Eternal First Immortal Sect

Chapter 254 Set off firecrackers in the hut?

A full pot of thick soup was quickly drained under the double offensive of Elder Lu and Protector Lu.

Elder Lu loved his son very much, so he let him drink two bowls.

Hmm... As for himself, he drank eight bowls!

Hiccup... Elder Lu hiccupped, his face full of satisfaction.

The pot of medicated meal of the ancestors of water and fire, but it was condensed after using up a lot of his precious medicinal materials. The fragrance is naturally extremely amazing, and the taste can be said to be unparalleled in the world.

Half of the big pot of soup went into Lichen's stomach, and the remaining half was eaten by Elder Lu and his son.

Father, you said that the cooking skills of this ancestor of water and fire are so good! Lu Guan stared at the boiler that had no drop left in front of him, and then turned to his father and asked.

Who knows, maybe he is more talented. Elder Lu yawned a lot, and then said a little tiredly.

He was just recovering from a serious illness, especially since he wasted so much energy today, and now he does feel a little tired.

Lu Guan nodded, and was about to turn around to leave, but his face changed drastically.

He felt that in his chest and abdomen, the river was overturned for a while, as if something was about to break out of the body.

Lu Guan's strength is only the peak of Wu Zun, and there is a big gap between Wu Sheng, so even if he drinks the least soup, the effect of the medicine is also the fastest.

Father, my stomach hurts... Lu Guan stretched out a hand to cover his stomach, and then said pitifully.

If you don't go to the hut with a stomachache, why are you staying here for your father? Do you want to solve it here? Elder Lu angrily kicked Guan Lu. on the ass.

Oh, Dad, don't kick your ass, you're coming out! Lu Guan hurriedly screamed, and then said profusely.

What a waste, how old is he, and he still has a stomachache! Elder Lu snorted coldly, and then unceremoniously invited Lu Guan out the door.

After Guan Lu walked out of the door of Elder Lu's room, he hurriedly ran towards the position of the thatched hut.

His body instantly turned into a flash of lightning, and disappeared in place almost in a blink of an eye.

About ten minutes after Guan Lu left, Elder Lu's brows suddenly knit together tightly.

Oh, my stomach hurts too! Elder Lu exclaimed, and then hurriedly covered his stomach, surprised in his heart.

He is a super strong in the Martial Saint Realm, and he has not experienced such a thing as a bad stomach for hundreds of years.

Could it be that the medicinal diet is too filling? No, I have to go to the thatched hut quickly! Elder Lu first muttered to himself, then his face changed greatly, and his body instantly disappeared in place.

Elder Lu's stomach hurts to death at the moment, he has forgotten to open the door to the void, but quickly ran away not far away.

 …

About half an hour ago, Lichen had already rushed to the toilet in the lead.

Li Chen kicked open the door of the toilet, and then squatted in without hesitation.

Li Chen untied his belt very skillfully, his brows were tightly wrinkled, and he almost wanted to die.

He knows his own laxatives very well, after all, he prepared it himself!

Damn it, I didn't expect that I was the first to be attacked, what a fucking dog! Li Chen squatted in the ditch with his butt on his back, feeling extremely dull.

I hope that the weight of the ancestors of water and fire will not be too much, otherwise, I am afraid that I will have to pull out my intestines! Lichen directly turned into a big bitter melon face, which was originally very bloated, but now it looks even more Ugly.

Lichen counted the time silently, and soon the effect of the medicine began to strike, like a river overturned, and it began to boil and roar in his stomach.

Come on!!! Li Chen's eyes widened sharply, and then he held his breath.

Crackling... The sound kept ringing, like setting off firecrackers.

A handyman disciple happened to pass by the thatched hut. He originally planned to go in and solve it, but after hearing the strange noise, he froze in place.

Fuck, who set off firecrackers in the thatched hut? The handyman disciple looked confused, and after hesitating for a long time, he still chose to turn his head and leave.

At this moment, Lichen's face was as if he had eaten stool, and his entire face was red with pain.

Your sister's ancestor of water and fire, how many laxatives did you put! Li Chen was about to collapse at this moment, and he felt his calf go weak.

The potion that Lichen has prepared is called Flying Stream Down Three Thousand Feet!

As the name suggests, after eating a whole bottle, it almost takes a full three thousand feet to finish!

Oh, why didn't I prepare some antidote at that time? It's really miserable now! Lichen's brows were tightly wrinkled, and he wanted to cry without tears.

At this moment, a huge figure suddenly flew out not far away, and the golden-winged dragon sculpture slowly landed outside the pit.

The golden-winged dragon sculpture fluttered its wings, opened the door of the thatched hut, and walked in directly.

The golden-winged dragon sculpture is very large, more than ten feet wide. After its entire body entered the thatched hut, the hut was instantly full.

Logically speaking, the thatched hut of the Tiandi faction is actually large enough to accommodate dozens of people to go to the toilet together.

However, the body of the golden-winged dragon sculpture is too big, and it occupies almost the entire hut with one bird!

The golden-winged dragon sculptor squatted down very skillfully, and then prepared to vent.

At this moment, the expression of the golden-winged dragon sculpture suddenly solidified there, and it smelled an indescribable smell.

vomit!!!

The golden-winged dragon sculpture opened its big mouth, it squatted its head directly, and began to vomit violently.

... Lichen, who was squatting in the corner, still continued to work hard there, and didn't care about the performance of the golden-winged dragon eagle.

Ouch... The golden-winged dragon eagle kept spitting out sour water, and the entire bird body began to tremble violently, as if it would suffocate at any time.

Fuck, who is this TM! You fucking eat shit??? If the golden-winged dragon eagle could speak, it would definitely yell.

Crackling... In the thatched hut, bursts of firecrackers continued to sound, almost deafening.

As time passed, the smell in the thatched hut became stronger and stronger, and before the golden-winged dragon sculptor came back to his senses, he smelled this extremely terrifying strong smell again.

Gah...

The pupils of the golden-winged dragon sculpture contracted directly, its two bird legs kicked out, and then completely fainted.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like