Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

"Don't panic..."

"It's not like I'm going to kill you..."

Lin Dong smiled slightly, like a spring breeze, calming the other party's restlessness, showing his master style.

"Master...can you explain it to me? It doesn't matter how much money you pay, please save me..."

The old lady was extremely nervous, and her original arrogant look turned into a nervous face, and even her address changed. No wonder some scammers can easily manipulate some elderly people and make them take out their wallets in a panic.

"Don't...don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those scammers. Your bad fate doesn't mean bad luck?" Lin Dong persuaded the other party and let the old lady calm down, and then slowly calmed down.

"As the saying goes, a good fate is not as good as a good luck. In life, fate is something illusory and yet seems to exist, which is hard to figure out..."

"If a person has a bad fate but good luck, he is destined to live a long life. Although he may have wasted time, it is not a bad thing. On the contrary, there are many people who have a good fate but bad luck and die prematurely...

"You have a bad life but good luck. You have both sons and daughters. Although you are not filial, you are not short of money. If you want to enjoy life, just pay less attention to yourself and let yourself go..."

Lin Dong explained calmly...

While listening, the aunt couldn't help but shed tears. Since her children started their own families, she has been a little restless and worried about everything. It's just that she has too strong a desire to control...

"Master... Thank you, I'm much better now..." The aunt said gratefully.

"No need... We met by chance, it's just a coincidence..." Lin Dong waved his hand.

"This is 5,000 yuan, all the money in my hand... I'll give it all to you! "The aunt wanted to take out all the money in her pocket and give it all to Lin Dong.

"Five hundred yuan for a fortune reading, no more, no less, no cheating. You are my first customer today, and I will give you a prescription to take care of your health..."

Lin Dong smiled bitterly. He looked like a rich man, but in fact he was a stubborn old woman. He was dissatisfied with everything, which led to his unhappy life.

He wrote down the prescription himself, with herbs such as bupleurum, turmeric, licorice, immature bitter orange, and julibrissin. , is a prescription for dispersing blood stasis, relieving depression, and soothing the liver.

A series of smooth movements shocked the entire live broadcast room. Everyone was dumbfounded. Is fortune-telling so awesome?

Open your mouth to reveal the truth...

Behave in a noble manner...

Prescribe medicine with your backhand...

I almost thought that a certain enlightened master was pointing out the world and comforting the hearts of the people...

"Everyone... Although I, Lin Dong, am not talented and a little careless, do you know what fortune-telling is?"

Lin Dong stood in front of the room, with bright eyes, looking at the live broadcast room and asking questions.

Live broadcast room...

Everyone was silent, looking at each other...

"Isn't fortune-telling a liar? Nine out of ten people are liars, and the remaining one is just a shill. They are all the dregs of feudal superstition..."

"Yes, yes... We firmly oppose feudal superstition. It is unreasonable and unscientific. This kind of thing is not worthy of being on the stage. It is a broken thing that our ancestors put out because they had no food to eat..."

"Throughout the ages, there have been countless liars in all dynasties. The most brilliant liars are Yuan Tiangang, Li Chunfeng and others..."

"Ahem... Does the host suspect that we have not completed the nine-year compulsory education, and our children are I know it's a scam. Last night in the park, there was an old man who was practicing some kind of iron shirt. He asked me to punch him and he was invulnerable. He ended up losing 10,000 yuan...."

"Ah... people's hearts are unpredictable. That's how people are. That's why scammers run rampant..."

"I think there must be some benefits to being passed down. We can't just generalize..."

"The people above... foot bindings are all passed down. Did your daughter use them?"

"Fuck... you nitpicker, do you want to fight? At night, in the abandoned factory in the west of the city, I will make you bleed..."

"Come if you want, you are a grandson if you don't..."

"Warning: Two people have been kicked out of the live broadcast room..."

A group of guys chattered and started to attack non-stop. If it were in reality, it would definitely be a bloody battle on Mount Huashan. If I don't die, my friends will die.

"Actually... you are all wrong..."

