Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
Chapter 488: Have a girlfriend and still have central air-conditioning (10 (central air-conditionin
Mathematics, the eternal god.
After successfully surrendering the plan for the two routes, this sentence became the motto of Xiao Lu and Wu Bei.
Even, the two of them voluntarily added an additional option to their plan of going out to explore new roads: bring them back when they see the book.
What the teacher said is correct.
Learning is very useful. Even in the end of the world, people with good academic performance will have more ways to survive than those with poor academic performance.
In their human life over the past two decades, they have never loved learning as much as they do now.
Ji Changze was very satisfied with their attitude.
And took the initiative to do part-time tutoring their homework.
The first question he asked was:
[Assume that there are fifty-two zombies in the school library, and the distance from the library to the third canteen is 1,200 meters. The distance inside the library... the speed of the zombies... Please prove how humans can safely reach the third canteen from the library? 】
The essence of this question is probably similar to Xiao Ming pouring water in while putting the water in the swimming pool. The difference is that in reality, there are really zombies chasing people while attracting other zombies.
After a girl saw the topic Wu Bei and the others were doing, she mustered up the courage and boldly asked Ji Changze if they could do it.
Ji Changze naturally nodded and agreed.
Therefore, in addition to beating zombies every day, the survivors in a building are reading books, doing exercises, and doing various exercises.
I believe that if you can take another exam, the probability of you dropping out is still very low.
After everyone was immersed in their studies and no one came to find their part-time job, Ji Changze asked: "My chemistry is also very good, do you want to study?"
Chemistry?
The only involuntary study Fu Qingli raised her head bitterly:
"Mathematics is enough to make my head big, chemistry is not necessary, right?"
"Mathematics can also calculate our escape time. What does chemistry do? Even if we learn it, we don't have anything in our hands. It's useless if we learn it."
Yuan Yang is full of admiration for her boyfriend.
She used to like Ji Changze as a school tyrant, but now she finds that the other party can still use knowledge to help everyone escape in the end times, and the love in her eyes is even heavier.
"Changze has always had a plan. He said to study chemistry, it must be chemistry useful."
Fu Qingli's tone of speaking to Yuan Yang was not as normal as it was to Ji Changze. She slapped eight degrees and leaned against Yuan Yang delicately:
"Yang Yang, people don't want to learn it, they are just a small plant, even if they don't learn it, it doesn't matter, right?"
I have to say that Fu Qingli is very good at acting like a baby.
When this little work was sincere and sincere to please someone, even Yuan Yang of the same **** couldn't resist it. In just a few days, the tone of speaking to her was much softer.
"I know you have been very hard these days, but what you have learned is good for you. Why don't you turn into a leaf and sleep in my pocket for a while? Wait until you have rested and come back?"
Fuqingli's way to restore energy is to turn into green tea.
It's not a metaphor, it's the kind of green tea that is an adjective.
Since Ji Changze began to teach everyone to deal with zombies by learning knowledge, Fu Qingli's daily favorite activities have changed from lazily leaning against the window to sunbathe, to sleeping in Yuanyang's pocket with tea.
Be fair and honest about what you just want to rely on and don't want to work hard.
It stands to reason that this kind of behavior that does not want to do dirty work at all should be very disgusting to do.
By the way, she is beautiful and sweet-mouthed, and she specializes in making clothes. Even if she cooks in the small pot in Yuanyang and their dormitory, they make it very delicious. If you don't make a little contribution, that's not it.
Except for killing zombies and studying two things, Fu Qingli was a big refusal, and she did well in other logistics work.
Take care of the group of seven (mainly Yuan Yang) properly.
People's hearts are always fleshy. Every day I look at Fu Qingli like an industrious little bee, trying to collect cloth tools to sew her protective gear, and Yuan Yang naturally gets close to her.
But maybe it was because of being attached to it. She always felt that her feelings for Fu Qingli were not for friends, but for girls.
