Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Bai Yueling was lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, but a clear Taoism fluctuated violently at this moment. If it goes on like this, Taoism will be damaged.

Jiang Qiao's words sounded fine, but he always felt that something was wrong.

However, cultivators should be firm in their beliefs and believe in themselves. If the relationship between the two is false, then it is false.

Even if the play is real, it is still a play!

She took a deep breath, sat cross-legged on the bed and recited Huang Ting, before all the messy thoughts in her mind were expelled.

...

After shoveling Fu Lu Shouxi's shit, Jiang Qiao leisurely returned to his room and lay down, recalling the shy look on Fairy Bai's face just now, an uncontrollable smirk appeared on his face.

The plan to kidnap the fairy into a wife is progressing slowly and smoothly.

After a day of shopping, drowsiness quickly came to his mind, Jiang Qiao closed his eyes, thinking that one day he would be able to hug the fairy back and slowly fall asleep.

...

On the top of the snow-capped mountain, a man with white hair and a plain robe stood on the top of the mountain, and behind him stood a girl in red.

Teacher, immortal cultivators should abandon the seven emotions and six desires, and only if they forget their emotions can they hope for the Dao.

Why is it too forgetful?

Heartless and heartless.

The girl in red stared straight at his back, her voice soft: Master, what if you can't do it?

If you can't do it, you can't get out of it.

He sighed faintly: I only took half a step, but I can't take the last half step...

The red-clothed girl bit her lip: If you are really too forgetful, will you forget me too, Master?

His body trembled, his eyes closed slightly, and a trace of bitterness appeared on his face.

I won't forget it, I just don't have any feelings for things outside my body.

Am I also an outsider?

He nodded hard.

If this is cultivating immortals, I would rather not do it!

The girl turned and swept down the top of the mountain, leaving a bright red in the pale and endless ice and snow.

Xuefeng blew up his plain white Taoist robe, looking at the figure of his disciple, a bitter smile appeared on his everlasting expression.

Children, idiots, if a cultivator can't clear his mind and have few desires, and the more distracted thoughts arise in his heart, then the Tao's heart will collapse, the bottleneck will be heavy, the demons in the heart will be rampant, and the day of detachment will be far away.

...

The icy cold wind whistled outside the window, as if it was a snow-capped wind. Jiang Qiao woke up with a shudder inexplicably. He glanced at the window, no wonder it was so cold, it turned out that he forgot to close it.

But the quilt was so warm, I had to get up after closing the window. Forget it, huddle in the quilt and endure it for a while, and the night will soon pass.

The tip of his nose smelled a faint fragrance, which Jiang Qiao was very familiar with, and being able to appear in the room at this time could only explain one problem on his bed.

He turned his head and saw Bai Yueling leaning on his side, looking at him with his chin on his hand. Those scarlet eyes were a little dazed, and the hand that often touched him didn't move unexpectedly tonight.

This is at my house, didn't I tell you not to mess around? What if my parents found out at night. Jiang Qiao looked helpless.

They won't wake up.

Bai Yueling blinked: Did you just...Did you have a dream?

No, absolutely not!

Jiang Qiao shook his head in denial, this woman actually thought she was YY her? What good YY does she have? Isn't she a little more beautiful and a little better in shape? There are many two-dimensional wives, and it's not that she hasn't seen it.

Bai Yueling smiled like a smile: Jiang Lang, you are not serious. I didn't say 'Le Wuhen', but that kind of serious dream.

Then there is nothing more. If you don't come, I can sleep until dawn. In medicine, no dream is considered a resting state with better sleep.

Think about it carefully, you really didn't dream? Bai Yueling's mouth twitched.

Jiang Qiao thought for a while, then shook his head again, just looking at her eyes with a puzzled tone: Am I talking in my sleep?

Guess? Bai Yueling blinked.

Jiang Qiao said angrily, I can't guess.

Well, you said you love me so much, I wish I could get a marriage certificate with me after I get my ID card, and then raise three children together, that is, not overbirth, and still contribute to the country. Bai Yueling said seriously.

The tone of this nonsense is like my tone, but it's not like my style. Raising children is so expensive now that I can't even afford to raise three? Jiang Qiao had already decided that she was lying.

Bai Yueling sneered, hesitated for a few seconds and then slowly said: Master, can you call me disciple again?

This delicate voice made Jiang Qiao's bones brittle.

Bold witch, don't even think about destroying my Taoism and messing up my mind!

Heart silently: Steady!

What do you want to do? Jiang Qiao looked vigilant.

I don't want to do anything, I just want to hear it, hurry up, hurry up~ She shook Jiang Qiao's arm coquettishly.

His fingers touched the delicate skin, he took a breath and broke out in a cold sweat: Where's your clothes?

A serious person who sleeps and wears clothes~

Jiang Qiao's tone was faint: You mean I'm not serious?

The winter in the south is really too cold, and it is icy cold below the thighs every morning, so he not only wore long clothes and long trousers, he even wanted to put on socks.

My body is warm. Master, do you want to take off my clothes and hold me to sleep? Go back to the house on time every morning to ensure that no one can find out~

Bai Yueling whispered softly in his ear: My disciple, I just want to secretly be a pair of wild mandarin ducks with you that no one notices, and just simply hug and sleep, do nothing~

No, I don't want to.

Jiang Qiao immediately shook his head fiercely, could he still guarantee that he would do nothing when he hugged him to sleep? The only bit of sobriety I fear will be forgotten in an instant.

He once watched a video saying that people are actually controlled by hormones secreted by their organs.

The bewitchment of the inner demon is really powerful.

Fortunately, his will is stronger, his love for Fairy Bai is unswerving, and he wins a game of chess.

Jiang Lang, you are really ruthless.

Bai Yueling pouted and said in a very resentful tone: Look at me, how can I compare to her? The same face, the same body, even if I imitate her, it is very vivid. If I cultivate with me, not only can my cultivation be a thousand miles a day, You can still enjoy double the happiness, and you don’t want this door-to-door deal?”

I'm a law-abiding traditional youth, and I can't have sex before getting married, he said dryly.

Bai Yueling smiled and said, Since that's the case... When my ID card arrives, we'll go get it!

Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated.

No, I don't care if I talk about it, I'll wait to see what my parents say.

Aunt Xia is in charge of the family, and she likes me. Do you think they agree?

I still can't. I made a poisonous oath when I was 15 years old. I will not get married before I am 28 years old. I want to be an honest and trustworthy person. You can't force me.

If you're 28, that's not two years.

Bai Yueling said with a smile: Then it's settled.

Jiang Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief. This inner demon still reasoned with him, so in the past two years, he had to work with Fairy Bai to figure out how to solve the inner demon problem.

Bai Yueling slept beside his pillow, her hands gently scratching his chest.

Speaking of which, don't interrupt, Master, call me a disciple, okay?

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(I share with you the daily life of my fairy wife and I, and you still scold me, woohoo)

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