Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

No matter how Jiang Qiao talked long and short, he still received random electricity.

Fairy Bai couldn't understand the profound and profound Chinese, but he knew that his dog couldn't spit out ivory, so it probably wasn't a good word.

At this time, Fu Lu Shouxi came over very sensiblely, and gently licked the cheek of his shit-shoveling officer. He saw his body twitch and ran to the bend of Bai Fairy's legs, probably because he watched Seeing that the excrement shovel still has breath, he is not dead, so he is relieved.

Jiang Qiao stuck out his numb tongue, sat next to Fairy Bai, secretly hooked her little finger, and pretended to change the subject: How about going out today?

Bai Yueling looked down at his dishonest dog's paw, and subconsciously wanted to pull his finger out, but when he thought that he still had to save money to buy a house, he held back for a long time and said, You have to add more money today.

No problem, add more money. Jiang Qiao nodded with a serious face.

Two hundred! She stared fiercely.

Two hundred is two hundred!

He gently pinched his fingertips, but he didn't dare to push too far, so he could only press his fingertips for a while and then stop.

There was a slight touch from her finger, and Fairy Bai thought about her salary, took a deep breath and finally endured it. As long as he is not too much, for the sake of money, I will follow him.

Jiang Qiao scrutinized her micro-expression secretly, feeling flustered, it's different for someone who spent money, if he dared to touch her like this before, he might have called her early.

He began to boldly hang Bai Fairy's fingertips with his nails, Bai Yueling's palms were numb and panicked, so he squeezed tightly and warned him in a deep voice.

Don't move!

Jiang Qiao bared his teeth in pain and yelled, Ah, it hurts, it hurts, fairy, loosen up a little bit, your fingers, nails and flesh will be crushed by you!

Fairy Bai let out a soft snort to spare his frivolity: Do you still dare to move?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , dare not be. Jiang Qiao looked at his somewhat red and swollen thumbs, wanting to cry, why did he have to die to test the fairy's bottom line.

Fairy Bai retracted her hand into her sleeve, not giving him any chance to take advantage, and said in a low voice, I've held hands with you today, two hundred yuan, don't forget!

No!

Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth and refused: Haven't you heard a saying? Customers are gods. I spent money to buy services, but I didn't enjoy the services, and I was raped by you. At this time, I have to give you money. Why? ?It’s like the genuine grandparents who pay to subscribe. If Nanfeng is heavily flooded, will they continue to watch it? They’ve left long ago.”

you!

Bai Yueling was extremely annoyed, it was clearly his fault, he didn't say anything about being frivolous to her, but even beat her up, he knew to threaten her with money, she felt so wronged that she wanted to cry.

She took a deep breath, stretched out her hand from her sleeve, and passed it with only one pinky finger out.

It was agreed to just hold your fingers, I didn't say to make you knead and pinch!

If you don't knead or knead, I won't be able to get in.

Jiang Qiao immediately hooked his little finger with a smile, and only rubbed against it occasionally, but Bai Yue moved her lips smartly and did not speak.

You haven't said yet, how do you feel after going out all day today? Jiang Qiao asked casually.

I felt very good. I swaggered past the police, and no one questioned my identity information, which shows that I have fully adapted to modern society. As long as I don't say that I am an alien, no one will find out.

Well, what did you do today?

I read the book at Huaxin Bookstore, went to the supermarket like an ordinary person, took the train at a fairly good speed, and tried on some clothes, but I didn't think they looked good so I didn't buy them. Fairy Bai said solemnly Just made up a story.

Tsk tsk, I can't see it, it's not bad.

Jiang Qiao clicked his tongue in admiration, and suddenly asked, What does the subway look like?

Bai Yueling was dumbfounded, and then looked at him with a frown: Why, do you suspect that I'm lying, or that I haven't been on a train?

Don't dare, how could Elder Sister Fairy lie? I'm afraid that you're on the wrong ride. Is the train you're talking about going underground fast and catching fire?

Bai Yueling blinked, then nodded heavily: Yes, it's a burning car.

Jiang Qiao said quietly, The train doesn't catch fire at all...

Fairy Bai's expression froze, and she immediately realized that this guy was cheating on her, and he succeeded.

She pulled hard, pressed him on the sofa again, twisted his ears and said ruthlessly, Gou Jiangqiao, did you find out a long time ago!

What did you find? Jiang Qiao asked knowingly.

Found me... Fairy Bai's tone faltered, and then she twisted her hands, Say it yourself!

Ah, it hurts, it hurts, I said, I found that you only walked around the entrance of Huaxin Bookstore, and you were stopped at the entrance of the supermarket, and you couldn't enter the clothing store, so you could only look at the clothes displayed in the window. The subway doesn’t catch fire at all, it’s a car that runs fast on the rails, you can’t go anywhere in a day, but you’re afraid of being laughed at by me if you go home early, so you can only wander outside…”

Jiang Qiao gave her a pitiful look: Am I right about these things?

Fairy Bai's face turned hot, does this guy have clairvoyance? How did you guess so accurately! It's outrageous!

You...how do you know everything? Tell me, are you secretly following me again?

Because I can read minds, I know what's going on in your mind! Humph, so don't try to hide it from me in the future.

You can read minds, why don't you say you want to go to heaven? Hurry up and get it!

Fairy Bai didn't believe it at all. She exerted force on her hand, and Jiang Qiao immediately cried out in pain.

It's all my guess, because you don't have a health code, the whole city is under martial law, so you can't go anywhere, and I analyze your behavior pattern according to your personality, and come to the conclusion just now, this is called psychology, if you want to If you want to learn, call me Master, and I can teach you.

Pooh!

Fairy Bai gave up after spitting, she had already been fooled once, how could she be fooled a second time, this guy wanted to take advantage of her again.

Since you know, why didn't you call me earlier? Did you just want to watch me make a fool of yourself? She had a cold face.

Jiang Qiao shrank his neck: I am also Zhong... I only guessed it when I saw the strict control of the community when I picked you up just now.

Yeah?

Yes Yes Yes.

He nodded earnestly: Yue Ling, you are just too good-faced. If you have no place to go outside, you should go home early. I won't laugh at you. On the contrary, you are out alone and unfamiliar with the place. What worries you most It's you, who is almost 10,000 years old, and still loses his temper like a child, what's the embarrassment?

Fairy Bai blushed, the reason why she didn't want to go home early was simple, she just wanted to take a gamble.

Jiang Qiao quietly took her little hand.

Don't do this in the future, you know? I... and the cat at home are very worried about you.

Thanks to [Xiao Qi for the South Wind] for the 2000 rewards, to [Mao's Phagocytosis] for the 1800 rewards, and to [Current Before the Wind] for the 100 rewards.