Evil King
Chapter 290
Chapter 290
“It’s a deal!” Kong Lingyang didn’t put him in one’s eyes at all, not to mention that you may not be able to match Han Zhidong’s Shanglian, even if you are lucky enough to do it, just rely on this superficial couplet, isn’t it? Is it still rare to live in our entire Wenxing Academy? What a big joke!
Jun Moxie slapped his thigh with a crisp sound, grabbed a jar of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and took two sips, thought for a while, then raised his head and took two sips, thinking for a while. .
Everyone’s eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor was no exception. Looking at him with interest, a cold light flashed faintly. If Jun Moxie can really make this couplet work steadily, then I really need to reassess the Jun family…
Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Reimeng both looked at him anxiously, and couldn’t help complaining: What can you do? If he couldn’t get right, he would lose his face, but he didn’t dare to speak out for fear of disturbing his thoughts.
Seeing that Jun Moxie’s jar of wine has been down for more than half of the jar, Du Guying is anxious: “Hey! Wouldn’t you just use this opportunity to drink more bars?”
Dugu Xiaoyi gave herself a stern look at Dage, and said, “Others are not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry?” Duguying scratched her head, sat down in a sorrowful manner, and looked at the wine jar in Jun Moxie’s hands with eager eyes…
Sudden!
Jun Moxie raised his head, raised his right hand, snapped his fingers, clear and crisp, and said, “Yes!”
Under the expectation of everyone, Master Jun triumphantly read out the next line of his own: “Pursuing the smelly street, the smell of people, the smell of shit, the smell of pig shit, the smell of shit Years alone stinks.”
A shock!
“Absolutely, absolutely absolutely…with the fragrance to the smell, the poop to the flowers… vomit…” Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but he was disgusted by the’absolute’ in his mouth before he finished speaking. , Speechless, I just feel disgusted and vomiting in my stomach…
This pair is right…it’s so terrible-disgusting people are terribly disgusting, plus having just eaten a lot of things, it’s weird if you don’t feel sick if you want to vomit…
Everyone looked weird and looked at Jun Moxie with a little bit of grief. Suddenly, with a wow, Little Princess Hanyanmeng of Fengxue Yincheng covered his mouth and ran out, and then all the big Misss swarmed their mouths and made small steps… …
In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi ran away, covering his mouth, giving Jun Moxie a hateful look before he ran out.
“Who dare to say that I’m not right? We are right!” Jun Moxie raised his arms and grabbed a crab. He took out the crab roe and stuffed it into his mouth for a while. Chew.
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into their mouths, remembering the disgusting Xianlian just now, and suddenly everyone’s face became pale again.
Everyone was speechless for a while: the pair was indeed right, and they also severely scolded these big scholars. Just the phrase “the smelly smelt of Confucianism” can make the old masters’ hands and feet angry. trembling. As for the metric, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie dare not say that such couplets are not aligned or neat, but…
This kind of couplet is right when everyone is eating. Isn’t that ugly? You are confronted with Xianlian, but it directly makes everyone lose their appetite…
“Feng Shui takes turns, now it’s my turn to write the question.” Jun Moxie triumphantly waved half of the crab in his hand: “Remember that half a month ago, that day, I was at home, uh… studying poetry, suddenly my grandpa An old friend came to visit. This old friend’s name was very strange, so I was deeply impressed; his surname is the same, and his name is still up; he gave my grandfather a painting, which was a lotus picture he painted by himself. When he left, he left behind An Shanghai Federation, my grandfather and his elders have consulted many people but they have not matched it.”
Speaking of this, Dugu Xiaoyi and the other girls came back with pale faces one by one. Everyone stared at Jun Moxie bitterly, just wishing to run over and bite him.
When he said this, someone had already asked curiously: “But I don’t know what the Shanglian specifically mentioned by Jun Sanshao?”
“This Shanglian is very simple, it only has seven characters-the lotus monk painting.” Jun Moxie hummed twice, and threw this out absolutely. As for this black pot, it was directly buckled on Mr. Jun, and he was there anyway, and he was not afraid to wear a gang. In this world, there may be too many people who cannot be trusted, but grandpa own is definitely one of the most trustworthy people!
Don’t say lie to your face, even if you don’t face to face, Mr. Jun must wipe his ass for his grandson!
“Draw a lotus monk painting… Draw a lotus monk painting…” Everyone frowned at this Shanghai Lian. At first glance, this Shanglian seemed very simple, but after a closer look, everyone gasped.
It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a person’s name embedded in the middle, anyway; although the beginning and the end of the two characters are the same, they move and move silently, completely opposite.
All the old masters frowned, and never expected that this wicked, unlearned dude would actually throw a huge problem when he opened his mouth!
In the face of this eternal absolute, the talents of Wenxing Academy have fallen into an unprecedented struggle! Twenty talented men frowned and thought hard at the same time, everyone racked their brains and thought.
Jun Moxie’s problem has already been solved by Jun Moxie. Even though the Xianlian he was facing is quite unbearable, but it is right or not, this is already a fact that cannot be changed, and now the other party’s problem has been solved. But it was unable to do anything. If he couldn’t answer in the end, then the whole Wenxing Academy was stumped by Jun Moxie.
