Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

This inexplicable sparring, Jiang Qiao should have thought that it was Fairy Bai's deliberate revenge, but after being beaten, it seemed that besides the soreness in his body, there was also an inexplicable sense of pleasure.

Those online novels seem to be written like this. Body training is nothing more than tempering the muscles and bones. After a battle, the protagonist makes rapid progress.

But Jiang Qiao was too embarrassed to ask. After all, the Golden Man secretly practiced without telling the fairy, and he wanted to surprise her in the future.

After being attacked by salty pig hands at Jiangqiao, Fairy Bai hugged her computer and went back to the room in a fit of anger. Next time, she would sit on his lap and watch a movie. It's too bad to touch her.

Jiang Qiao smiled indifferently, people's habits are gradually formed in this way, even if the two are not married yet, they still have to do things like intimacy and ambiguity.

As someone said, love, love, the main body is love, but it cannot be without emotion, and the expression of emotion is often through sex.

Putting these messy thoughts to the back of his mind, he clicked on the backstage of Xiaopozhan to look at the data. In just two or three hours, the number of views of the new video has already exceeded 500,000. The data is truly terrifying.

Speaking of it, it seems that he doesn't need to continue writing novels. The doctor told him that he has a bad stomach and can only eat soft food for the rest of his life. Now it seems that there is nothing wrong with hugging his wife's thigh.

However, even though he is no longer writing novels, the story of Fairy Bai still needs to be told, and perhaps it can be expressed through shooting videos. Doesn’t Xinmoyueling just want to shoot videos with her, it’s just right.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible. As for the script, he had to think about it carefully. It would be embarrassing if the number of broadcasts suddenly dropped a lot after he played the role.

After reading the comments, I banned a few guys who didn't want to call their wives for a week, and then closed the webpage and opened the alliance. Man, when I'm bored, I want to kill time by playing games.

For example, Yunding is very good at playing chess. A game can take as little as half an hour and as long as 50 minutes.

Just entered the game, I got the octopus mother in the opening draft, got the female gun in the second round, and came to the Bounty Heart Hex+Three Yodels. It seems that if I spend a long time with the fairy, my luck will improve.

As the saying goes, there are appointments and rewards, ten thousand taels of gold, which can't be justified if you don't eat chicken.

On the way, he also got a bounty emblem, but ended up losing 12 consecutive losses with 7 bounties all the way, leaving the last drop of blood, Jiang Qiao wiped out all the economy in one go, Tam 2 stars, and was planning to lock blood and eat chicken, but the result Tam was blown away, and the main C was cut to death by the opposite beheaded and mutated, and was carried away smoothly.

Jiang Qiao was stunned. The bounty for the 12-game losing streak was eighth. What the hell was he doing?

The stagnation in my heart didn't slow down and I almost became seriously injured. This is too annoying.

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, looked at the door of Fairy Bai's bedroom, and felt that it was probably not suitable for playing games today, so he simply turned off the game, so as not to get really angry and vomit blood.

At this time, his V letter rang, and he took it out to see if it was Wu Youcai who had sent the message—a reposted video of a broken website, or the video he posted earlier about Bai Xianzi making a flute.

Wu Youcai: Okay, old man, if you can't buy a piano, you can make your own flute, right? The two of you live together every day, and your life on the mountain is quite colorful.

Jiang Qiao: I just found out now? That girl Sujin didn't tell you?

Wu Youcai: Last time, she told me to go to your place to play, but she didn't say what she was doing. I don't know. It's been a long time since I saw her, and my sister-in-law is actually popular. Tsk tsk, the two videos have nearly 300,000 followers, and the latest one is up I don't accept anyone, the pink madman, but my sister-in-law.

Jiang Qiao: Beside three days, you should treat each other with strange eyes, you know?

Wu Youcai: You can pull it down, the great thing is that sister-in-law has nothing to do with you, you just cut the coolie of the video.

Jiang Qiao: ...

Thinking about it carefully, he was really right.

Jiang Qiao: Tell me, what do you want from me?

Wu Youcai: Your place is really so spiritual? After the epidemic is over, I will go to the Fairy Stone to pay my respects.

Jiang Qiao: Don't you have a girlfriend? Why do you still worship this thing?

Wu Youcai: Don't mention it, I just broke up.

Jiang Qiao: Divided?

He still remembered that the fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged Yujie he saw in the game city last time, she seemed to be called Qiqi, the two of them were like glue, and they broke up so quickly?

