Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

summer vacation.

At an altitude of 10,000 meters, Xiao Yu'er was sitting by the window, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside through the small window, his eyes were full of curiosity.

This was the first time in her life to fly by plane, and she was inevitably a little excited, but compared with Yu Jian's flight, it seemed more or less free.

Ma Ma, why don't we fly with the sword? she whispered.

It will be discovered by the satellites overhead, and it may be mistaken for an enemy's unidentified aircraft. If it is not done well, it may be shot down by shells. Fairy Bai explained softly.

Immortal cultivators possess divine consciousness, but isn't modern satellite technology a kind of alternative divine consciousness? The range is even larger, only 3 geostationary satellites are needed to cover the whole world, and the fully functional one has almost no shortcomings.

Xiao Yu'er seriously thought about the consequences of Yujian's flight being discovered by the satellite, and immediately shuddered.

Just imagine, if you were flying with your sword blissfully one second, and you were aimed at by thousands of cannons the next second, the outcome would definitely not be so good, and it should turn into a grand fireworks.

Ma Ma, can't you cast a spell on yourself to shield yourself from all prying eyes? This way the satellites won't find us, and we can go wherever we want.

In Xiao Yu'er's eyes, immortal arts and Taoism are omnipotent, how could they lose to technology!

Well, it makes sense, but I can't prove that the shielding spell can completely block the satellite signal, not to mention the comfort, convenience, and speed of flying, and you don't have to drive it yourself, let alone face the risk of exposing yourself. If it were you, which one would you choose? ?” Fairy Bai discussed with her very seriously.

Take...by plane. Xiao Yu'er stammered.

That's right, that's right.

Listening to the mother and daughter's question and answer, Jiang Qiao smiled slightly, which is why they wanted to take Xiao Yu'er on a trip.

She is at the stage of understanding the world and shaping the three views, whether it is cultivating immortals or technology, sometimes it is much more useful to take her for a walk than to stay at home and read dead books.

As the saying goes, It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books.

Jiang Qiao turned his head to look at the sea of ​​clouds outside, feeling calm.

I still remember the first time he took Fairy to the imperial capital by plane. At that time, he encountered turbulence and was worried about the plane crash. But now that he has learned how to control the sword, his mentality is suddenly different.

The family of three got off the plane and went straight to the destination of the trip, Yalong Bay.

Looking at the distant silver-white coast in front of him, the fine sand, and the clean and transparent light blue sea water, the little fish was so excited that he piled up the sand for several days.

No way, who made her too young, the couple didn't trust her to play in the water at all.

So, Xiao Yu'er secretly decided that when she grows up, she must play by herself!

Bai Yueling was lying on a beach chair in a relatively conservative swimsuit, with sunscreen applied by Jiang Qiao himself. Although she didn't need this thing, she just couldn't bear the entanglement of this little dog. Wipe it over and over again.

There was ice-cold orange juice on the rattan table next to it. Fairy Bai occasionally glanced at the father and daughter who were making sand from the corner of their eyes, wondering if she should join in.

It has to be said that in terms of enjoyment or modern people's ability to play, the small bays can actually develop various interesting charging items around tourism and vacations. For example, she has to spend extra money to lie on a deck chair and bask in the sun.

Compared with Ziweixing's intrigues, it is better to live a peaceful life on earth now.

Cookie dog, look at the little fish, I'll go swim for a while.

The white fairy Shi Shiran got up from the reclining chair and jumped into the water with a light leap, her figure was as soft as a mermaid.

Jiang Xiaoyu looked back at Ma Ma enviously.

She also wants to go into the water, but she can't swim, the point is that her parents won't let her.

A small wave hit, and the castle that had just been piled up with sand immediately became a mess.

...

Travel to the East China Sea in the morning and stay in Kunlun in the evening.

After experiencing the romantic island style, the family of three flew to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau again.

I thought that Xiao Yu'er might suffer from altitude sickness, but I didn't expect that she should eat, drink, and play like a normal person.

Think about it, too, the next generation of celestial daughters of the Taishangzong, whose physical fitness beats modern people, how could they have altitude sickness.

In the distance, white clouds, snow-capped mountains, and a lake of ice and snow are sandwiched between the sky and the earth. The upper and lower sides are set against the blue sky, the scenery is vast and quiet, and the picture is elegant and clean.

Jiang Qiao set up a tent by the lake, and the first and second generation celestial maidens of Emperor Taishangzong held hands and strolled along the lake. The clear water reflected the figures of the two, one big and one small.