Seeing Fu Qingli nodded and yawned, she turned into a green leaf, Yuan Yang picked her up and put her in her pocket.
This pocket was still sewed on by Fu Qingli, for fear that Yuan Yang might have dropped her while she was working. The stitched one is called a sturdy one.
He Chenchen, who was also reading a book with a bitter face, saw Fu Qingli sneaking off to sleep, almost sour as a lemon.
"I want to rest too!"
Yuan Yang persuaded her: "Don't think about it, read the book quickly, you can rest after reading these pages."
He Chenchen also shouted.
She couldn't be a plant like Fu Qingli.
Fu Qingli's lazy behavior did not make everyone feel that the biggest reason for rejection was that she did not need to eat or drink at all.
As long as Yuan Yang is full, she won't be hungry.
Even as a plant, she doesn't even need to water it. Although she likes to bask in the sun, it is only because the sun makes her feel comfortable, and it doesn't matter if she doesn't.
Since Fu Qingli has never used any resources, she doesn't work, naturally others won't say anything.
Even Ji Changze directly skipped Fu Qingli's lazy behavior.
Of course, the main reason is that Fu Qingli is really good at judging the situation, and when she finds that she can't provoke Ji Changze, she has to persuade him.
She even finished Yuan Yang's protective gear and placed Ji Changze next.
However, compared with Yuan Yang's overtime work to sew carefully, Ji Changze's is much more perfunctory. It takes only three days to fish and two days to dry the net, but the quality is absolutely nothing to say.
After Ji Changze put on the protective gear, he reciprocated, and when he left the dormitory to explore the way, he brought her some soil back.
Fu Qingli's expression at the time was very difficult to describe.
Because she didn't speak, Ji Changze directly defined this expression as liking, and by the way, told the other party that although she is a leaf, it might be beneficial to insert it in the soil and let her rest in the soil every day.
So Fu Qingli's expression is even more difficult to describe.
But she didn't dare to defy Ji Changze, and she could only sleep in the soil because of grievances.
Ji Changze occasionally saw a green leaf head down in the soil. He specially sewed himself a small pink pants and put it in the middle of the leaf body. The leaf body trembled from time to time, and he said to Yuan Yang when he came back:
"You still don't think of her as a girl. With such a girl, people will doubt our IQ."
He Chenchen also went to see it once.
After reading it, she never quarreled with Fu Qingli again.
She felt that Fu Qingli was affected by her supernatural powers, and her IQ had degraded to the level of a five-year-old.
He Chenchen was not so cheeky yet, and quarreled with the children.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she continued to read the book honestly.
Ji Changze pointed at her twice and quietly said to Yuan Yang:
"Do you think she is under a bit of pressure?"
Yuan Yang nodded and lowered his voice: "Counting Qingli, all eight of us have supernatural powers, but Chenchen doesn't. It's normal for her to be stressed."
Xiao Lu, who is struggling to write a book next to him: "..."
"I said you just whispered when you whispered, don't leave me, okay? I have any name, me! I don't have one!!"
Yuan Yang was startled by him, and subconsciously asked, "When did you come?"
Xiao Lu: "...Am I always okay?"
"Are you all in love? You don't care about who is next to you! You treat me as an invisible person! It's too much!"
"sorry Sorry."
Yuan Yang quickly apologized: "I really didn't pay attention just now."
Xiao Lu waved his hand, then weakly lowered his head and wrote: "Forget it, I'm all used to it."
"Why did that song sing? I should be under the car, not in the car."
Ji Changze patted him on the shoulder:
"Don't worry, brother, I didn't forget you."
Before Xiao Lu was happy, he added: "I always remember to let you go out with me."
Xiao Lu: "..."
He muttered, "You think of me for this kind of thing."
Complaining to complain, he still honestly prepared.
This time I went to the second canteen, in addition to looking at the supplies there, there was also an important goal, which was to make sure that they could really get out a little bit.
