Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Jiang Qiao went upstairs and saw Bai Yueling sitting outside the balcony reading a book, the setting sun slanted west, the soft afterglow lightly sprinkled on her body, and the green hills in the distance formed a beautiful picture.

His eyes stayed on the hanging row of underwear for a long time, and he felt a little tired. So is this what it feels like to have a woman at home?

Is the store closed? Fairy Bai looked up at him and continued to read.

yes.

How's business?

It's sunny after the rain. There are more people going up the mountain to pray for blessings than I imagined. The money spent today is half of the money earned.

Jiang Qiao stretched his back. His daily job was to collect money while playing games. To be honest, it was quite boring.

Bai Yueling has no concept of money, but he did buy a lot of things today. If it's only half of it, the business should be pretty good.

After reading the last page of the book, Bai Yueling closed the book and walked into the living room, sniffing the smell in the air and suddenly frowned: You smoke again?

Jiang Qiao was embarrassed: What, I'm addicted to smoking, I couldn't hold back for a while.

Bai Yueling's face immediately turned cold.

I don't know whether to live or die, I told you a long time ago that you have been poisoned by dust and hurt your vitality. After a few years like this, you will be exhausted and your life will be short!

Jiang Qiao smiled bitterly. Everyone understands the truth, but how can smoking be so easy to quit?

He learned to smoke when he was in college. He has been smoking for several years now. He had a physical examination last year, and there was a shadow on his lungs. The doctor said that it was due to long-term smoking. For those who have been smoking for more than ten years or even decades, the lungs have even shrunk and turned black.

Can I do this step by step? Slowly reduce the dose until I stop smoking at all? Jiang Qiao tried.

Bai Yueling's face was indifferent, and she was extremely dissatisfied with his performance: How can you live forever with such a heart? Lin Zexu sold out cigarettes at Humen. After so many years, he forgot all about it, and he still wants to be laughed at as a sick man?

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth to explain that drugs are drugs and cigarettes are cigarettes, but on second thought, in essence, the two seem to be similar.

Good guy, in the past afternoon, you all know that you have taught him a lesson with historical allusions.

The speed of learning is so fast, how can I lie to her in the future if it goes on like this?

Come here. Fairy Bai made a cold voice.

what?

Jiang Qiao moved his steps slowly, for fear that she would call someone again, which would not feel good at all.

As soon as Fairy Bai pointed it out, Jiang Qiao wanted to dodge subconsciously, when she heard her low voice.

Stand still.

Without hesitation, he touched his chest with a finger, and Jiang Qiao immediately felt half of his body numb, as if his meridians were cut off by the legendary acupuncture method.

Then Bai Yueling's gesture changed again, the index finger and thumb hit the heart and lungs at the same time, the numbness of the body disappeared, but it was a little more suffocating and short of breath.

Hold your breath.

The indifferent voice came again, Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth to hold back the discomfort, and at this time Bai Yueling had circled behind him.

Her fingertips touched the caudal vertebrae and moved up the keel section by section to the neck. Every time she was clicked, the uncomfortable feeling in her chest became more serious, as if there was a stagnant air backing up in her chest and lungs. Want to vomit quickly.

Okay, throw up now, remember to go outside.

Jiang Qiao nodded, enduring the discomfort, and ran to the balcony in three steps, a mouthful of dark yellow gas poured out of his chest and lungs, accompanied by a pungent stench.

Immediately felt a little more comfortable.

Jiang Qiao's forehead was oozing with sweat, and he only felt that the places touched by Bai Yueling's fingers were sour and astringent, but he felt very relaxed.

Is that smoking poison just now? He recalled this feeling and looked back at Fairy White with fluttering clothes.

Bai Yueling nodded: It's just a tiny part of your body.

Jiang Qiao was a little overjoyed: So, as long as you order a few times every day, I will be able to quit smoking?

It's not that simple. I just forcibly activated your chest and lungs to enhance the body's metabolism and expel toxins. However, this external force will also damage the body. Once every seven days is the limit.

Bai Yueling shook her head lightly and continued: The best way is to find a place with lush spiritual energy to rest and recuperate, and then supplement it with elixir to recuperate itself, so there is a possibility of recovery, but this world...

But there is no spiritual energy in this world, right?

Jiang Qiao didn't take it seriously. It would be fine if he didn't. It's good to be able to quit smoking slowly.

Bai Yueling glanced at him and said indifferently: If you dare to smoke again, I will punish you with thunder.

Jiang Qiao shivered subconsciously, but he could still use the thunder technique, so it was an excuse to lose his cultivation.

He opened the refrigerator to see what other ingredients were stocked.

I'm going to get some food, do you want to eat some?

Fairy Bai thought of the food Jiang Qiao made last night, and the disgusting smell immediately shook her head. Is it really something that people can eat?

Actually, my craftsmanship is pretty good, do you really want to try it?

Bai Yueling wriggled her lips: No need.

Don't eat and pull down.

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, took the ingredients and walked into the kitchen. He quickly made scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with green peppers, and served with seaweed and egg drop soup. It was a sumptuous dinner for one person.

Bai Yueling was a little surprised when he saw the dinner he made. It wasn't the foul-smelling thing yesterday. It sold well and exuded a tempting aroma.

Really? I just said I'm good at cooking, how many bites?

Jiang Qiao is a little proud, Fairy Peak is ten kilometers away from the city, and there is no delivery, so it is impossible to eat bread and instant noodles every day. In time, almost all kinds of home-cooked dishes can be made.

He prepared an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment and sat on the chair to pick up the chopsticks and took a sip. The tomato scrambled eggs were sweet and sour, and the taste was good.

Jiang Qiao poured himself a glass of Coke, and also poured a glass for her.

Fairy Bai looked at the black water in the cup with weird bubbles, and raised her eyelids: Poison?

Yes, poison.

With a serious face, Jiang Qiao picked up the cup and drank it all in one breath, sighing contentedly.

You said that the mortals in this world are all poisonous, so we have to attack with poison...

Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense. She picked up the paper cup and took a sip. The black water seemed to explode in her mouth, and countless bubbles beat on her tongue. The taste was sweet and sour, and there was a strong sense of stimulation.

Well, she doesn't like it.

I said it was poison, you dare to drink it? Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows.

Fairy Bai glanced at him lightly: The water of the Ming River can't infect the Immortal Emperor yet, so what is this?

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded, hum, a woman who believes in a powerful force.

It's called soda. It's a very popular drink. The taste varies from person to person. For example, I like it very much. What do you think?

It's hard to drink.