When night falls, the sky is full of stars hanging above the head.

Both father and daughter have never seen such a transparent starry sky, and it was inevitable that they were a little shocked when they first saw it. Fairy Bai thought it was okay, and secretly took out her mobile phone to take a picture of the father and daughter looking up at the starry sky, which is quite beautiful.

Two people, one big and one small, sat on the felt and looked up for a long time. Several shooting stars, which are usually difficult to see, have passed by in such a short time. Xiao Yuer made several wishes with satisfaction.

Papa, where is Ziweixing? Jiang Xiaoyu raised her face and asked while nestling in her father's arms.

I don't know, I have to ask your mother, I am a native of the earth, and she is an alien.

So, Xiao Yu'er turned to ask Fairy Bai again.

Mama, where is Ziweixing?

Fairy Bai was slightly taken aback, then smiled and patted Xiao Yu'er's head: That's the brightest star.

Xiao Yu'er suddenly stood up and yelled at the starry sky.

Little Yu'er must go to Ziwei Star to ride the Brain Axe! The immature face was full of determination, and the voice was heard far under the starry sky.

Yeah! Let's work hard together with Dad's share!

You don't want to go?

not going.

Jiang Qiao suddenly sighed a little. The dream of being a fairy since he was a child has faded to nothing but a beautiful fantasy. Now that he finally has the opportunity, he just wants to be with the fairy.

He is used to living a peaceful life on earth, fighting and killing is not suitable for him.

A lot of great talents don't have your mood. Fairy Bai sighed.

Jiang Qiao seemed very free and easy: One has something to give in this life, and I have you, which is enough.

Um.

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, with a smile on her face, and the starry sky instantly lost its color.

Papa, do you like Xiaoyuer? Jiang Xiaoyu asked suddenly.

Like it.

Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes, held his face with both hands, and licked his face with saliva.

Now you don't dislike Dad's beard?

Xiao Yu'er nestled in his arms and arched a few times: Baba's beard is not prickly today.

Then do you like me? Fairy Bai blinked smartly.

Nonsense, isn't that right? He stood up with his daughter in his arms, followed her example and yelled at Xingchen, and went to Datian to listen.

Jiang Qiao will always like Bai Yueling.

Which Bai Yueling?

Hey, two.

Virtue~

Close your eyes, little fish.

oh.

Xiao Yu'er, who thought her parents were going to surprise her, quietly opened her eyes.

Under the brilliant starlight, the native earthlings hugged and kissed the fairy from Ziwei Star.

Children, don't watch! Fairy blushed softly and scolded.

Jiang Xiaoyu covered his face with his obedient hands, but quietly parted his fingers.

...

After the end of the summer vacation, Xiaoyuer worked a lot on reading, probably because thinking that only Ziweixing can ride a brain axe, Xiaonizi gave birth to infinite motivation.

The days of elementary school passed unknowingly. It only took Xiao Yuer three years to complete the six-year courses of ordinary people. In this year, Xiao Yuer, who is only seven years old with outstanding talent, has already become a primary school student. s legend.

Some people still feel that this is shocking, Jiang Qiao deliberately slowed down the progress, otherwise, with the difficulty of primary school, it is estimated that it will take more than a year for Xiao Yuer to eat thoroughly.

After skipping three levels in a row for three years, and crushing everyone with a perfect score in Keke, even Wu Youcai couldn't help but marvel at him occasionally drinking with Jiang Qiao.

I have always thought that Xiao Yu'er was extremely intelligent. This is really against the sky. Will your old Jiang family produce a great academician who will be famous in history?

Maybe? Jiang Qiao took a sip of the wine with a smile.

Isn't leapfrog challenge as simple as eating and drinking for a true genius?

But Xiao Yu'er is still young, so it's not good to go to junior high school so soon, right? Leaving aside whether he will be bullied or not, his immature mind will inevitably be influenced by those older children. I went to college, but when I got to college, no one cared about me, I played games every day with too much freedom, and I failed all subjects, so I had to drop out of school sadly.

Xiao Yu'er is not someone else.

Jiang Qiao is full of self-confidence. Her daughter, who has been a ghost since she was one year old, puts her dream on Ziweixing. In order to be able to ride a big tiger, nothing can stop her.

In the words of an immortal cultivator, it seems to be called the heart of a child. How could such a person be influenced by foreign objects.

