid them. They can follow you and live in peace and stability for more than 30 years, which is already ten years old. The blessings that cannot be repaired in the world, Fu, Lu, Shouxi are very lucky.

Meow~

Fu Lu barely supported his upper limbs and licked Fairy Bai's hands affectionately, just like when the fairies found them in the wild.

All things have spirit.

In the days that followed, Fu Lu Shou Xi seemed to know that his deadline was approaching. No matter where Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi went, these two old guys would forcefully drag their old bodies along with them.

The last time must be with the most important people.

The next morning, when Jiang Qiao went to change the water for Fu Lu Shouxi, he suddenly found that there was no movement in the cat litter. The two cats were still sleeping together as before, but they couldn't wake up no matter what.

Jiang Qiao sat on the ground in silence for a long time, and followed their dull hair over and over again, as if they were young.

Fairy Bai appeared behind him at some point, and said softly, They're gone.

Well, he left when he was asleep, and he was very sensible and didn't alarm us.

They've always been good kids.

Jiang Qiao carried the body to the big banyan tree they used to climb, solemnly dug a hole and buried it with his own hands.

It turned out that Fu Lu Shouxi was an ordinary cat after all, and it failed to become a sperm.

Jiang Qiao looked at Fairy Bai with a dazed expression: Yueling, let's go back and live for a while.

...

Before I knew it, the old couple were both in their 80s. Compared with their peers, their bodies were still tough, but their hair was gray, and the font on the phone was adjusted to the boss, and they had to wear reading glasses to see clearly.

When the couple came to the door, the old couple was taking a nap at home, and Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he thought that his parents had gone silently like Fu Lu Shou Xi.

Bullshit, I'm in good spirits, but I'm getting old and a little sleepy. Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that he couldn't hold back and slapped Jiang Qiao, this damn thing knows to say something unlucky.

Jiang Qiao was still a little worried: Dad, if you and your mother are uncomfortable, you must tell us if you know?

Don't worry, your mother and I are healthier than you think. Mr. Jiang couldn't help muttering: I haven't seen Xiaoyuer get married, and even if they get married, they will have to wait until they hug their great-grandson. I can't bear to die.

What's not to die for, Dad, what are you talking about?

What about Xiaoyuer? Still not going home this year? This child is busy and busy, and he doesn't know how to call his grandparents at the end of the year. Don't you know that sometimes your mother will say her name when she sleeps and sleeps. The old man Great resentment.

Didn't I tell you, Xiaoyu'er's group of scientists are carrying out the country's top-secret mission, just like when our country built the atomic bomb, and no relevant information can be disclosed.

When it comes to the country, Jiang Tiancheng, an old party member, is silent. He came from that era and understands that the interests of the country are above everything else. Without the country, where would a small family come from?

That's it, then let Xiaoyuer work hard in it. It doesn't matter if he goes home or not. You must complete the tasks assigned by the state. That's a big deal.

I know, I know.

Jiang Qiao and Bai Fairy looked at each other, and could only sigh helplessly. Xiaoyuer's going to Ziweixing can't be told to others, nor can it be said.

After having dinner early, Fairy Bai took Madam Xia's hand to stroll outside in the park, while Madam Jiang sat on the reclining chair on the balcony and watched the sinking sun.

I asked a lot of acquaintances about the tea you gave me, and we don't have some of the medicines at all. Jiang Tiancheng suddenly said.

Ah? Is there anything else, I don't know, it's all given to me by Yueling, saying that I'll be healthy after drinking it. Jiang Qiao continued to pretend to be confused.

The people I was looking for were all experts in Chinese herbal medicine. They said that they had never seen those herbs, but the world is so big that there are no wonders, and it is normal for them to have never seen them.

Jiang Tiancheng gave him a deep look and continued, Sometimes I wonder if it has something to do with the longevity tea you gave me to have such a healthy body at this age.

Is...is it related?

