Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

When Xiao Yu'er was one year old, he was already able to run around chasing cats all over the yard, and children of the same age were probably still toddlers at this time.

It is a fact that my daughter is growing fast. Even if Xiao Yuer is sent to kindergarten at this time, no one will believe that she is just a one-year-old baby.

In fact, Jiang Qiao also suggested it, but Mr. Jiang directly rejected it and scolded him. The child was only allowed to go to school when he was only one year old. Is there something wrong with him as a father? Xiao Yuer is so cute, what if he is bullied by other children?

Jiang Qiao watched Xiao Yu'er climb up the big tree in front of his house one by one. He was no stranger to such a dangerous thing in the eyes of other parents.

What a joke, his daughter will be bullied by others?

You can only bully others, right? The kind that can make someone cry with a single punch.

Enrolling in school early is precisely to protect other people's children.

Papa, papa, fly...fly high~

Little Yu'er climbed to the top of the tree at some point, stood unsteadily on the branch and was about to jump down.

This startled Jiang Qiao, not to mention whether there would be any accidents, it looked quite dangerous.

He hurried over to stand under the tree, Xiao Yu'er giggled, opened his arms and kicked his feet, and landed perfectly in Jiang Qiao's arms.

If old man Jiang saw this, he would probably be scolded bloody.

Baba, hold it high, Xiao Yuer still wants to play and hold it high. She danced and acted coquettishly, her voice was still obviously immature and milky.

Jiang Qiao had no choice but to put Xiao Yu'er around his neck again.

I thought that the fairy fetus would be mature and sensible early, and I could be a leisurely father, but I didn't expect to be so skinny, picking those dangerous things to do, and I don't know where I went if I didn't watch for a while.

This is still the premise that the fairy planted a seal on Xiao Yu'er, otherwise, this small courtyard would have been bullied by her long ago.

Little Yu'er, how many times have I told you that you can't do dangerous things like climbing trees. The grandson monkey jumped out of the rock. You were born by my mother and me. You are different.

Wow wow wow.

Also, Fulu Shouxi's cat hair can't be plucked without any problems. There are not many hairs left. Let's see what it looks like after being plucked.

Wow wow wow.

Jiang Qiao sighed and looked at Xiao Yu'er's tender face. As a father, he couldn't get angry at all. As long as his daughter wasn't injured, he would pamper his daughter if he could. How could he spank her ass?

After playing with her daughter in the yard for a while, Bai Xianzi went out to go shopping with her little sisters and came back. She went empty-handed and came back with a lot of children's supplies.

Ma Ma, Ma Ma.

Xiao Yu'er jumped off Jiang Qiao's shoulder all of a sudden, his soft calf couldn't stand still, he knelt on the ground with a snap, then stood up, patted his knees, and ran towards his mother bouncing around.

She stopped suddenly, and took a timid look. Today, she seemed to be the witch mother. Every time, the witch mother hugged her and kissed her for a long time, her face was covered with saliva.

Xiao Yu'er, mom is back, come here and kiss.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

That won't work. Mom hasn't seen you for several hours. Is Xiao Yu'er good at home? Bai Yueling handed the shopping bag to Jiang Qiao, knelt down and hugged Xiao Yu'er in her arms. He opened his mouth and gnawed on his daughter's face.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes: You're so obedient, so obedient as to climb a tree and jump down.

Bai Yueling turned her head and glanced at the Jue tree at the door, it was okay, it was only over six meters high.

Little Yu'er, you have to listen to your father at home, don't climb so high next time, your father is worried, did you see the tree next to it? It's not that high. She pampered her head.

Wow wow wow! Xiao Yu'er nodded excitedly.

Jiang Qiao: ...

I really can't take this daughter with me. My wife dotes on me more than him. Even if she is not very tall, she is about three meters tall. Is this how all cultivators grow up? As a native of the earth, he has never seen it before.

Sanggong, you take Xiao Yu'er to play, and I'll make a meal.

Little fish like potato pancakes!

Okay~ Mom makes potato pancakes for Xiao Yuer.

The fairy smiled slightly, and tied up her hair with a hair rope. Not long after, the smell of food wafted from the kitchen.

Xiao Yu'er, let's go, Dad will take you to watch TV.

Sun Houji, Xiao Yuer wants to see Sun Houji!

The little guy sang in a childish voice: How many monsters live in the piano, how many monsters live in the mailbox...

...

After dinner, the family of three enjoyed the cool in the yard and looked at the stars. Fu Lu Shou Xi was like two guards, one on the left and one on the right next to Xiao Yu'er.

