Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

The sun slanted to the west, and the afterglow of the setting sun passed through the screen window, rendering half of Fairy Bai's face golden.

She looked at the content in the word document, and her eyebrows gradually frowned.

Both my parents died, and I was hit to death by a dump truck when I went out to buy vegetables? After time travel, my soul possessed a frail little girl, and the first thing I did was to look down to see if I had any missing parts?

Fairy Bai remained expressionless: Is this how I told you?

Jiang Qiao laughed awkwardly: This isn't writing a novel, of course it has to be changed appropriately, otherwise readers won't have a sense of empathy. In fact, there are even more outrageous things, such as flushing toilet time travel, sleep time travel, playing games, smoking gold, joy and extreme sorrow. Only you Unexpectedly, there is no group of sand sculpture authors who can't do it.

I understand the truth, why was I a man before time travel?

Jiang Qiao looked embarrassed: Well... this novel must be posted on the male channel, and the current network scale cannot write transformation articles in an open and aboveboard manner, and most readers don't like to read female lead articles, so Gender can only be as vague as possible.”

Where's my master? According to the progress of the plot, my master should also come out at this time, why didn't you see it? Uh, who is this old lady of Yu Peili?

Jiang Qiao cleared his throat and said plausibly: The role of master is temporarily replaced by the old lady. She is set to be the remnant soul of a generation of immortals. She is used to cheat on you. If there is anything that cannot be solved, let the old lady Come out.

Hearing this, Fairy Bai was a little speechless, could this modified content be her autobiography? The feeling has changed beyond recognition.

Hey, Yue Ling, you don't know. The routines of online novels are all like this now. If you don't write like this, no one will read them at all.

... Then you can write like this.

Jiang Qiao rubbed his hands excitedly: Now I'm waiting for the editor's reply, just watch, I will let the title of Fairy Bai resound throughout the novel circle!

She didn't know what to say for a while, anyway, she had no sense of substitution, this wasn't her at all.

Not long after, Xia Qinghe and Jiang Tiancheng returned home. Dinner was home-cooked food, four dishes and one soup.

In the end, Jiang Tiancheng continued to go back to the study to write materials, and Xia Qinghe also started to make plans for the new semester, sending some documents required by the school to the parent group from time to time, focusing on asking about the recent situation of a few students, and answering the parents' questions.

Seeing that his parents were so busy, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt a little embarrassed and continued to stay at home. Parents all over the world are the same. They miss their children very much after not seeing them for a long time, but after a while, seeing them every day He looks like doing nothing, and he will feel disgusted in his heart.

In fact, even if the old couple didn't say anything, Jiang Qiao could still feel it.

Shall we... go back to the mountain? He looked at Fairy Bai.

Fairy Bai was worried: Okay, but it's already dark now, so it's not good for us to leave at this time?

Then tomorrow, they're going to go out anyway, so I won't be afraid of being scolded if I tell them on the phone.

Jiang Qiao had already made up his mind to go back to the mountain first. The time of the tour was yet to be determined. Anyway, he called Wu Youcai first. After a long while, a panting voice came from the other end of the phone.

Old man, what's the matter? I'm busy running. I'll call you later.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao looked out the window at the dark night and fell silent for a while. Running at this time? What about cheating ghosts? I'm afraid he will turn upside down with his new girlfriend again.

What did he say? Fairy Bai asked.

Do you remember his new girlfriend last time? The two of them met for a run and said they would call me later.

That's it, I just said that it seemed to be difficult to hear him speak just now, and his breath was heavy.

Seeing Fairy Bai's pure face, Jiang Qiao felt very sad. That guy Wu Youcai ate meat every day, and he couldn't even drink the soup, so he could only hug and smell the aroma.

About ten minutes later, Wu Youcai called. Jiang Qiao looked at the caller ID, walked to the balcony very naturally, and connected the phone.

Hey, old man, what's the matter?

Well...it's just my store on the mountain, did you find someone to look after it for me?

Not yet, isn't it still Chinese New Year? I haven't received news of the opening of the scenic area. Why, are you in a hurry? How about I ask Sujin to help you?

No, no, I'm planning to go back to the mountain to live for a while. If I haven't found it yet, I won't look for it for now.