The second canteen is closest to the female dormitory building. There are not many zombies there, but because of the many routes, they may encounter zombies from other places on the way they ran over.
So their movements can only be kept to a minimum, like Wu Bei can't do this while making jokes.
And because it requires fast running, the twin sisters can't drive the corpse away by dancing.
This time it was a real trip for three people, Ji Changze guaranteed two.
Although Wu Bei and Xiao Lu have been practicing various moves these days, after cleaning up the zombies in the building, they have often been attracted to outside without being driven out to practice zombies.
The two are still very confident.
"Do not worry!"
Xiao Lu put on all kinds of weird armors, holding the steel pipes that had been removed from the bed and grounded for several days, confidently:
"Although Wu Bei and I are still not as powerful as yours, we are half of yours. Our three swords are combined, and the world is invincible!"
"Yes! Invincible!"
Looking at the sure-fire appearance of the two of them, Ji Changze silently took out the notebook and began to write and draw.
"Huh? Alternative life-saving plans? Haven't you written so many plans? Why do you still need to write life-saving plans?"
Regarding the issue of military equipment, Ji Changze: "For the sake of insurance."
After all, there is always a law in the world.
When a soldier goes on the battlefield and talks to his comrades about his family, similar lines are probably about waiting until the end of the war. Ninety-nine percent of the soldier will be cold.
And when the teammates are unprecedentedly confident and feel that there must be no problem.
Seventy percent will have some stubbornness.
Ji Changze put down his notebook and sighed.
"It's all the experience of life."
The three specially chose early in the morning, because if the morning starts, they will have a full day.
Tie up the armor, Wu Bei Xiao Lu and the two took the sharpened steel pipes, while Ji Changze, who was strong, was still using the baseball bat.
They opened the locked door of the dormitory, and in the distance, you could see a few zombies swaying past the dormitory building. As for the dormitory, there were only dead zombies lying on the ground.
The saying that rabbits don't eat grass at the nest does not apply to students. After emptying the dormitory building, everyone's pressure dropped sharply. In order to practice, there were many zombies who were fishing outside of law enforcement.
Yuan Yang's abdomen is already slightly convex, and she will walk slowly before the end of the world. Since the end of the world, except for beating zombies, she can only walk slowly in the corridor at other times.
After Ji Changze came, she naturally didn't have to work hard anymore. After having time, Yuan Yang tried to raise her power level through meditation.
After all, no one knows how the abilities come from. Most abilities people don’t know how to improve their abilities, only those abilities that are relatively rare, such as Fu Qingli.
After she got the power, she naturally knew how to improve her power.
Yuan Yang's ability is group chat. When you use it, you need to close your eyes and concentrate. She thinks of meditation.
I didn't expect it to work.
At least they have done experiments. One person is on the far left of the first floor and the other is on the far right of the top floor. Yuan Yang can still pull people into the group chat.
Because this ability allows her to know the dynamics of her teammates even if she is far away, Yuan Yang's heart feels a little more at ease.
Before sending Ji Changze out, they repeatedly told: "I will hold group chats from time to time. Remember to enter the group chat when it is safe."
"Do not worry."
Ji Changze touched her belly lightly and ran towards the second canteen with Wu Bei Xiao Lu.
They must run, after all, as soon as they walk around here, the nearby zombies will immediately come, and when the zombies run, they will still attract other zombies.
In that case, they might as well run away by themselves.
A few scattered zombies nearby rushed over immediately, opening their mouths in a posture of waiting for a meal.
However, he got a headshot first without getting close to him.
Ji Changze and the others didn't waste time either. They headshot the zombies while running forward. The route they did before worked well. The shortest route they chose not only prevented the zombies from chasing and biting, but also reached the canteen at the fastest speed.
The door of the second canteen is already looming.
The three of them moved neatly and simply. After solving a few zombies, they squatted neatly in the green flower bed.
The road map is like this.
Five dormitory buildings-the second canteen-the stadium.
