Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

In summer, the days are long and the nights are short. After a meal, the sky is not completely dark.

The young couple sat at home for a while and then planned to go home. Xia Qinghe packed the extra fruits at home in plastic bags and carried them to Jiang Qiao.

Yueling, why don't you go back today? Play at home for two more days.

Fairy Bai said helplessly: Aunt Xia, the cat is still on the mountain waiting for us to go back and feed it.

Xia Qinghe murmured softly: Why don't we just bring the two cats back next time, we actually like pets quite a bit.

The young couple looked at each other and smiled, Jiang Tiancheng suddenly said: It's getting dark now, shall I drive you back?

No, Dad, let's go shopping around, just in time to digest food.

All right……

After bidding farewell to the old couple, Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi went downstairs, and the brainwashing music of square dancing kept ringing in the community.

Fairy Bai stood aside and watched curiously for a while. These big sisters and aunts were dancing with their waists and limbs quite interesting.

Want to try? Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

don't want.

Fairy Bai blushed a little, she was a majestic fairy dancing in public.

If you want to dance, you can dance yourself, and I can watch you dance.

Me? It's impossible in this life.

I don't believe it. You will definitely dance when you are old. You see, just like the little old man over there, how happy you are to dance. At that time, I will laugh at you severely.

Each era has its own way of pastime. Now that the country is peaceful and the people are singing and dancing, and the common people have ample food and clothing, that's why square dancing has quickly become popular all over the country.

Jiang Qiao smiled and continued: In a few decades, when I get old, there should be another major breakthrough in science and technology. Maybe the game room or something has already been invented. Wearing a helmet to play games, who is interested in dancing in the square.”

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, it seemed that what this guy said made some sense.

The two walked out of the community leisurely, and strolled on the street for a while, looking at the flashing neon lights everywhere. The girls on the street were wearing less cloth than one.

This point happened to be meal time, and I waited almost five minutes before a taxi was willing to go out of the city and up the mountain.

In a blink of an eye, the noisy and bustling night scene of the city was left behind. Bai Xianzi rolled down the car window, and the fairy peak in the distance was already in sight. In the evening wind pouring in from the window, the undulating sound of frogs and cicadas could occasionally be heard.

Jiang Qiao's cell phone vibrated suddenly, Fairy Bai turned to look at him, Whose message?

He glanced at the screen and said, It's Mr. Qian.

Wu Youcai sent a crying emoji: Old man, Sisi is not afraid of ghosts at all!

Jiang Qiao: ...

Wu Youcai: Did you know? At first, a chainsaw killer came to chase us, and then Sisi snatched the chainsaw away, and then she pulled the chainsaw and chased a group of ghosts. I didn't think Got it, a girl who doesn't even dare to ride a roller coaster is so courageous?

Jiang Qiao: ...

He didn't know what to say for a while, it sounded outrageous anyway.

Jiang Qiao: So, instead of protecting her, you were protected by her?

Wu Youcai: Hey, it's okay. Sisi said later that she wanted to come to the haunted house for a long time, but there was no one to accompany her. I got her first time. Proud.jpg

first……

Jiang Qiao: ...Mr. Qian, keep up the good work, let's do it!

After reading the chat records, Fairy Bai had a strange expression: Did you ask him to take Sisi to the haunted house?

Jiang Qiao scratched his head: Yes, although the process was a bit tortuous, the result seems to be okay.

Hmph, before we went to the haunted house, you actually dared to lie to me by pretending to be dead.

Thinking of being deceived by him and almost believing it, Fairy Bai angrily pinched the soft flesh around his waist, so he has no cultivation now, otherwise he would definitely give him a good shock.

Hey, there's nothing I can do at that time. I like you so much, so I have to make a bad move.

You have discussed with those NPCs, they are in the same group!

Jiang Qiao was slightly surprised: How do you know?

After we came out, the little conductor told you the code. Fairy Bai said angrily, It's true what was said on TV. There are so many scenes of heroes saving the beauty in the world. Most of them are arranged in advance. .”

I don't care, anyway, I have embraced the beauty now.

Not long after, the taxi stopped at the foot of Xiannv Peak. At this time, there were not many tourists in the scenic spot. The two held hands and walked back to the Taoist home slowly, only to find that there was another puddle of blood on the floor.