Wu Youcai: Dude, I've always been very cautious, and I never forgot the little umbrella, but she actually said two days ago that she was pregnant, and wanted a car and a house, and asked me when I would marry her, and then went to the hospital for a checkup. It's been almost two months, and you think I can swallow this breath? Immediately dumped her 10,000 yuan and told her to go away.

Jiang Qiao didn't know what to say for a while, so he silently sent a green hat over. Compared to what happened to Mr. Qian, his 12-game winning streak just now, and being ranked eighth doesn't seem like a big deal.

Life, if you want to get by, you have to wear some green on your hair.

However, judging from Qian Zong's experience, this cannot be simply counted as cheating, but his girlfriend wanted him to take over from the very beginning. Fortunately, he found out early, otherwise he would have been deceived even worse.

Jiang Qiao: I told you to pay attention to it a long time ago, but you don't believe me, is it better now? It's all a lesson.

Wu Youcai: Why do you think I always encounter such bad things? Why is it so difficult to find a true love? Why don't you help me ask, sister-in-law really doesn't have any sisters? Okay, it's okay to be younger, I can wait.

Jiang Qiao: No! Get lost!

Wu Youcai: Old man, I've seen through the world of mortals now, are you still short of manpower to do odd jobs? Let me take a breath of the fairy's celestial energy at a close distance to change my luck.

Jiang Qiao: Su Jin said the same thing last time, but I drove her back.

Wu Youcai: ...Forget it, I'll go to your place to say goodbye sometime.

About an hour later, Fairy Bai came out after watching the richest man in Xihong City. Seeing Jiang Qiao's complicated expression, she couldn't help asking.

What's the matter? You look unhappy.

It's nothing, it's just that Mr. Qian broke up with his girlfriend, and there is a green grass growing on his head. I am sympathizing with him.

Fairy Bai didn't understand the connection between the breakup and Qingqing Grassland, so she turned around and took out her mobile phone to check, only to find out that it was his girlfriend who cheated.

what's the situation?

His girlfriend is pregnant with someone else's child.

Fairy Bai was so surprised that her eyes widened and she didn't know what to say for a while.

I remember that she played with that girl for a while in the game city last time. She was tall and thin and she was a beautiful woman with a cool temperament. She never thought that she would be so unbearable in private. She was not married yet, just with other men fuck.

Thinking about it now, Wu Youcai seemed really miserable.

Although he is not as handsome as Jiang Qiao, he is rich, and in the end, he finds a girlfriend who cheats on her. The key is that he has a child.

Having said that, Jiang Qiao has an improper relationship with another consciousness in her body, so is it considered cheating? When the time comes, if two people have a child, who will it be?

This seems to be a problem.

You also put a green hat on my head. Fairy Bai said seriously.

Jiang Qiao choked hard, and really wanted to slap himself and call you a slut. What is it if you bring up a matter that has already been turned over?

Cough, I am absolutely loyal to Yue Ling and Yue Ling's body. He quickly showed a flattering smile, and kept rubbing the fairy's shoulders and beating his back.

One body, two moon spirits, there is nothing wrong with that.

Hmph, mental cheating is also cheating!

Fairy Bai snorted coldly, although it was a muddled account that was hard to figure out, but she still wanted to beat him up.

Since I've already been beaten up today, forget it.

Hey hey...

Jiang Qiao had no choice but to laugh awkwardly. No matter how he answered it, it was wrong. He simply refused to answer it or changed the subject wisely.

Have you finished watching the movie?

Fairy Bai nodded: Well, although the content is very funny, I can see that it is satirizing the huge gap between the rich and the poor in today's society. The rich can't spend all their money, but the poor can't even live. strength.

Jiang Qiao was slightly surprised, that's right, he can still think of this level now, the 10,000-year-old brain is really smart, and many serious modern people can't figure it out.

anything else?

besides……

Fairy Bai frowned, thinking of the scene at the end of the movie where Wang Duoyu donated money for charity, and said seriously: It takes a lot of money to raise a child.

Jiang Qiao froze for a moment, and quickly realized that Fairy Bai was talking about the last part of the movie.

Actually, Wang Duoyu summed it up quite well. The son is a money-losing thing, so we can have a daughter.

Well, me too... She pursed her lips, blushing and gave him a hard look, That's a good idea, who is going to have a daughter with you!