Unfortunately, many people do not take a lunch break during lunch breaks. They come to the stadium to play football or badminton to play badminton. Some people even do not play by themselves and come to see others play.
The stadium is open-air, and there are nets around each project, but at the moment, blood can be seen on those nets after a while.
"One, two..."
After the weaponry finished counting, he lowered his head again: "Thirty-two zombies."
"so much?"
Xiao Lu looked carefully through the green leaves: "Everyone loves sports too much. There are so many people on lunch break."
"It's okay."
Ji Changze took out a pen and paper from the bag behind his back: "The distance from the second canteen to the stadium is... Counting the speed of the zombies, our speed is enough to run into the second canteen in one breath."
"The door of the second canteen is closed well, and there is only one door. After entering, you only need to close the door, and the zombies in the stadium will run over after two minutes. They can't get in."
After speaking, a whole piece of paper was filled with various numbers again.
Wu Bei was silent for a few seconds, and his thousand-word worship was condensed into one sentence:
"Let's go to the small supermarket next time. It's time to replenish paper and pen."
"Row."
Ji Changze agreed, thinking of the escape options he had prepared before, and then grabbed the two who were eager to try to rush out:
"If there is an accident in the second canteen, step on the table next to the door for the first time. I remember the topography of the second canteen. After the tables on both sides of the door go up, the large windows of the second canteen can be reached.
Grab the window and push the e-commerce company on the side of the table to sit on the window. "
The windows of the Liuda canteen are very peculiar. Because there is a layer of glass blocking them from the outside, these windows are wide and large but there is no glass block.
Before being ridiculed, it was like a prison. The reason why the glass was not added was that it was too high to reach.
Wu Bei and Xiao Lu didn't understand why Ji Changze was still so cautious.
Wu Bei: "There will be no one in the cafeteria during lunch break."
"Yup."
Xiao Lu smiled and said, "It shouldn't be such a coincidence. It happens that everyone was rehearsing in the cafeteria on the end of the world, right?"
The school cafeteria is not an outside shop. At about the same time, they start to pack up the food, prepare the dishes and wash the pots, and then prepare the evening meal.
So before they left the dormitory, they speculated that even if all the employees in the second canteen were included, they would be in their tenths at most.
The three were more than enough to fight.
Ji Changze: "It's better to be careful. I encountered many similar things when I was working part-time."
He never missed what he said.
So even though they didn't agree, the two still remembered Ji Changze's words.
"Three two one, punch!!"
The three of them rushed out, and as they ran, some zombies on the stadium in the distance noticed the movement here, and immediately ran toward this side excitedly.
However, the stadium's net blocked the pace of most zombies, and only the one who happened to be near the door could happily rush over.
That net was just an ordinary green net, and it hadn't been changed all the year round. The wind and sun had long been brittle, and it was so desperately pressed by a bunch of zombies that it was broken open within a few strokes.
As a result, the large group followed immediately behind the assault squad, and screamed and rushed over.
The three of them ran so fast, they didn't have the energy to speak, they rushed into the door of the second canteen, and closed the door neatly.
As a result, he turned his face and met the sight of the zombies in the canteen.
The zombies reacted quickly, and they opened their mouths while running toward this side.
As if to say: here comes my brother.
The brothers were stunned.
"Fuck!!"
"This he*!!!"
The three of them had no time to think of anything else, they only had time to curse instinctively, and rushed to the table like a rabbit, and sat on the window strenuously, pulling the window and pedaling on the fan.
Ji Changze sits on the left.
Wu Bei Xiao Lu sat on the right, half a person.
Below them, countless zombies stretched out their arms and opened their mouths, warmly holding a welcoming ceremony to humans.
The clothes they wore were very beautiful and handsome, and the makeup was faintly visible. In the center of the dining hall, there were tables and chairs that had been removed. The vacated space was covered with a large red carpet and thigh-high speakers.