Eh? Don't plan to travel anymore? Wu Youcai said with a smile.

No, just a little change in the temporary plan. Maybe you will need your help in the future.

Small.

After the chat, Jiang Qiao looked at Fairy Bai sitting on the sofa in the room, and joked, Mr. Qian, it's only ten minutes, so it's a bit fast.

Go away, it's been an hour before you called.

Quick Gunner, I believe you are a ghost, okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I also hugged my wife and went to chat with me when I have time.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief after getting the news from Wu Youcai. There will be no situation where there will be an extra cashier in the store after he and Fairy Bai go up the mountain tomorrow.

Qian always said that there is no one on the mountain, so let's go back.

Fairy Bai nodded, and then the two of them sat together and watched the TV series Seven Fairies of Joyful Land more than ten years ago. .

Why are you showing me this? She asked with a frown.

Look, you are all fairies, but you also lost your magic power and fell in love with mortals. Maybe you can find similarities in them.

Fairy Bai couldn't help sighing, thinking that this dog is usually very smart, but sometimes it feels silly. It doesn't matter how much you watch this kind of thing, and her situation is different from the setting in the TV series.

I do not want to see?

I can't say it's useless, I can only say it's completely useless, and it's fake at first glance.

Okay, then I'll show you a tearjerker.

Without further ado, Jiang Qiao searched for I'm not the god of medicine on a certain video website. He still remembered that when he watched it in the cinema, he could hear the sobs of the audience next to him.

After it was released on the Internet, he watched it again and smoked almost a pack of cigarettes in two hours.

There were many tears in the whole situation, Huang Mao's disappointed eyes, the smashed cup and the blood on his hands, the coat wrapped in Sihui, the priest's final bow, and Lu Yiyi's trembling expression of crying and laughing, all disappeared in the In the heavy rain outside the oil shop.

But more is the helplessness of ordinary people in the face of sky-high prices for medicines. It writes that in the face of diseases, people have to work hard to survive even if they are humble, and no one wants to die.

After the two silent hours ended, Fairy Bai whispered, I don't understand.

What don't you understand?

Since generic drugs can save lives, why is the country not allowing them to be sold? So are those pharmaceutical companies, who just want to make money so they can watch so many people die?

Jiang Qiao was silent for a while: Let's not talk about you, I didn't figure it out either, this world is so funny sometimes, some rigid rules just wipe away the kind side of the human form, leaving only a deep coolness.

He took a deep breath: It is undeniable that in reality, businessmen have always played the image of profit-seeking. There are people with frozen bones on the rich wine and meat roads, and there are people from all dynasties. In the face of interests, there is no conscience. A few taels? There are bad things in our country, but it is gradually getting better, as mentioned at the end of the film, more and more expensive medicines are covered by medical insurance.

people oriented?

Jiang Qiao nodded heavily: Yes, people-oriented.

Fairy Bai sighed faintly, went back to her room to get a change of clothes, and went to take a shower. Jiang Qiao stared blankly at her back, thinking that Fairy Bai must be very upset at the moment.

She has never seen a movie that has exhausted the bitter tears of the people at the bottom of society.

Half an hour later, Fairy Bai came out after wiping her hair. She said, Continue to practice the Vajra Immortal Kung Fu tonight. This set of Kung Fu can strengthen your body and prevent all diseases. I don't want you to get sick in the future. Lie on the hospital bed and linger alive.

Jiang Qiao blinked, and Fairy Bai seemed to have figured out something again. However, what he is looking forward to more now is to practice tonight, and the eclectic scene last night is still vivid in his memory.

Unknowingly, the time passed by eleven o'clock in the evening, and the old couple went to bed early. It has to be said that once the age is over forty, people will cherish their lives, no matter how healthy their lives are.

Fairy Bai hesitated for a while, then followed Jiang Qiao into the bedroom.

He couldn't help laughing and said, Stop pretending tonight? You can also wear the pair of colored contact lenses. It's okay. I'll pretend I didn't notice it. You're just sleeping with me. You'll be shy after your identity is revealed.

