Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

The National Day holiday is over, and the weather is slowly getting cooler. The leaves of trees, large and small, in the scenic area gradually turn from green to yellow.

Jiang Qiao leaned on the railing and looked into the distance, when a female voice suddenly came from downstairs.

Hey hey, Taishang Xianzun, is my Yueling Fairy here?

He looked at the female fan and said with a smile: The evil devil is here to seduce my apprentice again.

The fans suddenly burst into laughter.

Fairy Bai glanced out, her face full of helplessness, this guy was talking nonsense again.

Are you going to say hello to the fans? he asked over his shoulder.

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, went back to the house and took a few lucky knots to the balcony, talked to her dear fans for a while, and then threw the lucky knots down.

Don't forget, sincerity makes spirit~

Not long after, several pictures of holding lucky knots were posted in a wild fan group. There were also some pictures of Fairy Bai standing on the balcony in a plain white dress with a gentle smile, as beautiful as a fairy. fairy.

Alright, I also got the lucky knot made by Fairy Yueling herself!

Wow, it looks so good!

Envy, how did I get it, I want it too.

Travel to Fairy Girl Peak. If you are lucky enough to meet Fairy Yueling, you will be blessed by her. One thing to say, Fairy Yueling is the most perfect woman I have ever seen.

...

Jiang Qiao showed the chat records to Fairy Bai. I don't know who created the fan group. Anyway, he lurks in the group as a wild fan, and occasionally checks what the fans are talking about. He doesn't care about doing things in the name of Fairy Yueling.

You see everyone likes your gift.

Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment: How about I knit more in the future, and next time you update the video, I will randomly send it out as a gift.

This can be.

Jiang Qiao took a lucky knot from her hand and looked at it carefully for a long time, then clasped his hands together and bowed again and again with an extremely devout expression.

What are you doing? Fairy Bai asked.

Blessings, didn't you say that sincerity leads to success?

...Then what are you thinking?

Jiang Qiao looked at her with burning eyes: I wonder if my baby Yueling can kiss me now.

Don't think about it, you're dreaming, it's impossible. Fairy Bai refused without thinking.

It turns out that what the fairy said is a lie.

Don't you know? Praying for blessings is something you keep in your heart, and it won't work if you say it. Fairy Bai smiled like a flower.

...

Seeing his deflated appearance, the fairy was very happy.

Jiang Qiao turned his head to pet the cat, hurt in his heart, and suddenly felt warmth on his face, and before he recovered, the white dress slipped away lightly.

He touched his face with a gentle smile on his lips.

This duplicity woman.

...

Hi everyone, please prepare some money.

The accompanying picture is a photo of a marriage proposal by the sea.

——The setting sun entered the sea, sparkling, Wu Youcai knelt on the beach with one foot, holding a ring in both hands, Liu Sisi stood barefoot on the beach, covering her face with her hands, her eyes were full of being touched by the sudden surprise.

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment. No wonder this guy disappeared suddenly for several months. It turned out that he was traveling with Liu Sisi and made such a big commotion.

It's just, isn't this speed a little too fast? Although he changed girlfriends every now and then, he also said it was just for fun, but now it's clearly for real.

In the [Abnormal Human Research Center] group, Jiang Qiao immediately put him out.

Jiang Qiao: @沙盖胶病病血股者, what the fuck, are you serious? Could it be that you're being a little hasty?

He immediately sent a photo of the two of them walking by the beach with their fingers interlocked, with a diamond ring on their middle finger.

Wu Youcai: The marriage proposal was successful, are you envious, are you jealous?

Even if he hadn't seen him, Jiang Qiao would have guessed that he must be looking smug right now.

Jiang Qiao: I'm so envious, it's not like I don't have a wife.

Wu Youcai: Your name is girlfriend, and mine is fiancee, thank you.

Jiang Qiao: Zhuo!

This idiot is still as cheap as ever, and suddenly I really want to beat him up.

Wu Youcai: Hey, do you want to hit me? But you can't. I said, old man, can't you? You have been in love with my sister-in-law for so long, why haven't you married yet?

Jiang Qiao: ...

He turned his head to look at the white fairy who was still playing with flowers and plants outside the balcony, her quiet back was as beautiful as a painting.