The speaker is not plugged in, it should be rechargeable or battery.
Obviously, these people are rehearsing shows here when the end times come.
Ji Changze looked at Xiao Lu with a frightened look: "What did you say before?"
Xiao Lu: "...I just said that casually..."
In the past, everyone rehearsed programs in the auditorium, but the auditorium was under maintenance for the school celebration recently. Those who have programs will naturally find a place to rehearse.
But who knows, they really rehearsed in the cafeteria.
"Forty-five, forty-six..."
Wu Bei finished counting: "I can see it alone, sixty-three."
Xiao Lu: "..."
Three dozen ten is of course no problem.
But three dozen sixty three...
He looked back at the stadium zombies who had run out of the cafeteria and flared their teeth and claws at them.
Sixty-three: thirty-two.
It all seems pretty bad.
"What to do? We seem to be making dumplings."
Ji Changze was not as flustered as they were, just sitting steadily on the window, thinking.
Wu Bei asked carefully: "Ji Changze? Ji Changze?"
Xiao Lu looked desperate: "Don't call him, no matter how powerful he is, there is nothing he can do about this situation."
"Our terrain is above and we can't reach the zombies. We are immediately surrounded by zombies when we go down. Unless we climb up, it's useless to climb up. There is no ladder to let us down."
The height of the second canteen is still very high, and it is light for people to break their legs when they jump.
And there must be zombies near the cafeteria.
If they fall, they will be killed by the meal.
Xiao Lu sighed:
"I have a way. I will go down first, and then attract firepower, and draw the zombies from the outside to a farther place. If you go down, you can run one by one."
"Fuck! Are you so sacrificial?!"
Wu Bei was shocked: "I actually planned to sacrifice myself to save the two of us, Old Xiao, I used to underestimate you."
Xiao Lu shook his head: "No, I actually wanted to say that when I first came up, I seemed to have a slap in my ankle."
He pointed to the red and swollen left foot and smiled bitterly:
"Anyway, I can't run anymore. In fact, the last days to the present are actually the warmest days I have lived for so long."
Xiao Lu began to talk endlessly about his mental journey:
"Although there are dangers everywhere, you have been taking me with you. You are stronger than me in force and ability than me. I alone cannot run slow and fight. Even the consciousness of survival cannot keep up with you, but you have never Don't dislike me, except for the total diss I am a single dog, this is slightly inadequate and needs to be improved.
Others, you are worthy of me. Of course, you are still sorry for the fact that you robbed my ham yesterday... And I think you worked so hard to get home early, but I don’t have a home, no one is waiting anyway. I'll go back alive, and die if I die.
The wind is cold and the water is cold, a strong man..."
Ji Changze, who had been meditating, suddenly said, "I have a solution."
Xiao Lu, who was immersed in the emotion of not sacrificing anyone, was unable to extricate himself, "...what did you think of?"
"How to survive."
Ji Changze stood up by supporting the wall of the window, carefully stretched out his head and looked up and said:
"Go, let's climb up."
Wu Bei didn't ask Ji Changze what way to survive, and his face was already happy:
"I know you have a way! Old Xiao, hurry up, get up, let's climb up."
"Ji Changze is so powerful, he can definitely take us out!"
Xiao Lu hesitated and put his hand on the wall: "But my feet are cramped, so I can't use it."
Ji Changze glanced at his feet: "It's okay, we took you with you when we ran away."
"How we three came out, just go back, don't miss one."
Xiao Lu immediately imagined such a painting in his mind:
The zombies rushed after him. He was carried by Ji Changze (Wu Bei could not move him). Seeing that the zombies were getting closer, he asked Ji Changze to put him down and run for his life, but Ji Changze gritted his teeth: No, I will never give up on me. Brothers.
OMG! !
What a peerless brother!
Even if he is a scumbag or a central air conditioner, to him Xiao Lu, Ji Chang Zeren has done his best!
Xiao Lu was so touched by the painting that came out of his brain that he almost didn't burst into tears.