Jiang Qiao chuckled and continued to pinch her shoulders: It's because I haven't been born yet that I have to think about it. Dreaming is everyone's right, and you can't deprive me of that right.

Fairy Bai spat lightly with a blushing face.

This guy likes to daydream. He is obviously not married yet, so how could he have a baby? The point is that he can't break the defense.

I heard that giving birth will be very painful. If she doesn't want to have a baby, can that woman do it for her?

Why is the problem becoming more and more complicated.

Cookie dog, since it costs so much money to raise a child, how did you grow up? Did your uncles and aunts prepare everything for you? Fairy Bai asked.

Although his family background is better than the average person's, it's not much better. For example, Wu Youcai, he is too rich, oh, he is a rich man now.

The rich have the same way of raising the rich, and the poor have the way of the poor. Jiang Qiao smiled.

oh.

Looking at Jiang Qiao's malicious smile, Fairy Bai always felt that this guy was just trying to trick her into having a baby.

Hmph, let's talk about the little golden man after training!

She turned her head and went into the kitchen to cook. For some reason, she gradually fell in love with cooking.

Probably because she felt that cultivating in the mortal world should be a bit of a firework. Anyway, she would never admit that she was willing to sneak into the kitchen because she liked to see Jiang Qiao eating happily.

Jiang Qiao was bored, after cooking the piece of chicken breast, he tore it up one by one for Fu Lu Shouxi to eat. The two little ones fought like crazy and almost fought.

Catch more mice, every meal will be delicious, you know?

He smiled and stroked the two cats, and finally went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and then took Fairy Bai's Ziyu Xiao to the balcony to play the flute.

He didn't know any rhythm, anyway, he just whined and whined randomly, which was much better than not being able to make any sound at the beginning.

Listening to the sound of the flute coming from the balcony, Fairy Bai couldn't help but smile. Jiang Qiao was changing in many places, and after seeing that the rice was steamed, he quickly pulled out the plug.

After a while, Fairy Bai came out with the food, and laughed lightly when she heard the tone-deaf flute: Stop playing, let's eat, it's so awful.

Embarrassed, Jiang Qiao took out a wet tissue and wiped the mouthpiece, ran to the bathroom to wash his hands, and then sat down at the dinner table.

Blowing the flute is so difficult, how did you learn it?

Looking at the master blowing too much, it will happen naturally.

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded. He hadn't awakened the memory of his previous life, so he couldn't help scratching his head: Then how long have you been watching?

You want to learn? I'll teach you how to play the flute.

He laughed a few times before he felt that this statement was a bit strange. He wondered if Fairy Bai would continue to play this Ziyu Xiao in front of him if she understood this truth in the future.

During the meal, the two randomly found an old movie and ate while watching it. The meal was almost finished before the movie was over.

In the end, Jiang Qiao cleaned up the dining table and washed the dishes, while Bai Xianzi was blowing the wind on the balcony, watching the distant sunset gradually sinking into the horizon.

Go out for a walk? Digest after a meal.

okay.

The two of them walked around on Fairy Peak hand in hand, and the surrounding scenery can be described as panoramic.

Boss Qian and the others are still locked up in the community. The white coats say that they do accounting and testing for people every day. After taking off the protective clothing, there will be two catties of sweat inside. Our life is much more moist than theirs now. Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

Fairy Bai nodded slightly. Thinking about it now, if Jiang Qiao was not willing to take her in, she would definitely have caused many problems because of cultural barriers. .

Lucky to have met this guy.

Anywhere is good, but she is very lecherous.

Fairy Bai couldn't help but think of Jiang Qiao sneaking his whole hand into the seam of his clothes this afternoon when she wasn't paying attention, her face flushed.

Let's go back.

Withdrawing her thoughts, she looked at the lights of the houses not far away, and Fairy Bai turned and walked towards the convenience store.

When I went upstairs, there was nothing to do at night, and the two of them turned on the online fight against famine.

It wasn't until about 10 o'clock in the evening that Fairy Bai went back to her room and changed into a nightgown.

Jiang Qiao looked at her smooth and delicate calves, and immediately admired his wit in the past. The nightdresses he bought for Fairy Bai were not pajamas. When he was holding her to sleep, he could touch her everywhere. .

I'm going to take a shower. Fairy Bai pinched the hem of her skirt.

Jiang Qiao blinked: Do you want to go together?

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, then furious.

Stinky dog!? Your skin is itchy again, right?