Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Ever since it was confirmed that Fairy was pregnant, Jiang Qiao seldom went down the mountain. Even if White Coat and Wu Youcai occasionally called him out for a get-together, he always found excuses to shirk.

Seeing Fairy's belly getting bigger day by day, although she still didn't show any other symptoms, Jiang Qiao's heart was already in the air.

It's like opening a blind box. You don't know the exact due date, you don't know the gender, and even the two of you don't even have any experience in giving birth.

Why don't we go to the hospital to give birth? Jiang Qiao hesitated.

He searched casually on the Internet and found a lot of incidents of [wife was in labor, husband taught himself to deliver the baby, almost killed two people].

Then...he panicked.

Professional things have to be done by professional people. If there is no accident, it is good luck. If something happens, it will be a big event, and it will kill people.

Fairy Bai was also a little dazed, she thought that when she was about to give birth, she would just lie on the bed with her legs apart, and with a little more effort, the baby would be delivered smoothly.

So... is the risk so great?

After a moment of silence, she said: Is there a possibility that with my constitution, there will be no dystocia at all?

...What if?

Jiang Qiao was still worried. His poor place had no conditions, and childbirth was the most contagious thing. Even though the fairy was immune to all diseases, he was still afraid.

It's nothing in case.

After such a while, she completely calmed down, she was simply frightened by the news just now.

You must know that immortal cultivators are not ordinary people with strong physiques, and immortal fetuses are not mortal fetuses, so various problems will arise.

Most importantly, she doesn't want to present her body in front of strangers.

All right.

Jiang Qiao gently pressed Fairy Bai's lower abdomen. As the past few months passed, the fetal movement became more and more obvious, and the invisible blood connection also deepened obviously.

Fairy fetus?

hey-hey……

His child turned out to be a fairy fetus.

Jiang Qiao kissed Fairy Bai lightly on the belly: Yue Ling, you say I call our child like this every day, can he hear it in my stomach?

She hesitated for a moment, then nodded: Should it be possible? In Ziwei Star, many favored children are precocious, even awakened in the womb. Some people seem to be born after being pregnant for several years, but in fact, They have already started to practice, which is why they can improve so fast after birth.

Jiang Qiao was startled. It turned out that the novel wasn't a lie, and there really was such an operation.

It's weird to think that my child will start cultivating in his mother's womb not long after he looks like a human.

It seems that in the future, Little Butter will not be able to play in front of fairies. What if he hears something bad and starts learning bad things from an early age?

He suddenly stood up and walked to the study.

where did you go?

I'll find a few books that can cultivate my sentiments, and read them in front of him every day. Prenatal education, of course, I have to start when I'm pregnant, step by step, and step by step, and I will skip a grade every so often when I go to school. It's exciting to think about it. Jiang Qiao I take it for granted.

Ordinary people are doing prenatal education, and his child is a fairy fetus, which cannot be justified without prenatal education.

Fairy Bai: ...

Her husband seems like an idiot.

After the sarcasm was over, she turned her head and began to explain the profound meaning of the Heart Sutra she had practiced to the child in her belly.

She suddenly felt that this unborn child of hers seemed to be very pitiful. She usually just listened to her lectures. In the future, she would have to listen to his father reading books, listening to songs, and watching movies. His business was busier than that of an adult.

Well……

Children can't watch movies indiscriminately.

...

After Wu Youcai's family of four moved back to the city, Wu Sujin would occasionally go to the mountain to see those two reclusive guys. After all, they were people he liked once. Although he had let go of it long ago, sometimes he would still think of that bitterness. .

When seeing Fairy Bai again, Wu Sujin was surprised to find that she was pregnant with such a big belly.

Sister Yueling, why didn't you tell us that you have a baby? Wu Sujin looked down at Bai Yueling's swollen belly, wondering if it was her illusion, she always felt that Fairy Bai's pregnant appearance was very different from her sister-in-law.

Because there is nothing to talk about. She smiled, and with a big belly, she took out two small dried fish and threw them to Fu Lu Shouxi, and a bunch of old cats ran over to eat them.

Why is there nothing to say, this is a happy event, a great happy event!

