Fairy cage

Yu Lie looked at the old beggar across from him in surprise, and thoughts suddenly came to his mind.

At the beginning, Yu Lie was in the landlady's yard when he saw the other party picking up a sloppy old Taoist boy. Since the retreat was quite fruitful, he spent a few talismans to treat the other party to take a bath at the landlady's place. .

Unexpectedly, now that he entered this prison, he would see this person again.

The old beggar probably didn't recognize Yu Lie yet, he just kept eating the monkey wine from the wine bag.

The other party looked very indecent when eating. He drank too much and made himself choke. He coughed while drinking.

The aroma of fruit wine suddenly filled the prison.

Yu Lie saw the other party drinking so vigorously, and the alcohol bug in his stomach seemed to be aroused. He took off the shackles on his body with a click, patted his abdomen, and took out a big big fish from the belly of the bloody toad. The cylinder was placed with a clang on the ground made of fine iron.

belch!

When the old beggar next door saw what Yu Lie was doing, he burped and was stunned.

Because the large vat Yu Lie took out was filled with wine. As soon as the wine vat was taken out, the aroma of wine in the prison became even stronger.

In particular, monkey wine is made by wild monkeys in the mountains who pick fruits and use natural tree holes to allow the fruits to rot on their own.

This unique rotten smell, mixed with the cold and rotten stench of the prison, suddenly became different. At least it makes people no longer smell the rotting smell of straw, and it feels like they are in a lush mountain forest instead of a cold and dark place.

Yu Lie knocked on the wine jar in front of him and said with a smile:

"Sir, don't worry, I still have some here, junior. I'll give you a refill after you've finished your drink."

Hearing this, the old beggar just took away the half-dried wine bag from his mouth and smiled happily.

He showed his toothless mouth: "Hey! A good family will lead to a good family! What a benefactor!"

The other party quickly hooked his hand and asked Yu Lie to push the wine jar over.

There was a clang sound.

Yu Lie also did what the other party wanted. With a slight flick, he pushed the jar to the edge of the iron railing and hit it.

"Be gentle, be gentle, don't fall over. It would be a pity if it falls over." The old beggar monkey said anxiously.

Immediately, the other party stuffed the wine bag, held hands, and approached the wine jar to drink. But although the other person looks like a skinny monkey, he is still a human being with a big head and cannot fit through the gap between the iron bars.

As for lying on the railing and holding the wine directly with your hands, the other party either thought it would contaminate the wine, or thought it would be too wasteful, so he stopped again.

Yu Lie leaned forward and said nothing, just watching the old beggar scratching his ears and cheeks in a hurry again.

Suddenly, the other party had an idea and thought of a way.

The old beggar took out a straw stick from the straw pile under his body, then inserted it into the wine vat, licked his cheeks, and started to drink vigorously.

One straw was not enough. While sucking, the old beggar kept moving his hands to find another intact straw from the straw pile and stuffed it into his mouth.

After a while, the old beggar stuffed a dozen straw straws into his mouth and sucked them in big gulps.

He didn't know how flexible the other party's speech and tongue were, so he just lay on the railing, pulling with one hand and grabbing the iron pillar with the other, drinking comfortably, without changing a single movement or changing half of the straw pole.

Yu Lie looked at the scene in front of him in amazement.

The level of wine in the wine vat slowly dropped, but the old beggar still refused to let go, making Yu Lie realize that he had met a strange man who was addicted to alcohol.

He pondered in his mind:

"This place is the most critical prison in the Yamen of Heishui Town. Even seventh-grade ferocious beasts, shaped like pigs and dogs, can be imprisoned here. This person can be imprisoned here, or he is like me, come here Those who have accumulated Qi and blood either have a big background... If you make friends with this person first, maybe it will be an opportunity!"

This made him want to rub his hands together and chat warmly with the other person.

However, Yu Lie thought about it and realized that he shouldn't be too impatient or obvious.

He turned to take out the meat obtained in the wild from the belly of the blood clam, took out a brazier, lit the charcoal, set up a simple rack, and placed it on it for roasting.

Yu Lie didn't say much, but when the aroma of meat and spices wafted up, the old beggar, who was sipping his drink with his eyes closed, had already widened his eyes and stared closely at the brazier in Yu Lie's cage.

Zhila! The fat dripping from the animal flesh.

The saliva from the old beggar's mouth was also dripping.

After it was cooked through, Yu Lie took out a knife, trimmed it a few times, and handed over a tiger claw:

"Elder, please use it."

The old beggar took it, grabbed the barbecue with his dirty hands, and began to bite it impatiently, showing an expression of grinning from being burned.

Three times five divided by two, half an hour passed.

After eating and drinking, the whole meat-winged tiger that Yu Lie took out was eaten, and fifty or sixty kilograms of wine in the wine vat was also consumed.

The old beggar next door just burped loudly again and murmured:

"I was starving to death and finally had a full meal."

Yu Lie asked in an insinuating manner at the right time: "May I ask this elder, how long have you been locked up here and you are so hungry?"

But when he finished asking, the old beggar next door didn't respond at all. He was already lying in the pile of straw, motionless.

This made Yu Lie almost think that the other party was exhausted.

And when he got closer to look at the old beggar, he saw that the old beggar was not breathing at all, and he really looked as if he was dead.

Pacing in his cage, Yu Lie thought for a few times before he concluded: "This person must have fallen asleep again."

After eating and drinking enough, he slept without even a word of thanks.

Facing the inmates who behaved so lazily and strangely, Yu Lie was not annoyed at all, but found it interesting.

Because according to what is said in the storybook, this is probably the other party's quirk, and it can be regarded as a test.

Of course, in this case, it is very possible that he was just cheating on him by eating and drinking, and was trying to trick Yu Lie into serving him carefully.

Because when Yu Lie first came to Heishui Town, some of the new Taoist boys in the same batch were tricked into eating and drinking by the rogue Taoist boys in the town, pretending to be rich men and women. After supporting the other party for half a year, I found out that the other party had no abilities.

But today is different from the past. A little wine and meat are nothing to Yu Lie. And the place he was in was no longer a large courtyard with a mixture of fish and dragons, but a prison deep in the yamen.

Anyone who can live in a place like this must be a talent!

The old beggar next door fell asleep, so Yu Lie fell asleep without bothering him.

Next.

Yu Lie continued to practice his guidance skills in his own cage.

But whenever he finished his martial arts training and ate wine and meat, the old beggar next door would wake up in time and feast together.

After drinking enough wine and eating animal meat, the old beggar would burp again and lie down among the straw.

This was repeated for more than a month, and Yu Lie was not tired of lust at all.

Finally, when he had finished drinking the wine he had stolen from the golden monkey, he had almost finished eating the meat stored in his bag.

Yu Lie just spread his hands towards the old beggar who woke up on time...