Everything Starts From BTTH
Chapter 142 Zhanbo's Girlfriend (For Subscription, For Tickets)
"Go!" Hu Yifei glared at Xiao Xie and said to Zhan Bo, "It's a good thing to have competitors."
Zhan Bo said with a mad face: "But he showed me yesterday that he was about to be awarded the Best Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year, and the CEOs around the world will give him the award!"
"How come I don't know such an awesome character." Xiao Xie laughed. People who can blow out such an awesome character are really weird. Of course, what's even more weird is that Zhan Bo To believe this.
Xiao Xie asked Zhan Bo: "Hehe, Zhan Bo, you will believe such nonsense, I guess there must be no one around when he told you, or even if there is him, his voice is very small? Right? "
"How do you know?" Zhan Bo said in surprise, knowing that there was no one around when Zhao Wuqian told him.
"Please, brother, you actually believe such nonsense? I know your brain is not good, but I didn't expect you to be so bad." Xiao Xie looked at Zhan Bo with tears in his eyes, "He's obviously bragging. ) Is it good? He also has the Outstanding Contribution Award, what does he do to make outstanding contributions? And the CEOs of the world give him awards, do you know how many CEOs are in the world? And why don’t I know that I have awarded him an award?”
"Ah! That's why he lied to me?" Zhan Bo realized that he had been lied to.
"..." Xiao Xie shrugged, what else could he say about Zhan Bo's naivety!
Zhan Bo shook his head and said excitedly: "It doesn't matter now, the key is that tomorrow is his birthday!"
After Zeng Xiaoxian heard Zhan Bo's words, he asked with a shocked expression, "You guys grab this too?"
"No!" Zhan Bo said frantically: "He announced to the whole office today that his girlfriend will give him a birthday cake tomorrow at noon!"
"so?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhan Bo puzzled.
"Oh, you are so pitiful. When you give birth, I will buy you a big cake too, if you are not allergic to oil." Hu Yifei teased.
"I'm not talking about cake! You still don't understand, if Zhao Wuliang has a girlfriend, God! That means I'm the only idiot in our company who has never been in a relationship!" Lu Zhanbo collapsed. called.
"Hahaha……"
The three Xiao Xie laughed when they heard Lu Zhanbo's words.
After laughing, Hu Yifei asked in surprise: "Wait, you said that the African brother who is allergic to the sun also has a girlfriend?"
"That's right!" Zhan Bo nodded angrily. "He said to a girl: I have to stay in the dark or I will die! So...they are together, oh! God!"
Hu Yifei couldn't help but ask Zhanbo: "What are you going to do?"
"Forget it, I decided not to go to the company tomorrow. I want the doctor to give me a sick note saying that I have a cold." Zhan Bo said impatiently, walking around the living room twice.
Suddenly, Zhan Bo felt that the reason was too short to escape, so he changed his mouth and said: "No, just say that I was poisoned by drinking fake (milk nǎi) powder, and then went to the hospital for kidney stones! This way I can avoid going to the company for a month. , until everyone forgets about it! I don't want to be the object of everyone's ridicule!"
This is indeed a good method. It is said that ostriches do this when they can't face reality, and it seems to work quite well. But how can Zhanbo be sure that people will forget about it in a month? Xiao Xie thought unscrupulously.
"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend!" Hu Yifei said while flipping through the magazine.
"Are you sure he can find it? Every time he chats with a girl, he is awkward, and it's like a stroke that hasn't healed yet." Xiao Xie thought about what Zhan Bo looked like when he chatted with the girl, and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. road.
"Uh..." Hu Yifei also thought about Zhan Bo's usual actions, and couldn't help but feel a little desperate, what Xiao Xie said was really right.
Hu Yifei was just about to give up and said excitedly: "By the way, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend!"
After saying that, Hu Yifei pretended to be charming and pounced on Zhan Bo. Zhan Bo couldn't help shuddering when he saw Hu Yifei's appearance: "Farewell, sister! Goosebumps are falling!"
At this time, Lin Wanyu opened the door and came in, and said with a smile, "I'm back! Xiao Xie is also here!"
"Welcome back." Xiao Xie smiled at Lin Wanyu and said hello.
