Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Hearing the inner demon's words, Jiang Qiao's mood was very complicated.

Fairy Bai's heart is unstable, on the one hand, it means that he gradually has a good impression of him, but on the other hand, the chances of the inner demon completely taking over the body are also getting bigger and bigger.

This seems to be stuck in an infinite loop that cannot be broken.

So is there any way to get rid of the demons?

Jiang Qiao thought wildly and gradually fell into a deep sleep.

He slept until three poles in the sun, and Jiang Qiao slowly emerged from the quilt. He glanced at his phone, and it was actually past ten o'clock, and he slept in a daze for nearly 5 hours.

He put on his pajamas and got out of bed, and opened the door to see Fairy Bai sitting on the cushions and meditating. The washing machine on the balcony was buzzing, probably washing the clothes he bought yesterday.

Fairy, good morning. Jiang Qiao greeted with a smile.

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly, then closed her eyes slowly, with a long breath: The sun is already drying your buttocks, it's getting late.

Jiang Qiao shrugged indifferently.

On such a cold day, I came out when I came out. It was just warm when I was in the sun.

She shook her head gently: How many times have I told you that a day's plan depends on the morning, how can you be able to achieve such a lazy nature?

I don't go to work, I don't practice immortality, I just relax when I go home. Why don't I sleep? Since I've decided to lie down, I have to show it off. Life is too short to learn to enjoy it early.

Jiang Qiao hummed a song softly, walked into the bathroom and began to brush his teeth and wash his face, Fairy Bai sighed helplessly as he listened to his mouth full of fallacies.

This guy is living in a modern society where everyone lives and works in peace and contentment. If he is in Ziwei Xing, he will understand how cruel reality is.

Whether it is a mortal or a cultivator, you need to make every effort to survive, otherwise you will only be reduced to fish and meat that will be slaughtered by others.

Auntie and uncle went to work, let's have something to eat at noon, and she'll make something delicious when she comes back in the evening.

Fairy Bai's voice came from the living room, Jiang Qiao's mouth was full of foam, and he vaguely agreed.

After washing up, he came to the living room and licked the cat habitually. After Bai Yueling let out a long sigh of relief, he slowly stopped his work.

Fu Lu Shouxi shit last night, go and shovel shit for them.

Jiang Qiao looked sad, she didn't want to shovel shit after getting up for so long, so she had to wait for him to do it?

Yueling, since you have decided to raise small animals, you must be nice to them. Taking care of them, eating, drinking, and sleeping, is also a part of the world's heart refining.

Bai Yueling plausibly said: You said it yourself, I am only responsible for being elegant and beautiful, and you will do the dirty work.

...

The speechless Jiang Qiao rolled away to shovel shit, swearing and talking about dogs and cats, while retching.

He really couldn't understand why it was so stinky when it was a kitten with a milky fragrance.

Don't be in a daze when you're done, come and meditate, practice daily, don't slack off!

Can I rest today? Continue tomorrow?

No. Fairy Bai decisively refused, and there was no room for negotiation.

Jiang Qiao sat in a silent posture with a ruthless expression on his face. Every time he finished sitting, his legs were stiff and could not be retracted, and his spine and back were also pulled so badly. uncomfortable.

Starting from today, the goal is to sit and meditate for 30 minutes. You need to correct your posture, calm your mind, and don't think wildly. Bai Yueling said lightly.

It was only 10 minutes yesterday, and half an hour today?

Jiang Qiao simply opened his mouth: You better kill me, the life is short, I will not cultivate this immortal!

Would you rather sit still for 30 minutes, or would you rather be quenched by lightning for 30 minutes? Bai Yueling's face was calm, but electric sparks kept popping from his fingertips.

Jiang Qiao immediately changed his face. He was still electrocuted for 30 minutes? The whole person will be electrocuted into a ball of coke.

Why don't you just sit still? Don't say thirty minutes, I'll sit and show you for an hour.

That's an hour.

...

He really wanted to slap himself twice, if he didn't speak, he would die.

Seeing his honest and upright posture, Bai Yueling suddenly said, Today I will continue to go to the bookstore to read, and I won't come back for lunch at noon.

Jiang Qiao opened his eyes and looked at her: Am I going with you?

Can you read the book?

He vowed: If it's a novel, it's fine to read it all day. No one knows how to pass the time better than me.

Bai Yueling thinks of Breaking the Sky that he has read before. The world in the book is magnificent, and the content of the story is even more fascinating. It is really good to pass the time.

Forget it, you are too rude, I don't want to have a rookie dog by my side.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but blushed, what does this have to do with whether he is a good eater?

You despise me, aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend now? Couples should be together anytime, anywhere, eat together, go shopping together, and read books together.

Should you take a shower and sleep together? Fairy Bai looked at him calmly.

I don't mind, if you wish...

Jiang Qiao looked at her face [if you want to get a call, just say it], and immediately changed her words righteously: Of course not! People can't have no bottom line, not to mention our relationship is fake, it's a money transaction.

Fairy Bai snorted softly, counting you as wise, or else I'll call you.

Then can I go by myself?

Jiang Qiao nodded quickly: Even if they are really worthwhile couples, they have their own personal space in the process of interacting. It's easy to get tired of sticking together all the time, and distance creates beauty.

Bai Yueling is very satisfied with Jiang Qiao's performance. Aunt Xia is right, man, you have to beat when you need to beat. If you show some tricks, this guy will be honest. It seems that he usually has less electricity. .

That's the most human-like thing you've said today.

Jiang Qiao was speechless. He co-authored that he usually can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth?

I'm leaving, you just stay at home honestly, sit still and don't think about being lazy, and don't follow!

Don't be lazy, and don't follow! He nodded.

Fairy Bai put on her little white shoes, opened the door to look back at him, and warned, Don't sneak up after a while, if I find out, you'll be dead!

...

Is this woman the roundworm in his heart? Can you guess such a secret idea?

Jiang Qiao sighed and gave up: Now do you know the way?

I won't get lost again! Fairy Bai said firmly.

Well, it's still the same sentence. Remember to call me if you have something. Your mobile phone is not bound to a bank card. You should take the 500 yuan first and buy it directly when you see something you want to buy.

Jiang Qiao ran back to his room, took out five hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and handed them to her. Fortunately, he opened a shop and had enough cash.

By the way, remember your home address. If you get lost, take a taxi back by yourself. 3-3, Building 3, Sunshine Garden.