Wu Sujin was a little excited. The two had been married for several years and had no children, and her brother's eldest son was almost in the second grade of elementary school. It was really not easy for the two of them to conceive at this age.

What she didn't understand the most was that the old man didn't want to publicize it everywhere, but actually hid and gave birth secretly?

Well, it is indeed a happy event.

Fairy Bai rubbed her belly, remembering that she told Jiang Qiao that she might be pregnant with a baby. That guy was so happy for several days that he almost sent a Moments post to announce it to the world.

When is the due date? Wu Sujin asked.

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, feeling a little troubled for a while, after all, she didn't know.

Some time ago, the child would turn around in her stomach and kick her twice, but now it seems to have completely stabilized, and it has been in this state for a while, who knows if it will be like Nezha, who has been pregnant for several times? Year.

Soon, she said.

I think it's coming soon. When my sister-in-law had such a big belly, she gave birth to a baby not long after she was born, twice.

Wu Sujin stretched out her hand: Sister Yueling, can I touch it?

Touch it. She smiled slightly.

She put her hand on Fairy Bai's belly, and felt it carefully through the clothes. The belly was hard, and she could feel the rhythm like a pulse.

After touching her, she took it away tactfully and asked, Is it a boy or a girl?

have no idea.

Didn't the doctor say that?

Well, don't tell me.

Then ask Brother Bai Yu, he must have a way to find out. Wu Sujin continued to suggest.

It doesn't matter. Fairy Bai smiled. It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl. Neither of us has any prejudice against the gender of the child.

In fact, she didn't dare to go to the hospital for an examination at all, and even she couldn't see through the innate chaotic fog by looking inside herself, so she naturally didn't think that modern science could detect it.

What about you? How's work going?

Still the same.

Where's your boyfriend?

I might have to spend the rest of my life with myself. Wu Sujin shrugged.

No one else is chasing you?

Yes, there are many, but they all look down on them, especially after knowing that I am the eldest lady of the Wu family, each one is more attentive than the other, which makes me sick.

Fairy Bai sighed. She didn't know how to persuade her for a while. She didn't believe in love until she met Jiang Qiao.

Go out and walk more, what if you find the right one?

I think so too, so I plan to leave my job after a while and go on a trip. If I can't find it, there's nothing I can do. I don't like to settle down, so it's good to be single like this.

Wu Sujin looked at Fairy's belly, and suddenly felt a little envious, even more envious than envious of her brother and daughter. The two of them seem to have never heard of a quarrel, have they?

I wish to win the heart of one person, and the white head will not be separated.

Simple to say, really hard to do.

Sister Yueling, remember to tell us when you give birth, don't give birth secretly. She suddenly made a grimace.

Well... try your best.

As much as possible?

I mean, try to inform as much as possible when the time comes. Fairy Bai rubbed her stomach with a helpless expression. She had no idea when the child would be born.

It doesn't matter to others, anyway, don't forget me.

The fairy nodded in agreement.

...

After staying on the mountain for a day, Wu Sujin went back to the city again. Jiangqiao's children also learned about the fairy's pregnancy from Wu Sujin, and occasionally came up to teach him about his father's experience, and get together by the way .

It's just that the three of them tacitly kept silent on the matter of baby kissing. Even if Jiang Qiao gave birth to a daughter, their sons were both eight or nine years old, and they couldn't play together at all. Brothers and sisters are enough.

Before I knew it, another two months passed.

Fairy's stomach hasn't changed for a long time. If it's an ordinary person, it's probably in the expected date of delivery by now, and she runs to the hospital every now and then.

But Fairy Bai is still the same as usual, except that she looks a little bluffing with her big belly.

To say that there has been a change is that she has become a little lethargic recently, and she frequently makes mistakes in her superb celestial arts.

For example, when hitting Jiangqiao, he couldn't control the strength in his hands. Occasionally, he would lose control and fall to pieces when he used Yujian's technique to move a flowerpot.

The fairy said that it was due to the lack of spiritual power on the earth, and the child had no choice but to absorb the spiritual power from her body as a supplement, so these symptoms appeared.