Fu Lu Shou Xi didn't meow too hungry, and it looked like another unlucky mouse was murdered.

After cleaning up with the mop, Fairy Bai turned on the computer to play games as usual, while Jiang Qiao continued to organize the materials accumulated during this period.

The number of fans of Yue Ling is not a fairy is still rising steadily, and the most popular one is the sequel of the sadomasochism of the master and apprentice of Xiuxian.

In fact, a lot of shots were shot last time, but due to frequent reasons, only half of them were released. Now it only needs to be edited and uploaded for release.

Fairy Bai inexplicably discovered that the previous classic version of Plants vs. Zombies is back. Without those perverted zombie soldiers, it is not difficult to play at all.

Where's the extremely perverted version? Why is it missing?

That, I uninstalled it, do you think there is something wrong with the author who made that version?

Have you ever played? Fairy Bai raised her lips slightly.

Jiang Qiao nodded: I took some time to play with it when you were taking a shower, but it turned out that it wasn't for people to play with at all, it was purely for abuse.

Well... I think so too.

After playing the game for a while, Fairy Bai was bored and found this fairy tale novel to read. It can be seen that although there have never been immortal cultivators in this world, mortals' desire for longevity has never stopped, so various novels have been born. Various works.

What are you looking at?

Dou Luo Continent, the setting of the novel seems to be okay.

...

What's your expression? It's like eating shit. No, you like to eat shit like snail noodles, and eating shit is a reward for you.

...

Jiang Qiao held back for a long time, and couldn't help but said, Reading that book is like eating shit.

...

Fairy Bai thought about it carefully and decided not to eat shit.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the two of them took a shower and went to bed early. It was already very hot at night with the quilt on, and it might get hotter after a while, especially since there was no air conditioner in his bedroom.

But fortunately, Fairy Bai's body seemed to have its own body temperature regulating device. Jiang Qiao always felt that the place where his skin was close to her was icy cold when he held her.

Yue Ling, don't you feel hot?

Fairy Bai responded vigilantly: What the hell are you planning?

It's nothing, I just want to take off my clothes when the weather is hot. He shook his neckline, the heat kept rising, he couldn't figure it out, obviously he was also starting to cultivate now, why did he feel the heat?

In the dark night, Fairy Bai blushed too much.

Wearing pajamas can't stop this guy from moving his hands and feet. If he really wants to take off his clothes, wouldn't it be... Isn't it...

That's not hot, it's obviously flirtatious. She saw through the dirty thoughts of a certain womanizer at a glance.

...

He couldn't refute for a while.

After a moment of silence, he faltered and said: As a normal man, sleeping with his wife in his arms every day can only look at but not touch, which is a very painful thing.

Fairy Bai couldn't help sneering: It's enough to make you addicted to your hands, don't you want to go one step further?

Jiang Qiao was speechless. Why is it so difficult to find a fairy to be his wife? If you want to have a child, you have to endure what ordinary people can't bear.

Forget it, I'm going to take a cold shower to calm down.

Jiang Qiao got out of bed with a sigh, and a few seconds later there was the sound of water in the bathroom.

After changing into his pajamas again, Jiang Qiao drank a large glass of water, then went outside to the balcony to enjoy the night breeze, while the two cats lay down in the cat bed and watched him secretly.

The moonlight is good tonight, the moonlight flows down like water, and everything in the mountains is shrouded in a hazy light and shadow.

Jiang Qiao practiced the little golden man silently. The golden light on his body was obvious, and the hardness increased a lot, but it might be difficult to pierce the fairy's barrier.

He sighed for a long time, and after calming down, he returned to the bedroom and prepared to sleep.

I don't know if it's his illusion, but I always feel that the heat in my body hasn't decreased much after taking a bath.

Fairy Bai had already fallen asleep. At this moment, the heart demon Yue Ling took the initiative to turn around and hug him, and whispered Lan Xiang gently in his ear: Master, why did you take so long to take a bath? You can't vent it, right? ?”

I didn't think about it at first, but after you said that, the flames in my heart started to burst out again.

Shall I help you?

Bai Yueling giggled and rubbed lightly on his calf with her foot.