For this very cute human cub, the two cats can be said to have watched her grow up, that is, when they play with cats and cats, they are careless and like to pick their fur.

Bai Yueling held Xiao Yu'er in her arms, enjoying this comfortable leisure time.

Jiang Qiao habitually glanced at the next door. The light in that small building hadn't been turned on for a long time. After all, this kind of semi-reclusive life was only suitable for them.

How did you go out today? Jiang Qiao asked.

It's still the same, shopping, shopping, and communicating with children.

He thought about it seriously, this is indeed what married women in this era like to do most, and Xiao Yu'er hasn't gone to school yet, otherwise he would have become someone else's child in the minds of Wei Chuxia and Liu Sisi.

Little Yu'er, how about Daddy teaching you to read poems? Sing goose, goose, goose, goose, song Xiang Xiangtian, Baimao...

If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures.

Xiao Yu'er covered her ears and shook her head vigorously: Xiao Yu'er hates reading, and Xiao Yu'er wants to listen to Ma Ma's stories. What happened to the Brain Axe that was taller than Shan Hong last time?

Finally... Bai Yueling glanced at Jiang Qiao with a smile, Finally, a fairy with a sword defeated the big tiger with one sword and turned it into a little fish's mount!

Wow wow wow!

Xiao Yu'er clenched her fists and looked excited when she heard it. She struggled to jump off her mother's arms, and sat down on Fu Lu's body.

Brain Axe, drive!

Jiang Qiao and Bai Yueling looked at each other and smiled. It would be great if Xiao Yu'er could continue to be cheerful and lively like this, but Fu Lu Shou Xi suffered.

night.

The young couple who haven't had sex for a long time, suddenly made a certain decision with a tacit understanding.

Little Yu'er, you have grown up, you have to learn to sleep by yourself.

Hey! Xiao Yu'er is afraid of the dark, Xiao Yu'er wants to sleep with Papa Mama!

No! Jiang Qiao denied it without even thinking about it, Mom belongs to Dad, and Mom wants to sleep with Dad. Xiao Yu'er is obedient. You see, Monkey Sun sleeps alone.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, papa must want to press mama down again and spank mama's buttocks.

The two adults were stunned, they looked at each other, blushed and turned their heads subconsciously, what the hell was this little guy talking about!

Bai Yueling pinched Jiang Qiao's arm hard, and gave him a hard look, anyway, you should settle this matter yourself!

Hey, Xiao Yu'er, Dad didn't hit Mom, you read it wrong.

Jiang Xiaoyu pouted and yelled: Papa is lying, Xiao Yuer has seen it, and Papa is still covering her numb mouth to prevent her from crying!

Jiang Qiao held his forehead, and although he spoke childishly, what did he say? No matter how young he was, he was full of bad intentions.

Xiao Yu'er is obedient, mom won't sleep with dad anymore, mom will sleep with Xiao Yu'er. Bai Yueling picked up Xiao Yu'er and kissed her.

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded. Tonight was supposed to be the couple's sexual life, but the wife didn't get it, and the daughter ran away with her.

He licked his face and said, Papa likes Xiao Yu'er, and Papa also wants to sleep with Xiao Yu'er.

Hey! Baba is my grandson monkey, and my grandson wants to sleep with me!

Bai Yueling hugged Xiao Yu'er and said angrily, Go to sleep by yourself, Sun Houzi.

Jiang Qiao's face darkened, and he deliberately tied his beard with Xiao Yu'er and ran to the guest room by himself.

Ma Ma, Xiao Yu'er still wants to listen to you, that dragon in the North Sea, the evil dragon roars, ouch~

That dragon is so powerful, it occupied the North Sea and made waves until an immortal...

Xiao Yu'er fell asleep listening to the story, imagining that he was the fairy that Ma Ma talked about, slaying demons and demons all the way in Ziwei Star, and doing justice for the sky.

...

Before he knew it, Xiao Yu'er was three years old.

Wearing two small braids, she is several circles bigger than before, and her delicate features look like fairies, so cute and lovable.

Mr. Jiang and Mrs. Xia ran up the mountain when they had nothing to do. Their granddaughter was cute, sensible and obedient, and they liked it very much. Except for that little bastard Jiang Qiao who was a little unreliable, everything was fine.

No, the old couple bought a bunch of toys over here, all of them are monsters, Ultraman, etc., and there is also a brain ax that can be ridden on it. Ever since Fu Lu Shouxi saw her and ran away, the brain ax It became Xiao Yuer's new mount.

