Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

You are unreasonable! He almost cried out in pain.

Who told you to be a hooligan in public! Fairy Bai blushed.

I'm just telling the truth. If you didn't kick around, would these things happen? Jiang Qiao put on a pain mask and justified his words.

Even in the face of power, he must uphold justice for his younger brother and cannot suffer such injustice.

But...but you can't say that... that!

Which one? Egg? If I don't say Egg, what should I say? Jiang Qiao asked back.

Fairy Bai was at a loss for words for a moment, she is not a man, how would she know what to say!

After a few minutes, Jiang Qiao didn't regain his strength. The two of them sat dryly on the sofa and didn't go to pick up the dishes. White smoke gradually came out from the baking tray.

That... really... really hurts? Fairy Bai asked with a blushing face.

Otherwise, where do you think this is? Some people practice Iron Head Kung Fu, Iron Sand Palm, and Iron Cloth Shirt. Have you ever heard of iron crotch Kung Fu? Jiang Qiao said angrily.

Fairy Bai was silent, she suddenly thought of a horizontal exercise method called Golden Bell Cover in Buddhism, and the door of the cover is just under the crotch.

As an ordinary person, Jiang Qiao was kicked to the point by himself again. Judging from his appearance, it seemed that he was really in pain.

Then...then can I do something for you? Fairy Bai squeezed her fingers, her face tangled.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao's face brightened, and he asked tentatively.

Why don't you heal me like you were on the Ferris wheel? Wherever it hurts, heal it. The fairy will rejuvenate with his hands, and heal the disease with his hands!

Fairy Bai was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly realized that Jiang Qiao, a shameless villain, was molesting her again! Is there... is there something a girl can knead? !

Bold thief, if it wasn't for being outside, I would stab you to death with a sword now! Fairy Bai said in a low voice, stood up in shame and indignation, and went to get the vegetables.

I thought of him kindly, but he was fine, his mind was full of rustling things. Isn't it said that pornography, gambling and drugs are against the law? Why didn't the police arrest him!

Jiang Qiao felt that he was wronged, he was the one who was injured, and almost lost his children and grandchildren, but Fairy Bai not only refused to heal his injuries, but also stomped on him severely.

He smacked his lips and turned his head to look at Fairy Bai's graceful figure, as if...as if the joke had been exaggerated.

He rubbed his crotch casually, stood up and followed, saw that Fairy Bai was only taking vegetables, and said sadly:

Fairy, if you eat like you, the two of us can't make money even if we eat our own belly. Didn't I tell you just now, you can take whatever is expensive. Look at beef, oysters, and Pipi shrimp. Eat hard, if you don’t like drinks, there’s yogurt over there, you can take whatever you want, and there’ll be steak later.”

Fairy Bai pursed her lips. Her diet was always light, but Jiang Qiao also said just now that if she didn't work hard, she would be taking advantage of a capitalist like the boss.

128 yuan for two people is very expensive. It is only 100 yuan for an hour of massage for him. The last time I went to that very old noodle shop with him and ate two bowls of noodles, it only cost less than 20 yuan.

Indeed, you have to get back all the money you spent, or you will lose money.

Jiang Qiao patronized to pick out rare and expensive ones, but there was no vegetarian dish on the plate, it was all meat.

What are those little saucers they're holding for?

It's a dipping sauce. You can mix whatever flavor you like. After it's baked for a while, dip it and eat it. The taste will be even better.

oh.

Seeing her lack of interest, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but said: When you come out to play, you have to throw away the old-fashioned routine. No matter whether there is nutrition or impurities, you might as well accept the rules of this society like ordinary people. Everything, eat whatever is delicious.

So, do you want spicy food? Fairy Bai glanced at him.

Jiang Qiao looked serious: I can eat three slices of the same meat without seasoning, or ten slices with seasoning. Which one do you choose?

She lowered her eyelids, and gently pulled the corners of her mouth: Just this one time, not the next time.

Oh yeah! Fairy, I love you so much!

Jiang Qiao accidentally pulled her hand up and kissed her, then he froze immediately, as if he was on the verge of being beaten again and again.

He raised his head and took a sneak peek at her face, which instantly turned crimson, as if he was still in a daze just like himself, unable to react.

Cough... I'm going to make dipping sauce, Fairy, uh, you can do whatever you want. He was worried that Fairy Bai would lose her temper in the next second and run away in a hurry.

Fairy Bai stood on the spot like a sculpture without blinking her eyes, holding her breath nervously, her heart was pounding, that Dengtuzi said he liked her, and... boldly kissed her hand?

He, how dare he!

Are you really not afraid to call him yourself?

Damn Jiang Qiao, pervert, hooligan, adulterer, apprentice, go back and electrocute you!

For a moment, strange emotions spread wantonly in my heart.

She blushed, and subconsciously did not dare to look at Jiang Qiao. She lowered her head and poured herself a bowl of corn rib soup, took a few sips, and finally calmed down from the panic, but her face was still crimson.

Damn heart demon! Is it a trick? You don't want to disturb my Dao heart! She said loudly in her heart.

Tsk tsk tsk, cold and lonely fairy Bai, I didn't do anything in the dark, it's you who thinks about the world, don't think about throwing all the blame on me, you, the Taoist heart is getting more and more unstable~ The heart demon is charming The voice rang directly in her mind.

You...I didn't! She was furious for a while, Come out by yourself, I don't want to eat this meal.

Shy? Panicked? Don't know how to face him? So you want me to deal with it? Isn't it just a kiss and a hand? If you really want to have a clear conscience, what are you worried about?

The demon joked, Oh~ By the way, Jiang Qiao really loves you, do you want to accept him? You should have a crush on him too, right?

Shut up, don't try to confuse me again!

Well, it's not impossible for me to come out, but have you really thought about it? In case I kiss him...

Shut up!

Fairy Bai forced himself to sit back in his seat calmly. Jiang Qiao had already started to grill the meat with oil.

Both of them avoided talking about what happened just now. Jiang Qiao felt guilty and was afraid of getting an electric shock. Fairy Bai didn't know what to say. Thinking of what happened just now made her heart flutter, and the scene was a little awkward for a while.

This tender beef is delicious, try it.

Pipi shrimp tastes very delicious, and it is also very fragrant without dipping sauce.

And this scallop, it tastes amazing when it's cooked.

Thirsty? Shall I get you some yogurt?

At this time, Jiang Qiao was very hospitable, and he put all the roasted meat into Fairy Bai's bowl.

Fairy Bai swallowed the roast meat and said to him very seriously:

Next time, next time you dare to kiss me again, I will electrocute you to death!

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