Neither Ji Changze nor Wu Bei gave up on him.
He will stick to it!
Thinking about this, Xiao Lu slowly stood up while supporting the wall.
Ji Changze had already leaned out his upper body, tentatively grasping the pipe from the outside, stepped on the bottom of the window to borrow force, and his whole body climbed on the pipe.
Fortunately, there was a wind and rain cover in the second canteen. He didn't spend much time standing on the cover and stretched out his hand to pull Wu Bei Xiao Lu underneath.
Wu Bei came up first, and they worked together to pull Xiao Lu who was unable to do so.
Just pulling them one by one, it took more than half an hour to get on the roof of the second canteen.
When the Second Canteen was originally built, the roof was semi-circular and shaped like a turtle shell. The three people just lay on the turtle shell and gasped for breath.
After Wu Bei told a cold joke, he wasn't tired anymore, but Xiao Lu's foot was injured, and the nurse couldn't save it.
After another minute of rest, they three crawled forward.
Ji Changze crawled forward, moving in one direction with a clear goal.
"What are we doing, don't you want to go down?"
"Jump off the top of the building, you want to fall to death."
Ji Changze stopped at a position, leaned aside, asked for the steel pipe that Wu Bei had pinned to his waist, and slammed it towards that position.
He was so strong that he smashed a few times, and he really smashed a hole.
The painting below was presented before the eyes of the three.
This is the back kitchen. Five or six zombies were swaying because they closed the door and couldn't get out. They raised their heads when they heard the movement. After seeing people, they immediately stretched their arms and tried to beat them with blood. Enough for them.
Of course, it's so high, they definitely can't reach it.
Ji Changze ignored the zombies, and only pointed to the far right: "Did you see the back door for food transportation."
"Get rid of these zombies, we can get out through the back door."
Wu Bei Xiao Lu immediately realized, with joy on his face.
"Wait, how do we get on?"
"This height is at least six meters, right?"
Ji Changze nodded: "This is indeed a problem."
"But it's not a big problem."
Two minutes later.
Ji Changze hung his hands on the beam and slowly moved to the right.
This is a very physically demanding move, especially the beam is not small. It takes a lot of strength to put your hands on it to support the weight of the whole body.
Fortunately, he has a nanny.
"Xiao Ming has a friend called hahaha..."
"After the onion is removed..."
Wu Bei didn't dare to stop for a second, telling a cold joke just made him tell the atmosphere of Star Wars. Xiao Lu next to him was also nervous, and his spirit collapsed to the extreme.
Seeing Ji Changze move to the edge a little bit, Xiao Lu suddenly shrank his pupils: "Wait, don't touch the stick underneath!"
When Ji Changze heard this, he didn't move his hand up, but kicked it with his foot.
With just a light kick, it fell off.
He looked up at Xiao Lu in surprise, "How did you know?"
Xiao Lu was also a little confused: "I don't know, I just think it will fall."
Because of this unexpected situation, Ji Changze swayed forward, planning to use the swaying force to land on the back kitchen stove in one breath, but Xiao Lu immediately stopped it nervously.
He changed his strategy and chose to sway backwards, and his whole body fell on the raised bags in a strange posture.
The bag was supposed to be powdery, very soft, so although Ji Changze fell too far away, he was not injured.
"This thing can be used as a safety pad."
He waved up and Wu Bei quickly threw Ji Changze's baseball bat in his direction.
When you accurately reached out to catch the baseball bat, the field began to reverse.
It only took him five minutes to slide down the bag to solve the five or six zombies.
When he was the only one standing in the audience, Ji Changze freed his hand and ran to the stove where he was about to jump and took a closer look.
There was a durian on top.
I don't know if it was originally intended to cook, or the back cook bought it by himself and put it here temporarily.
Considering the price of durian, Ji Changze thinks it is the latter.
He dragged the bags under the big hole on the top.