Seeing Wan Yu's return, Hu Yifei asked excitedly, "Hey, Wan Yu, judge very objectively, do we look like a couple?" As she said that, she pulled Zhan Bo's arm to make a birdie. humanoid.
Wan Yu was stunned for a moment, and as she went to put away her bag, she said seriously, "Feifei's crime in the United States will lead to jail time!"
"What are you talking about!" Hu Yifei pushed Zhanbo and explained, "I'm just helping Zhanbo perform on stage so that he won't be discriminated against."
"If you act, he will not only be discriminated against, but he will have a collective silence in the whole company." Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted after hearing Hu Yifei's words.
"Not convinced, come here!" Hu Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian in dissatisfaction and said.
Wan Yu clapped her hands and said with a smile, "It's still (very tǐng) open between the United States and (sex xìng)!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhan Bo listened, looked at each other, and couldn't help but make Ju and Hua tense and hide subconsciously.
"I think I'm still (very tǐng) suitable. Although I'm a bit older than him, in terms of temperament and appearance, I'm more than enough to pretend to be a post-90s generation!" Hu Yifei said feeling good about himself, and patted Zhanbo on the shoulder again. : "Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to be a heartthrob type? Or a ha-mei type? Or rock..."
"Yifei, don't make it difficult for Zhanbo, didn't you see that Zhanbo was about to be scared to death by you?" Xiao Xie looked at Zhanbo who was about to cry, and couldn't help saying aloud.
"It's up to you!" Hu Yifei threw a big white eye at Xiao Xie, but still let Lu Zhanbo go for the time being.
"Maybe I can help Zhan Bo with this." Wan Yu thought for a while, and then suggested herself.
Zhan Bo happily walked over to Wan Yu (body shēn) and said happily, "Wan Yu, are you willing to help me? Thank you so much!"
Zhan Bo originally liked Wan Yu, and now he was able to play a fake (love qíng) couple with Wan Yu, knowing that it was a fake and couldn't help but be a little overjoyed.
"You usually take care of me like that, so I should do me a favor." Wan Yu said with a smile.
Seeing that she said so much about Zhanbo, Hu Yifei was unwilling, but family Wanyu happily agreed after saying one sentence of Zhanbo, and she couldn't help but feel a little unbalanced. So Yifei walked to the sofa and asked Xiao Xie and Zeng Xiaoxian, "Do you really think she is more suitable than me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Wan Yu, and said with a ((cheap jiàn)jiàn) face, "How can she compare with you! **** girl! Hahaha..."
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice, the angry Hu Yifei pressed his face with a pillow, then pressed it on the sofa and started beating him wildly.
"Congratulations, Miss Lin Wanyu, you will be the heroine of this play tomorrow. After you go back, take a good look at the script. The script is like this. Tomorrow Wanyu, you go to Zhanbo, so that everyone in their company will Knowing that Zhanbo has such a beautiful girlfriend as you will definitely make people in their company envious and hateful at that time." Xiao Xie smiled at Lin Wanyu.
"Thank you Director! I will seize this opportunity." Wan Yu pretended to be surprised and said with Xiao Xie.
"But tomorrow isn't my birthday (日 rì), wouldn't it be pretentious to go so rashly?"
Xiao Xie looked at Lu Zhanbo, and then said in a very flat tone: "It's okay, anyway, you usually do it well."
"You can ask Wan Yu to deliver the bento!" Zeng Xiaoxian said immediately: "Every girl will prepare a (love ài) bento for the boy she likes!"
"Mr. Zeng, you've watched a lot of Korean dramas, right? You ask them if they can do it? Even if they can't make a good meal, they still have a bento. Raise their hands if they can't make a bento." Xiao Xie said disdainfully.
Hu Yifei and Wan Yu raised their hands in unison, and Zhan Bo also raised his hand for unknown reasons.
"Huh?" Xiao Xie and Zeng Xiaoxian looked strangely at Lu Zhanbo who raised his hand, Zhanbo sneered, and quickly put his hand down.
"Forget it, let me do it! Just make a super invincible romantic (meat ròu) numb for ten thousand years (love ài) heart stool! I promise you will help you put out that arrogant arrogance of Zhao Wuliang!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook silently. Shaking his head, he rushed towards the kitchen a little nervously.
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