After watching for more than ten seconds, Jiang Qiao chose to continue chatting with Wu Youcai.

Jiang Qiao: You know what. It's prudence. After all, marriage is a lifetime event. How can you be as casual as you are?

Wu Youcai: You can put it down, don't think I don't know, it must be that you haven't done your sister-in-law's ideological work well. If it were me, the children will be born today next year.

Jiang Qiao: Get rolling.

Being severely despised again, Jiang Qiao was so annoyed, this guy has no other skills, and he is a proficient at deceiving girls.

Jiang Qiao: Where are you now?

Wu Youcai: Didn't you see it? Sanya, Sisi likes to travel. In the past few months, I have traveled to many places with her, including the Swan Lake in Bayinbuluke, the starry sky in Namco, and the prairie in Inner Mongolia. Let's see it now. It’s the sea, when can I play all over the country, and then go abroad.”

Jiang Qiao suddenly felt a little envious, some money is really nice, he ate, drank and had fun all the way, and saw the most beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland at the best age, and when he was old, he would have no regrets in life.

Looking back, a long time ago, he wanted to take a casual trip with Fairy Bai, to accompany her to see all kinds of things in the world, but he temporarily gave up because of her sudden epiphany, maybe he can go around with her in the future world.

Jiang Qiao: When do you plan to come back?

Wu Youcai: Let's talk, soon.

Jiang Qiao thought that by the time the two came back, it would be time to get married.

Thinking about himself, he still hasn't figured out how to propose.

Jiang Qiao: By the way, how much did you pay for that ring?

Wu Youcai: It's cheap, not very expensive. I just bought a ring at a jewelry store on a whim, only 88888. I'm changing her for a better one when I get married. Why, do you want to propose to my sister-in-law?

Jiang Qiao: ... Big dog, do you have any misunderstandings about cheapness?

Bai Yu: ... Big dog, do you have any misunderstanding about cheapness?

Wu Youcai: White coat, I was thinking about you, Aite. I'm getting married, and the old man should be coming soon. Where's your girlfriend? Send a photo for everyone to see.

Bai Yu: The patient is here, you continue.

Wu Youcai: Zhuo, I don't want to talk anymore, I have booked a big rose bed tonight, and I have to make a baby with Sisi.

One by one, Jiang Qiao sent a series of ellipsis and suddenly fell into deep thought.

He got up and walked towards Fairy Bai, stood behind and hugged her waist, buried his face in her hair and rubbed gently.

What's wrong? Fairy Bai asked softly as if sensing something was wrong with him.

Yue Ling, do you still remember the day when we first met?

Is it October tenth?

On that rainy day, the scene when the two first met quickly replayed before her eyes, and a soft smile appeared on her face: Why are you asking this all of a sudden?

Is today the tenth? Jiang Qiao murmured softly, It's been a year.

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, so it was only a year, why did she feel as if a long time had passed.

It's hard for the guy to remember.

She turned around, and the eyes of the two met in the air, and they looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

It hadn't started to rain when the stall was closed that day. A young man came to my place to buy cigarettes, and asked me whether the Fairy Stone was really as magical as it was said in the legend.

What did you say? she asked curiously.

I said, if I were born a thousand years earlier, the fairy might be my girlfriend, and then I saw you on the edge of the cliff.

Jiang Qiao looked at the Fairy Stone not far away, and smiled softly: There is a feeling that God heard my heart and sent you from Ziwei Star to my side, so I have believed in fate since then.

At that time, I never thought that I would fall in love with a mortal. Fairy Bai pursed her lips, which could only show that this guy's face was too thick, and he really caught him.

At that time, I didn't think about it. But, you are too cold, and you always give me a shock, so I thought that one day I will be under the pressure and spank your ass.

Stinky rascal! Fairy Bai gave him a hard look.

You said it yourself, promising me a great opportunity, but what opportunity is greater than yourself? If you don't give it for a long time, I have no choice but to take it myself.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help being a little proud. He was another man who successfully chased the fairy after Yang Tianyou, Liu Yanchang, and Dong Yong.

Vegetable dog, I... Fairy Bai called him very gently, with tenderness in her eyes.

Jiang Qiao watched her approaching red lips, swallowed, and slowly moved closer.