No way, who doesn't like the beautiful doll Xiaoyu'er.

Grandpa, grandpa, grandma, grandma~ Jiang Xiaoyu ran over bouncingly.

Little Yu'er, be good~ Come and give me a hug from Grandpa.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's right, come and hug grandma, grandma likes Xiao Yu'er the most.

Wow wow wow!

Jiang Tiancheng watched Xia Qinghe take Xiao Yu'er to play in the yard, lost in thought alone, he touched his chin, didn't he just shaved his beard yesterday, why did it grow back.

Jiang Qiao had been staring outside worriedly, fearing that Xiao Yu'er would suddenly perform a monkey climbing a tree and a fairy flying out of the sky for Mrs. Xia, and he would probably be scolded badly at that time.

So every time the old couple went up the mountain, Jiang Qiao would give them thousands of instructions not to mess around and to be honest. Fortunately, Xiao Yu'er was very obedient in this regard.

Does Xiaoyu'er have to go to kindergarten?

Well, next month.

The father and son still sat on the threshold as before, watching Mrs. Xia play with Xiao Yu'er, one playing the monster, and the other holding a plastic sword, playing the role of a fairy who wards off demons and protects Taoism.

Has the kindergarten been contacted?

Well, we've made contact. It's the kindergarten that Wu Youcai taught his children. I heard from him that everything is pretty good.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help sighing. The most suitable time for his peers to study has already passed. Now Xiao Yu'er only needs to punch lightly, and even a six or seven-year-old child will cry.

Hope no one messed with her.

The mountain is still too far away for you. It's not convenient for Xiaoyuer to go to school. Why don't you move back to the city? If you don't want to live with me and your mother, there is another house. The contract for renting out is this year. I didn’t renew the contract, and I can move in after finding a housekeeping company to clean it.”

Jiang Qiao thought about it seriously, and decided to forget it.

The three of them are used to living in the mountains. The only disadvantage is that it is not convenient for Xiao Yuer to go to school, but he decided to buy a car for transportation. Although Yujian flies fast, it can't show his holiness in front of others.

Seeing his refusal, Mr. Jiang sighed softly, took out a car key from his bag and handed it to him.

This is for you. Your mother has been urging you for a long time. Although I know that you and Yueling are not short of money and don't care about these things, you still have to have what you should have. At least, it will be convenient for you to go wherever you want in the future. You don't have to buy it every time. They are all standing on the side of the road waiting for the car.

Jiang Qiao was stunned: What about you? You give me the car, what are you driving?

Why do you drive a car when you are too old? Now I have nothing to do, walk more, it's good, and I'm in good health.

Looking at Mr. Jiang's half-white hair, Jiang Qiao nodded without saying anything, took the car keys and put them away.

I just thought in my heart, the driver's license he took when he was in college seems to have expired, right? I have almost forgotten some essentials about driving, and I have to find a driving school to learn for a day or two when I find time.

...

The day before school.

Jiang Qiao patiently told Xiao Yu'er that he must not cause trouble in the kindergarten, especially not to hit anyone, including teachers and classmates. Of course, if he was bullied, that would be a different matter.

Papa, Xiao Yuer hates going to school! Jiang Xiaoyu pouted, his face full of displeasure.

That won't work. Children have to go to school. If they don't go to school, they will be treated as monsters.

Xiao Yu'er is not a child, those who cry all day are children! Even if Xiao Yu'er doesn't go to school, he can recite three hundred Tang poems.

But there are not only three hundred Tang poems in school.

And Senmo?

Well……

Jiang Qiao got stuck, thinking that he should say something to make the little fish interested.

Good boy, Mom and Dad have more important things to do, such as... He just caught sight of the plastic sword on the table, picked it up and played two swords.

For example, slay demons and demons, save the world! He said seriously.

Ah~~ Wow wow wow! Xiao Yu'er showed excited eyes.

Xiao Yu'er knows, Xiao Yu'er is going to school, Mom and Dad are going to fight monsters, and after fighting monsters, they will pick up Xiao Yu'er from school.

Yes, Xiao Yu'er is very smart.

Jiang Dahuyou Qiao showed admiring eyes.

That night, Xiao Yu'er slept alone for the first time, and the fairy entangled her. Finally, the couple had a chance and tossed and tossed the whole night shamelessly.

The more important thing is to slay demons and demons? The fairy put her arms around his neck, half-closed her eyes and exhaled like blue.

Well, it was you, the demon girl who only sucked yang energy, who was beheaded. He panted heavily.

Hmm~