Evolution Paradise, are you the natural disaster?

Meng Yi used a few buckets of instant noodles to win over the young Kevin.

The nonsensical Meng Shanren taught Kevin about the 360 ​​major types and 129,600 minor types of instant noodles, which made Kevin stunned.

"Oh! My, God!"

"Shenzhou! Yinchuising!"

"Instant noodles! Shenzhou food!"

The emotional little Kevin exclaimed repeatedly, and his dirty palms clapped red.

As expected of his future school teacher, he knows so much!

Seeing that he successfully fooled the young Kevin and made Kevin embark on a road of no return of "eating noodles as long as he lives".

This is indeed the case. What can Europeans eat?

Eating dry bread with a monthly income of 3,000 yuan, eating dry bread with a monthly income of 30,000 yuan, isn't this money earned in vain?

On the other hand, the residents of the vast Shenzhou area

A person who earns 3,000 yuan a month spends 1,500 yuan on food, while a person who earns 30,000 yuan a month spends 10,000 yuan on food. The difference is obvious.

In order to consolidate his interest in eating noodles, Meng Yi "kindly" gave Kevin a box of instant noodles with different flavors, so that he could take it back and share the joy of eating noodles freely with his parents.

When humans are in trouble, the kind food given by outsiders will make people unforgettable; and the unforgettable experience in childhood will affect a person's life.

…

In the following sea voyage, Meng Yi established a good relationship with Kevin, who was gradually becoming rounder.

Unfortunately, the ship arrived at Qianyu College in Changkong City in the Far East. Kevin found that Meng Yi was not his teacher, which made Kevin a little depressed.

There are quite a few immigrants from the European continent who came to Changkong City.

In order to allow immigrant students from other countries like Kevin to adapt to the change in learning atmosphere as much as possible, the school authorities of Qianyu College specially arranged them into the same immigrant class.

Meng Yi's purpose of coming here was not really to tease Kevin, he had more important plans.

"The Second Herrscher·Truth·Joyce" took the initiative to die, resulting in the rulers of human civilization being a mess.

Although Mobius had some scheming methods, she spent more energy in the field of scientific research.

And "The First Herrscher·Origin·Alicia"...

emmm, the character of the pink coin is not suitable for political struggle.

Even if she turns evil, this guy is still a pink coin after being cut open.

Unless Alicia is tortured all over, there is a tiny possibility that a ruthless character of the type of "Honkai Version·Female Emperor" will emerge.

But in this way, the uncertainty of the pink coin "Destiny·Symmetry Break" will be greatly reduced.

Instead of increasing the efforts to cultivate Alicia, it is better to let the pink coin go, which may bring unexpected miracles.

Therefore, Meng Yi believes that it is more appropriate to re-cultivate a decisive ruler.

Dr. Mei, who has a very high evil animal index, naturally caught Meng Yi's attention.

She is good at fighting for power and has outstanding scientific research talents. Wouldn't it be a pity not to cultivate such a good seedling?

The only thing wrong with Dr. Mei is that she lacks individual power and "Honkai adaptability".

Problems that are difficult to solve for others are nothing to Meng Yi.

Two super bodyguards were arranged for Dr. Mei in the early stage, and then she stood up on her own.

Who are the two bodyguards?

It just so happens that "Savior Hero Kevin" owes Meng Yi a lot of instant noodles, so let Kevin work for a lifetime to repay it.

For the second bodyguard, you have to choose an individual with excellent "Honkai adaptability" and full combat talent.

Kevin is a frontal combat unit with big moves, so it is more appropriate to choose an individual power who is proficient in assassination and protection.

The pink coin of Ailixia is excluded first;

The first Baturu of Shenzhou·Fu Dazhuang (Red Kite Immortal·Fu Hua) must also be excluded;

The "Hero of Annihilation·Qianjie", whose fighting style is similar to Kevin, joined "Fire Chaser" by accident, and is listed as the top two combat forces of "Fire Chaser", must also be excluded.

After a lot of picking and choosing, "Hero of Moment·Ying" from the Far East is more suitable.

Ying's "Honkai Energy Adaptability" is very high. After her hometown was shattered by "The Herrscher of Thunder", she joined another department of "Fire Chaser", "Poison Pupa", and began to work as an assassin, responsible for cleaning up reactionary forces.

The ancestor version·Yaezou's family runs a martial arts school. Before the "Fusion Warrior Transformation Experiment", Sakura's individual combat power should not be underestimated.