Then……

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……

He suddenly trembled violently, silver electric currents strung around his body, and after a while he fell to the ground convulsing all over, his tongue drooping out of his mouth, and his white eyes kept rolling.

After a long time, he rubbed his numb cheeks and stood up from the ground, looking at the resentment on Fairy Bai's face, he agreed to kiss him, why did he suddenly shock him.

electricity?

wrong!

Your cultivation has recovered? He grasped the key point sensitively.

No. Fairy Bai denied it.

Then why did you call me?

Oh, it seems...it seems to have recovered a billion points. She nodded seriously, convinced.

This kind of nonsense is a lie as soon as you hear it. Is it a little bit or a billion bit, or a little bit in the eyes of a fairy is also a million bit in the eyes of a mortal. Can you tell the fuck?

Could you tell me in advance when you call me in the future? I'll be mentally prepared.

If you don't make me angry, I won't shock you.

Jiang Qiao was on the verge of crying. When he was not a couple, it was reasonable for him to be electrocuted for flirting with fairies, but now that he is an old married couple, why would he be electrocuted every now and then?

Hmm... No, you have read so many novels, you should know that there is a word called Leifa body training, right? Your little golden man has also entered the room now, so if there is nothing wrong, it will be of great benefit.

That's why you want to call me? He was shocked.

I don't want to shock you, how could I shock my boyfriend for nothing, right?

Fairy Bai smiled and kissed him on the lips, and the tingling current spread throughout his body. Jiang Qiao's eyes widened, and he fell straight on the ground.

The order is placed, this kiss... is actually electrified!

...

Doctor Bai, here, here. Seeing Bai Yu walk out of the hospital gate, Wei Chuxia hurriedly waved to him.

Bai Yuxun looked over and saw a girl in cute JK beside the flower bed.

Why are you here? He said in surprise, and then he breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't see any acquaintances after looking left and right.

Anyway, I have nothing to do. I went shopping in the afternoon when I was bored, but ended up wandering around and came to the hospital, hehehe... Wei Chuxia stuck out her tongue cutely.

Who would go shopping and go to the hospital? Bai Yu said helplessly.

No, no, at that time I suddenly felt palpitations and flustered, but I didn't expect to be fine again in the hospital.

Palpitations?

Bai Yu subconsciously raised his hand to touch her forehead. After feeling no fever, he wanted to hear her heartbeat, but suddenly realized that Wei Chuxia was a girl, and it seemed a little bad to do so.

Seeing his bewildered look, Wei Chuxia blushed slightly.

Have you gone for a checkup? Sudden palpitations and palpitations are not a trivial matter. It's best to have an electrocardiogram if necessary.

No...it's not that uncomfortable palpitation. Wei Chuxia turned her head and said, not daring to look into his eyes.

???

Bai Yu had a question mark on his face, was there a difference between being uncomfortable and not feeling palpitations?

Doctor Bai is very busy today.

Hmm... It's a little bit, but it's okay, it's usually the same as today. He was slightly surprised, How do you know?

Because I saw it secretly.

Looking at her blushing little face, Bai Yu's little heart skipped a beat.

The two walked out of the hospital slowly, Wei Chuxia looked down at her feet with a smile on her face.

Dr. Bai is still the same as he was in Shanghai at that time, taking his work very seriously.

I said before that I would treat you to dinner, but as the epidemic situation improved, I came back with everyone. Tell me, what do you want to eat?

Let's eat noodles. I like to eat noodles. I know there is a noodle restaurant. The owner has been working for decades and the taste is very good.

Bai Yu smiled: Okay.

The two walked around, and in a relatively remote alley, they found a noodle shop that looked old. The technology is very good.

A few minutes later, two bowls of hot egg noodles were brought to the table. After a busy day, Bai Yu happened to be a little hungry.

How have you been lately?

It's good, but after I came back from the Shanghai stock market, my family kept urging me to go on a blind date.

Slap.

The chopsticks fell to the ground, and Bai Yu hurriedly picked them up from the ground, with a slightly embarrassed expression on his face.

Then... are you satisfied?

Yes. Wei Chuxia looked at him with a smile.

That's okay, what did that person say?

That person is fine everywhere, but he is a little confused. Doctor Bai, what should I do in this situation?