Evil Awe-Inspiring

At this moment, Qiao Qiao came up with an idea: "Since this, you don't need to find any decoration company at all! Don't you have a movie company in Hollywood? According to you, it is a temporary company that looks like it. Is it like a set in a movie? Wouldn't it be better if you called back to the company and asked them to airlift a batch of things immediately, and then send in a few set professionals for the set? "

I immediately adopted this opinion. Although it would cost more than 200,000 US dollars for air transport ... but I don't care so much at this moment, I don't care about this little money.

After everyone was sent by me, Jojo thought for a long time with his chin on, then suddenly his eyes brightened!

"Little Five ... I suddenly noticed that we missed one of the most important links!"

"what?"

"People!" Qiao Qiao looked at me. "The company must have employees!"

"Have it!" I quickly said, "In the airport, Ren Lei has left an engineering team. Those engineering team workers can impersonate the company's airport staff ... Well, as for the company's office, I didn't bring ten How many people? In addition to you and me, it is a big deal to just pull a citizen on the local street ... Well, one hundred dollars an hour, such a good thing, there are people doing it!

"It's not difficult." Jojo looked at me and wrote lightly: "Well ... stewardess? Can an airline have no stewardess?"

"..." I narrowed my eyes.

Stewardess ... stewardess ...

Where the **** am I going to find a group of flight attendants! !! !!

Stewardess can't just get a bunch of African black girls back on the street! The stewardess doesn't have to be beautiful, but at least it should be straightforward!

The most important thing is ... stewardess has to wear a uniform! uniform! !! !!

The biggest problem is ... I can't get Hollywood studios to support me as an air hostess!

why?

This is Africa! The stewardess I need must be black! All black girls!

Even airline stewardess uniforms ...

Alas, there must be a stewardess uniform in the props library of the movie company, but that's all American Airlines uniforms!

"*, Stewardess uniform, is not a sky blue professional suit plus a row of buttons plus a company logo! At most stewardess each tie a silk scarf around the neck! That's almost it!" I grabbed my hair . "We need ... about a hundred stewardesses ... that's a hundred uniforms ..."

Jojo said: "How much time is left?"

"A day and a half." I shook my head helplessly: "One hundred and a half days to get out of a stewardess uniform ... Here is East Africa, surrounded by war-torn East Africa, factories without clothes can handle this kind of work! There are people! Where can I find a hundred beautiful black girls back? "

"I have an idea ... don't you forget the last time you were in China?"

"Which one?" I looked at Jojo.

Qiao Qiao smiled slightly and then spit out four words:

"thank you boss."

I ... my eyes light up!

*

I immediately reassigned the staff, and then pulled out the hammer and two other subordinates. In the end, I and Jojo had to go out.

Our task is to search all the large entertainment special service industries in the city.

After all, here is also a big city in East Africa, and only in big cities can there be developed service industries!

"Our task is to find a lady! Senior lady! I need a hundred and bring it here! I allow you to spend up to a million! On average, a lady has a budget of $ 10,000, and I know that price is sky-high. I'm not afraid of wasting money or spending money, but the only requirement is to be fast! Must be fast !!! And I only need them to come here. Wearing a stewardess uniform, walk me around twice and stand up for a while! Simple work and so much pay! There should be many people willing to do it! "

"No, one hundred is not enough." Jojo rejected my proposal: "We need at least one hundred and fifty! One hundred act as stewardess and fifty as eLady office clerks!" Then she looked at me: " In this way, you do n’t even need to find another company employee! And the people you randomly find outside may not have the professional dress of OL, and the clothes of senior ladies can be more professional! "

"Yeah!" I patted my thigh, and then swiped a lot, and stroked another 500,000 directly, let them go.

It ’s easier to find a lady! !!

why?

It's very simple. Find these senior ladies back, not only the manpower problem has been solved ... but also the clothing problem!

Because ... in many industries, there are service items similar to "uniform temptation", which specifically meet the needs of many sexual fantasies of clients. According to the needs of these clients, the lady must wear various uniforms to serve the guests.

The most common ones are: flight attendant uniforms, school uniforms, OL women's clothing, nurse uniforms ... Of course, there are some unique and alternative flavors, and even some uniforms with more perverted flavors: police uniforms, military uniforms, Superman uniforms, Spider-Man Serve ... wait a minute.

My task is to ask them to find places with "uniform temptation" service items, and then bring the senior lady inside, even people with uniforms, all back! !!

*

This day, I am afraid that all the service industries in this small capital city of East Africa are unforgettable. A historic day!

I took Jojo all the way, the hammer took two hands, and we started the "sweep" in various special service places in this city!

Until many years later, the city's pimps still circulated legends about us.

"These guys are just burning money! My **** ... I usually send a girl up to five hundred dollars to be high-end goods, but that day, those Orientals were like grabbing people. They just threw out when they entered the door. A stack of dollars came. Then all the girls in the audience wore uniforms to show them ... Well, it seems that Orientals also like to uniform this tone ... Well, they only seem to like stewardess uniforms and OL. "

...