It stands to reason that the replenishment will only be made at the beginning of next month, but looking at this bag of bags, it should be replenishment in advance.
After all the bags were laid out, the height of the ground was already half a person high, and the length of those bags was more than enough for two people.
He patted the bag: "Okay, you can jump down."
Wu Bei was a little scared: "Will this work, it's so high..."
Xiao Lu took a closer look, "I don't feel dangerous."
Then he gritted his teeth and rolled off directly.
――Pu!
Because the bag was soft, he landed on it and only made a dull sound, arousing a lot of whiteness.
"Cough cough cough cough!"
Xiao Lu got up from the fallen bag, his face was white all over, coughing and rubbing his eyes:
"This is a powder, cough, cough, cough, it's in my nose..."
He turned over, Wu Bei saw that he was okay, plucked up the courage, and jumped down.
Then he also got white all over.
Among the three, Ji Changze had the least white body. He had swung over by himself. He didn't jump down so vigorously. In addition, the bag was not spread out at the time, only the front of him was stained with powder on his clothes.
Wu Bei was coughing and came out of the powder pile: "Why are the school making so many powders, cough cough cough..."
"It's probably for the school celebration, cough cough... It choked me to death. Come down first."
"And fans..."
Ji Changze stretched out his hand in the white, touched a hand and powdered the bag.
"You're not planning to bring all these fans back, are you? Don't think about it, it's impossible. It's great that we can bring a bag every time."
Wu Bei also nodded:
"Yes, yes, there are still so many zombies in the school, besides, even if we get the fans back, we don't have enough water, we can't just eat them directly."
"We still have to find a way to clear the other roads of the school."
It's really difficult to get through.
The students of Liu University are well-known. They are almost besieged by dozens of zombies just sloshing in an area with no people. dish.
Ji Changze nodded: "Yes, we still have to solve the zombies on other roads in the school."
He looked at the various tools in the back kitchen and found a hemp rope.
"I have to go back to the window again."
Two people: "???"
After finally running out, why are you going back?
Of course, Ji Changze went back to make trouble.
Fortunately, the kitchen has many tools, so he made a simple wall climbing tool and barely climbed up.
After returning to the window, he aimed at the speaker and pulled the slingshot away.
At the back of the kitchen, Wu Bei and Xiao Lu, who were strolling by putting their favorite things on the cart, suddenly heard loud music.
The sound was loud, and the two of them were frightened by being so far away.
"the vast horizon is my love…"
The two looked at each other.
Is this school celebration program serious?
Ji Changze crawled back again, threw the hemp rope down, asked them to tie a bag of powder on top, and then he pulled it up again.
Bag after bag, it was fortunate that the roof of the second canteen was poked open, but it was quite load-bearing.
Five dormitory buildings.
Yuan Yang has been standing by the window watching the movement of the second canteen, but from this angle only one door of the second canteen can be seen.
As soon as she heard the sound, she felt wrong, and she saw countless zombies coming from all directions with the second canteen as a dot.
This standard square dance special audio sound is really amazing, and the effect is even better than the previous campus broadcast. After hearing it, the zombies are not afraid of the distance, and run faster than one.
I don't know, I thought the food in the cafeteria was so delicious.
"So many zombies, Changze and the others haven't come out yet!"
Yuan Yang watched more and more zombies, as if he was hitting the door. When the door slammed open, a large number of zombies filed in, and her tears were about to burst out.
He Chenchen was also anxious when he stood beside her.
Fu Qingli is very confident in Ji Changze: "Yang Yang, don't worry, Ji Changze is very good."
"I think he is sluggish, and now such a big movement, he must be planning something big."
Although Yuan Yang felt that Fu Qingli's wording was a bit inaccurate, he thought it was true.
The music must be made by people.
Since there is such a loud music, Nagasawa and the others must have a spectrum.
She closed her eyes and tried hard to start a group chat.
Ji Changze didn't receive the group chat, he was working hard to dig a hole in the roof, pours into his fans.
