Entertainment starts with happy comedians

The audience watched it with relish, and in their hearts it was called a joy, beauty, and coolness.

In the camera, Han Qiaoqiao's face was a little moved, she glanced at the children and touched her big belly, and said shakenly, "The doctor looks at us with these children, so it's not revealing?"

When Mu Chen heard this, he glared at Han Jian with hatred of iron and steel, and said in a straight voice in the audience's happy laughter, "It's so stupid! Let's just say that the two of us are married for the second time, brought by the former woer (ex-wife) of "Hainan Island" and "Turpan". "

Han Yan's face turned pale, he glanced at Mu Chen, and said angrily, "What about your second marriage child?"

Mu Chen smiled proudly, "Isn't the third marriage over?" "

Han Yan was unhappy, vicious and full of contempt and reluctance, "Pull it down, the young man has lost his life three times after getting married, I won't go to you alone." "

The bickering between the two, the audience can't stop watching, and the thief chicken is interesting.

Mu Chen didn't care, but said with a smile, "What's a shame about fashionable things, let's go." "

As he spoke, he grabbed Han Yan's sleeve and was about to do a fart super, the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room stared at the stage with big copper bell eyes, looking forward to the development of the plot of the next show....

Han Yan twisted around to break free of Mu Chen, his eyebrows were full of unhappiness, "What are you doing!"

Mu Chen glanced at the fried Han Yan, glared and said, "You have a violent temper now, you are very willful, do you feel it yourself?" As he spoke, he squatted down and beat Han Yan's legs, while saying, "Don't worry, look at the old Wang family in our village, isn't the first, second, and third child a kid." "

"Hmph, you're embarrassed to say~~" Han Yan glanced at Mu Chen, and complained with disdain, "You can compare with others, people can afford to be born and punished, can you do it?"

Mu Chen got up and stood up when he heard this, and said in high spirits, "I can't do it, I can punish if I can afford it, and I can't punish me for running." Our principle is: he advances and I retreat, he retreats and I chase, he stops and disturbs, and he wears and I live. I tell you, I don't believe it, I can't keep my son according to this principle. "

"Hahahaha, hey, hey, my brother Mu!"

"Meow, I remember that this is the sixteen-character formula of Grandpa Mao's guerrilla warfare, the original text is like this: the enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy is stationed and I disturb, the enemy is tired and I fight, the enemy retreats and I chase, Brother Mu no, people have gone to school~~"

"Tsk, Brother Mu's brain hole, the superborn guerrillas are wonderful~"

Mu Chen's sentence of 'superborn guerrilla policy' made the audience happy to listen, and countless barrages and comments in the live broadcast room soared, which was called a wolf-hearted dog and crazy.

Whether it was Song Xiaobaoren in the background, or Shen Xilin, Sun Xuan and the director team, they were all stunned, and the smiling thousands of households leaned back, holding their stomachs and turning into spicy crayfish with small teardrops.

On the stage, Han Jian heard Mu Chen's words and snorted, "If you shoot like this all day long, you will change places, you will play cotton and my shoes, and catch up with the 25,000-mile Long March!"

Mu Chen was not unconcerned, said with relish, and said, "Then we are on this road, and we don't make less money or anything." "

"It's still making money. Han Jian pursed his lips and began to whisper, "All the money you earned was donated to the Ministry of Railways." Just now in that waiting room, the police pointed at my nose and called me, do you know?"

"What's it called?" Mu Chen waited for his big eyes to stare at Han Yu.

Han Yu glanced at Mu Chen and snorted, "Blind Stream"! (People who blindly enter the stream without purpose) Listen, there is still a blind stream, and it is not far from the hooligans. "

Mu Chen didn't react to Han Yan's words at all, and said to himself, "I'll tell you, blind flow is blind flow, just don't let you do human flow... Our mission now is to have a son, you know?"

Han Yan's face was full of disgust, and he didn't want to talk to Mu Chen, "I said that if I give birth to a son, I will give birth to a son?"

Mu Chen was stunned, "What's the matter?" "

"I'm going to say that if I give birth to a son, I'll give birth to a son, what do I want these people to do?" Han Jian glanced at the children, and continued angrily, "Since I have "Hainan Island", "Shaolin Temple" and "Turpan", you look at your mother's appearance, pouting all day long, like a Changbai Mountain. "

Mu Chenden was not happy anymore, and stared at him with big eyes, "Your mother is like Changbai Mountain!"

Han Jian was not to be outdone, "Your mother is like Changbai Mountain." "

Yanjing, Han Qiao's home.

"Poof~cough, cough, cough~~~" Han's mother, who had just drunk saliva, couldn't help but squirt out, and Han's father, who just sprayed, was all over his face.

Han's father was also shot while lying down, and glanced at the two people in the video speechlessly, "These two unlucky children, how can you talk, who did I provoke." "

"Hehe, that old Han is embarrassed, he didn't hold back. Han's mother smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly took a tissue to help Han's father wipe it up.

Li Mingren of the field brigade on the other side saw this, and he was choked enough, and it took a while to ease up before he got better, looking at the bickering of the two in the video, this uncle was speechless and bitter, these two children are doing something like this, but their eyes can't leave the video for a moment~~_

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