This is the third entertainment department where Qiao Qiao and I run with two men ... Although this small African country has a backward economy, as long as there are people, there is a difference between rich and poor, and prostitutes are the oldest in the world. It's a profession, it's available everywhere.

Although many of these venues are only open at night, after I smashed a stack of dollars, the pimps came around as if they saw a stinky fly and called the girls to gather all the girls in their hands. Come to the "Interview".

This day has shaken almost the entire special service industry in this city. All pimps know that there are a few Oriental hawks here.

Looking at the row of tall, thin, and thin girls standing in front of me, Qiao Qiao and I were very discerning in choosing the ones with moderate height and weight, and then let them put on stewardess uniforms and OL suits one by one.

This saves a lot of time because many uniforms are readily available in these service venues to meet the needs of guests. We have selected nearly two hundred ladies in total. They all brought two suits of flight attendant uniforms and OL professional suits, and then transferred two big trucks from the airport engineering team, and drove the girls to the rented writing pad.

We rented a full three floors of a commercial building far from the city center ... In this small East African country, business is not well developed, so many buildings are vacant. We rented the venue smoothly, the US dollar opened the road, and it was smooth. Opened the road ...

Of course, mainly because our requirements are really not high. When a normal company rents a house, it has to consider water, electricity, various lines, and the details of the network ... We don't consider it at all. Anyway, just fooling around for a long time.

A large number of second-hand office appliances, computers, desks, fax machines, copiers, etc. were bought from the thrift market. I found that some machines were even completely damaged and could not be used at all, leaving only a shell. I let people carefully clean the shell with the cleaning agent.

As for the city decoration, it was too late, but fortunately the next day, the United States directly airlifted a batch of equipment for filming and setting up the scene. We put a kind of paper on the walls and the floor. It looks as if the floor and wallcovering were attached, and even paint is saved.

A front desk was placed at the entrance of the company with a brand-new "East Africa United Airlines" huge company logo hung up overnight, and then selected two young ladies who looked slightly better in temperament and wore a clean OK job. The suit stood behind the front desk. Just to choose these two girls, in addition to their less temperamental looks, they are relatively clean, and more importantly, they claim to speak English and French.

As for others, I arranged fifty ladies to wear OL suits, and then distributed them at various desks in the company, posing as company employees.

Because most of the ladies do not speak English and French, they can only speak the native language of their country, so we seconded a native speaker of Ren from Ren Lei to act as an interpreter. As we said, the translator would immediately speak out loud to these ladies.

Qiao Qiao made a temporary guest appearance and then rehearsed first.

"Who else of you can speak English or French?" Jojo rolled up a newspaper and used it as a microphone.

One half of the fifty ladies in the audience raised their hands.

"Very good!" Qiao Qiao exclaimed: "In the beginning, all people who don't speak English or French don't need to speak, you just sit in your seats, pretend to flip through folders or hit the computer ... what? Translation? What did she say ... Oh, I don't use a computer? It's easy, see the keyboard, right? Just tap on it! "She paused, and then told the rest of the ladies who raised their hands and claimed to speak English and French. Loudly: "As for you, at the beginning, you will be holding the phones on your desk ... Yes, I know that these phones are not actually connected to the line. You just need to hold the microphone. Then pretend to speak ... well, Whatever you say, just say, as long as you speak English or French. Even small talk is fine! Be careful, just whisper!

I glanced at Jojo with appreciation.

After Qiao Qiao said "n", I took a few men out of the door pretending to be the target person, and the two young ladies standing at the front desk immediately showed a professional smile that they had practiced for more than half an hour, and bent slightly. bow.

Then we walked into the company's lobby, and when walking to the office, I was very satisfied to see a scene that was irritating: just like normal companies, the open office was busy, and someone turned the documents Someone typed in front of the computer, and someone was holding a phone ...

Ok? and many more! !!

Suddenly I stood still, looking strange.

Because I clearly heard the next desk I just walked by, and the two ladies sitting next to each other were speaking English quickly and quickly while holding the phone ...

Ok. That's right ... it's repeated!

"Stop!" I swallowed hard and pointed at them: "You ... you two, what did you say to the phone just now? Say it again!"

The two young ladies looked at me blankly, and I felt something awkward, and the translators came up very smart and translated my questions to them.

Then, the two ladies spoke very well to me in good English, saying:

"One hundred and fifty at a time, two hundred nights."

I:"………"

Resisting the urge to be stubborn, I whispered, "This is how you speak English? Can't you say anything else?"

The reply from the two ladies was that the translator told me: "We will do this!"

"why?"

Answer: Because we are Miss. We don't need to talk much at work, as long as we can call. It is enough to receive foreign tourists.

Jojo and I glanced at each other and found that the other was sweating.

Qiao Qiao took a deep breath and shouted at these young ladies who claimed to speak English and French: "Are you all just saying this?"

Dozens of ladies nodded at the same time.

Qiaoqiao and I dare not look at each other's faces ...

...

"*, Rearrange!" Jojo slammed the table hard.

