"Report! We smoked!"
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao knew that they had exposed themselves, so they admitted it.
"Sun Haoyu, Hou Longtao!"
The instructor stared at the two men fiercely.
"Here!"
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao shouted immediately.
"The recruit company's rules prohibit smoking, you all turned a deaf ear to it, right?"
The two men hung their heads when they heard this.
"Raise your heads! You still hide in the toilet to smoke, thinking that no one here knows, right? If you don't want others to know, then don't do it yourself! Do you know what kind of military service I was in before?"
The instructor stared at the two men with a sharp gaze.
On the side, squad leader Shi Qiang whispered to remind them: "The instructor used to be a scout, and he won the first place in the military district scout competition!"
When the two men heard this, they suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the instructor's nose was more sensitive than a dog.
It turned out that he was a scout!
This is really like hunting geese all day and being pecked by geese!
At this moment, the recruit hiding in the compartment was burned by the cigarette butt and couldn't help but move.
Instructor Li Xiang immediately looked into the compartment with a sharp look: "There is another one inside, come out!"
Crack!
The recruit hiding inside came out.
However, what surprised Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao was that this warrior put the cigarette in his mouth and smoked in front of the instructor.
The instructor saw this scene and couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly. He dared to smoke in front of him. This is not taking himself seriously!
So, Li Xiang frowned and asked: "Liu Mang, didn't you see me?"
Recruit Liu Mang reluctantly finished the last puff of cigarette, and then stood up: "Report! I saw it!"
"Since you saw it, you still dare to smoke so blatantly, don't you take me seriously?"
Instructor Li Xiang stared at Liu Mang's eyes like a sword.
On the side, Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao winked at Liu Mang frantically.
Liu Mang turned a blind eye and shouted back: "Report! Comrade instructor! I am adhering to the principle of not wasting!"
"So, am I wrong?"
The instructor was so angry that he laughed.
"Report! Instructor, before I came to the army, I saw a report that our Yan country's annual military expenditure is 1.69 trillion yuan, while the Eagle sauce is 886.3 billion US dollars, which is more than 4 times that of our country!"
Liu Mang reported loudly.
"So? What does this have to do with your smoking?"
The instructor looked down at Liu Mang.
Not only him, but Shi Qiang, Sun Haoyu, and Hou Longtao on the side also looked at Liu Mang in confusion.
How is your smoking related to military expenditure?
"When I saw this report, a sense of anxiety suddenly surged into my heart. The difference in military expenditure is so big that it makes people feel that the firepower is insufficient!"
Liu Mang said worriedly.
"There are only 29 heavy-armored combined brigades in my country with a population of 1.4 billion. There are only three aircraft carriers with a 30,000-kilometer coastline. 300 J-20s have to monitor 12.6 million square kilometers of airspace. 40 missile brigades have to guard 9.6 million square kilometers of land. Even Dongfeng Express can only provide firepower for 10 days!"
"Are you smoking because you are worried about the country and the people?"
The instructor stared at Liu Mang.
This kid is really good at boasting. He even talked about worrying about military spending when he smoked a cigarette!
Liu Mang continued to talk: "Report! Comrade instructor, as a soldier of Yan country, I know clearly that no matter how much military expenditure is spent, it is not as much as war reparations! As we all know, taxes on smokers are one of the important sources of military expenditure. If you don't smoke and I don't smoke, who will repair the aircraft carrier if it breaks down? If you don't buy and I don't buy, how can the aircraft carrier go to sea? Is this a cigarette butt in my hand?
No! This is a bullet fired at the enemy!
This is the screw of the motherland's aircraft carrier!
This is the catapult for the fighter plane to take off!
This is my sincere patriotism to support the construction of the motherland!
...
Every discarded cigarette butt is a shell fired at the enemy!
The pattern on each box of cigarettes is the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland!
Every time the smoke comes out of my mouth, it's like I'm fighting on the front line!"
On the side, Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao were stunned and wanted to accompany a cigarette, but they didn't touch the cigarette box.
Squad leader Shi Qiang also admired him very much. This kid is really good at bragging!
The instructor was happy when he heard this: "Okay! Okay! You smoke, you are proud! You are contributing to the country, right? Today, I will let you contribute more!"
Shi Qiang shuddered when he heard the instructor's words.
Because he knew very well that the instructor was not a pushover.
Although he was in charge of the ideological construction of the recruits in the recruit company.
In the past, Li Xiang made meritorious service in the special operations team and was recommended to the military academy!
It's hard to strike the enemy!
Sure enough,Instructor Li Xiang looked at Shi Qiang: "Shi Qiang!"
"Here!"
Shi Qiang immediately stood up.
"Now, go to the welfare club and buy a few boxes of cigarettes!"
The instructor looked at Shi Qiang.
"Yes!"
Shi Qiang immediately ran to the welfare club.
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao were surprised to see this.
Instructor, was he persuaded by Liu Mang and planned to treat them to a cigarette?
Soon, Shi Qiang came back.
He brought back three boxes of Huazi.
"Don't you like smoking? Smoke as much as you can in front of me today!"
As he said this, the instructor tore open the seal of the Huazi and took out a cigarette from it.
"Not good!"
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao's eyes were straight.
They immediately said: "Instructor, you are too polite, one is enough!"
At this moment, the instructor was so generous that they were scared.
"Squat down! Put cigarettes in your mouth!"
The instructor gave the order.
New recruits have been caught smoking in this unit before.
For obedient soldiers, they should be reasonable. However, when this reason doesn't work, the army will naturally have a way!
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao felt bitter, but they could only squat down and put several cigarettes in their mouths.
The instructor walked up and stuffed cigarettes into their noses and ears.
"Come on! Liu Mang, you are the same! Don't you like to smoke? I will let you smoke enough today!"
The instructor gave Liu Mang five more cigarettes: "Squat down!"
On the side, Shi Qiang saw the instructor's actions and couldn't help but tremble at the corners of his mouth.
When he was a new recruit, he was caught smoking and was severely punished. He couldn't finish smoking, so he made tea with cigarettes. He felt sick when he saw cigarettes later!
After Liu Mang took the cigarette, he honestly put it in his mouth.
Not only that, they also stuffed cigarettes into their nostrils and ears.
"Do you think this is enough?"
The instructor looked around the toilet.
Soon, he saw the small yellow basins that the recruits used to clean the toilets, and a look of reminiscence appeared on his face.
This basin was of excellent quality. When I was a recruit, I used it to hold noodles, bread and dumplings. When I was on business trips, I used it to carry feces and urine, stones and river sand for rural farmers during the day. I came back at night to wash my feet and face.
Coming to his senses, the instructor walked over, picked up the yellow basin, and covered one on each head.
"Shi Qiang, light them up!"
Shi Qiang stepped forward and lit cigarettes for the three people.
After a while, the three people choked and coughed non-stop, and even their faces were blackened by smoke. They felt dizzy and could not squat steadily.
Seeing this, the instructor said, "That's enough! Since this is your first time, I'll stop here. If I catch you again, it won't be so easy! Go wash your face!"
Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao heard this and immediately went to wash their faces as if they had been pardoned.
Liu Mang's eyes changed when he looked at the instructor.
Don't be fooled by his usual smile. When he gets angry, he's really ruthless!
Shi Qiang glanced at Sun Haoyu and Hou Longtao and said, "It's almost time. Go to the training ground and prepare for training!"
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