Evil Awe-Inspiring

"What? You want to fire me? No one!" A Mei pouted, her eyes wide and round, her hands folded on her hips: "Come on, you big man, how can you say nothing!"

I spread my hand: "I have no job and no income."

Amei's eyes rolled around, and she smiled, "But you don't have to pay my salary! Someone has already made an advance!"

"But I don't even have a place to live now." I still shook my head.

"Cut! Don't fool me!" Amei pierced my excuse very smartly: "You are so old, you have nowhere to live, you can rent a house, but sleep in a hotel. In short, you ca n’t sleep on the road! Even if you live in a kennel As a dedicated caregiver, I will follow you. "

别 "Don't make trouble, Amei." I frowned. "Don't follow me. If people in your company ask you, you just say you still follow me, and no one knows anyway."

"You think it's that simple!" She stared at me deliberately with an idiot's eyes: "If the company is so foolish, I still run around with you? Please! The company is not a fool! I want to record your daily life, your diet, and your physical condition, blood pressure, heart rate, weight, nutritional status! I also report to the company every day! The company will check my work from time to time! You think this rice bowl So good ?! "

I sighed and couldn't refute her.

I was in the hospital for a few days, and she did me a lot of tests every day. At first I thought it was a hospital inspection, but later I realized that it was a lot of her work.

"Reports can be fake." I said lightly: "I don't say you don't say, the ghost knows!"

A Mei thought for a while and secretly glanced at me: "Are you really willing? Don't take care of me, and pay me the same ... I haven't seen such a silly person as you." But then she seemed hesitant for a while : "No ... the risk is too great. The company will check it, not afraid of 10,000, just in case! If you accidentally miss it, I will be fired! For your safety, I will follow you honestly. "

I can't do anything about this shrewd girl.

And the most important thing is that everyone got along for a few days, she took good care of me, the relationship between the two was very harmonious, and it was really difficult for me to turn her face.

"It's up to you! I'm going to a hotel now! A bed! Will you follow me?"

行 "Yes!" A Mei actually nodded, with a brave expression: "I just sleep on the floor! Anyway, this job is so well paid, it is worth it!"

"I'm convinced!" I sighed, thinking for a while, and suddenly remembered the property company I had ransomed, and they promised to arrange a renting house for me! Take out the phone and dial the number immediately.

听 When the person in charge of the property company heard my phone call, she was in a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked me exactly where I was, and asked me why I had not contacted the house these days.

I typed a few words next to each other, and then I realized that he was afraid I would regret it. These days, when the commercial building where I was involved in a large-scale advertising and investment promotion, he was afraid that I would go against it to expose the incident, but it was miserable.

Under the trend of interest, people's work efficiency is extremely high. We will discuss on the phone and immediately go to the house. The location is not far from my current location, and it is still a noble neighborhood.

To be honest, I am very happy.

知道 I know that the housing prices are very expensive and the rents are quite expensive.

If I still keep the work of the nightclub, there is no problem. Now that I have lost my job, I can't help thinking about the price.

Fortunately, when the property company was blackmailed, the rent had been negotiated and it was very cheap!

不 I said nothing, immediately stopped a taxi holding the carton and drove to the agreed place.

Naturally, my little tail Amei still follows me.

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"This is it!" I looked around the house and was quite satisfied.

Two bedrooms and one living room, newly renovated, double rooms facing south, plenty of sunshine, and the living room is very spacious and bright. The only drawback is that the toilets are a bit small, but fortunately I don't have the habit of bathing in bathtubs, and I'm satisfied with having a shower at home.

There is a set of ready-made furniture in the house. It's simple, but it's enough. It was sent by a real estate company. Although it is not a brand-name luxury product, the quality is OK.

Obviously, this is a "single apartment" type house specifically for some urban white-collar workers, but I don't care. I like this place very much. The neighborhood is very quiet and the surrounding traffic is good. There is a supermarket downstairs. Life should be very convenient.

The person from that property company and I met for the second time. He is obviously very confident in the house and knows that I will definitely accept it. And it can be seen that in order to understand this trouble as soon as possible, he did indeed have the blood.

