Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Jiang Qiao looked at the fallen leaves on Bai Yueling's hair and subconsciously twitched his lips.

Going to the woods?

Um.

What are you going for?

Going to pick herbs.

Bai Yueling took out a handful of old vines and weeds that were covered with soil from a pocket of her clothes, but she didn't know what kind they were. According to her words, these were all medicinal herbs that could be used for alchemy.

It's all ten years old, the medicinal properties are insufficient, and the success rate of pills is probably very low.

She sighed, and after walking for a day in the inaccessible mountains, she found this little herb, which may have zero use. The world is more depleted than she imagined.

Jiang Qiao looked strange: Do you want to make alchemy?

Well, to suppress the demons, it can only be done for the time being.

Suddenly, Meow meow~

From the other pocket of her clothes, two milk cat meows came out one after another.

You still picked up the cat? Jiang Qiao's eyes widened.

Bai Yueling put the herbs on the ground, took two kittens out of his pockets and placed them on the counter, one black and one white, only the size of a palm, and the blue membranes of the eyes were still there.

The two kittens are related to me. When I found them, the mother cat was lying a few meters away from the nest. There were four tooth marks on the hind legs.

So, you brought them back?

No, they won't survive tonight. But this is your home, and adoption requires your consent.

Jiang Qiao, with one hand and one hand, picked up the back of their fate's necks and gently raised them in front of him.

The two little animals the size of a slap seemed to have been immobilized by magic, their mouths were slightly open, showing their pink tongues, and their eyes stared at him blankly, motionless.

It looks cute.

Jiang Qiao looked back at Bai Yueling: Look, their fate with me is not small.

The corner of Fairy Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

She suddenly saw the cigarette butts in the ashtray, her face sank: Have you smoked again? Such poisons are still so sweet, do you really want to die?

I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, it was left after the customer bought something. Jiang Qiao shook his head violently, beating to death without admitting it.

do not move.

Bai Yueling leaned over and sniffed at him, her fingers instantly touched him like lightning, the flickering electric snake surging on him, Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and twitched.

He was very confused.

It has been several hours since the smoking, and the smell of smoke on his body has dissipated. He also sprayed some toilet water on himself to confuse his sense of smell, but this woman can still smell it, and her nose is better than a dog?

lie.

I used to smoke at least seven or eight sticks a day, but now I can't get one every day? He cried and looked sad.

No! Bai Yueling stared at him.

It's not because you didn't come back for a long time, I was impatient to smoke. He muttered.

So, is it still my fault? Bai Yueling's tone was indifferent.

My fault, my fault, just can you tell me in advance before the next call to prepare me a little bit?

She sneered and said, When I find out, I will call you once, and the power will gradually increase. Let's see how long you can stand it!

Jiang Qiao's face collapsed.

So strict, is this still human?

He sighed and pulled down the shutter door: Let's go, let's go upstairs.

Not opening the store?

Well, not open.

How is business today?

It's okay, and I made a small portion of the money I spent that day.

After being silent for a while, Bai Yueling said, I will slowly return the money to you.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was instantly refreshed, and he rubbed his hands together: Actually, you can also use other things as collateral, any spirit stone, immortal weapon, elixir, magic method, etc. I don't dislike it.

Don't think about it, of course it's the world's money.

With just a few words, Jiang Qiao's thought that he could take advantage of it was instantly dashed.

Everything I took with me was destroyed in the catastrophe. There are indeed many things in the small world that I created, but I can't open it with my current cultivation base, and even if I give it to you, you won't be able to use it.

Jiang Qiao was silent, saying that he didn't say anything.

Going upstairs, Jiang Qiao used an instant noodle carton to make a temporary cathouse for the two kittens, with two layers of clean towels inside. A kitten that hasn't been weaned doesn't know what to eat. Will drinking milk cause a bad stomach?

After a day of running in the mountains, do you take a bath first? Jiang Qiao looked at her.

Bai Yueling nodded and walked to her bedroom.

By the way, take off your coat first. Your pockets are full of mud. If you just throw it in the washing machine, it will definitely not be clean.

Bai Yueling didn't know what to think, and a faint reddishness slowly emerged from her indifferent expression.

satyr!

Why am I a pervert?

Jiang Qiao was a little annoyed: It's not like you don't wear anything inside! Ms. Bai Yueling, I solemnly tell you that some of your traditional concepts should be changed. Look at people with colored eyes. Everything has color.

So, I misunderstood you with that slutty woman on your phone screen? Bai Yueling squinted at him.

Jiang Qiao breathed for a while, opened his mouth, and his aura suddenly weakened.

He thought that his lock screen wallpaper was Rem wearing only dead water, and a pair of murder weapons were about to come out, but what young man didn't have a second-dimensional wife on his phone?

No wonder he suddenly called and scolded him this afternoon, and it turned out that the problem appeared here.

Bai Yueling walked into the bathroom with the clothes she had collected from the balcony, and the moment she closed the door, she snorted softly, I'll wash the clothes myself in a while.

Jiang Qiao pouted, suddenly remembering that there are many 2D pictures in the album of his spare phone.

All kinds of enchanting poses, some wearing clothes, some wearing clothes, if she accidentally clicks in at any time, she must not be broken on the spot and go crazy?

Mom, if he directly released his inner demon, wouldn't he become a sinner through the ages?

He glanced at the bathroom door eagerly. She seemed to have brought the phone in. Now how to take it back from her is a problem.

The sound of running water came from the bathroom, and Jiang Qiao was hesitating outside the door.

White girl?

Ms. Bai?

Miss Bai?

White Fairy?

Bai Yueling looked at the bathroom door vigilantly, for fear that the lecherous guy would suddenly open the door and rush in. He liked a picture so much that he couldn't put it down. No matter how you think, there is a problem.

What do you want to do? she asked cautiously.

Uh, the mobile phone is an electronic product. It must not touch water, otherwise it will cause damage to the circuit. Why don't you take it out and I will keep it for you?

Bai Yueling glanced at the phone on the shelf, and the water couldn't splash there at all.

Could it be that he was trying to lure himself to open the door, so that he could take this opportunity to break in?

Need not.

After thinking about it, she continued, You lascivious guy, you'd better keep me away from the bathroom door.