Evil King
Chapter 374
Chapter 374 Jun Moxie, I want you to cook mature rice!
How can there be a reason why a man must wear an aphrodisiac on his body? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines. It’s not good that we still have money in our waist. Nowadays, brothels are quite popular. Where can we not solve our physical problems? As for bringing aphrodisiacs? That’s all a tool for prostitutes!
Now if someone takes out the aphrodisiac from himself, wouldn’t it be telling everyone blatantly: I am a thief! ?
Are you still messed up after that? Do you want to face?
A dozen big men stood with their mouths open and their eyes straight at once, and they didn’t know how to respond at all. They looked like a wood-carved clay sculpture.
“Oh, I only use this to study the antidote. It’s really out of kindness, and it’s not to do something bad. Are you as for this expression?” Dugu Xiaoyi was guilty and her mouth was quite hard. Said: “Besides, if it is because you took out aphrodisiacs, I will research and understand the medicine. From now on, Wu You, the woman under heaven, I don’t know how many sisters will be grateful to you! You are the greatest heroes.”
The crowd was dark and silent.
Of course you are not doing bad things, because even if you want to do bad things, you don’t have that ability! In this matter, it seems that apart from being taken advantage of by others, there is no place where you can take advantage…
“Hand it over, hand it over, just hand it over…” Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out her hand with a look of eagerness.
“Return to Miss, no!” said the first general.
“You can have this for a while, at most you can give it to me, I won’t tell others that the medicine is yours!” The little girl became more and more cheerful!
“Really not, really not!” The leader broke out in a cold sweat instantly. If he got the aphrodisiac from me, he would be dismissed immediately after returning! Moreover, it is impossible to guarantee that suspicious people will not come to toss me, and I can’t let go of killing me, let alone really not have it on hand!
“Neither do we!” The ten or so people replied in an awe-inspiring manner, standing straight. Everyone thinks clearly about this joint.
Besides, everyone’s coming out this time was a formal military action. It’s too late to abstain from sex, and they are still getting those who have not. Is there really mold in their brains? !
“Damn!” Dugu Xiaoyi cursed crisply. More than a dozen people who cursed had their mouths and eyes slanted. I didn’t expect this little aunt’s grandmother to say such direct curses: “So many big masters didn’t bring any of them. ?”
A dozen people nodded together like a chicken.
“Since there are none, let’s be punished together. Come,” Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously: “Drag these twelve guys out for me, and each hit a hundred army sticks!”
Everyone was stunned.
We don’t have aphrodisiacs on our bodies, and we are honestly a good man who commits a crime? We are not only good men, but also soldiers. Soldiers on the battlefield. Is it wrong not to think about it? What kind of saying is this?
Heaven, earth, give a place to reason, right?
Following the order from Dugu Xiaoyi, several guards who looked like tigers and wolves came in immediately. These people were all Jun Moxie’s exclusive team, and from the two hundred and fifty people, they took care of Dugu Xiaoyi; Everyone has a good skill. They don’t care whether the little girl’s order is reasonable or unreasonable. They just follow the law and drag them out to enforce the “military law.”
“Slow!” The general leader was in a cold sweat, and if the hundred army sticks were really beaten down, it is estimated that all of the ten people would be reimbursed here. At this point, I still accepted Little Princess’s will. Then I waited for someone to report to Miss Guan Qinghan, and asked her to take care of Little Princess. I think there will be no accident. If I really kill this matter, it would be too wrong…
“Oh? Do you have it now?” Dugu Xiaoyi waved his hand to make the guards withdraw, and asked enthusiastically.
“Skinny monkey, should you have it on your body? Remember when you first lied to Tianxiang, you hid some privately, please take it out!” The chief of the family glared at the thinnest one among the ten people, and said without any doubt.
“I…I…” The poor man named’Skinny Monkey’ blinked his eyes and didn’t know what to say. I didn’t expect the boss of own to sell himself under the threat of a hundred army sticks…
“What are you? Take it out quickly!” The chief of the family yelled angrily, cursing bitterly, “You are a silly fellow!”
“But… but mine is for myself. I think this time to Tiannan is not a real military operation. I am going to relax on the return journey…” The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully. The thin face was flushed, the real face was red, and he was a little bit embarrassed.
Someone couldn’t help but grumbled and laughed.
To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to be true. What kind of man can carry the aphrodisiac he is taking with him at any time? Everyone knows this question without asking.
“Is it the kind for men?” Dugu Xiaoyi’s eyes lit up: “That’s the best! Uh…that’s barely possible…hurry up! I’m anxious to study!”
