Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
Chapter 180: First |
Wang Er Mazi's body is numb and feels very numb.
This sentence is quite eloquent, but it is indeed a true portrayal of the current situation.
Wang Ermazi, who was numb because he was **** with a rope for a long time, sat on the chair with a face full of mourning.
The police and inspectors understand him very well. After all, not everyone can experience desperate running for an hour after stealing a chicken-standing on a tree for 20 minutes-tied into twists-rumored to be a murderer-be beaten up in the street. After the series of events, they can still maintain a happy and beautiful mood.
Although Wang Ermazi was asked about the traffickers, since he said that he had just stolen a chicken by leaking his mouth, he naturally had to deal with this case that could be called the crime of theft.
"Let's talk, whose chicken was stolen."
The interrogating police comrade Cha and Wang Ermazi can also be regarded as "old friends". Before, this guy slipped and didn't keep his hands. He might not be able to catch twice after ten times. He finally caught the game and was thick. He was talking nonsense, he said that he couldn't be on time for a few hours, so he was now ready for a long-term battle.
But this time Wang Er Mazi is very different.
I saw him take a deep and weak breath, and then he said in a loud voice: "The old reed hen from the Ma Ai Dang family in East Street, I took advantage of the fact that no one in their house went in and grabbed it. The hair is a bit dark and the belly is a bit dark. There is also a bunch of eggs in it, but they are all very small. The smallest one is the size of my fingernail. The chicken blood and chicken are all cleaned. The feathers and bones of the chicken are buried under the old banyan tree in Xiaohegou to the west. They are fed into the water next door. rhubarb."
Comrade Police Cha: "..."
No wonder every time there is a report from the neighbourhood that Wang Er Mazi steals a chicken, they can't find evidence when they search. This guy has a one-stop service for destroying corpses.
"Then you explain why you are stealing this one..."
"Ma Aidang made fun of my name, and he also made fun of me not having a daughter-in-law. When I was angry, I planned to steal his chickens and ate him to death. I have been thinking about it for several months."
Comrade Police Cha made a transcript: "...In addition to stealing chickens, what have you done..."
"Yes!!! Yes, yes!!!"
Wang Er Mazi was more anxious than him, and nodded wildly: "I stole Wang Shen's pancake last week. I stole a dried salted fish and two spoons of salt in West Street last week. I picked up 50 cents last week. I didn’t give the money to the police. Uncle Cha, and last month I..."
In general, he pours beans in a bamboo tube and explains everything he has done over the past year.
Comrade Cha, who is accustomed to his stubborn resistance: "..."
He was surprised when he looked up and found that Wang Er Mazi was tremblingly staring outside. He turned to look and saw that Comrade Ji was standing by the door, silently looking inside.
"Comrade Ji is here? I'll be ready right away. Wang Ermazi is very cooperative. After finishing the transcript, you can ask him what you want to ask."
He also smiled at Ji Changze very friendly: "This Wang Er Mazi was very boring before. I didn't expect it to be so simple today. It's really raining in the sky."
Then he said to Wang Ermazi: "Okay, after you have explained it, go and chat with Comrade Ji."
Wang Er Mazi continued to tremble: ... I told you so quickly that I didn't want to see him.
"Comrade Police, Police. Cha, this Mr. Ji, doesn't it seem a bit wrong..." He glanced at Ji Changze cautiously, swallowed his saliva, and swallowed the "scary" near his mouth: "Not very friendly, can I not talk to him."
Policemen:"???"
He glanced suspiciously at the gentleman Ji Changze, who was not a bit energetic, and then at Wang Ermazi, the fifth-big-and-third thick-haired henhouse: "Don't think about playing tricks, you still have the crime of stealing, even if you take Mr. Ji to do it. Excuse me, I won't unlock your handcuffs."
Wang Ermazi was anxious: "No! I didn't play tricks. You didn't know if you weren't before, this person..."
--boom!
Ji Changze silently put the saw on the table.
Wang Er Mazi: "..."
Police. Cha: "What's wrong with this person?"
Wang Ermazi swallowed with difficulty: "He... the other person is so nice, I want to see him so much, please promise me to talk to him."
The police were suspicious: "You? Are there tears in the corner of your eye?"
Wang Ermazi couldn't help but look at the saw: "When I think that I can talk to such a good person, I can't help but shed tears of joy."
Police: This is a small mouth.
"Okay, then I'll be another colleague, do you have anything else to say?"
"Have."
Facing the saw, Wang Ermazi said the most sincere vow in his life:
"In my life! Never again! Never again! Never steal chickens again!!!"
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