Entertainment starts with happy comedians

The curtain opens, and the background of the plaza staircase appears on the stage, and there is a long marble seat in the middle of the field, which is more than simple.

The audience stared at the stage with great interest, looking forward to the start of the show.

At a certain moment, a thief eyebrow, wearing a dark blue cotton jacket from the family planning period, came to the stage with a blue hat, a large bow hanging around his neck, and a worn-out duffel bag in his right hand, and this doll was still behind his back.

However, when the audience saw the face of the thief-eyed man, they burst into laughter, meow, isn't it Mu Chen, I almost didn't recognize it.

The thief eyebrows were eyed for a while, Mu Chen hurriedly turned his head and blew a slogan like an agent behind him, at this time, near the stage on the other side, the same rural women were dressed up, wearing a green headscarf on their heads, a red scarf around their necks, with a big belly, carrying a large bag and a small bag in their hands, leaning on the edge of the stone pillar in fear.

"That's..... Goddess Han, I'll go like this~~"

Seeing Han Qiao dressed up as a rural woman who responded to the whistle, the audience's eyes opened widely, Ya, it looks too similar, is this meow hiding from family planning~

Needless to say, just one picture, the audience already understands the background of the show, especially meow, the superborn guerrillas mean this, and the feelings are to fight guerrillas with family planning.

At this time, Han Yan, who was carrying a big bag and a big belly, shouted in a northeastern voice, "His father!"

Mu Chen, who was with a thief's eyebrows, had a stirring on his face, and hurriedly turned around, his index finger on his mouth, "Shh~~~"

Han Yuden lowered his voice and walked to Mu Chen, "Is this area safe?"

Mu Chen looked at the thief left and right, put down the worn-out duffel bag, and said seriously, "According to my observation, I didn't find any enemy situation." "

When Han Jian heard this, his face relaxed, he put down the big bag in his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, and his voice couldn't help but raise again, "Oh mom, I'm tired." "

"Be quiet!"

Mu Chen glared at Han Zhang, looked around in fear, and Han Liang couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

glanced at Han Yan, pulled her eyes in one direction, and said, "Don't you see an old lady over there!"

Han Qiao was stunned and looked around, "Where is it?"

Mu Chen stretched out his hand and pointed in one direction, admonishing, "I look like a street cadre, and now I can grasp this matter tightly." "

Han Jian held his waist with his right hand and sat down slowly, Mu Chen hurriedly helped him, only to see Han Yan with white eyes Mu Chen, "Oh, catch it, I'm out of the way, what are you doing hiding in Tibet all day long?"

Mu Chen looked in the direction of the 'old lady', retracted his gaze, and squatted down, "Won't it be good to give birth in two days." "

Han Yu was unhappy at the time, glared at Mu Chen, his face was full of complaints, "Sheng, Sheng! I didn't stop marrying you." Married for four years, the girl is a girl, and the old and second are called all day long. Oh mom, San'er is peeing again!"

As he spoke, the doll Han Yan was carrying sounded and hurriedly took care of it.

When the audience saw this, they couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hahahaha, mother's really thief classic, thief interesting~"

"Hehehe, Brother Mu's acting is too good, and it also reflects the harm of family planning, isn't our international community suffering from the harm of family planning?"

"Tsk, how else can I say that Brother Mu is talented in thieves, it's too powerful, it's good to act as a thief~!"

"Having said that, Brother Mu and Goddess Han Yan don't say it, they really act alike, they really look like they are hiding from family planning, and the Northeast dialect is a thief enough!"

"Uh-huh, that's what we said~~"

"Hehe, four years of having a girl with the goddess of Han Yu, begging Brother Mu's psychological shadow area~~"

.....

With the show entering a good situation, the number of fans in the two live broadcast rooms has also soared, not to mention breaking through the million mark, and the official website of Dream Entertainment has broken the 1.4 million mark.

"Lao Sun, the show is so good, and now the number of fans has exceeded one million. Shen Xilin stared at the live broadcast rooms of the two official websites, looking at it with joy in his eyes and heart.

Sun Xuan smiled undeniably, "Of course, with our chairman and Han Jian here, the ratings are absolutely guaranteed." "

"Well, I agree with that. Shen Xilin nodded in agreement with approval.

Several artists under Dream Entertainment in the backstage lounge watched the drama between the chairman and Han Xiaoxue, which was admired from the bottom of their hearts.

At this time, on the stage, Mu Chen hurriedly took off his hat and put it on the crotch of the little doll held by Han Yan, "Come, come on." "

An action attracted the audience's relish, but it was Han Yan's eyes that blanked Mu Chen, and he didn't have a good breath, "That's not leaking?"

Mu Chen didn't care at all, flipped over his hat, and said proudly, "There is a plastic bag here, which is usually rainproof, and it is used for urine at critical times." "

While talking about urinating 'San'er', the audience watched happily, there was a plastic bag in the hat, and there was no one.

Half-kneeling and urinating, Mu Chen continued to mumble, "Let me tell you, there are many problems in the city, and you will be fined five dimes for spitting, and this soaked urine will not eat a big unity!"

Han Yan's face changed, and he was startled, "Really?"

"Hmph, that's not it!"

As he spoke, Mu Chen picked up a cigarette butt on the ground and smoked it, but before he could take a puff, he choked and muttered angrily, "This piece is full of foreign cigarette butts, one by one." "

As he spoke, he picked up another one, took a few puffs of enjoyment, and did not forget to comment, "This one is about the same." "

Watching the stage, Mu Chen picked up cigarette butts and smoked, and the audience was happy to watch. _

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