...Don't make trouble, I don't want the Little Golden Man who has cultivated for so long to fall short. Jiang Qiao obediently moved his legs away.

It's okay, I really have a way.

Bai Yueling said seriously: Master, your current state is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you may burn yourself to death.

I'm timid, don't scare me. Jiang Qiao suddenly became nervous.

Is it scaring you? You should know in your heart. Are you very hot now? It feels useless to take a cold shower. There seems to be a fire burning in your body. If you are not sure, you can take your temperature and make sure it has exceeded the temperature. The highest reading on the thermometer.

Jiang Qiao froze for a moment, touched his forehead and felt an astonishing heat. It turned out that he was not angry, but that he was really on fire.

What's going on, could it be that I've gone crazy after practicing kung fu?

It doesn't count. Strictly speaking, you are about to cross the catastrophe. If you can't solve it, you will really be burned to death.

Didn't Yue Ling say that there is no spiritual energy and no rules in this world, so how can I survive the tribulation?

Bai Yueling continued to explain: It's not the thunder calamity of breakthrough in the traditional sense, but the physical calamity of cultivating the indestructible body of King Kong. That is to say, after this calamity is over, you can be regarded as entering the palace, and you are only one step away from Xiaocheng .”

So, what's the solution?

Jiang Qiao was really in a hurry now. Before that, he was just an ordinary person. He had only read novels about crossing robbery. Now that it was his turn, he realized how terrifying it was. If he didn't do it, he would be out of his wits. ah.

Undress. Bai Yueling blinked.

ah?

Jiang Qiao smiled wryly: What time is this, Yue Ling, please stop making trouble, I'm so hot, I can't stand the heat.

The solution is to take off your clothes. You don't believe me when I tell you.

Bai Yueling said with a smile: This body calamity is terrifying even in Buddhism. There are many ascetics with pure six senses, and one of them might be burned into a relic.

You scare me again! Jiang Qiao's face was flushed with heat now. If it was just a small flame just now, it has already begun to erupt.

I didn't scare you, the fact is like this. Bai Yueling's small face was aggrieved, But master, don't be afraid, you are not a Buddhist disciple, you will not produce relics, you will only be burned to the ashes.

Jiang Qiao was speechless. Is this more terrifying than turning into a relic?

No, I have to take a shower again, and I'll take care of you after I cool down. He gritted his teeth, stepped on his slippers and was about to run to the bathroom.

Master, this is the fire of the flesh. Ordinary water cannot be extinguished. Instead, it will fuel the power wave after wave. Are you sure you want to take a bath now? Bai Yueling lazily looked at him with her cheeks on her cheeks, her tone was incongruous No rush.

Jiang Qiao stepped back immediately, took a deep breath, turned around and stared at her unkindly: I won't wash it, how do you put out the fire? You should talk now, right?

Undress. She blinked.

Jiang Qiao took off his pajamas three times, five times and two times, Fairy Bai licked his lips and said, Take off clean.

...

Master, it's a matter of life and death right now, if you don't follow what my apprentice said, you will really die~ she said with a smile.

You are cruel.

At this moment, Jiang Qiao didn't care about being shy or not.

Then what?

Yin and yang are both in harmony, and they are endlessly transformed. If one is missing, nothing will be born. A lonely yin will not produce by itself, and an oligoyang will not be self-contained. Therefore, the world is dense, and all things are mellow. Men and women intercourse, and all things are born by transformation. The common way is I think it is used for daily use, the true source is repeated, and there is a chance for yin and yang to be reversed and interoperable. People can practice it, and they can transcend life and death. She smiled and said an obscure formula.

speak English.

Jiang Qiao breathed out the heat, feeling like he was going to die of heat, but she was still in the mood to read classical Chinese here?

It's double cultivation. Harmonizing yin and yang can solve your urgent needs. As the saying goes, everything bears yin and embraces yang, and strives for harmony.

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened: Didn't you say that you can't have children until the golden statuette is successful?

Yes, and no.

Bai Yueling slowly stretched out a finger: Cut off your acupoints, so that the essence will not dissipate. At that time, you will run your mind and refine the essence to transform the energy, which will just be able to eliminate the fire in your body.

how about you?

Me? After holding it in for so long, of course it's to make you feel better~

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(This is the beginning of the 520 special article)