Entertainment: This extra is killing like crazy

The current”Longing for Life” is just a slow-paced lifestyle variety show produced on a whim by Mr. Huang and Mr. He.

The ratings are not that high yet, and the recorded content has indeed achieved the purpose of being self-reliant.

The Mushroom House is also completely different from the later ones. It is just a small tiled house in the countryside, a simple farmyard.

If you want to eat, you have to work non-stop, and you even owe the director a lot of money, and you have to chop the firewood yourself.

At the most critical moment, the recording was suddenly stopped halfway through because there was no money. It was not until later that the investment was found again that the recording continued.

Therefore, the first season of”Longing for Life” is also the only variety show that spanned two years of recording. It is completely different from the variety show that won the bid with a nine-digit bid later.

The car was driving on a country road, and it occasionally bumped along the way.

Reba looked at the fields outside the car window and asked Qiu Bai:

“Have you ever lived in the countryside?”

“Of course, I have beenI grew up watching rural TV dramas.

He grew up in the countryside in his previous life, and he has never lived in the countryside in this life.

“How can watching TV dramas count? I mean, do you, a person born in the 1980s, know how to farm?”

“Of course, I can farm, feed cows and pigs, cut grass, and harvest wheat!”

“Bragging!”

Reba obviously didn’t believe Qiu Bai’s words

“I grew up on the grassland, and this is my first time in the countryside.”

“Really? Then you can experience it and try to leave a good memory.”

“By the way, have you watched Longing for Life?”

“Yes, I have. I am a loyal fan of Longing for Life. I have watched all the episodes.”

“How come I find that you agree to everything I say? Are you lying to me again?”

“How is it possible? I swear in front of the whole nation that what I said is true. If I tell a lie, the whole nation will not have seasoning packets when eating instant noodles today.”

When this scene was broadcast, many viewers were speechless. What does your swearing have to do with us!!!

Just as the two were chatting, the program crew handed over a mobile phone:

“Now you can order food from Mushroom House.”

Qiu Bai took the phone and said subconsciously:

“Oh, you can also order food, I forgot!”

As soon as she finished speaking, Reba immediately said loudly:

“You said you’ve watched it, but you don’t even know how to order food! You’re done, and now the audiences across the country are going to scold you to death.”

Qiu Bai hesitated. He really watched Longing for Life, and not just the first season, but all the way to the final season.

It was because he had watched it that he didn’t remember the phone ordering thing, after all, this classic segment has disappeared since the fourth season.

“Well, audience friends across the country, if anyone eats instant noodles without seasoning packets today, please contact the manufacturer and ask them to compensate you, and then expose it.

What kind of unscrupulous business is it that doesn’t even put seasoning packets in the noodles? It’s really too much!”

After Qiu Bai finished speaking, Reba laughed at the side:

“I thought you were going to compensate them, but you asked them to expose the manufacturer. How could you do that?”

“Do you know what this proves?”

“What’s the reason?”

“It means that when you encounter bad luck, don’t look for the reasons in yourself first, and never take other people’s mistakes as your own responsibility.”

“Wow, how did you come up with that? That makes sense.”

“That makes sense, right? So, audience friends, if you really don’t have the seasoning packet, don’t blame me, it’s God’s mistake.

Who told me to believe anything I swear?”

Reba, who just looked so impressed, suddenly widened her eyes:

“You, can I say you are a little thick-skinned?”

“Absolutely, I think so too.”

“Hahahahaha.”

When this segment was broadcast, the audience all laughed. Qiu Bai is really good at making up stories, and it’s really funny.

“Okay, stop talking. I need to make a phone call. I’ll be there in a minute.”

“Oh, OK.”

Qiu Bai dialed the phone, and soon an awkward voice came from the other end:

“Hello, who is this?”

“Hello, we are guests visiting Mushroom House and we would like to order some food.”

“Okay, what do you want to eat?”

“Anything is OK?”

“It’s all fine, Teacher Huang!”

“In this case, I want to eat a small fried chicken”

“Little grass chicken? A chicken made of grass?”