The skinny monkey was depressed and ashamed, and tremblingly took out a small paper bag from his arms, held it in his hand, and wanted to pass it out, but he had scruples. He clearly saw his own companions. Looking at the weird look of own, at this moment, the skinny monkey couldn’t wait to dig a hole and jump down to bury himself.
But it’s a shame!
Afterwards, I didn’t know how much money it would take to plug these guys’ mouths; if only these guys knew that they were all my own brothers, that didn’t matter, but if I let these people pass it on, I’m… , Then I really need to wipe my neck with a knife…
Dugu Xiaoyi saw the guy stubbornly twitching, and was really impatient. He jumped over and grabbed his hand. He smiled, very happy, and then remembered to hold his face and asked seriously: “This stuff… …how to use?”
The skinny monkey blushed, even his neck was red, and struggling: “Just pick up the weight of a nail with your fingernail and dissolve it in the wine and drink it…”
“Puff……” A few people behind him couldn’t help but suddenly laughed, and then hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands, coughing dullly, suffocating their bodies a little convulsively, and the muscles on their faces were a little twisted…
“Oh…” Dugu Xiaoyi nodded clearly, looking like an expert. Said: “What is the reaction after using it? Will it harm the body?”
“This…no! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction…” The beads of sweat as big as soybeans fell off the skinny monkey’s face. I really don’t know how to answer it specifically. A face is almost complete. The color of sallow.
Everyone behind him made a move: one hand tightly covering their mouth, the other tightly covering their belly, shaking all over…
“Oh… I see, I have nothing to do with you, let’s all go down.” Dugu Xiaoyi’s face blushed, as if he also thought about the problem with this question, waved his hand, everyone was amnesty, and hurriedly To turn around and walk out, just listen to Dugu Xiaoyi shouting: “Wait!” Suddenly he stopped again.
“This… is a secret, you know? It’s a major event about the happiness of thousands of women, don’t let go of the news!” Dugu Xiaoyi said with extra dignity: “Especially my Big Brothers, let’s not let them You know, you understand? Well, I…I’m afraid of them stealing it, uh, yes, I’m just afraid of them stealing it, so what can I do?”
What? Afraid of them stealing food? Do the young masters of Dugu’s family need to steal this kind of food? Everyone’s faces suddenly became very weird. If the Big Brothers of Dugu Xiaoyi heard these words, they would faint with a spit of blood: We are very normal…
I saw Dugu Xiaoyi’s eyes staring: “So don’t let them know! If someone tells them, hum, I’ll…I’ll…I’ll pour all this bag into someone’s stomach! Did you hear me clearly?”
“Listen clearly!” Everyone hurriedly backed out before exiting the tent and walking not far. Suddenly, they rushed to the ground one by one, laughing and rolling, laughing ecstatically, and couldn’t stop directly.
“You…you…” The skinny monkey was angry and embarrassed, his eyes widened, and the cheeks who had not much meat were also shivering and could not speak.
“Hahaha… It’s ridiculous to me… It turns out that the skinny monkey is such a capable person, it’s… accidental, no wonder this guy always runs far away every time I go to the kiln… Hahaha… a few Young The Master would steal that stuff…Brother suddenly became proud…” Several people hugged their belly and rolled on the ground… They all laughed and rolled into a pile in an instant.
The skinny monkey was full of purple and trembling, suddenly hugged a tree, and slammed his head a few times…
Really want to cry without tears…
After a long while, after having laughed enough, the general chief coughed a few serious coughs and said: “I have laughed before, I have to ask you a few words, today’s matter, no one is allowed to disclose it! I believe everyone knows it too. The consequences of this once it spreads out, by then, everyone will have nothing to eat! Today, everyone did not get the one hundred army sticks, and they would not want to suffer from the military methods of the future, do you know?”
Everyone nodded, expressing that they must keep it secret.
“I have to go to see Miss, please, she must watch Little Princess well, but it can’t cause a catastrophe…” The family chief hurried away…
In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag in her own handkerchief, carried it into her arms, and looked left and right with extreme guilty conscience, only then showed a smug smile.
“Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy, wanted to sing, smiled so that she showed a pair of small tiger teeth, jumped to the mirror, carefully checked her face, and muttered to herself Said: “I see where you can run, hum, Jun Moxie, this girl is going to have an overlord to put on a bow, make your pot of raw rice mature rice, and let you run! Humph, just take care of Big sis. Don’t blame the little girl for not being righteous! Hey, how can you grab it now?”
Thinking of her pride, Dugu Xiaoyi made a face with joy.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family, and he really understands things in that respect. This time, what Jun accidentally said to Guan Qinghan, aroused panic in her heart, and came up with such a weird idea. . (To be continued, if you want to know what is going on, please visit www.qidian.com, there are more chapters, the author is supported, and the genuine reading is supported!)
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