In the original "plot destiny", this Yaezou fused with "Judgment-level Honkai Beast·Yaksha", and basically could do a one-to-one exchange with "Fusion Warrior·Qianjie".

Ice pig on the left, pink donkey on the right.

The two generals Heng and Ha are complete, which is enough for Dr. Mei to quickly seize the highest power of human civilization.

With the combination of Mobius + Mei, Meng Yi does not plan to personally train the remaining research characters such as Einstein and Wei Wei.

…

Time flies, Meng Yi stands on the three-foot podium of the fifth grade of Qianyu College, giving the little carrot heads sitting upright in the audience the last lesson of their primary school life.

Lao Meng, who never pursues happy education and corporally punishes students every now and then, enjoys the reputation of "devil teacher".

Ranked first among the top ten villains evaluated by students in the primary school department of Qianyu College.

Meng Yi's reputation was slandered by a little kid, and Kevin from the next class couldn't stand people slandering the kind Lao Meng, so Kevin's ancestor looked for someone to fight every now and then.

It can be said that in the two years since he transferred to school, Kevin has either been fighting or on the way to fight.

Relying on his superb "Honkai adaptability" and a strong physique far beyond his peers, Kevin has become a fierce force in the elementary school department of Qianyu Academy.

Thus, he jumped to the level of elementary school bully, and was called "Devil Bai's running dog Kai"!

"There is a good news, and another better news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Since it was the last class, Meng Yi was too lazy to tell the students in the class what the textbook content was.

"Gudong..."

After two years, the little radish head who was well-behaved by the "class teacher·Devil Bai" swallowed hard.

A naughty fifth-grade elementary school student said weakly: "Teacher Bai, can we hear the first good news first?"

Better news? No one would believe it!

If they heard it from other teachers, these little radish heads would be very happy.

Unfortunately, it came from the mouth of the notorious 'Devil White', so how credible the word 'good' is is up to everyone.

Meng Yi said calmly: "No problem."

"According to the regulations of the Ministry of Education, starting from your level, the proportion of physical fitness assessment in various exams will be increased."

"That is to say, you will have a lot of physical education classes in the future, and the physical education teacher will no longer be sick all day long."

"Really?"

"Fuck!"

Elementary school students are at the age of loving to move and play, and they were so happy to hear this good news that they couldn't close their mouths.

Unlike the fragile college students whose physical fitness has almost degenerated into useless people, running 1000 meters can kill 80% of college students.

"Don't be happy too early."

"I went to a meeting this morning, and the people above said that they would popularize the "Honkai Energy Body Building Technique" throughout the world, subtly improve the people's resistance to the "Honkai Disease", and steadily enhance the "Honkai Energy Adaptability". "

The impact of the "Second Herrscher Truth Joyce" incident two years ago was too bad.

No matter how hard the rulers of human civilization try to suppress it, they can't suppress the overwhelming heat, not to mention that there are 250 million new humans.

In the past two years, although there has been no "Herrscher Advent Incident" worldwide, there are still many "high-level Honkai Beasts" such as Emperor-level Honkai Beasts and Judgment-level Honkai Beasts, and it is impossible to hide it.

Dr. Mobius' team, who is engaged in life science research, has developed a result to deal with the above-"Honkai Energy Body Forging Technique" based on Honkai Energy Crystal Human + Alicia Gene Sample + Honkai Beast Materials.

This move can not only increase the overall potential of human civilization, but also improve Mobius's status within the "Fire Chaser Moth", and temporarily ease the contradiction between the old humans and the new humans. It can be said to be a means of killing two birds with one stone.

"No problem! It's just physical exercise!"

Most fifth-grade elementary school students don't know the twists and turns inside, nor do they know the pain and excitement in the process of practicing "Honkai Energy Body Forging Technique".

Meng Yi didn't comment. He was good at pouring cold water and struck while the iron was hot, throwing out the second "good news".

"The second and better news is that I will still be your class teacher when you get to the junior high school."

"Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

"Huh? Why are you all silent?"

Meng Yi looked around on the podium.

The little carrot heads who were as excited as chicken blood just now are now sulking, and the mentally fragile girls are crying.

Primary school student A: "Woo, I'm so happy."

Primary school student B: "Wow! I want to transfer!"

Primary school student C: "Devil! You are a devil!"

Primary school student D: "You can't get into Qianyu College at all!"

"You! You! And you, you guys go to the playground to run, and you can't stop until I say stop."

