Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

After Jiang Qiao wiped the corners of Fairy's mouth, she quickly slipped out of the room while she was still in a daze.

There are some things that can't be rushed, and I don't know if it's his illusion. After Bai Xianzi's heart collapsed, his attitude towards him became closer.

If that's the case, Fairy Bai, who doesn't practice the Tao of Forgetfulness, will catch up no matter what.

Now everyone is a mortal. If you want to experience all kinds of situations in life, you have to fall in love, get married, and have children, right? Then why can't it be him?

People are shameless and invincible in the world.

Jiang Qiao was busy in the kitchen for half an hour, bringing two dishes and one soup to the table, and then knocked on the door.

Yueling, come out to eat.

Oh, I see. Fairy Bai's voice sounded from inside the room.

After a while, she changed into fluffy pajamas and walked out of the room, but as soon as she sat down, her stomach began to growl.

Jiang Qiao looked at her in surprise: Is your stomach growling?

Well... Bai Yueling blushed and nodded.

Tsk tsk tsk, it's the first time I've heard your stomach growl after we've been together for so long. Didn't you say that immortal cultivators eat gas and drink dew, so they are actually hungry? Haven't you been fasting for a long time? Jiang Qiao asked. solution question.

Bai Yueling gritted his teeth: That was the past! I am now completely destroyed, like a mortal, this world has no spiritual energy to nourish, and naturally I need to supplement my body's daily needs by eating.

Makes sense.

Jiang Qiao nodded, suddenly remembered something bad, his face changed, and he muttered: It's over, my fairy is not clean.

Bai Yueling was stunned for a moment before she could react, and after thinking for a while, she understood what it meant to be unclean.

She stomped on Jiang Qiao's feet: Although I destroyed the Dao fruit, the Dao oven is still there, and the mortal food will be completely decomposed as soon as it enters the stomach, so I only need to eat a small amount of food to maintain my daily life. The required consumption does not need to be excreted at all!

Jiang Qiao blinked, and then she didn't know what to think. Anyway, he laughed, which made her feel terrified.

How to look at it, how to be ill-intentioned.

What else could this guy with his head full of yellow scraps think of?

What are you laughing at again? Bai Yueling said angrily.

Cough, nothing, long live the clean fairy!

Jiang Qiao quickly took two bites of rice: I have a meal, I specifically asked my mother about this steamed egg, and she said to add some lard, it will taste more fragrant.

Fairy Bai used a spoon to dig a small spoonful and fed it into her mouth. It was very tender and fragrant, and it really tasted exactly the same as Aunt Xia's.

Hmph, this guy can't do anything else, but Aunt Xia's cooking skills have been inherited a lot.

what about the taste?

Just barely.

Jiang Qiao pursed his mouth, and narrowed his eyes with reluctance to eat? The look of enjoyment on his face is typically divided, and he shouldn't have asked.

That... Jiang Qiao swallowed the food in his mouth and hesitated.

What do you want to say? If it's something you like or love, don't say it. Say it every day. Are you tired? I'm tired of hearing it. Egg.

She wants to finish the whole bowl of steamed eggs and leave nothing for him!

piss him off!

Jiang Qiao: ...

What I want to ask is, in Ziwei Xing, if two people want to become a Taoist partner, what are the conditions under normal circumstances? He held his chopsticks, his eyes flickering.

Hearing this, Bai Yueling gave him an angry look. She is a young lady who has practiced for 10,000 years. How can she still not know what this shameless guy is thinking?

After all this talk, I still think of a way to ask her how the two of them can be together.

Hey, aren't you very thick-skinned? Is there anything you can't ask directly, but now you're embarrassed?

Fake hits.

There are no conditions, as long as you truly love each other, even if you are of different races, you can become the immortal companion that everyone admires. Bai Yueling said lightly.

She hasn't actually been in love, and hasn't seen anyone else?

It is nothing more than raising the case with eyebrows, respecting each other like a guest, growing old together, and forever being of one mind.

Hey~

Jiang Qiao was overjoyed. It doesn't matter if the race is different. He doesn't have such a strong taste, but...

He took a serious look at Fairy Bai several times, if it was a cat lady with ears and tail, it was not impossible, as long as she looked good.

What kind of eyes do you have! Bai Yueling looked vigilant.

Jiang Qiao licked his lips: Yueling, your body is not human, right? If, I mean if, what kind of cat girl, bunny girl, I don't mind, you can show me your body, I can stand it .

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, what the hell was going on in this person's mind all day.

But when it comes to Catgirl and Bunny Girl, she subconsciously thought of the astringent pictures she saw on the Internet recently, and instantly understood Jiang Qiao's thoughts.

People who are full of yellow waste are different, and they are LSPs!

I'm human! She sneered: Do you still want to buy me some strange clothes?

Jiang Qiao blinked: Buy, buy now!

Buy your head!

Bai Yueling stepped on him again and scolded: How can you be so shameless, can you be more serious with me? How can you make me fall in love with you with such a dirty look?!

As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately realized that something was wrong, blushed and stopped talking, eating steamed eggs.

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened, and he felt as if he had been hit by a grand prize, and he was instantly elated.

Hey hey hey, I'll change it, I'll change it now, I'll change it immediately, I'll definitely change it to the type of person Yueling likes.

I don't like it! Fairy Bai immediately denied that she wouldn't be fooled by such a low-level rhetoric trap.

Jiang Qiao smiled and put vegetables in her bowl. It's a good thing to have signs now. If you like it in the future, the fairy can't tell what will happen in the future.

Can't you see, the fairy who was high and high a few hours ago has now become a little woman in the mortal world?

Caigou, I have no cultivation base now, you won't take the opportunity to take revenge on me? Bai Yueling asked suddenly while biting her lip.

Thinking of calling him when he had nothing to do before, with the nasty nature of this stuff, this kind of thing is really impossible to say.

What do you say?

Jiang Qiao smiled but didn't smile: When I was electrocuted by you before, I kept thinking, if I can beat you one day, I have to put you on the bed, take off my pants and slap your butt hard, leaving a red slap in the face. print!

Thinking of that very humiliating and full of color scene, Bai Yueling's face turned pale, and then she gave him a fierce look.

Dirty!

He smiled happily: But that was in the past, and now I am willing to be electrocuted by you.

Jiang Qiao stretched out his hand, grabbed Fairy Bai's little hand in the palm of his hand, and spoke softly.

Yueling, I want to be your Taoist companion, share joys and sorrows with you, and share weal and woe with you. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow are you, the plain is you, the poverty is you, the glory is you, the tenderness in the heart is you, and the eyes are everywhere. you.

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(My fairy likes to eat steamed eggs with a little lard, she said fragrant OvO)

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