As bags of powder entered, the cafeteria gradually became a vast expanse of whiteness.
The zombies that had filled the entire second canteen were unaffected, and they were still squeezing around amidst the sound of huge music, which spurred their fans.
After pouring all the powder, he returned to the back kitchen and found a roll of toilet paper, which he tore into small pieces.
Then he took out a pencil from his schoolbag and threw it to Wu Bei: "Put me the pen core."
Then pick up the tools that were optimistic before, and quickly tap.
Xiao Lu came over curiously: "What is this? Do you want me to help?"
"A delay device. Come and help me see this track, right... Yes, use dripping water to make the delay effect. Isn't there water in the pot?"
Ji Changze sprinkled the rest of the powder all over the back kitchen, and put the finished things in the carefully arranged direction.
Two people who didn't understand what he was doing at all: "..."
"Okay, withdraw!"
Ji Changze directly helped Xiao Lu up.
Xiao Lu's heart warmed: "Is it really okay to carry me? I'm quite heavy..."
――哐!
He was supported by Ji Changze and sat on the cart.
Xiao Lu: "?"
Ji Changze: "You remember to hold on to the handrails on both sides, don't fall, and press down on the things underneath, don't let the things underneath fall."
Xiao Lu: "?"
It wasn't until Ji Changze opened the door of the back kitchen and dragged the cart to drive him all the way, and he had to grab the handrails with both hands in order not to fall, and then he realized that he seemed to have completed the cart The mission of the cover.
This is completely different from the script he imagined!
"I'm coming!"
The female students who had been guarding the door of the dormitory saw them rushing towards this side, and quickly opened the door.
"come on in!"
After Ji Changze and the others rushed in, they quickly locked the door again.
Yuan Yang, who saw them coming back upstairs, quickly came down:
"You can be regarded as coming back. We saw a lot of zombies go to the second canteen. This is afraid that half of the school has gone. It's too scary."
Wu Bei: "Huh, huh... It's too thrilling. I'll tell you, let me tell a joke first, and get a lot of milk."
"Wait."
Ji Changze looked at the pink-white watch on his wrist (searched from the girls' dormitory), and stretched out his hand to cover Yuan Yang's ears.
Yuan Yang was blankly covered with her ears and looked up at her boyfriend: "What's the matter?"
Next second.
--boom! !
There was a huge explosion, and even the ground was shaking.
From the perspective of everyone, you can see the entire second canteen braving flames, and countless zombies were blown out, lying on the ground with no combat effectiveness.
Only then did Ji Changze slowly put down his hands covering Yuan Yang's ears.
The others were stupid: "You bombed the second canteen?"
"Fuck! No wonder it attracted half of the school's zombies to pass by, and killed so many zombies directly!"
"How did you do it? Do you make explosives/drugs? Where are the raw materials?"
Xiao Lu Wubei looked confused: "We didn't do anything..."
Damn it!
They talked and went to see Ji Changze.
"Those and fans???"
Ji Changze showed an expression of "you finally thought of it".
Wu Bei was in a trance:
"And if the powder is scattered all over the space, it will explode when it meets an open flame, but where did you get the open flame?"
"Let you read more books."
Ji Changze Ba Ba Ba:
"If the positive and negative poles of the battery are connected to both sides of the pencil lead, the pencil lead will burn red."
"At this time, the delay device we made dropped the shreds of paper that were easy to ignite and fired together. Of course, it must be - bang!"
The others looked dumbfounded.
Under the firelight shining behind him, Ji Changze's smile looked particularly great:
"Do you have anything else to ask?"
When this word was put in the ears of everyone, it automatically became: "What else do you have to learn?"
Wu Bei: "...I'm going to read a book."
Xiao Lu: "...I also go to read."
clothes!
They are really convinced!
Sure enough, I learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and I am not afraid to travel all over the world.
Learning is really inseparable from this end of the world.
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