However, Jiang Qiao was suffocated by this. For almost a year, he could only sleep with his fairy wife in his arms, but he couldn't do anything.

Although he had been a monk for several years before, there was still a golden hoop restraining him at that time. Now that he has been a couple with Fairy Bai for so long, it is really uncomfortable to see whether he can eat or not.

Even the usually provocative Xin Yue Ling didn't give him face during this time.

The two didn't go home for a long time, and one day the old couple drove by themselves.

Jiang Tiancheng was about to scold Jiang Qiao with an angry face, and asked him if he planned to forget his parents because he had a small family? Three-year-olds know that they often go home and have a look. You are so old and you don’t understand?

As a result, when he saw his daughter-in-law's belly was a ball, he was stunned for a moment, and the curse words that had been prepared for a long time were stuck in his throat.

Xia Qinghe slapped him in dislike and drove him away, then stared at Fairy Bai's stomach for a long time, to confirm that she was really pregnant, instead of just stuffing a pillow in her stomach to dismiss them.

Look at you, you don't know how to tell the family about such a big thing as Yue Ling's pregnancy? If we don't come, are you planning to secretly give birth to the child before telling us?

Xia Qinghe scolded her son severely, and she was furious. Back when the two got married, they also kept the two old fellows a secret for a long time, and now they have a child, is he pretending to be shit?

Isn't this a surprise for you? Jiang Qiao said weakly.

Is this a surprise? It's almost shocking.

Mom, don't worry about it, Yueling and I have been doing prenatal education, you will scare our grandchildren.

Oh oh oh.

The old lady hastily covered her mouth with her hands. She is an intellectual, and she still agrees with the concept of prenatal education. According to research, babies who have received prenatal education are more sensitive to music, will develop healthier bodies, and have more innocent and lively personalities. .

Fairy Bai at the side rolled her eyes, afraid of being scolded, she used the child as a shield. Why didn't she feel that the baby was under too much pressure when reading and listening to music every day?

A grandson?

I don't know, the doctor didn't say anything. Jiang Qiao shook his head.

Oh, I really can't say it, but whatever happens is good. The old lady was so happy that she thought that she might not be able to hold her grandchildren in this life, but she didn't expect these two people to save her such a big baby. surprise.

Yue Ling, the child is almost full-term, right? Xia Qinghe glanced at it when nothing happened, and couldn't hide the joy in her eyes.

Well, it's coming soon. Fairy Bai hesitated and nodded.

Pre-production period is when?

Soon. Continued vaguely.

oh.

Did that boy accommodate you? If you dare to feel troublesome, or treat you badly, just tell me, and your father and I will vent your anger for you.

No, no, Cai...he is busy inside and outside the house, so I'm afraid I'll get tired.

That's about the same.

Seeing that her daughter-in-law is in good physical and mental condition, the old lady was very satisfied. She went to other rooms to look around and found that the house was well prepared, with everything for baby care, and there was even a book on the table. Postpartum Nursing for Pregnant Women, I saw that Jiang Qiao kept flipping through it.

During this time, the old couple ran up the mountain every now and then, and Jiang Qiao suddenly became anxious.

After all, in the eyes of the old couple, the due date is estimated to be only a few days, but Jiang Qiao and Fairy Bai know very well that the baby has been in this state for a long time. If it can be born, it will be born early, so why wait until now?

Mom, don't come here every day, you don't feel tired, otherwise I have to take care of Yueling and you every day. The originally good rhythm of life will suddenly become chaotic. If it is chaotic, it may be harmful to the children. not good.

When Jiang Qiao said this, the old lady really didn't want to come, but she specifically emphasized that they must be notified when the baby is born, and that if Yueling feels uncomfortable, she will go to the hospital immediately.

What to do? What to do?

Jiang Qiao scratched his head and became more and more worried every day. If the fairy continued to be pregnant like this, even a fool could see the problem, and maybe the old couple would force him to go to the hospital for an examination.

Baby, if you are good for me and your mother, don't sleep in late, come out earlier. He said against his belly.

As soon as the words were finished, Fairy Bai suddenly clutched her stomach with a strange expression.

Food dog, I... I seem to be giving birth.