Immediately, Fairy Bai blushed: Who wants to sleep with you! I just... I just teach you how to practice. I'll go back to my room after imparting the exercises!

Ah, yes, yes, yes. Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

Pure fairies don't know those messy things, such as jade rabbits making medicine, that's practicing kung fu!

Then shall we go through a process first, or just take off our clothes and start practicing?

Fairy Bai blushed and didn't realize it: Wh...what's the procedure?

Just like before, kiss and hug each other for a while, and then practice.

You are dishonest. Fairy Bai glanced subconsciously.

Jiang Qiao's face turned red: Hey, if I don't feel it when I hold you to sleep, then I really might have to see a doctor.

Fairy Bai hesitated slightly, but she didn't resist in her heart. After all, she had slept with him for so long, but she was still nervous and shy. This was the first time she supported Jiang Qiao's bed in her own capacity.

I can stay with you, but you can't touch me! She gritted her neat millet teeth and said.

No touch, no touch!

Jiang Qiao took off his clothes and went directly to bed, got into the quilt and moved inside to make room. He patted the pillow and said, You sleep here, I sleep here, there are eight hundred miles in between. In the Liusha River, the white hairs cannot float, but the reeds sink at the bottom.

Fairy Bai bit the corner of her lips, lifted a corner of the quilt and was about to lie down, Jiang Qiao was shocked: Are you sleeping in such thick pajamas?

Then you turn off the light first! She couldn't help being furious, what bad things were thinking in this man's mind, she knew the truth in her heart!

There was only a snap, and the lights in the bedroom went out, and the rustling sound of the white fairy undressing was heard in the darkness, and there was a very slight scoffing sound from the fluffy pajamas, which were filled with static electricity.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help swallowing. Although he couldn't see it in front of him and knew that he must be wearing a T-shirt under his pajamas, he just subconsciously imagined some taboo pictures and what a beautiful scenery it would be under the clothes.

Until a corner of the quilt was lifted, and the white fairy came in with a burst of pleasant fragrance, his heart swayed slightly, thinking of the promise he just made, he resisted not moving over to hug her tender waist.

It would be great if you continue to pretend to be her tonight, so that I can hug you logically. He said suddenly.

Fairy Bai was furious: Okay, you perverted dog, she just wants to hug you to sleep?

Jiang Qiao was slightly embarrassed: Hey, didn't I say that there are conditions. If you pretend to be her, I will hug you directly.

Fairy Bai snorted softly, wondering if she had made a decision tonight.

After a while, Fairy Bai suddenly felt a crooked foot rubbing against her bare calf.

Didn't you say you won't touch me!?

Look, I didn't even move over to hug you.

Then your feet? Fairy Bai was tense, afraid that the dog would become bolder and kill her.

Jiang Qiao felt aggrieved immediately, and he was very restrained now.

I was just wondering, is there something missing tonight?

Um?

In the darkness, Jiang Qiao vaguely found her clear eyes, and said seriously, Look, we just watched a movie tonight, without hugs or kisses, and without goodnight kisses or planting strawberries.

Then... what do you want?

Jiang Qiao groped over bit by bit, and when he found her weak, boneless little hand, he carefully stroked it with his fingernails.

I just want to kiss.

Fairy Bai resolutely refused: No! You must want to grow strawberries after kissing.

Then give me a hug?

The air in the darkness was silent for a few seconds, and then Fairy Bai's shy voice slowly sounded.

Then you are not allowed to move, I can only hug you.

good.

The bedroom was pitch black and there was no light. Jiang Qiao stayed quietly for a while, then suddenly felt Fairy Bai move over, hugged her quietly and wanted to leave.

Jiang Qiao's hands were even faster, he grabbed her arm, turned over and forced Fairy Bai under him.

you……

Jiang Qiao didn't speak, just looked at her quietly, slowly bent his head, and brought his lips closer together. He felt her body suddenly stiffen, her breathing was a little short, and she seemed to be nervously grabbing his arm and gradually exerting force.

Yue Ling, I want to kiss you...

Um……

I want to grow strawberries...

After a long time, there seemed to be a rustling sound of undressing.

Fairy Bai was short of breath and blushed, and Jiang Qiao suddenly let out a scream.