Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Bai Yueling looked at the house in front of her, surrounded by white walls, with several rows of shelves neatly placed inside, with a dazzling array of commodities on display.

Is this the home of this mortal?

a shop?

It looked a little different from the store she had imagined.

Jiang Qiao put away his umbrella and looked back at Bai Yueling, who was completely wet. The pale flesh was faintly visible, but he didn't dare to look at it.

After hesitating for a while, he said, The weather is so cold now, do you want to go upstairs to take a bath first?

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment. Although the experience of being in the rain was good, the wet feeling was indeed a little uncomfortable.

If it was before, she only needs to run the spiritual power in her body, and she can instantly dry the moisture of the clothes, without dust and dirt, without any intrusion. Embarrassed.

Okay. She nodded indifferently.

Jiang Qiao led her upstairs, took her to the bathroom, pressed the switch on the wall, and the light inside turned on.

Bai Yueling raised her head and stared at the lamp above her head. There was no flame, and it was not driven by a spirit stone, but it was able to emit a dazzling light. The world was different from what she had learned, and it was full of weirdness.

Beauty, you wash first, as for the clothes, you wait first.

Jiang Qiao ran downstairs, took off the Hanfu from several dummies, and went back upstairs again, seeing her still standing at the door of the bathroom.

Bai Yueling stared at the clothes in his arms, Jiang Qiao breathed for a while, and explained: Don't get me wrong, I don't have a hobby for women's clothing. This is usually rented to girls who like to pose for cosplay, to make money, anyway. I have washed these clothes and they are clean.

She tapped her head lightly, and when mortals do business, they can always have fun.

Jiang Qiao put his clothes aside and consciously returned to the living room.

He sat down on the sofa, glanced back at the lit bathroom, and pulled out his backup phone, ready to call the police.

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The moment the call was broadcast, Jiang Qiao quickly pressed the hang up button.

Although this beautiful woman is suspected of being a fraudster, she has not yet committed any substantive fraudulent behavior. Even if the police come to the door, as long as she denies it, the alarm will be useless, and she will even startle the snake. In that case, the Outstanding Citizen Award is fly.

It seems that she has to continue to wait. When she shows her guilt, she secretly records the evidence of the crime. At that time, she will call the police and someone will steal the stolen goods, and she will not be able to run away.

Jiang Qiao made a small calculation in his heart, lit a cigarette for himself, and suddenly saw Bai Yueling walking over wetly.

There is no water, how...

The room was filled with a choking smell, she just took a slight sip, and she felt a little uncomfortable. She calmed herself and observed that the lungs, which are the source of qi, were already covered with a layer of undetectable filth.

And that man is holding a slowly lit incense in his hand, spreading poisonous smoke continuously, if it goes on like this...

Bai Yueling is almost certain that although this cigarette poison is not fatal, it is detrimental to the foundation of ordinary monks, and even worse!

This guy actually dared to use his goodwill towards him to murder an Immortal Emperor! ?

Didn't I give you a change of clothes? How did you...

Jiang Qiao was still a little puzzled, when he saw her come over with a cold look on her face, put her two fingers together, and directly took away the just-lit Huazi with a thunderous momentum, and threw it on the ground and trampled it.

Before he could realize what was going on, he was pulled off the sofa by a huge force, and one foot stepped on his chest.

I have repeatedly offended this seat, do you really dare not kill you? Come on! Who is behind you?

Bai Yueling let out a low sigh, Jiang Qiao couldn't help shivering when she saw her current appearance. When she wanted to kill someone, her eyes couldn't be hidden.

Wait, beauty, did you misunderstand something? He cried out impatiently, if he didn't explain clearly, he was afraid he would die on the spot.

Having said that, he didn't just give her clothes and didn't peek at her taking a bath. Could this be considered offensive?

Misunderstanding? Bai Yueling sneered, While this seat is not paying attention, secretly lit poisonous incense and murdered this seat's Daoji. Could this be a misunderstanding?

Poisonous incense? Dougie?

Neuropathy!

Jiang Qiao turned to look at Hua Zi, who had just been snatched by her and thrown on the ground before she could even take a sip.

For a while, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Isn't it just a cigarette, as for such a big reaction? Threatening to kill him!

If I had known this earlier, I shouldn't have brought this bad woman home just now, and I really had bad intentions for myself!

Bai...Miss Bai, a misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, I don't want to smoke.

Don't you think it's too late to say these words now? Tell me, who instructed you to do this? Bai Yueling didn't believe that a mortal dared to murder an immortal emperor like this. There must be power behind him!

Jiang Qiao was stunned, instructing?

Isn't he a smoker, can't keep his mouth shut? How to instruct?

Speaking of which, since he saw this woman, he has always felt that something is wrong. Judging from her current reaction, it seems that he has never even seen a cigarette.

Could it be that she really doesn't know the Immortal Emperor who came from that world? rather than a scammer?

Don't say yes, when this seat draws out your soul light, you will find out at a glance!

Bai Yueling pointed indifferently, and the sage white jade pointed at Jiang Qiao's eyebrows. He blinked, his head seemed to have no discomfort except for a dull pain.

Well, the action is handsome and imposing, but it's useless.

What about magic tricks?

I already believed it by seven or eight points, but now it looks more and more like a fake. Anyway, all the pots can be thrown to the loss of mana.

Huh? Are you okay?

A little headache.

Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment: Under normal circumstances, should I hold my head and look like I want to die? Then I give all my belongings and ask the fairy to spare my life?

Come, come, the usual operation of scammers is coming!

Bai Yueling ignored him and looked at his fingers with a solemn expression. He didn't expect that this world would suppress him so severely that he couldn't even use the most basic Taoism.

Under normal circumstances, your soul has been imprisoned by this seat, and your body has become a living dead person. Life and death are only in the mind of this seat, and all secrets have no escape.

Jiang Qiao sneered in his heart, and he said the truth one by one. If he hadn't read enough novels, he would have almost believed it.

Since Taoism is useless to you, then kill it. Even if you don't say anything, this seat can roughly guess which forces are. When this seat is restored to the cultivation base of the Immortal Emperor, all restricted areas will be wiped clean in one breath.

Jiang Qiao looked at her indifferent expression, and his heart suddenly panicked. Now it is a harmonious society, and he always talks about fighting and killing. Is this a normal person?

I saw Bai Yueling stretch out a hand, and the fruit knife placed on the table flew by itself, laying across his neck.

With a virtual imperial object?

Feeling the ice-cold blade, Jiang Qiao's eyes suddenly widened, is this motherfucker really an immortal? !

Fairy, wait a minute, have something to say!

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(Yu Yan, handsome guys always vote intuitively, are you right?)