Before Qiu Bai could finish his words, Teacher He’s voice came from the other side:

“What kind of grass-cooked chicken, fried chicken”

“Small grass chicken is ok, is there any more?”

“Can I still order?”

“Yes, Teacher Huang is fine with anything!”

“Poor kid, I can’t do that. Please ask him to be less strict.”

“You should drink less. Teacher Huang said”

“OK, then I also want to eat a roast leg of lamb”

“Roasted lamb leg? Leg of lamb? Okay, any more?”

“What??? Roasted lamb leg??? Dahua, tell him we don’t have this dish!”

“Teacher He said we don’t have this dish at home.” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

“Yes, don’t you have a sheep at home? I’ve watched the show.”

“Teacher He, they want to eat older legs!”

“Let them go, we don’t welcome such guests, Diandian is our family, we can’t eat him”

“Teacher He told you to go”

“I won’t leave”[]

“Teacher He, he won’t leave”

“Who is this? Give it to me, let me see who is so bold.”

When Qiu Bai heard that Teacher He was going to answer the phone, he immediately threw the phone to Reba. Reba, who was watching the excitement on the side, was startled and was about to return it to Qiu Bai when Teacher He’s voice came from the other side:

“Hey, who wants to eat our old man? Speak up!”

Reba kept shoving the phone at Qiu Bai, but Qiu Bai refused to listen.

“Where are the people? Speak!”

“Hello, hello, Mr. He”

“Girl, do you want to eat some of our snacks?”

“It’s not me, Mr. He, it’s someone else……….”

“So what do you want to eat?”

“Can I eat some noodles?”

“Pull the strips? Mr. Huang, can you do pull the strips?

Yes, sure. Any more?”

“there is none left”

“Why is it gone? Beer duck, beer duck”

“Baba, let the guy who wants to eat beer duck speak!”

“Ah? Teacher He, did you guess me?”

“Of course, as soon as you said”La Tiaozi”, I knew it was you. Give the phone to the person next to you.”

Reba immediately handed the phone to Qiu Bai with a gloating look on his face. Qiu Bai refused to give up.

“The one who is trying to avoid the phone now, if you don’t answer the phone, believe it or not, I will make you unable to eat a single bite of food.”

Qiu Bai’s eyes widened suddenly, and he whispered to the camera:

“How did he know? How did he know?”

When this scene was broadcast, the audience was also shocked by Teacher He’s guess.

Qiu Bai had no choice but to take the phone, then pinched his nose and said:

“Hello, Teacher He”

“You want to eat something from our restaurant, right? Do you want stir-fried chicken or beer duck? Do you want fried pork with belt?”

“Teacher He, the director asked me to order these.”

“You don’t have to pinch your nose when talking to me. Do you want me to welcome you with nunchakus later, Xiaobai?”

Qiu Bai opened his mouth wide, his eyes full of disbelief.

He and Teacher He had never met each other, how did Teacher He guess him?

“Shut your mouth, come and tell me what you want to eat.”

Qiu Bai immediately closed his mouth and hung up the phone in a hurry.

“How did Mr. He guess it? How did he know? Mr. He and I have never met.

Oh my god, audience friends, it’s amazing! 1.5 is amazing!!!”

On the other side, Mr. He smiled and said while listening to the dead tone on the phone:

“Hahahaha, he died.”

Teacher Huang said:

“Did you hear who it was?”

“One is Reba, the other is Qiu Bai”

“Qiu Bai? Is that the Qiu Bai who is very popular on the Internet?”

“It was him. I was narrating a show he participated in, and I recognized his voice right away.”

“Hahahaha, it occurred to me that he was the unlucky kid who was knocked down by Huang Zitao with a stick?”

“Hahahaha, that’s him.”

“Okay, I’ve figured it out. The last time this kid got hit was not too bad. Dahua, go get a nunchaku. I’m going to break his legs again today. He still wants to eat our traditional food, fried chicken, and beer duck. Why doesn’t he go to heaven?”

“OK, I’ll get it.”

Qiu Bai didn’t know at this time that Teacher Huang was already waiting for him with nunchakus in hand.

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