This is an incredible “myth”! But this myth happened!
If the talents of the entire academy are still not able to solve this absolute perfectly, I will be stumped by an unlearned dude…? ? What a losing face thing will that be? The entire academy, the academy that represents the highest talent of the Tianxiang Empire, how will it be so embarrassing!
In fact, this Shanghai couplet, even on the earth of Jun Moxie’s previous life, this couplet belongs to an absolute! It was not until later that it was posted on the Internet that countless people tried their best. After accumulation, they barely managed to find a few, and whether it was artistic conception, metric, or other conditions, they were able to achieve a stable and seamless work. Not a word.
So absolutely, it would be too difficult for these talents to face each other in just a stick of incense.
The two masters are also thinking hard!
Old Master Mei Gaojie frowned bitterly and paced back and forth slowly; shaking his head from time to time, he muttered: “No, no!” Then he continued to meditate.
Old Mr. Kong Lingyang was motionless, closed his eyes and looked up at the sky, his face was a deep thinking color. From a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were deeper, and the sullen white hair was as snow as silver. , It looks like, can’t help but produce a kind of sad emotion.
In fact, this duel is aimed at the talents of Wenxing Academy present. The two old masters should not be involved in it. Strictly speaking, it is even more illegal, but at this moment it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than 100 years. , But the two old masters couldn’t take care of that much.
As for Junda Young Master, he doesn’t care much about it, let alone just add those two old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more?
As time passed bit by bit, a stick of incense curled up with green smoke, and finally turned into ashes.
The miracle did not appear!
“I can’t say it! I surrendered!” Han Zhidong lowered his head, and couldn’t help feeling a strong sense of frustration in his heart. He, the high-achieving student cultivated by Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to face off against Jun Moxie, a dude boy. Yes, I lost!
At this moment, he almost wanted to die!
“No! Although you lost, it was not you who lost! At least you weren’t the only one who lost!” Jun Moxie lay halfway in his chair, stretched out a finger slowly, and shook it gently: “Because, follow me You are not the bet! You, at best, are just a pawn here, the most inconspicuous pawn, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter what, you are not qualified! You are far behind!”
After speaking, Jun Moxie raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: “Two old masters, don’t you think?””We lost!” The two old men looked desolate, and their eyes didn’t have the dazzling look when they first came in. As a nationally recognized talent, the man who carried the tripod of Wenxing Academy actually wanted to be here. Jun Moxie gave up in front of him, this kind of strong humiliation made the two old men feel that life is better than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and whispered: “The old man fulfills his promise. From then on, Wenxing Academy, in front of you Jun Moxie, don’t talk about couplets!”
For a while, the Great Hall was silent.
Jun Moxie sighed. He also respected the vigor of these two old men, and he was unwilling to force each other to this point; the two men organized the Wenxing Academy and chose the best to record. The empire is dedicated to cultivating talents; and among the students selected to enter the Wenxing Academy, they have never regarded poor and lowly, only on talents, ignoring wealth, and ignorance. These few points are worthy of Jun Moxie’s admiration!
But these two people, although respectable, still have too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge alone, the two are naturally enough, but in terms of method and purpose, the two are wrong! They only paid attention to the cultivation of academic ability, but ignored the shaping of character!
Teachers are more than just teaching knowledge.
Before Jun Moxie crossed, there was a saying that was widely circulated: Teachers are engineers of human souls!
It is true that the disciples taught by the so-called generation of Confucian scholars are all knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry and strategy, and more deliberately to cultivate their political abilities, which can ensure that once they step into the official career, they can display what they have learned and their own as soon as possible. Talent; but it ignores one point. If they have a bad temperament, everything is profitable, and the center of everything is only around the gains and losses of their own interests and prosperity, then such officials would be extremely terrible!
Among other things, as far as Wenxing Academy is concerned, there are as many as thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men!
Once these people leave the school and enter the officialdom, there may be high or low, or rich or poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can get their own errands. Even if they can’t cross the officialdom, the disciples who come out of Wenxing Academy are all different. Excellent candidates for staff of big power families; even the most unhelpful can get a job as a master or a copywriter.
How much harm will this group of people who step into the society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable!
Therefore, Jun Moxie is very uncomfortable in this respect! Very unbearable, even despised!
Therefore, even if these two old men are angry to death today, Jun Moxie will not feel that he is doing something wrong! I even think it should be.
I’m not a good person, and I’m not interested in caring about the suffering of the people, but since you are going to bully me, then you must do it for the sake of heaven.
The world is fooling people, Jun Moxie sighed; look at the people who were forced by you, even the killer has become a defender. The Assassin King suddenly felt that he was becoming noble-damn, daddy, a wanted person no matter what world he went to, would actually save the people from suffering and relieve the common people from hanging upside down… Uh, although this hasn’t happened yet… (To be continued, if you want to know what is going on, please visit www.qidian.com, there are more chapters, the author is supported, and the genuine reading is supported!)
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