We then made emergency adjustments. This time, I can only let all the young ladies stop talking. Everyone in the office has only two divisions of labor, either flipping documents or pretending to type on the keyboard.

Then I rehearsed again. Although no one in the whole office felt a little weird, but I barely saw any problems-this is the only way.

Then Qiao Qiao patted his head and arranged a few more details, such as putting a photocopier in the office next to the corridor. When someone walked by, there was a lady pretending to be copying documents and looking for someone to rush out Two company advertising posters were printed and posted in the elevator of the building.

"Do you think there is anything wrong with it?" Jojo sighed after all this was done.

I looked at the sweaty Jojo, and said sincerely, "I can't think of anything ... Jojo, you have been very thoughtful. Thank you!"

Then we went to the "airport" again, where more than a hundred ladies were arranged to wear stewardess uniforms.

It is worth mentioning that in the past two days, I am afraid that the customers in the entire city, do n’t want to play the uniform of stewardess in any place in this city, because the stewardess uniforms in almost all the places in the city are me. The search came.

These stewardess uniforms are very good, and the styles are basically the same. I specifically selected a hundred sets of almost exactly the same to put on these ladies. Although none of these stewardess uniforms have the airline logo, we can only make a batch of stickers temporarily ...

Yes, yes, it was posted! Where do I have time to sew one by one? I could only temporarily find the place to print the fastest sticker, and then put a sign directly on the chest of each stewardess ... Anyway, if I don't look carefully, I can't see the trace.

*

Even well-prepared students will inevitably be nervous when the exam comes, not to mention our hasty preparation. I really have something in the bottom of my mind ... With this almost farce-like operation, can you fool those Americans who deliberately come to find a child?

But no matter how nervous they are, those **** Americans have arrived as scheduled.

In the afternoon of that day. Several people and I were wearing formal suits and came to the airport to pick up these guests. This is a five-person investigation group, the chief representative of which is a special person from Lockheed Company in the United States, and there must be some American official.

The chief representative's name was Henry. He was a middle-aged white man, somewhat obese, with gray hair and a brown suit. He complained loudly about Africa's heat as soon as he walked out of the airport, and seemed to be very uncomfortable with the climate here.

After we met each other, the two parties who held the ghosts hugged each other for a long time. Then, as the chairman of "East Africa United Airlines" (the second largest shareholder of the company is the G government in name) and Mr. Henry made a kind The conversation was simple and the conversation was very enjoyable. We exchanged views on the cooperation and development of both parties. And conveyed the cordial greetings of the people of the country, and made a false outlook on the future development ... just when Henry and I were both sour because of smirk, the car finally reached our "East Africa United Airlines "directly under the" Airport "! !!

Standing in front of the empty and elegant airport, I pretended to be a bold and loud voice: "Although this company was initially built, it already has 25 aircraft for civil aviation purposes, and it has several major airlines in Africa and Europe. Both of them have signed the cooperation agreement for route sharing ... What you see now is our first airport. These are our spare aircraft. Of course, the others have been added to the airports in cities in various countries in East Africa, and shipping business has begun. Well, everyone, look at these four ... well, three planes ... "

When I said that, I suddenly had a knot in my tongue and almost didn't say anything ...

Because on the runway, I remember that Ren Lei had prepared four airplane models ... then there are only three left.

"I just received a call on the road, and a strong wind blew through. The propellers of the oldest baby fox were blown away ... The workers had no time to repair, but they were temporarily pushed into the warehouse and covered with oilcloth." Qiao Joe whispered quickly in my ear.

I nodded calmly.

Henry and their group stood not far away and looked at the three solitary planes at the airport ...

Although these three planes have just been repainted and surfaced out in the sun. Those paints are all bright ... but the appearance and shape of the aircraft cannot be concealed.

"This ..." Henry couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "These planes I saw seemed to have been transformed by military transport planes, didn't your company even have an orthodox civil aviation plane?"

"Of course there is!" I was right-faced, and continued to talk nonsense: "Mr. Henry, the information is very clear. Our company has six Airbus A320s and two Boeing 747s! Only those aircraft They are all operating outside ... these aircrafts you see are of course modified by military transport aircraft ... but please keep in mind that this is East Africa, our conditions are limited ... in economically underdeveloped areas ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ It is also normal to use decommissioned transport aircraft for civil aviation purposes. "

The last few words made sense, so Henry just glanced at me and said nothing.

Then I quickly took these guys off the runway, and then briefly visited our hangar ... and the airport podium-this podium is also Ren Lei. They didn't know where to buy it, anyway. It's a shelf with a new surface, but if you open the lid from the back, you can see that even the copper wires are rusted inside.

The eyes of Henry and others were a little dubious ... but we did it in place, they couldn't find any obvious problems, and I generously let them take pictures, but I sent people to follow them one by one In some sensitive places, they are prevented from entering under the name of "trade secrets".

"Okay!" Finally, Henry spoke on behalf of their group: "We are satisfied with your company's airport and capacity. I think we can visit your company's headquarters now."

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