The rent is 30% lower than a house of the same grade, and all property management fees are free!

As soon as I was about to pay the bill, Amei suddenly shouted, "Wait!"

Then this little girl jumped up and down in front of the guy in the property company, pouting, "This house has a big problem!"

Then he opened a small mouth and got so many faults like a machine gun:

For example, the floor is the tenth floor, which is very problematic in Xiao Nizi's mouth. She said that according to the urban environment where we live, the tenth floor is located about thirty meters from the ground, which is exactly the exhaust layer in the air! Air pollution in cities and automobile exhaust emissions are generally suspended at this height, which has a great impact on the human body ...

He then accused that although the two rooms were facing south, they were blocked by the opposite building from a certain angle, and the daily sunshine time would be short for two hours.

In this way, the more I talked about, the more I ended up with such a house that I have been very satisfied with, and in her mouth, Miss Amei became a building full of quality. Problem with tofu residue works.

Although the people in that property company are also very savvy, at this point they are obviously not the opponents of Amei with sharp teeth and sharp teeth. After being robbed by her, she was anxious and flushed. A Mei just closed after seeing it well, and then when the other party's anger was about to reach a critical point, he threw out a sentence without hesitation: "So many questions, do you make a little more for the price!"

Finally, under the intimidation of this little wealth enthusiast, the people of the property company actually promised to waive my water and electricity expenses for half a year! In addition, I gave away a year of Internet broadband fees!

I signed the lease contract, and immediately after I paid the deposit on the spot, the guy at the property company finally came back to me, gave a thumbs up to the little wealth fan, and sighed, "High! It is high!"

Then this guy ran away without a face.

Xiaocai fans looked at him with satisfaction before turning to look at me, still a tone of children's lessons, shaking his head: "Chen Yang, you guys, it is impossible to live a life! Spending money, big hands, are you Are all the money falling from the sky? "

Ignoring my stunned look, she went to the sofa in the living room and yelled cheerfully: "Finally there is a nest!"

Then Xiaocai Fan turned his head and took a serious look at me: "My valued customer, in the next period of time, before you fire me, we will live together under the same roof!" Enviously said, "Well, this house is so good ... You can find such a good house, it ’s a gods eye!"

I slipped my mouth: "What do you look good for? You want to live with me and clean it first. You need to clean the windows, wash the floor, quilts, towels, toothbrushes, etc., etc. . "

"Ah!" Little fortune fan jumped from the sofa and stared at me: "That's right! I'm your personal caregiver, not your maid! I'm just a nurse who takes care of your body And your injuries! Not to be your nanny! I do n’t do housework! "

I deliberately shook my plastered arm: "Do you think I'm like this ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Maybe do the housework yourself? Fortunately, this is pipeline natural gas, otherwise, I'm afraid that even the gas tank must be carried by you! "

Amei's face had a sly smile on her face: "This is your problem ... It's best if you do something to make the injury worse ... so I can stay with you as a nurse."

This cunning nizi!

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I joked and laughed. After dropping her luggage, Amei went back to get her things, and went back to the company to do a job report. By the way, she also went to the supermarket to buy me some daily necessities-of course, I gave her money. Not only money for shopping, she also asked me to pay her a tip. She even made a list of all the housework except her nursing job.

For example, washing clothes, ten yuan at a time.

Clean up ten yuan at a time.

Cooking food, ten pieces at a time, brackets: If she needs to cook three meals a day, you can hit 15% off appropriately.

But fortunately I added a smart one later, and the remuneration for cooking was wrapped in washing dishes!

At that time, Xiaocai fans had a very helpless expression, and sighed, "You guys are learning so fast! It seems I have made less money!"

I'm cold sweat ... what a girl is this! !!

I have never met a girl who is so budget-conscious about money! !!

But her price list is fair, I calculated it, it was much cheaper than asking me for part-time work, and I agreed.

Of course, I also wanted to get revenge on her, and intentionally made a malicious request: "So how can I warm my bed, how much is it once?"

This time her answer is very simple, just one word:

"呸!"

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