Lin Dong pretended to be deep, with his hands behind his back and a righteous face, making the audience wonder if they were hallucinating?

"Fortune-telling may seem like fortune-telling, but it is actually a kind of self-cultivation, just like physiognomy. If a person's face is depressed and looks bad, you will know your own shortcomings, reflect on yourself, and improve your thoughts..."

"The most difficult thing to see clearly in a person's life is oneself. You can get inspiration from fortune-telling and change yourself step by step.Good for oneself..."

Lin Dong spoke calmly, and it seemed that the whole person was glowing...

In fact, the ancients started from Fuxi...

The development of each Tao and technique is not a trick, but a self-made world and self-modification, because the ancients believed that falling into the world is not a blessing, but a kind of self-breakthrough practice...

"Damn... I didn't expect a fortune-teller to sublimate himself..."

"My goodness... The fortune-teller said that I would wear a yellow robe and eat delicious food every day, and he didn't lie to me. I am delivering food..."

"Did you notice? The anchor seems to be glowing... Is God here to pick me up?"

"No... I also want to sublimate... The sea is boundless..."

"Brother... We came in, are there a bunch of psychopaths here? Each of them has become a savior..."

There are all kinds of monsters in the live broadcast room...

Lin Dong was too lazy to pay attention. He had already received 500 yuan. Today was a great day, so he was not in the mood to read the fortune...

In a hurry, he finished the day's live broadcast. When night fell, he found a small shop in the corner, ate a meat bun, and ordered some seafood...

The boss lady was also very beautiful...

"Xiao Linzi... Come again next time! Give you a bigger surprise..." The proprietress looked charming and smiled sweetly, then she put away the dishes.

"Hehe... I will definitely come next time..."

Lin Dong wiped the corner of his mouth. The service was very good, but the boss was a little fierce. Whenever someone talked to the proprietress, he looked fierce.

......

The next day...

Lin Dong continued to set up the stall, setting up the fortune-telling stall, picking up bargains, and putting it in a corner with an expectant smile...

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for obtaining the second of the three fortune-telling sets - observing qi, - qi is a person's own physiognomy, which includes disease qi and disaster qi. There are five kinds of fortune, namely gold, wood, water, fire, and earth..."

System prompt.

Lin Dong was all over. Trembling, learning everything at once, the system can really be self-contained, it's simply amazing...

Lin Dong sighed sincerely, once the Chinese medicine's observation of qi is combined, a person's life or death can be determined, it is incredible, even science cannot do it...

In the late Warring States period...

There is a typical story of a great doctor Bian Que who met Duke Huan of Cai three times...

After Bian Que met Duke Huan of Cai three times, he knew his life or death, and fled overnight for fear of harming the fish pond. It was not a cheating behavior, but a person's disease qi, first from the skin, then into the stomach, then the bone marrow, and finally died suddenly...

Lin Dong stretched lazily, feeling comfortable, and then opened the live broadcast room to see...

"The live broadcast master is finally online... What's the show today? ”

“Haha… the anchor is still here… who reported it last night… I tell you, you want to make the anchor collapse without any backing, it’s ridiculous…”

“I cheated an old lady of 500 yuan yesterday. I have left a video and am waiting to report it to the police station. The anchor is waiting to be in jail…”

“The despicable guy upstairs is really bad, but where can I report it? Take me with you…”

“I am a tough guy… I will not quit the internet until the anchor collapses. I have signed a written agreement and I can’t do a handstand and open my asshole…”

A group of guys are eager for Lin Dong to be caught…

Since the first anti-pornography and anti-illegal publication campaign…

This kid is like a cheat…

He is caught every time he goes out on duty, but he always gets away…

Lin Dong ignored him and wanted to have seafood breakfast today…

“Boss… bring some breakfast… Hey! Where is the boss lady today? "

Lin Dong looked around, but didn't see the pretty figure...

"What are you eating, kid? What are you doing with my wife? I'll dig out your eyes..."

The boss threw a menu at him, looking very unhappy.