Aren't you going to tell me about Yueling? Jiang Tiancheng changed his words.

Didn't we make it clear earlier? She is an orphan. She grew up in a welfare center, and later became a tour guide on Fairy Peak. We only gradually got to know her because of some things in her work.

Fuck! Yueling has never been a tour guide at all! Speaking of this, Mr. Jiang was full of anger.

He had called and asked the boss of the scenic spot, and the other party said that there was no such person in the scenic spot.

Jiang Qiao's face twitched: Dad, you already knew that.

How can you hide it from your father with just your broken mind? Hurry up and say, even if I die in a few years, I will rest my eyes.

Jiang Qiao was silent for a while, then said, Dad, do you believe that there are really gods in this world?

Believe it, how can socialism have such a mess... Jiang Tiancheng was slightly stunned, and asked in disbelief: You mean, Yueling is a god in the sky?

more or less……

Seeing Jiang Qiao's serious tone, the old man was so angry that he almost jumped. Is this guy getting more and more stupid? Such absurd things can be said, how about cheating ghosts?

I didn't believe it at first, but then...

I didn't believe it later! Little bastard, can you make up a story that looks a little like it?

The old man stood up all of a sudden, looked at Jiang Qiao angrily, and went out for a walk to digest his food. Anyway, I am a college student, but I didn't expect it to be such a feudal superstition, and I read all the shit.

Although he knew that Jiang Qiao must be hiding something from himself, such as why decades have passed, he is still exactly the same as when he was young, and time seems to not leave traces on him.

Another example is that the cats he raised can live in their thirties against the sky, and the tea that the old couple has nothing to drink contains substances that do not exist on earth. Not a problem.

For various reasons... It's not that Jiang Tiancheng doesn't know, he just doesn't want to think about it.

After all, he and Mrs. Xia are both people who have half their feet in the grave. It would be good if some things could be satisfied with the status quo.

Seeing the empty reclining chair swaying to and fro on the balcony, Jiang Qiao shook his head and laughed dumbly, sitting alone on the reclining chair to watch the sunset in the sky.

The old father didn't say anything, but he actually knew everything in his heart.

...

Time flies, time flies, and it is a hundred years in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Qiao lit incense candles and placed them in front of his parents' tombs, feeling a lot of emotion in his heart for a while.

For a long time, he could only watch his parents, relatives and friends turn into loess.

He gradually understood in his heart why immortal cultivators always chose to cut off their passions and lust in the end. After all, when everyone's relatives died and their hearts were closed, the world would no longer have any nostalgia for him.

The so-called road to longevity is actually just a lonely road for seekers.

Fortunately...

He is not alone.

Chip dog.

Jiang Qiao turned his head and glanced at the fairy with a slight smile, the past hundred years seemed like yesterday.

He touched Fairy's belly, looked around for no one, and secretly kissed her face.

If I didn't choose to cultivate with you, I've probably been buried in it for fifty years now, where would you be then?

In the vast sea of ​​people. Fairy Bai smiled, gently lifted her hair, and took his hand to walk in the shade of the whirling trees.

Um?

Do you know that this is my first time looking for you?

What's the meaning.

After you die, I will protect your spiritual light, reincarnation, reincarnation, life after life, waiting for life after life, looking for you in the red dust again and again, until this life.

Jiang Qiao looked strange: It sounds like it's true.

Yeah... it looks like it's real. She sighed, looking at the young man beside her, she still remembered the evening when it was pouring rain.

I don't know when my daughter will come back. Jiang Qiao looked at the sky and sighed.

It's not that easy to become an immortal.

That's true.

Jiang Qiao looked down at Fairy's bulging belly and muttered, I've been pregnant for almost a hundred years, and I don't know if this is a son or a daughter.

Do you like son or daughter?

As long as it's yours, I like it.

Fairy Bai had a big belly and suddenly frowned.

Chaigou, I seem... I seem to be giving birth!