Meng Yi stood on the moral high ground and pointed fingers, picked out a few troublemakers who dared to oppose his authority as a class teacher, and punished them with running.

The little carrot heads with sad faces got up and left the classroom reluctantly.

There was no way, Meng Yi was a gold medal teacher with a doctoral degree, and their parents also stood on Meng Yi's side.

In the past two years, some troublemakers sued their parents, but their parents came in angry and left with a smile on their faces.

All the parents were impressed by Meng Yi's resume, and praised him before leaving: 'Teacher Bai did the right thing! '

'Children who don't obey in school must be punished! As long as they can't be beaten to death, they will be beaten to death! '

What kind of happy education is this? It's useless except for turning the younger generation into waste.

If it weren't for the Honkai Energy Crystal Man joining the "Fire Chaser Moth" and the "Truth·Herrscher Core" with some fur applications.

And the super Palu Qianjie and Alysia with full gold entries running around the world, human civilization would have been destroyed by the Honkai disasters that came every now and then, how could there be a relatively stable environment today?

…

After dealing with a few troublemakers, Meng Yi knocked on the teaching desk and raised his voice to ask: "You have grown up. You will be junior high school students in two months."

"Do you have any plans for your future? Or, why do you study?"

Let alone elementary school students, this question is difficult for even college students in modern society to answer.

"Teacher Bai! I know!"

A vigorous elementary school student from a good family stood up and said without any stage fright: "I want to surpass my father, inherit the family company in the future, and bring the family company to a height that surpasses my father!"

MD! Dog rich second generation!

"Okay, sit down."

Meng Yi nodded to the proud little brat who looked like a little peacock, "Anything else?"

A primary school student whose clothes were washed a little white, thin but bright eyes said: "Teacher, I want to be a scientist when I grow up! I want my parents and sister to live a good life!"

OK!

A man with ambition is not old, and a man without ambition is living a hundred years in vain.

"Very good, sit down."

"Anything else?"

Meng Yi looked at the student who was sitting on the throne of the 'hometown of the king', the second to last window seat in the back row.

This student was a quiet little girl with purple hair.

The little girl with glasses had many books on her desk that were beyond the middle school stage. She had already started to learn university content by herself.

"Mei, what about you?"

It is well known that Meng Yi is often very tolerant of motivated students.

Mei's family is good, and her father is a senior leader of a company.

Mei, who has shown a thirst for knowledge since childhood, has always been at the top of her class, and is definitely a child from other people's families.

In comparison, Kevin, the primary school bully who fights like a flat-headed brother every day, is hard to describe.

"Teacher, I want to understand "collapse", solve "collapse", and study for the rise of human civilization."

The purple-haired little girl pushed the frame of her glasses and said in an orderly manner: "Teacher Bai, I have finished reading the books you recommended to me. Can you recommend me some more?"

"No problem, come to me after class."

After getting a satisfactory answer, a trace of relief flashed in Meng Yi's eyes.

This thriving super Palu did not waste his earnest teachings.

...

The class ended quickly, and Mei followed Meng Yi to the office.

"Slurp~ Slurp~"

As soon as the door of the office was opened, a smell of braised beef instant noodles came to the face, followed by the sound of noodles.

Meng Yi held his forehead with his hand. Kevin, this kid, really doesn't treat himself as an outsider! This guy treats his office as a cafeteria!

"Hiccup~ Teacher Bai, are you done with class? "

Kevin, with white hair and blue eyes, drank the noodle soup in the bucket in one gulp, burped with fullness, and greeted Meng Yi in a very familiar manner.

Meng Yi looked at Kevin for a while.

This guy's face was swollen and bruised, with dark circles under his eyes, and dried blood scabs could be vaguely seen at the corners of his mouth with instant noodle residue.

It's obvious that 'Devil White's running dog Kai' has fought with other elementary school students for Meng Yi's reputation.

After each fight, Kevin didn't dare to go home, and could only hide in Meng Yi's safe house, waiting for Meng Yi to help him settle his parents before he dared to go back.

With Kevin's physical fitness, there must be at least 30 or 40 people on the opposite side to beat him into such an embarrassing state.

"Get out of the way! Go aside."

Meng Yi was angry and amused, knocked Kevin's dog head with light force, and wiped the noodle soup that was spilled all over the table with a towel.

"Hehehehe. "

Kevin scratched his head and grinned, then stood up from Meng Yi's office chair and walked to the trash can at the door to throw away the noodle box.