That's true. Wu Youcai thought of Xiao Yu'er's appearance a few days ago, he was only seven years old but already looked like a slightly older child, and his appearance became more and more like her mother, with delicate and pleasant features.

I don't know who will be so lucky to marry that little girl in the future, it's really smoke from the ancestral graves.

He suddenly felt moved.

Old man, do you still count what you said back then?

What words?

Baby dear. Wu Youcai said shyly, a little embarrassed.

Jiang Qiao looked contemptuous: Your son is eight years older than my daughter, how dare you do it?

Isn't Xiao Yu'er different from other girls? Wu Youcai rubbed his hands in embarrassment, it was the first time he had seen such an outstanding girl in most of his life.

It's useless for you to tell me that, Xiao Yu'er can decide on his own. Jiang Qiao said lightly.

He doesn't mind that Xiao Yu'er's future partner is a mortal, after all he is a mortal, and most importantly, as long as Xiao Yu'er likes it.

Wu Youcai sighed: Actually, I just said that my son is going to high school this year, so I don't have time to think about what's there or what's not.

How are your grades now?

It's okay, it's the same as the son in the white coat. I guess it will be the same university in the future.

At this time, Jiang Qiao leisurely took a sip of wine: Some people seem to have just entered junior high school, maybe they will graduate from high school in two years, and some people seem to be in high school, and they should still be there by then in high school.

Wu Youcai: ...

This man in his forties with a vicissitudes of life suddenly felt so uncomfortable that he didn't want to talk to this man. What about the huge advantage that he agreed to be eight years ahead? Can this be caught up too?

He wriggled his lips a few times: I think Xiao Yu'er has to take his time when he enters junior high school. Unlike elementary school, junior high school has a huge difference in the depth and breadth of knowledge. It's not advisable to encourage young people to grow.

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. He really wanted to suppress it, but Xiao Yu'er's seedling jumped so high by itself that it was about to grow into a towering tree, so he couldn't suppress it at all.

She only needs to take a look at the knowledge that others think is very profound. Sometimes, the gap in talent cannot be made up by sweat.

If you want to say that the shortcoming of a genius is probably that you don't have many friends.

Think about it, it took the students a lot of effort to get to know each other, but in the next semester, Xiao Yuer skipped a grade, leaving behind a group of staring classmates, you say this is not annoying.

No, I have to tell the white coat what you said, so that he will feel uncomfortable.

Jiang Qiao laughed out loud.

...

weekend.

Xiao Yu'er came back from vacation, and at the same time brought back a trophy, the first place in the Quan Yuzhou Math Competition.

Seeing her nonchalant appearance, Jiang Qiao knew that the girl hadn't tried her best, and immediately felt sorry for the other contestants.

Meeting such an opponent, presumably everyone will be very helpless.

If this is a fight on the Great Dao on Xiuxian Road, it is estimated that the other party's Dao Heart will be blown away.

Jiang Qiao casually put the trophy on the shelf and sighed, Little Yu'er, the shelves at home are almost too big to fit, so don't participate in such unchallenging competitions in the future, and give others a chance.

My mother said that there is only a winner in a great battle. In order to pursue the only glimmer of hope, even if you step on countless bones, you will not hesitate.

Jiang Xiaoyu, who had grown into a grown child, suddenly couldn't hold back when he saw his father's helpless expression.

She blinked: However, since my dad spoke, let them have a little chance.

This makes sense. Although it is a good thing to have an invincible Dao heart, don't forget that Qianlong is in the abyss...

I know, I know, a gentleman waits for the time to move. Jiang Xiaoyu muttered softly, Smelly dad, I finally know how to preach after I go home.

Jiang Qiao smiled and said nothing, there is no way, who made Xiao Yu'er grow up too fast, he can't do it all the time, for fear of going astray.

Dad, where's my mother?

Knowing that you are coming back today, I went to the small world to pick the big medicine for you.

oh.

Xiao Yu'er nodded, knelt down and touched the two cats that came over and gently rubbed their heads on her lap.

In recent years, Fulu Shouxi has become very old, and the age of seventeen years old is equivalent to eighty or ninety years old.

However, it may be that they have been with the fairy for a long time, and the two old cats have been infected with a lot of fairy energy, and their blood energy has not yet decayed. It is estimated that they can live another seven or eight years.

One person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven.

Nothing more than the case.

Fairy is sick, I will accompany her to the hospital.